Finding Woman in Nicaragua

[Meat Loaf]

Western Union is doing big business all over the world and they love gringos who monger. Why? Because gringos love to pull caballo! Gringos feel proud and puff up their chests as they stand at the Western Union service desk wiring money to their favorite hooker in the Third World. Gringos will complain about taxes and they will only leave one or two dollars for a tip at the local Chinese buffet back home, but when it comes to maintaining their overseas hookers they’re big spenders. Hitch that wagon up and watch those gringos pull. When a hooker lands a gringo it’s like an Amish farmer hooking a Clydesdale to a plough.

If only the American feminists could see these johns in action. I’m sure they wouldn’t accuse them of exploitation like they do now. If only these radical feminists could see these guys tenderly eating the leche out of their hoe’s pussy, knowing that thousands of cocks were in there, and a significant number were skinless (sin preservative). If they could only hear these johns say, “She only goes bareback with me because she says that I’m special. She says that my cock is clean and I’m not like the others. She cried, said that she loves me and wants a baby with ‘ojos azules’ so I barebacked and came inside of her. She is such a nice innocent girl. How can I get a visa to bring her to the United States with me?” You know the type Mr. Gringo Enamorado. You can’t tell him nothing because his girl is different. She’s not like the other putas. These guys like keeping their pussy on a retainer though they’ll balk at doing so for a good attorney or accountant. Did I mention that they also hate paying Uncle Sugar his cut of their earnings?

Some of these guys must have watched too many reruns of Pretty Woman because they like marrying hookers. In fact, I’m starting a matchmaking service for guys who like to marry hookers. I figure that I can save these guys a lot of trouble and travel expenses by just putting them in contact with the many hookers here in the US. The hookers like the idea, a lot of working girls would really like to find a sweet old john who would just pay the bills. It sure beats strutting on the curb in rain, heat, sleet or snow.

What is in the deal for a Gringo who likes to pull caballo for a hoe?

1. Your prostitute will tell you that you’re a handsome man (guapo), you have a big dick (lo tienes grande), you fuck really good (chingas bien rico), and you look really young (pareces bien joven). Shit you can’t put a price on that. Right?

2. You’ll get a few children from her “no good” man or men back in her home country who just came in her ass raw dog and never looked back. But you get to act the hero and be the only father they ever knew, even if you resent paying child support for your biological kids back home. For sure this will [CodeWord140] off the ex and that’s priceless.

3. You get to sponsor her parents, siblings and children for immigrant visas. Now you’re quite the hero because you’re not just saving hoes, you’re running your own refugee program. The guys down at the US embassy know you on a first name basis. You even have your own bench down at the consulate.

4. You finally get to be a philanthropist. So what, you b*tched about all the foreign aid that Uncle Sugar sends abroad? After all, you’re now even more generous than all of the countries in the UN when you calculate your Western Union payments in hooker aid as a percentage of gross income.

5. Your hooker will share all your prejudices. Can’t stand a certain race, ethnicity or nationality. Don’t worry your hooker will tell you that she hates those guys and she never sold ass to them, regardless of the amount of money they offered her. She’ll also tell you that they stink (apestan) and they’re ugly (son feos). Your prostitute will always be sure to reaffirm your racial superiority. And a man needs his respect. Right?

6. When your hooker wife/girlfriend dumps you it’s no surprise. You can cry into your beer about not being able to save a hoe or taking the girl out of the bar but no being able to take the bar out of the girl. After your philosophical observations and divorce proceedings, you can find another hooker in a different country and do it all again.

Chocha Monger,

Here is the Gringo, "Kaptain Save-a-Hoe."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EH3AECIX_tc

[Meat Loaf]

Western Union is doing big business all over the world and they love gringos who monger. Why? Because gringos love to pull caballo! Gringos feel proud and puff up their chests as they stand at the Western Union service desk wiring money to their favorite hooker in the Third World. Gringos will complain about taxes and they will only leave one or two dollars for a tip at the local Chinese buffet back home, but when it comes to maintaining their overseas hookers they’re big spenders. Hitch that wagon up and watch those gringos pull. When a hooker lands a gringo it’s like an Amish farmer hooking a Clydesdale to a plough.

If only the American feminists could see these johns in action. I’m sure they wouldn’t accuse them of exploitation like they do now. If only these radical feminists could see these guys tenderly eating the leche out of their hoe’s pussy, knowing that thousands of cocks were in there, and a significant number were skinless (sin preservative). If they could only hear these johns say, “She only goes bareback with me because she says that I’m special. She says that my cock is clean and I’m not like the others. She cried, said that she loves me and wants a baby with ‘ojos azules’ so I barebacked and came inside of her. She is such a nice innocent girl. How can I get a visa to bring her to the United States with me?” You know the type Mr. Gringo Enamorado. You can’t tell him nothing because his girl is different. She’s not like the other putas. These guys like keeping their pussy on a retainer though they’ll balk at doing so for a good attorney or accountant. Did I mention that they also hate paying Uncle Sugar his cut of their earnings?

Some of these guys must have watched too many reruns of Pretty Woman because they like marrying hookers. In fact, I’m starting a matchmaking service for guys who like to marry hookers. I figure that I can save these guys a lot of trouble and travel expenses by just putting them in contact with the many hookers here in the US. The hookers like the idea, a lot of working girls would really like to find a sweet old john who would just pay the bills. It sure beats strutting on the curb in rain, heat, sleet or snow.

What is in the deal for a Gringo who likes to pull caballo for a hoe?

1. Your prostitute will tell you that you’re a handsome man (guapo), you have a big dick (lo tienes grande), you fuck really good (chingas bien rico), and you look really young (pareces bien joven). Shit you can’t put a price on that. Right?

2. You’ll get a few children from her “no good” man or men back in her home country who just came in her ass raw dog and never looked back. But you get to act the hero and be the only father they ever knew, even if you resent paying child support for your biological kids back home. For sure this will [CodeWord140] off the ex and that’s priceless.

3. You get to sponsor her parents, siblings and children for immigrant visas. Now you’re quite the hero because you’re not just saving hoes, you’re running your own refugee program. The guys down at the US embassy know you on a first name basis. You even have your own bench down at the consulate.

4. You finally get to be a philanthropist. So what, you b*tched about all the foreign aid that Uncle Sugar sends abroad? After all, you’re now even more generous than all of the countries in the UN when you calculate your Western Union payments in hooker aid as a percentage of gross income.

5. Your hooker will share all your prejudices. Can’t stand a certain race, ethnicity or nationality. Don’t worry your hooker will tell you that she hates those guys and she never sold ass to them, regardless of the amount of money they offered her. She’ll also tell you that they stink (apestan) and they’re ugly (son feos). Your prostitute will always be sure to reaffirm your racial superiority. And a man needs his respect. Right?

6. When your hooker wife/girlfriend dumps you it’s no surprise. You can cry into your beer about not being able to save a hoe or taking the girl out of the bar but no being able to take the bar out of the girl. After your philosophical observations and divorce proceedings, you can find another hooker in a different country and do it all again.

Chocha Monger,

You are so correct: This is the Granada Retiree Community. Spend any afternoon in Parque Central or La Calzada and hear these Gringos sharing "war stories" of Tica exploitation. When you see a Gringo in Central America expect that he's chasing Third World Wh*res to play "victim" again.

So many posts can be written on you loosers. I need a good laugh.

Report of Distinction Recommendation. Meat Loaf has not gotten played nor will he: The injection shot and no marriage keeps Meat Loaf in control!

[Chocha Monger]

Western Union is doing big business all over the world and they love gringos who monger. Why? Because gringos love to pull caballo! Gringos feel proud and puff up their chests as they stand at the Western Union service desk wiring money to their favorite hooker in the Third World. Gringos will complain about taxes and they will only leave one or two dollars for a tip at the local Chinese buffet back home, but when it comes to maintaining their overseas hookers they’re big spenders. Hitch that wagon up and watch those gringos pull. When a hooker lands a gringo it’s like an Amish farmer hooking a Clydesdale to a plough.

If only the American feminists could see these johns in action. I’m sure they wouldn’t accuse them of exploitation like they do now. If only these radical feminists could see these guys tenderly eating the leche out of their hoe’s pussy, knowing that thousands of cocks were in there, and a significant number were skinless (sin preservative). If they could only hear these johns say, “She only goes bareback with me because she says that I’m special. She says that my cock is clean and I’m not like the others. She cried, said that she loves me and wants a baby with ‘ojos azules’ so I barebacked and came inside of her. She is such a nice innocent girl. How can I get a visa to bring her to the United States with me?” You know the type Mr. Gringo Enamorado. You can’t tell him nothing because his girl is different. She’s not like the other putas. These guys like keeping their pussy on a retainer though they’ll balk at doing so for a good attorney or accountant. Did I mention that they also hate paying Uncle Sugar his cut of their earnings?

Some of these guys must have watched too many reruns of Pretty Woman because they like marrying hookers. In fact, I’m starting a matchmaking service for guys who like to marry hookers. I figure that I can save these guys a lot of trouble and travel expenses by just putting them in contact with the many hookers here in the US. The hookers like the idea, a lot of working girls would really like to find a sweet old john who would just pay the bills. It sure beats strutting on the curb in rain, heat, sleet or snow.

What is in the deal for a Gringo who likes to pull caballo for a hoe?

1. Your prostitute will tell you that you’re a handsome man (guapo), you have a big dick (lo tienes grande), you fuck really good (chingas bien rico), and you look really young (pareces bien joven). Shit you can’t put a price on that. Right?

2. You’ll get a few children from her “no good” man or men back in her home country who just came in her ass raw dog and never looked back. But you get to act the hero and be the only father they ever knew, even if you resent paying child support for your biological kids back home. For sure this will [CodeWord140] off the ex and that’s priceless.

3. You get to sponsor her parents, siblings and children for immigrant visas. Now you’re quite the hero because you’re not just saving hoes, you’re running your own refugee program. The guys down at the US embassy know you on a first name basis. You even have your own bench down at the consulate.

4. You finally get to be a philanthropist. So what, you b*tched about all the foreign aid that Uncle Sugar sends abroad? After all, you’re now even more generous than all of the countries in the UN when you calculate your Western Union payments in hooker aid as a percentage of gross income.

5. Your hooker will share all your prejudices. Can’t stand a certain race, ethnicity or nationality. Don’t worry your hooker will tell you that she hates those guys and she never sold ass to them, regardless of the amount of money they offered her. She’ll also tell you that they stink (apestan) and they’re ugly (son feos). Your prostitute will always be sure to reaffirm your racial superiority. And a man needs his respect. Right?

6. When your hooker wife/girlfriend dumps you it’s no surprise. You can cry into your beer about not being able to save a hoe or taking the girl out of the bar but no being able to take the bar out of the girl. After your philosophical observations and divorce proceedings, you can find another hooker in a different country and do it all again.

[Bluefielder]

Very cool, Loaf..

Nica is a good spot, see my Nica-Thai comparison.

[Bluefielder]

There seems to be a misconception that the USA is a "Sex Prison." This is a fallacy. What should be said is that the males who claim such disenchantment "aren't taking the p*ssy." Instead, they are asking the girl for permission to f*ck and naturally she'll tell you no. And then watch you jump up-and-down in a begging fashion for some rationed meat.

The USA is sex heaven! Why?

1. All of the internet dating sites with women looking for d*ck.

2. All of the sexual sites with women posing for d*ck.

3. All of the porno movies and photos, both ametuer and professional.

4. All of the strip clubs.

5. All of the tattoo parlors.

6. All of the b*tches giving p*ssy based upon your car payment / rental / lease.

7. All of the single-moms.

8. All of the divorced women.

9. All of the cougars.

10. All of the drug addicts.

11. Juggle 3 - 5 girlfriends at a time when and if you tell her on day one, "I'm a player: You may be my #1, but you aint my only 1." Women want a man that is in demand 'cause they are about competition. They don't want a man to control, although they say they do. They want a man to try and show off to other women.

12. Adulterers and cheaters. Be honest with the b*tch and don't waste time cheating. Tell her, "Yeah, I'm f*cking some other b*tches too. If you don't like it, leave. I don't give a f*ck."

13. Women that need a few dollars for the credit card payment, cell phone payment, daycare expense, or clothes from TJ MAXX.

14. Poor girls that live in the trailer park.

15. Ghetto girls that live in the 'hood. They want to see the nicer side of life.

16. Suburban b*tches that want to learn the city.

17. City girls that want to see a suburban mansion.

18. Girls that want to "Go Black and Never Go Back!"

19. Latinas, Asians, Africans, Indians, Pakistani, Philippinos, and other flavors of p*ssy are available.

20. Escort services.

21. "Sexting."

Damn, I'm tired of writing all of the p*ssy that is available in the USA.

How not to get played like full-house: (1) Give the b*tch the injection shot. She's American and will fight you on this, but take control. If she doesn't want you in "her business," put the b*tch out to pasture. 150 million women exist in the USA. (2) Don't talk that marriage bullsh*t. Don't talk that boyfriend nonsense. Give the b*tch straight d*ck! (3) Obtain the b*tches credit report 'cause she's gonna try and run game on you!

Get your mind right: Get primitive. You're an animal. A male animal and the natural job of a male animal is to chase b*tches and f*ck them. That's it!
The woman is a doe runnning around with no direction. She's waiting to get caught and f*cked! She's running around with no direction and therefore latches-on to this "a man need money" nonsense 'cause they don't have a man knocking the bottom out her cock!
Get animal and start f*cking them hoes.

Compared to the USA, Nicaragua has nothing!

Very cool, Loaf..

[Meat Loaf]

8. Sex prison.

There seems to be a misconception that the USA is a "Sex Prison." This is a fallacy. What should be said is that the males who claim such disenchantment "aren't taking the p*ssy." Instead, they are asking the girl for permission to f*ck and naturally she'll tell you no. And then watch you jump up-and-down in a begging fashion for some rationed meat.

The USA is sex heaven! Why?

1. All of the internet dating sites with women looking for d*ck.

2. All of the sexual sites with women posing for d*ck.

3. All of the porno movies and photos, both ametuer and professional.

4. All of the strip clubs.

5. All of the tattoo parlors.

6. All of the b*tches giving p*ssy based upon your car payment / rental / lease.

7. All of the single-moms.

8. All of the divorced women.

9. All of the cougars.

10. All of the drug addicts.

11. Juggle 3 - 5 girlfriends at a time when and if you tell her on day one, "I'm a player: You may be my #1, but you aint my only 1." Women want a man that is in demand 'cause they are about competition. They don't want a man to control, although they say they do. They want a man to try and show off to other women.

12. Adulterers and cheaters. Be honest with the b*tch and don't waste time cheating. Tell her, "Yeah, I'm f*cking some other b*tches too. If you don't like it, leave. I don't give a f*ck."

13. Women that need a few dollars for the credit card payment, cell phone payment, daycare expense, or clothes from TJ MAXX.

14. Poor girls that live in the trailer park.

15. Ghetto girls that live in the 'hood. They want to see the nicer side of life.

16. Suburban b*tches that want to learn the city.

17. City girls that want to see a suburban mansion.

18. Girls that want to "Go Black and Never Go Back!"

19. Latinas, Asians, Africans, Indians, Pakistani, Philippinos, and other flavors of p*ssy are available.

20. Escort services.

21. "Sexting."

Damn, I'm tired of writing all of the p*ssy that is available in the USA.

How not to get played like full-house: (1) Give the b*tch the injection shot. She's American and will fight you on this, but take control. If she doesn't want you in "her business," put the b*tch out to pasture. 150 million women exist in the USA. (2) Don't talk that marriage bullsh*t. Don't talk that boyfriend nonsense. Give the b*tch straight d*ck! (3) Obtain the b*tches credit report 'cause she's gonna try and run game on you!

Get your mind right: Get primitive. You're an animal. A male animal and the natural job of a male animal is to chase b*tches and f*ck them. That's it!
The woman is a doe runnning around with no direction. She's waiting to get caught and f*cked! She's running around with no direction and therefore latches-on to this "a man need money" nonsense 'cause they don't have a man knocking the bottom out her cock!
Get animal and start f*cking them hoes.

Compared to the USA, Nicaragua has nothing!

[Cen Am]

I am new to the forum, but I have traveled in the region for awhile. Just wanted to add my opinion on the availability of 'regular' girls in Nicaragua.

Not quite as bad as Meatloaf says.

But definitely not as easy as Cdevins says. You will be paying for it, one way or another.

[Meat Loaf]

4. USA Racism.

In the words of Tony Montana, (ie. Al Pacino),"Scarface:"
"There is nothing you can do to me that Castro has not already done!" Correction: "There is nothing you can do to me that the USA has not already done!"

In the Black USA community, for fifteen years, we've had what is called, "First Fridays." The first Friday of every month at a different location of luxury is a BIG party of "floosin'." Shine and show off your grind!

In front of the location we're representing Ferraris, Jaguars, Bentleys, Mercedes, BMW 7-series, and other "whips" of luxury. Inside of the locations we're representing our wardrobes of Armani, Versace, Prada, Tag Hauer, Rolex, and other fashions.

All Black USA professionals, coast-to-coast, appear for commaraderie. Bankers, politicians, lawyers, entertainers, entreprenuers, and other leaders / contributing members of USA society are present.

Sippin' Grey Goose, Moet, Cavasier, Hennesey, Crystal, and other beverages of luxury are held by the patrons.

Digesting fried chicken, greens, ribs, boudan, and other soul food is the diet.

Racism: The party ends at 2 a.m., but the local, big city, law enforcement stops the party at 1:30 a.m. In front, the entrance, are approximately five (5) police squad cars with blue-and-white lights flashing for intimidation! Police officers in the area of 10 - 15 are present with night sticks in hand. No loitering in front of the location. Go to the car and leave are the orders. Approximately two blocks away from the location are another five (5) squad cars looking to "trap the Black" with DWI / DUI / Illegal Weapon Possession / Drug Possession.

And we're the leaders / contributing members of society.
Racism? I agree. Never does this happen at white establishments of affluence nor poverty! Law enforcement is the enforcement of Black & Brown. Not much different from South Africa aparthied is the USA!

[Meat Loaf]

1. immature women who want everything from one man...contradictory things ...dreams.... a man who is strong but sensitive, busy but has plenty of time for them, wealthy but attentive.

2. lot's of money, but no real fun , no human connection.

3. women who don't really need anything from a guy, and who are afraid of guys.

4. racism.

5. boring culture of bars and drinking. i am not a drinker.

6. constant attacks from gov't agencies on your pocketbook.

7. did i say boring?

8. sex prison.

9. did i say money but nowhere to spend it?

1. if you allow some punk a*s hoe to dictate how you pimp 'yo hoes, then "poo-butt." i operate a rotation and let them know aint no 1-on-1 with me! why waste your time with 1 hoe when she'll divorce you in 7 years? answer: peer pressure.

2. spening money to find fun! that's why i live in usa ghettoes and make professional income.

3. women need a man for everything! just because they have a subsistance job does not mean they have money. they want consumer items and survival.

4. racism: it's a chore. it's not the individual white person, but the system which protects them and handles the problem for them.

5. it's not boring, but too vanillia.

6. you're a subject to government agencies and that's your purpose. if not, we'll lock you up. we'll get us $60 per day per inmate or get a job, and pay the fine.

7. lots of action, but if it's with non-white then lots of police intimidation and profiling.

8. lots of free p*ssy! there is no shortage of p*ssy in the usa of all types. you're never dry in the usa, but if you try and do the boyfriend-girlfriend thing then you're a fool getting p*ssy that she rations.

9. you can spend your money buying consumer products to impress those without while waiting to get p*ssy from hoes that want you to spend some money on them.

the usa is a great place to live & work! stop 'hating!

[Artisttyp]

1. Immature women who want everything from one man...contradictory things ...DREAMS.... a man who is strong BUT sensitive, busy BUT has plenty of time for them, wealthy BUT attentive.

2. Lot's of money, but no real fun , no human connection.

3. Women who don't really need anything from a guy, and who are afraid of guys.

4. Racism.

5. BORING culture of bars and drinking. I am not a drinker.

6. Constant attacks from Gov't agencies on your pocketbook.

7. Did I say BORING?

8. Sex prison.

9. Did I say money but nowhere to spend it?

CD,

I like your style. You bring good offerings to this thread.


Dickhead,

I am *thinking of moving to BA and using that as my home base . I would consider yourself lucky. You are halfway to civilization and you have affordable pfp...food isn't bad either.

Why don't you join the LAN elite club (whatever its called) and hang out in other SA countries ? Thats what I would do. Asuncion is right next door to you.

You want suffering try living in NYC where you can't even enjoy eating out.

[Bluefielder]

Sounds better than where I am:

1. Fuckin' marooned. Easy to get to Uruguay but there is nothing in Uruguay. Heinous to get to say Colombia even though it ain't that far.

2. Blatant, open racism against Black, and against "boliguayos," "indios," and "negra mierda," on the streets and social interactions.

3. The educational system for professional education is mostly a joke, except perhaps medical school.

4. Argentineans are pussies and are still worried about the Islas Malvinas (Falkland Islands) which no one in the right mind would give a shit about.

5. Great fun taking a stupid boat ride to Uruguay every 90 fucking days.

6. Rapacious taxation of foreign income and capital gains on real estate.

7. 6 / 43 today and windy as fuck.

8. History of being pussies for 193 years.

9. The populace is stratified. White is right, and lighter is righter.

10. Limited to none police interraction / enforcement when not hungry for "coima."

11. A culture of dependency, laissez-faire, and entitlement.

* Some bullsh!t but the power doesn't go out very often and you can drink the tap water*

1. Immature women who want everything from one man...contradictory things ...DREAMS.... a man who is strong BUT sensitive, busy BUT has plenty of time for them, wealthy BUT attentive.

2. Lot's of money, but no real fun , no human connection.

3. Women who don't really need anything from a guy, and who are afraid of guys.

4. Racism.

5. BORING culture of bars and drinking. I am not a drinker.

6. Constant attacks from Gov't agencies on your pocketbook.

7. Did I say BORING?

8. Sex prison.

9. Did I say money but nowhere to spend it?

[Dickhead]

Sounds better than where I am:

1. Fuckin' marooned. Easy to get to Uruguay but there is nothing in Uruguay. Heinous to get to say Colombia even though it ain't that far.

2. Blatant, open racism against Black, and against "boliguayos," "indios," and "negra mierda," on the streets and social interactions.

3. The educational system for professional education is mostly a joke, except perhaps medical school.

4. Argentineans are pussies and are still worried about the Islas Malvinas (Falkland Islands) which no one in the right mind would give a shit about.

5. Great fun taking a stupid boat ride to Uruguay every 90 fucking days.

6. Rapacious taxation of foreign income and capital gains on real estate.

7. 6 / 43 today and windy as fuck.

8. History of being pussies for 193 years.

9. The populace is stratified. White is right, and lighter is righter.

10. Limited to none police interraction / enforcement when not hungry for "coima."

11. A culture of dependency, laissez-faire, and entitlement.

* Some bullsh!t but the power doesn't go out very often and you can drink the tap water*

[Bluefielder]

1. Located in the middle of Central America for easy manuevering throughout Cetnral America.

2. Limited racism against Black on the streets and social interactions.

3. Ease of access in the educational system for professional education.

4. Nicaragua is one of the few Latin American countries with courage and balls! All of the other Latin American countries never fight for their freedom, but Nicaragua did and does via Sandanistas.

5. Great citizenship for global travel.

6. Low taxation on corporate and personal income, 15%.

7. Warm weather everday, 35 / 95.

8. History of Nicaragua being a battleground for 150 years.

9. The populace is brown and oppressed: Liberation Movement.

10. Limited to none police interraction / enforcement.

11. Freedom and self-independance required and offered.

* Now, there is an overabundance of bullsh*t that one must endure to SURVIVE this bullsh*t country that competes with Haiti for the most poverish, backwards, and lack of opportunity. *

You list positives, then call it a bullshit country.

I don't understand completely, but ok.

[Meat Loaf]

But if it's so horrible...why live...there?

1. Located in the middle of Central America for easy manuevering throughout Cetnral America.

2. Limited racism against Black on the streets and social interactions.

3. Ease of access in the educational system for professional education.

4. Nicaragua is one of the few Latin American countries with courage and balls! All of the other Latin American countries never fight for their freedom, but Nicaragua did and does via Sandanistas.

5. Great citizenship for global travel.

6. Low taxation on corporate and personal income, 15%.

7. Warm weather everday, 35 / 95.

8. History of Nicaragua being a battleground for 150 years.

9. The populace is brown and oppressed: Liberation Movement.

10. Limited to none police interraction / enforcement.

11. Freedom and self-independance required and offered.

* Now, there is an overabundance of bullsh*t that one must endure to SURVIVE this bullsh*t country that competes with Haiti for the most poverish, backwards, and lack of opportunity. *

[Bluefielder]

You know my postings too well, Nica Bound.

A person has to live somewhere, Cdevins.

But if it's so horrible...why live...there?