Finding Woman in Nicaragua

[Mee Wee]

We venture into the Mercado, into Tipitapa late at night at the parada de Mango solo but still go to Chaman, MetroCentro, nice hotels and los Idolos to prey on different types. It's been going on since the beginning of time. Animals prey on each other. We prey on each other. The girls are preying on you and hoping they can snag you and your heart. They would NEVER spend any such inordinate amount of time on you if they didn't think they could get something from you. They'll never spend it on Managua Boy with no dinero. Remember like anywhere else, I too jump into my camoflauge when I'm there. I'm sure you've seen me, wearing awful horizontal striped polo, jeans, greased hair and too much cheap cologne (gift from chica). I blend in because I want to have the advantage. We meet other local chicas and initially they think I'm from there, have no money or no game. Once a smidgeon is revealed, they are creaming in their pants, sneaking their digits at me, winking and ready to sit on my palo.

[Mee Wee]

The smart ones have already found a way to make it to the USA Or whatever other country is better. In this case, any one of them would die to go and sell their hole in Mexico where the relative lifestyle is better. Just remember that somewhere or somehow your ancestors were bright enough or stupid enough to survive and make it to the US. Obviously through breeding not all of this has passed down to everyone. Some have it and some don't. As in all situations you have to put yourself in their shoes and think of what you would do. Some of you probably can't if you never lived in shit and had to dig your way out of it. Some of us have and will never look back. This doesn't mean that we don't know how to venture into it and get what we need from it.

[Mee Wee]

I was taken to meet her sister. It turns out I've got the lightest of the bunch. All these women know how to be true bitches cause they have every low life hitting on them for a piece of easy ass which they give away if they think they can get a meal or something out of you. They all go bareback. They all either pretend to not want a child or want a child. They'll pick whichever strategy seems to be the one you want. For example, next time pick a subject and totally go in an unreasonable way on it. She will look at your face and how strong your opinion is. If it suits her, she will agree with you. If you told her the sky was green, she would agree if it would get her points with you. They are street smart and think they are super smart. However, if they were that much they would have figured out how to get out of there.

[Mee Wee]

It don't matter as long as you have some sort of respect for yourself you will attract them. You can go down to the Mercado Oriental, get something to eat, get a haircut and you will have all them wannabe inocente girls wanting something with you. Heck, I even had a girlfriend with me and the other girls were giving me their digits while she was looking the other way. Even dressed in your poorest you look rich to them. They're all hoes. I've got one now that wants to make me into her caballo as meat puts it. I don't want nothing more than to just show up in country and have a good time. She's been willing to do that but she only does it cause she thinks she is investing in the future.

[Nica Bound]

Was your MasterCard easily visible from across the dance floor ? Do you have a large red and white Bulls-Eye target embroidered on back of your polo shirt ? Did you walk to parking lot and pretend your car keys would work on someone else's BMW ? Manage to tip your waitress 500 Cordobas instead of 5 C. ? Left your ATM card at the machine for the next chica in line behind you ?

These are all subtle, advanced, mongering skills for picking up the discriminating non-pro. You have been informed.

[Member #4167]

Foreigners will get hit on constantly, as long as you are clean, polite and talk their language. I had a hospital girl strapping on an EKG for a stress test at Hosp. Metropolitano unbutton two buttons on her blouse and give me her number when the technician doing the test had her back turned. Waitresses, casino workers, store clerks, you name it.

Grand Pollo - I must be doing something wrong -

I didn't get hit on constantly. In fact, I rarely got hit on.

I am clean, well groomed.

I am polite.

I somewhat talk their language.

I dress in a stylish manner.

I didn't get much eye contact or return smiles. I spent days wandering around trying to hook up with non-pros. I hit the malls and the shops and the casinos. I went to the niteclubs off of Carretera Masaya.

I get more smiles and eye contact from ladies in my own western country.

My spanish level was well above Tourist Spanish but below semi-fluent. I could communicate, but it was rough-going. One possibility for my lack of success is that it was struggle for me to understand their spanish. I am not fully fluent, and when Nicas speak to me, they speak at their normal pace. I was stressed trying to understand them.

Any idea what I was doing wrong?

[Grand Pollo]

Skyguy,

I spent maybe a week in MGA and a week on the coast and couldn't seem to connect to the non-pro pvssy. Everything I got there I had to pay.

Perhaps you have had better luck because you live in country and speak fluent spanish?

It is not clear if you speak any Spanish, if you don't how on earth would you expect to pick up any girl? You don't have to live there but you have to communicate with them, pretty obvious.

Foreigners will get hit on constantly, as long as you are clean, polite and talk their language. I had a hospital girl strapping on an EKG for a stress test at Hosp. Metropolitano unbutton two buttons on her blouse and give me her number when the technician doing the test had her back turned.

Waitresses, casino workers, store clerks, you name it.

[Meat Loaf]

Blue Foxies is located on the edge of the Granada and Masaya Departments.

They stock about 8 lazy hoes ranging in looks from 4 - 6 and 1 skinny gay guy.

This is a strip club with a long stage, two stripper poles, and too damn loud music.

If you're bacpacking through Nicaragua and want to see some titties while drinking beer this will suffice.

[Meat Loaf]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ec4N4...eature=related

Either I'm drunk on a Saturday night, alone, or I'm preparing for relocation to Brazil as my 35th Birthday approaches.

Cafe Nuit: Gringas looking for "Latin Lovers" or Chicas Nicas looking for US $40 per polvo.

Kayak: Any foreigner can get laid.

0122 hours en 16 d agosto d 2009

[Member #4167]

1. Immature women who want everything from one man...contradictory things ...DREAMS.... a man who is strong BUT sensitive, busy BUT has plenty of time for them, wealthy BUT attentive.

So true, bro. That's a righteous statement

[Member #4167]

Skyguy,

I haven't been on the forum in awhile so I just got around to reading your post.

That was an excellent, detailed post. Worthy of a "report of distinction"

I haven't been to Brazil or Thailand so I can't compare.

You said "Nicaragua. The prices are low, the girls open and sexy. It is not necessary to buy puss in Nica, you can have a regular girl fairly easily, if you treat her decently."

I spent maybe a week in MGA and a week on the coast and couldn't seem to connect to the non-pro pvssy. Everything I got there I had to pay.

Perhaps you have had better luck because you live in country and speak fluent spanish?

Comparing Nicaragua, Brazil and Thailand.

Thailand

Rating them on ease of access, sheer numbers, cost and quality of the girls, Thailand sets the standard. On a scale of to 10, Thailand rates a 9. A perfect 10 may or may not exist.

You can get lost and spend your whole vacation on just one street, Soi 6, in Pattaya, Thailand. There are about 40 clubs, each filled with at least 8-10 girls or more, on that street alone. And that's not even the center of the action in Pattaya, the center is Walking Street.

Pattaya is inexpensive, I had a nice hotel room, everything brand new, for $20 per night. Paying directly for sex on the short. Term plan is not my thing, I usually lock down one or 2 girlfriends for that, and stick with them, but here's what I know: girls from the beach are about $16, short time. In Thailand you have 2 options, short time and long time. At the beer bars, you pay a little more, and at the nice clubs, you have to pay $12 to $18 "bar fine" to get the girls out, plus about $30 for short-time, $60 for all night.

Bangkok is more expensive, more crowded and more tiring. The partying shuts down earlier in Bangkok, also. It's all quiet by midnight at a lot of places. Parties in Phuket, Pattaya and other resorts go much later, often all night. So, I recommend Patong Beach, Phuket and the other resorts.

Thailand is pretty safe, I had no serious problems there.

Thailand is not easy to get to. It is not for a short trip. I recommend staying for a while, if you there.

BRAZIL

I have been to Sao Paolo, Brazil and Rio de Janeiro. Brazil has a lot of obvious action. In Rio, most of it centers around HELP Discoteca, located on Avenida Atlantica, near Copacabana Beach. This club is filled with hundres of drop dead gorgeous women. The sidewalks along the beach are lined with street girls. Watch the street itself, transsexuals work the streets.

There are massage parlors, called Thermas, there is Villa Mimosa, a whole zone, where pussy is sold in the open streets, like a pussy market.

Rio also has clubs up further north, by Lema Beach, strip clubs etc.

Price for an apartamento in Rio, $45 to $60 per night. Girl prices, as I said, I don't pay for puss, but about $60 for a HELP girl and less as you go down the location scale. The girls are 8's, 9's and 10's.

Brazil is dangerous, though. A friend of mine was knocked out with "Boa Noche Senora", the drug GHB, and all of his personal effects were stolen. I have had cab drivers try to kidnap me and take me to the favela (ghetto), where I would be robbed, at the very least. This has happened to my friends, as well.

NICARAGUA

Nicaragua's scene is smaller, less intense, less open, but the girls are very sexy, more innocent than in Brazil and it is much easier to get to than Thailand. I know you have heard a lot of negative stuff about Nica from some posters on ISG, but, if you notice, they either live there or visit a lot.

Nicaragua is perfect for a quick getaway spot. The prices are low, the girls open and sexy. It is not necessary to buy puss in Nica, you can have a regular girl fairly easily, if you treat her decently. I found the Nica girls to be adorable. True. They can be pushy and manipulative, just like any woman, but they are more innocent than Brazilian girls. Thai girls are sweeter and more innocent, too, relatively.

Prices in Nica are low, all around. I barely spent any money and had a great time.

The residents of Nicaragua are afraid of the taxi drivers there. They have specific drivers they use. Be careful of the taxi drivers, they are often involved in kidnappings (sequestro expresses). Watch the police, they are the most dangerous presence in Nica.

Nica and the general area will be my quick getaway spot, Thailand the place I go when I want to totally re-energize. I spent 53 days in Thailand last year. That's how you go to Thailand.

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[Meat Loaf]

This ain't got a damn thing to do with "Finding Women in Nicaragua" !

Come on Loaf, you know I love you and your incessant ramblings, but, when I come to Jackson's place on finding women in Nicaragua, that is what I want to see posted ! We already been thru all this and hey, it is costing me $ 19.95 a year to be here. So give us some REAL INFO about Granada or Managua or Tipitapa, doesn't matter, just something !

Put the bull shit in your own place.



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Nica Bound is 100% Correct and I apolgize fellas'. I simply love to "brag and boast."

I apologize and as a consulation prize go to "Monkey Bar" in Granada for some easy pickings.

[Riodulce]

This ain't got a damn thing to do with "Finding Women in Nicaragua" !

Come on Loaf, you know I love you and your incessant ramblings, but, when I come to Jackson's place on finding women in Nicaragua, that is what I want to see posted ! We already been thru all this and hey, it is costing me $ 19.95 a year to be here. So give us some REAL INFO about Granada or Managua or Tipitapa, doesn't matter, just something !

Put the bull shit in your own place.



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yeah, what he said :-)

[Nica Bound]

This ain't got a damn thing to do with "Finding Women in Nicaragua" !

Come on Loaf, you know I love you and your incessant ramblings, but, when I come to Jackson's place on finding women in Nicaragua, that is what I want to see posted ! We already been thru all this and hey, it is costing me $ 19.95 a year to be here. So give us some REAL INFO about Granada or Managua or Tipitapa, doesn't matter, just something !

Put the bull shit in your own place.



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[Chocha Monger]

Meat Loaf,
That was a good video. I had a good laugh. The video was a nice parody of the gringo tradition of saving hoes. Saving hoes is in fact an age old tradition that goes back to the day before the founding of Gringolandia. The forefathers of today's gringos often gave their lives trying to save hoes from dragons. While the days of riding on horseback to save hoes from fire breathing dragons are long gone, today gringos ride bareback and save hoes from la pobreza.

Sometimes I wonder if these Capitan Salva Putas have a guilty conscience due to all the exploitation at home and just want to be exploited for a change. I know some high power gringo executives who like to pay a couple thousand dollars to a have their asses bull-whipped by a dominatrix hoe. They say the feeling of submission helps them release the stress of being in charge.

These Western Union gringos just want a taste of 100% exploitation, they crave it like a coke fiend craves his next fix. You can see the look of excitement when these old gringos recount their exploitation at the hands of some young hoe. They love it! Young brown hoes from the Third World exploiting old gringos from the First World, now that's a coup.