FKK Atmos - Hamburg

[Sirioja]

I landed around dinner, fast drive to hotel, shower, change and off to Atmos. I'm already a bit jet lagged after 15 -18 hours of airports but after planning this trip, I'm not staying home my first night in Deutschland.

6-8 ladies hanging out when I arrived and maybe 10-11 maybe at 7:30 when all hands were on deck. If you've never been, this place is laid out like a hamster warren. You need a map to find your way around. Upstairs, to the pool, downstairs to the bar. Hell I still can't remember what the place looked like in order to describe it. Everything could use a fresh coat of paint but it seemed clean. Food average (if you care). 30 minutes from the center of town.

With so few women, and 3 espressos keeping jet-lag at bay, I wasn't going to wait too long to pick a winner. Alicia from Italy. Cute enough, nice enough. In fact of the two clubs in Hamburg (check my report on Harmony), I'd say the ladies at Atmos were better looking but the facilities at Harmony are to die for. Prices were what I'd seen elsewhere in Germany and 150 for oral finish seemed like contractually the way to go. I dimly seem to remember asking about anal and getting a yes nod, but thought maybe it would be better to let her do the driving. Let's face it, with a club this small, it was fine, I don't regret going, but I wouldn't go out of my way to go to Hamburg if business didn't call. In the BC time (before corona) the German boards say this place had a nice feel and a decent amount of ladies. Sundays in many clubs is still the weekend and busier than we think of American clubs. But again. Brave new world in FKKs and girls are still deciding if they will stay indie or return to the clubs.

Should be larger casting on Friday or Saturday evening, with maybe some escorts. Same than for Gold, you get from your knowledge. I saw really pretty girls at Atmos and also at Harmony, I remember Bambi. De and Linda. De, even my best was Romanian.

[Tintin1]

I landed around dinner, fast drive to hotel, shower, change and off to Atmos. I'm already a bit jet lagged after 15 -18 hours of airports but after planning this trip, I'm not staying home my first night in Deutschland.

6-8 ladies hanging out when I arrived and maybe 10-11 maybe at 7:30 when all hands were on deck. If you've never been, this place is laid out like a hamster warren. You need a map to find your way around. Upstairs, to the pool, downstairs to the bar. Hell I still can't remember what the place looked like in order to describe it. Everything could use a fresh coat of paint but it seemed clean. Food average (if you care). 30 minutes from the center of town.

With so few women, and 3 espressos keeping jet-lag at bay, I wasn't going to wait too long to pick a winner. Alicia from Italy. Cute enough, nice enough. In fact of the two clubs in Hamburg (check my report on Harmony), I'd say the ladies at Atmos were better looking but the facilities at Harmony are to die for. Prices were what I'd seen elsewhere in Germany and 150 for oral finish seemed like contractually the way to go. I dimly seem to remember asking about anal and getting a yes nod, but thought maybe it would be better to let her do the driving. Let's face it, with a club this small, it was fine, I don't regret going, but I wouldn't go out of my way to go to Hamburg if business didn't call. In the BC time (before corona) the German boards say this place had a nice feel and a decent amount of ladies. Sundays in many clubs is still the weekend and busier than we think of American clubs. But again. Brave new world in FKKs and girls are still deciding if they will stay indie or return to the clubs.

[CoolBoyHaps]

Which girls are still working at Atmos. Are they all new or are there still some from past covid?

[Sirioja]

Yes she did, but that damage would be 50 in Samya or 30 Mondial hehe. From what I've read is that people see Mondial as a lower level? Is it because of the atmosphere? Turks and Arabs? But I would actually also consider Atmos a higher level than Mondial and I base that on the environment. I would say Atmos is more "classy" and Mondial more like cheap club.

Yes Mondial is cheap and low level for Balkanians, when Gold or Penelope are also quite cheap but higher level for girls. Yes, Atmos is higher level than Mondial.

[BillV90]

But your claimed Italian finished You in 5 mn? For 70 ? From my visits before covid, Atmos was far higher level than Mondial. Had good rooms at Atmos and Harmony.

Yes she did, but that damage would be 50 in Samya or 30 Mondial hehe. From what I've read is that people see Mondial as a lower level? Is it because of the atmosphere? Turks and Arabs? But I would actually also consider Atmos a higher level than Mondial and I base that on the environment. I would say Atmos is more "classy" and Mondial more like cheap club.

[Sirioja]

My friend who has been at Atmos before said he had good experience as well as you did, he didn't comment the experience of food thou. I'm not making any judgement but I'm telling you my experience.

What the lady at reception and some girls said it was a crazy Friday but I don't know and I don't know the outcome of the same night as before I left. I don't think you could questioning about cumming back from a two-year slow due to Covid because Nooma had been there and estimated 15-20 girls. For me, I would rather go to Samya and Mondial any given day because I like the club vibe, atmosphere and relax area more + better prices.

Yes Mr. Ho I got a stunner but for me its more of the whole evening. She was really nice.

But your claimed Italian finished You in 5 mn? For 70 ? From my visits before covid, Atmos was far higher level than Mondial. Had good rooms at Atmos and Harmony.

[BillV90]

I had a much, much better experience at Atmos with none of the issues you note, including with the food, which was plentiful and good. And certainly none with the shower. But you know, that was pre-pandemic, and things could have gone way, way down since then. But come on guys, do you think you can really make a final judgment about clubs now? We're coming off of a two-year slow down due to COVID. It's going to take a while before places can recover and get back up to speed. You know that the income of the clubs had to take a big hit, impacting things like the ability to do maintenance or offer good food. I'm giving it a year before I think things can be back to where they were pre-COVID. Hell, we're lucky that Atmos and many other places are even still going!

My friend who has been at Atmos before said he had good experience as well as you did, he didn't comment the experience of food thou. I'm not making any judgement but I'm telling you my experience.

What the lady at reception and some girls said it was a crazy Friday but I don't know and I don't know the outcome of the same night as before I left. I don't think you could questioning about cumming back from a two-year slow due to Covid because Nooma had been there and estimated 15-20 girls. For me, I would rather go to Samya and Mondial any given day because I like the club vibe, atmosphere and relax area more + better prices.

Yes Mr. Ho I got a stunner but for me its more of the whole evening. She was really nice.

[Mr Ho]

Start:

It was last Saturday and we arrived about 3 pm. The host said it was only 3 ladies at the moment and there would be more arriving between 4-5 because the Friday night was a long night. This was ok for me and my friends because it was first time on FKK Atmos for me and I wanted to check the place out and test the sauna as so, 75 E entrance. It was very little action and there went 8 guys ahead of us and we were 4 so about 12 guys and 3 girls. Swum some, tried the sauna and walking around, still almost no action. The girls who was there was all probably Romanians with dark / black hair so I said I want a blonde one. They were not ugly, maybe 6/7 but I wanted to see more.

5 PM:

The restaurant opened at 5 and we went to try the food. In my opinion it was really bad, some biff with fake rubbery mashed potato, some pasta cooked on order but the cook doesn't speak English. You could also take some salad and tacos which was good. While we ate, the masseuse arrived also for some food. She was actually really beautiful, great smile and blue eyes, nice to watch but she did only massage. 40 E for 30 min and 60 E for 1 h. I went talking to her after dinner and the schedule was not full and I didn't book because I thought that I'm not at Atmos for massage. Later on I regret it and wanted to book but couldn't due to already full schedule..

Man! You found a stunner, so what are you complaining about? LOL!

[The Cane]

Conclusion:

I will probably never come here again since I was comparing everything to FKK Samya in Cologne which for me was really good pre Covid (I haven't been there after). FKK Samya interior and food was 100 times better and it was more of a club feeling rather than FKK Atmos living room with sofa and a big tv screen. Minimum pricing in Atmos was 70 E and some girls was 100 E. In Samya and Mondial it was 50 and 30 E and doesn't hurt your wallet the same way. The later dinner servings was little better. Again some biff, some chicken and the chicken wings. I asked for the hot chicken wings and ate it with some tacos and salsa. In Samya it was a huge good buffe, was it the same in Atmos before Covid? Even the showers in the dressing room was not so nice, a lot of toilet stops so they couldn't be used. Slow drainage at the showers so you stood in the water. In Samya everything was fresh and what I felt like, up to date.

I had a much, much better experience at Atmos with none of the issues you note, including with the food, which was plentiful and good. And certainly none with the shower. But you know, that was pre-pandemic, and things could have gone way, way down since then. But come on guys, do you think you can really make a final judgment about clubs now? We're coming off of a two-year slow down due to COVID. It's going to take a while before places can recover and get back up to speed. You know that the income of the clubs had to take a big hit, impacting things like the ability to do maintenance or offer good food. I'm giving it a year before I think things can be back to where they were pre-COVID. Hell, we're lucky that Atmos and many other places are even still going!

[BillV90]

Start:

It was last Saturday and we arrived about 3 pm. The host said it was only 3 ladies at the moment and there would be more arriving between 4-5 because the Friday night was a long night. This was ok for me and my friends because it was first time on FKK Atmos for me and I wanted to check the place out and test the sauna as so, 75 E entrance. It was very little action and there went 8 guys ahead of us and we were 4 so about 12 guys and 3 girls. Swum some, tried the sauna and walking around, still almost no action. The girls who was there was all probably Romanians with dark / black hair so I said I want a blonde one. They were not ugly, maybe 6/7 but I wanted to see more.

5 PM:

The restaurant opened at 5 and we went to try the food. In my opinion it was really bad, some biff with fake rubbery mashed potato, some pasta cooked on order but the cook doesn't speak English. You could also take some salad and tacos which was good. While we ate, the masseuse arrived also for some food. She was actually really beautiful, great smile and blue eyes, nice to watch but she did only massage. 40 E for 30 min and 60 E for 1 h. I went talking to her after dinner and the schedule was not full and I didn't book because I thought that I'm not at Atmos for massage. Later on I regret it and wanted to book but couldn't due to already full schedule.

6 PM:

Still very little action and not so much new girls but about 6. 30 then a blonde came in, about 170 from Italy she said. Really beautiful and a lot of neck turners. After her preparations she went past us and I talked to her and asked the prices. 70 E for CBJ and normal sex. I didn't ask about time and she didn't say anything about it as well probably because she knew it wouldn't last 30 or 20 min. More like 5 minutes LOL. Done deed and I was happy, after that she had customers like crazy, like I've never seen before. Kept thinking about the other girls trying to get customers while she was walking back and forth to get new towels.

7-9 PM:

Still little action and still not many ladies. One of my friends took the blonde as well and paid 100 E with kissing. Mostly by now we were only men in Atmos and we left since we have many hours of driving.

Conclusion:

I will probably never come here again since I was comparing everything to FKK Samya in Cologne which for me was really good pre Covid (I haven't been there after). FKK Samya interior and food was 100 times better and it was more of a club feeling rather than FKK Atmos living room with sofa and a big tv screen. Minimum pricing in Atmos was 70 E and some girls was 100 E. In Samya and Mondial it was 50 and 30 E and doesn't hurt your wallet the same way. The later dinner servings was little better. Again some biff, some chicken and the chicken wings. I asked for the hot chicken wings and ate it with some tacos and salsa. In Samya it was a huge good buffe, was it the same in Atmos before Covid? Even the showers in the dressing room was not so nice, a lot of toilet stops so they couldn't be used. Slow drainage at the showers so you stood in the water. In Samya everything was fresh and what I felt like, up to date.

[Nooma]

From my experience, when the ladies make upsell without explaining the content, that's mean they don't want you unless you really pay to be with them, and obviously we never know how that will end up in the room.

More often the ladies think we are weak and they look down on us.

Many of them are arrogant.

Very often true, but I don't think that was the case this time. The first girl had very poor English skills and was unable to communicate clearly in English. I had a 30-minute room with the second girl, and she was very nice and provided very good service in the room.

That said. The girls are at work. They want to make as much money as possible. I think this was a case of sales-strategy gone wrong.

[HDN2015]

I asked for the 1-hour price. One girl answered 200 euro, another 170 euro. It was unclear to me which extra services were included in the one-hour price

From my experience, when the ladies make upsell without explaining the content, that's mean they don't want you unless you really pay to be with them, and obviously we never know how that will end up in the room.

More often the ladies think we are weak and they look down on us.

Many of them are arrogant.

[Nooma]

In short

A decent club. Action picks up after 1900 hours. The best option in the area if you want to go to a saunaclub after work.

Facilities

Nice lounge, dining and garden areas. All seem to have been renovated the last few years. There is a jacuzzi and a pool outside.

The inside wellness facilities are a bit worn, and the inside sauna area is a bit dark.

Atmos has an inside pool large enough for exercise swimming.

Staff

Friendly staff. Most staff had decent English skills, except the receptionist on the late shift.

Food

The buffet was served by the cook from behind a counter. The food was decent. Not restaurant standard, but what you expect at a saunaclub.

One of the girls told me that the club does not serve beer.

Girls

Most girls showed up between 1900 and 2100 hours. I estimate the total number of girls to be between 15-20.

There was an unusual number of tall girls, and very few petite girls. Other than that, average lineup. Girls in all shapes and sizes.

The girls were friendly and not pushy.

I had two sessions, one with Isabel and one with Antonia. Both very friendly and fun to spend time with, and both provided better service than I'm used to with 30-minute rooms. None of them tried upselling.

Prices

The club charges 75-euro entry.

Base price seemed to be 70 euro per half hour. This included covered blowjob, sex, and touch. Everything else is extra. I asked for the 1-hour price. One girl answered 200 euro, another 170 euro. It was unclear to me which extra services were included in the one-hour price, so I stuck with 30-minute rooms.

Covid Infection prevention

You must show a negative corona test upon entry.

You must register your contact details when entering the club. You can register with Luca or on paper.

Mask was worn only in the reception area, but easy to keep 2-meter distance (Was a Wednesday).

Hand sanitizer available near the dining area entrance.

Travel

The Atmos Saunaclub is easily accessible from the city of Hamburg.

You can take the S3 local train, then walk for 15 minutes.

A taxi from the city center takes 15 minutes /50 euro (Freenow taxi app estimate).

[Sirioja]

Well, it is depending as always on the girls. But also fair girls like Martha have raised prices by at least 20. I am only visiting Harmony if the wheather is fine and I can use the garden with BBQ during weekends. Otherwise, is see no reason to pay 60 entrance to have sex with mediocre looking girls for 100 for 30 minutes. The line-up is not good for the time being. There are better options in Hamburg if you do not mind to invite escorts or visit models instead of clubbing.

Atmos increased the entry to 75. Poor line-up. No alcoholic beverages. Strict policy on wearung a mask.

It is a mess to go from Hamburg city to the south and back. The city is pursuing construction works on the streets everywhere. You have to calculate 30 minutes plus in each direction if you want to cross the Elbe bridges. Even more during peak hours.

Even Hamburg is far from my mountains where I plan to make great holidays soon, but your report is sad, when I had good and beauties at Harmony and Atmos. No more Sigourney Weaver Nicole. Ro? Who was higher than Polish MILF Marta for me, or blond German Linda or Bambi? I agree I only pay 100/30 for beauties with DFK and BBBJ, and 150/60 if they are really good, but of course I prefer when 50 per 30 mn in NRW or Hessen. Times are changing, we have to adapt. Maybe improvement after Summer? Harmony is relaxing club for me with beautiful garden and little river.

[Hoss C]

In Harmony or Atmos, girls try now to fuck us? When I never experienced and had good times in both clubs. I liked these 2 clubs, different girls than NRW or Hessen.

Well, it is depending as always on the girls. But also fair girls like Martha have raised prices by at least 20€. I am only visiting Harmony if the wheather is fine and I can use the garden with BBQ during weekends. Otherwise, is see no reason to pay 60€ entrance to have sex with mediocre looking girls for 100€ for 30 minutes. The line-up is not good for the time being. There are better options in Hamburg if you do not mind to invite escorts or visit models instead of clubbing.

Atmos increased the entry to 75€. Poor line-up. No alcoholic beverages. Strict policy on wearung a mask.

It is a mess to go from Hamburg city to the south and back. The city is pursuing construction works on the streets everywhere. You have to calculate 30 minutes plus in each direction if you want to cross the Elbe bridges. Even more during peak hours.