Finding Woman in Nicaragua

[Meat Loaf]

"In the day" (like in the late 90's) Vale Todo was the most wonderful and fun place to hang out, drink, play with the girls, and get laid in a great atmosphere. I am nostalgic for those old days. I remember when Vale Todo was an open air establishment, no a/c, and one time I fucked Cassandra in a back room with 2" of water all over the floor and cockroaches floating in life rafts. It was a good fuck though. I also remember when Vale Todo went to a/c, remodeled its back rooms, and I could spend an entire evening, drinking, playing, flirting, have a tremendous fuck and go home less than $100 lighter. Oh Natalie, Tami, Jennifer, Casandra, Soshi, Katherine ... where are you wonderful ladies now? Chepe and Chepito ... I miss you guys.

Vale Todo used to be such a great place. Such fond memories.

And for you mongers pre-2007, around the corner was "Claudias" or "Casa 14."

[Noguera]

USA-style strip club with VIP room.

The girls are skinny-Latinas with sexy stripper clothes, highlighted hair, tramp stamp tattoos and hungry for a nutt.

Take-out p*ssy is US $120 and well worth the investment.

VIP room in US $75 including a body of vodka.

This is a location that any Gringo will find himself comfortable.

"In the day" (like in the late 90's) Vale Todo was the most wonderful and fun place to hang out, drink, play with the girls, and get laid in a great atmosphere. I am nostalgic for those old days. I remember when Vale Todo was an open air establishment, no a/c, and one time I fucked Cassandra in a back room with 2" of water all over the floor and cockroaches floating in life rafts. It was a good fuck though. I also remember when Vale Todo went to a/c, remodeled its back rooms, and I could spend an entire evening, drinking, playing, flirting, have a tremendous fuck and go home less than $100 lighter. Oh Natalie, Tami, Jennifer, Casandra, Soshi, Katherine ... where are you wonderful ladies now? Chepe and Chepito ... I miss you guys.

Vale Todo used to be such a great place. Such fond memories.

[Meat Loaf]

USA-style strip club with VIP room.

The girls are skinny-Latinas with sexy stripper clothes, highlighted hair, tramp stamp tattoos and hungry for a nutt.

Take-out p*ssy is US $120 and well worth the investment.

VIP room in US $75 including a body of vodka.

This is a location that any Gringo will find himself comfortable.

[Meat Loaf]

"Chocha Monger" is inducted into the "Managua Mongering Hall of Fame!" Congratulations.

Although it is not evidenced that "Chocha Monger" has every stepped foot onto the soil of Nicaragua, he is nonetheless inducted. Why?

"Chocha Monger" knows Latin America! "Chocha Monger" knows how the populace and how "Chicas Nicas" manipulate Gringos. "Chocha Monger" knows how the males think and behave. "Chocha Monger" knows too much about Nicaragua and Latin America.

"Chocha Monger" knows how not to pull caballo which in itself is priceless. While other Gringos loose their faculties, "Chocha Monger" watches their demise.

"Chocha Monger" has guided ignorant Gringos for years via International Sex Forumn. These Gringos have been domesticated caballos as well as USA exported caballos.

"Chocha Monger's" list of accomplishments is legendary and his posting history is superb. While other ISG posters write dribble, "Chocha Monger" writes information that is actually useful.

"Chocha Monger" is inducted into the "Managua Mongering Hall of Fame" and joins the ranks of "DrDewman," and "Grand Pollo."

Congratulations "Chocha Monger" for your induction and keep up the stellar postings on ISG.

"Chocha Monger" is inducted into the "Managua Mongering Hall of Fame."

[Meat Loaf]

Yesterday, my retired-Gringo friend arrived at the mansion with two (2) girls. One girl looked indigenous with a meaty body and the other was tall and lean. The indigenous girl was jovial and talkative while her friend was callada (ie. shut mouth.)

I've detailed how Chicas Nicas begin their lies from "hello" as did this hembra (ie. b*tch; wh*re).

Like pulling teeth, I attempted to create conversation with her. Like pulling teeth, I found a lot of rotten product.

She started her lies with (1) her age being 17. Obviously, she's been around retired-Gringos who chase age and not truth, but she didn't realize that under-18 is illegal so I lost interest in her immediately.

Lie #2 was that she was looking for employment, but "no jobs exist." She later said that she will begin her job search in January 2010.

Lie #3 was that she's Christian. I asked what denomination after listing the most popular within Nicaragua (ie. Jehova's Witness; Latter Day Saints; Catholic; Evangelical). She opted for Jehova's Witness. Having studied with Jehova's Witnesses for 2-years in Managua, I thought we could find common ground. I asked her the name of the weekly Jehova's Witness magazine- Hallaluyah- and she said that they do not have one. I knew she was a "stone cold liar and fool."

Lie #4 was that she has 0% children. Maybe this is true, but this is Nicaragua and her friend / wing-woman has three (3).

Lie #5 was that her friend, indigenous, is not f*cking other guys beyond retired-Gringo.

This female began telling lies although she was privy to the "high life" of Meat Loaf's mansion. She said all of the above lies within 1.5 glasses of beer.

The good news is that I spent US $0 / C$ 0 on them hoes and therefore didn't loose anything, but 30-minutes of time.

[Meat Loaf]

Here are a couple of examples involving the Nica chicas:

When my company was building a power plant in Nicaragua, I went down there pretty frequently for a year. I had a co-worker from England who met a local chica at Polanco's and moved her in to his hotel room. He also ended up supporting her son and her mother. After he left for good and returned to England, he emailed me and told me that it was very heartbreaking at the airport the day he left because his chica, her son, and her mother all were there crying and saying goodbye to him. The next night I saw her at Polanco's, sitting on a Dutch co-worker's lap, and then she left with him and went to his hotel room. I guess she had a short memory concerning her British novio.

Another day at the hotel I ran into another co-worker's live-in novia who was with her amiga. The amiga told me that she was 5 months pregnant, and one of my Dutch co-workers was the father. She said that the Dutch guy had returned home and was in the process of getting her a visa to bring her to Holland. A little later my co-worker's novia told me that her amiga lied to my Dutch co-worker and told him that he was the baby's father, when in fact the real father was some local guy.

After hearing this, I asked the pregnant amiga how long it had been since she had sex. She told me it had been five months, since the time she got pregnant. I asked her if she missed it, and she said yes. Then I asked her if she wanted to come with me to my hotel room, and she said yes. So we went there, got naked, and she gave me BBBJ and them sex. When she was leaving later, I gave her $5.00 and she was very happy. So much for loyalty.

Riggo

Nicaraguans, especially girls, love bobos (ie. fools.)

Granada is overrun with bobos and is hard for Meat Loaf to stomach.

Since I'm not a bobo, they don't even attempt to play me bobo. But you "company guys" and tourists are prime candidates for the "okie doke."

When you lay down with b*tches, you get flees!

[Riggo]

Here are a couple of examples involving the Nica chicas:

When my company was building a power plant in Nicaragua, I went down there pretty frequently for a year. I had a co-worker from England who met a local chica at Polanco's and moved her in to his hotel room. He also ended up supporting her son and her mother. After he left for good and returned to England, he emailed me and told me that it was very heartbreaking at the airport the day he left because his chica, her son, and her mother all were there crying and saying goodbye to him. The next night I saw her at Polanco's, sitting on a Dutch co-worker's lap, and then she left with him and went to his hotel room. I guess she had a short memory concerning her British novio.

Another day at the hotel I ran into another co-worker's live-in novia who was with her amiga. The amiga told me that she was 5 months pregnant, and one of my Dutch co-workers was the father. She said that the Dutch guy had returned home and was in the process of getting her a visa to bring her to Holland. A little later my co-worker's novia told me that her amiga lied to my Dutch co-worker and told him that he was the baby's father, when in fact the real father was some local guy.

After hearing this, I asked the pregnant amiga how long it had been since she had sex. She told me it had been five months, since the time she got pregnant. I asked her if she missed it, and she said yes. Then I asked her if she wanted to come with me to my hotel room, and she said yes. So we went there, got naked, and she gave me BBBJ and them sex. When she was leaving later, I gave her $5.00 and she was very happy. So much for loyalty.

Riggo

[Mee Wee]

Relax, I am NOT Meat. I am not in full agreement with all of his comments but certainly do understand some of them. It is survival out there. When you live in a tin shack with posts from trees (uncut. Not 2x4 or anything sold in the US), you live and operate on a different level. Call is Maslow's pyramid or what you will it dominates their thinking. I am not a revolutionary, instead I seek to work within the system to gain the advantages. I'll be back soon in Managua for anyone wishing to verify that I am not Meat.

[SE Asia Joe]

Do us all a favor and stop writing stupid bullsh*t!

It's great that you started reading Meat Loaf posts, but if you comment add something of value otherwise create your own thread for nonsensical writings. You have over 2,000 posts and I hope that your writings on my thread are not indicative of your posting career / legacy.

Ooooohhhhh.... and your mom wears army boots too!!

Just get back to writing on your thread will ya?

SEAJ

[Meat Loaf]

Do us all a favor and stop writing stupid bullsh*t!

It's great that you started reading Meat Loaf posts, but if you comment add something of value otherwise create your own thread for nonsensical writings. You have over 2,000 posts and I hope that your writings on my thread are not indicative of your posting career / legacy.

[SE Asia Joe]

"Mee Wee" knows Managua!

HAH!!!!

You just cain't stay away can you? Can YOU??!!

So why dontcha resume your rightful throne "over there"

And hurry it up, wanker!

SEAJ

[Member #4167]

They're all hoes. I've got one now that wants to make me into her caballo as meat puts it. I don't want nothing more than to just show up in country and have a good time. She's been willing to do that but she only does it cause she thinks she is investing in the future.

Mee Wee sounds like he could be another alias for Meat Loaf a/k/a The Whole Nine Yards.

[Meat Loaf]

We venture into the Mercado, into Tipitapa late at night at the parada de Mango solo but still go to Chaman, MetroCentro, nice hotels and los Idolos to prey on different types. It's been going on since the beginning of time. Animals prey on each other. We prey on each other. The girls are preying on you and hoping they can snag you and your heart. They would NEVER spend any such inordinate amount of time on you if they didn't think they could get something from you. They'll never spend it on Managua Boy with no dinero. Remember like anywhere else, I too jump into my camoflauge when I'm there. I'm sure you've seen me, wearing awful horizontal striped polo, jeans, greased hair and too much cheap cologne (gift from chica). I blend in because I want to have the advantage. We meet other local chicas and initially they think I'm from there, have no money or no game. Once a smidgeon is revealed, they are creaming in their pants, sneaking their digits at me, winking and ready to sit on my palo.

Getting back to Managua, you should meet their family to keep them honest. The fear of retribution is high. However, at the end of the day it is just a smal amount of embarrassment and will only go so far. Do not go to the embassy. Tell them that it will take you time to move down there and that you are working on it. Stretch it out. Time is on your side. In the meantime, collect digits and move on to the next one. Always have two in the bush ready for the escapade. Work on the next and then move on. A fresh new batch of girls turns 18 every year. A fresh new batch of girls get their dreams broken and their pussies broken in by loser first boyfriend. A fresh new batch of girls need to feel semi redeemed in front of their family. You are the jewel that makes them look like they can finally land a decent guy. In fact, the family already tells you that you are the best thing since sliced bread and are on your side in every argument with puta. You actually bring food to the house. You actually bring trago. Puta only opens legs and selects poorly until you came along. You hold the upper hand. Boy, I guess I am sounding a bit like Meat.

"Mee Wee" knows Managua!

[Nica Bound]

Meat Loaf is BACK !

[Mee Wee]

I don't do this because I can't any back in the states. Actually the opposite, the same inherent rules of engagement apply. Just lie to them. They expect it and know the drill. Girlfriends are nice until they want more and then they have to go. Pick up another one in the poor part of town. Just cause they are poor doesn't mean they're ugly. Dress them up, take them somewhere nice and they'll blend in until they open their mouth. Once they want too much, trade them back in for another one.

Getting back to Managua, you should meet their family to keep them honest. The fear of retribution is high. However, at the end of the day it is just a smal amount of embarrassment and will only go so far. Do not go to the embassy. Tell them that it will take you time to move down there and that you are working on it. Stretch it out. Time is on your side. In the meantime, collect digits and move on to the next one. Always have two in the bush ready for the escapade. Work on the next and then move on. A fresh new batch of girls turns 18 every year. A fresh new batch of girls get their dreams broken and their pussies broken in by loser first boyfriend. A fresh new batch of girls need to feel semi redeemed in front of their family. You are the jewel that makes them look like they can finally land a decent guy. In fact, the family already tells you that you are the best thing since sliced bread and are on your side in every argument with puta. You actually bring food to the house. You actually bring trago. Puta only opens legs and selects poorly until you came along. You hold the upper hand. Boy, I guess I am sounding a bit like Meat.