Merida

[JismTrail]

At the intersection of 58 street and 71 street there a lot of casitas but it seems dishonesty is part of the working girl culture there. One girl said a blow job was included but once in the room she said it was 200 pesos more. Another girl down the street, when I asked her how much time for 400 pesos, she said until I come. Should've known that was a lie. LOL Also she said it was 400 pesos but then once I stepped inside, said there was a 100 peso entrance fee. LOL Both experiences were so transactional I couldn't get hard. I guess if you take viagra it won't be a problem. The girls ranged from ugly to average. There was one cute girl there but she was eating dinner. Worse experience ever. Haven't tried the strip clubs yet.

You did a pretty decent job of describing the scene. If someone's idea of fun is a glory hole, that's essentially what you get from the sex workers.

[JismTrail]

I've found an economical full service provider who works at home, so no spa or posada. She is a very amiable woman in her 50's who will do almost anything asked, including rimming and anal. I see that phone numbers can't be posted, so I don't know how to direct people to her.

She's unfriendly, obese, and you can't rely on her menu prices. She will overcharge you.

[JismTrail]

Pinky sent me her menu today. She seems very cordial and offers a lot more than the average. Has anyone visited her?

No longer recommended. Bad attitude.

[JismTrail]

It's easy to find a prosty in Mérida. Just go to Parque San Cristobal, which is crawling with obese and mostly sullen and unattractive women. Or you can find more attractive women on Calle 58, but even more sullen. This is not for people seeking joy, it's more like assisted masturbation.

Aside from the border towns and Mexico City, Mexico may be the most conservative society in the western hemisphere. It's not repressive, the people are just old-fashioned and not sexually adventurous. They are quite different than many Mexicans you can meet in the US. The bar maseras are again obese — obese is normal is Mérida — as well as overpriced and indifferent.

It's impossible to find a good happy ending massage in the city. The heavy dose of Catholicism impacts local behavior, and the masseuses are even more appalled by handjobs than conventional masseuses in the US, and yet it is all perfectly legal. Go to any other Latin country and you will find more sexual fun. Mexico is a hopeless cause. I had my hopes up after first moving here, and even recommended a couple of women, but they soon showed their boring indifference. Don't come to the Mexican heartland looking for carnal fun.

A heads up. It is very expensive to get tested for the most common STIs in Mexico, so the prostys don't do it. They can get tested only for syphilis, hepatitis, and HIV for free, and I'm not sure they even do that. They can't afford to be tested for gonorrhea, chlamydia, trich, and other infections, so they are highly likely to be infectious, so even a BJ is high risk.

[False22]

I don't know why this thread is dead. I've traveled most of Europe and a few South American countries and Merida is by far one of the best cities I've been to for this hobby. I've been living here for over a year and there is literally almost every type of Latina girls you can imagine, from amateurs to pros and from cheap to elite. I have not had a single bad experience other than the occasional bait and switch, but even that that's been few and far between. I can't PM, I tired to get membership here a while ago, paid with btc and never had my membership activated but if you guys want info just post here and I'll try to respond.

[Roccolo]

At the intersection of 58 street and 71 street there a lot of casitas but it seems dishonesty is part of the working girl culture there. One girl said a blow job was included but once in the room she said it was 200 pesos more. Another girl down the street, when I asked her how much time for 400 pesos, she said until I come. Should've known that was a lie. LOL Also she said it was 400 pesos but then once I stepped inside, said there was a 100 peso entrance fee. LOL Both experiences were so transactional I couldn't get hard. I guess if you take viagra it won't be a problem. The girls ranged from ugly to average. There was one cute girl there but she was eating dinner. Worse experience ever. Haven't tried the strip clubs yet.

Calle 78 and see 71 of montejo or of naother area in Merida? Will be in town next week and I would like to take a look around. If any senior here is happy to show me around my inbox is open or you can just comment my post. I am not at all interested in girls above 30 year old.

[WoodPacker500]

I'll be returning to Merida the last week of January for a short stay. There are two casa de citas not far from Technologico I visit when I can't connect on Mileroticos. I'd sure like to find some more fiche bars to do some hunting. Also, if anyone wants to meet up for a cerveza and share notes, send me a PM. I may check out Calles 58 and 69 but my past experiences there were not great. Most of the women were fat and the one nice one I had was less interested in sex than my ex.

[JismTrail]

I've found an economical full service provider who works at home, so no spa or posada. She is a very amiable woman in her 50's who will do almost anything asked, including rimming and anal. I see that phone numbers can't be posted, so I don't know how to direct people to her.

Pinky sent me her menu today. She seems very cordial and offers a lot more than the average. Has anyone visited her?

[JismTrail]

I've had fine experiences with a provider in Mrida lately, and the prices are very reasonable. She's not in the center, so you'd need to take Uber (about $5) or drive. She does sensual massage and / or manscaping (razor only). An hour of massage is about $20, and the same for a half-hour of manscaping with a lot of handling. She has a VIP manscape with even longer handling time for a bit more, or a shave and massage combo. At the very top end the bill should be about $50. A fair tip won't ding your wallet. I don't know of another provider who gives so much for your money in Mrida or elsewhere in Yucatan. I haven't pushed the limit, so I don't know if full service might be available. She goes by Magda and her number is 999xxxxx24. As always, it pays to be polite. Her English is scant, so you can try texting a translation and call her if you don't get a response reasonably fast.

The one above now works in a non-sex spa. Highly recommended is Pinky, who has a listing on Craigslist in Yucatan Health and Wellness. But you can never tell how long a CL listing will last. You can also find her listed in the new Facebook Mérida Massage Finder group. She works at home and starts sensual massage about 500-600, so not pricey. Pretty much anything is available.

https://www.facebook.com/groups/meridamassages

[YerMan]

I've found an economical full service provider who works at home, so no spa or posada. She is a very amiable woman in her 50's who will do almost anything asked, including rimming and anal. I see that phone numbers can't be posted, so I don't know how to direct people to her.

[WoodPacker500]

The waiter at Dfox told me for $6,000 pesos I could sleep with a dancer. The dancer herself didn't know the cost so she asked the waiter and he told me. I guess that in itself speaks volumes about the strip club. I don't know if it's the strip club culture as whole in that state or just Dfox. To each his own though. The girls were average. I wouldn't recommend this city as a monger playground.

Kanasin is a suburb of Merida on the SE part of the periferico. There are a bunch of strip clubs (clubas noctunas as I recall). Full nudity, interesting private dances and rooms for sex but in my experience they're all crazy expensive. 6000 pesos is roughly 350 usd. As I recall I was offered 30 minutes for 3000 pesos. Still too much. There are much better options on Mileroticos for under 100 usd. Nonetheless, I have enjoyed the beer and the eye candy and the girls are way more flirty than here in the US.

[VW1936]

The waiter at Dfox told me for $6,000 pesos I could sleep with a dancer. The dancer herself didn't know the cost so she asked the waiter and he told me. I guess that in itself speaks volumes about the strip club. I don't know if it's the strip club culture as whole in that state or just Dfox. To each his own though. The girls were average. I wouldn't recommend this city as a monger playground.

[VW1936]

At the intersection of 58 street and 71 street there a lot of casitas but it seems dishonesty is part of the working girl culture there. One girl said a blow job was included but once in the room she said it was 200 pesos more. Another girl down the street, when I asked her how much time for 400 pesos, she said until I come. Should've known that was a lie. LOL Also she said it was 400 pesos but then once I stepped inside, said there was a 100 peso entrance fee. LOL Both experiences were so transactional I couldn't get hard. I guess if you take viagra it won't be a problem. The girls ranged from ugly to average. There was one cute girl there but she was eating dinner. Worse experience ever. Haven't tried the strip clubs yet.

[NoMuchoEspanol]

So I'm a bit on the lazy side. Actual sex can be more work than I really want to do. So I typically prefer rub and tugs. Here's some of the ones I've encountered in Merida. Most of these can be found via google maps or the mileroticos site. Wrote this out in Notepad so going to copy and paste here. Here we go!

TZA massage. Centro.

Several therapists. Did this one twice because it was close to my house. Had Alejandra (early 20's) and Evelyn (mid 30's) (appearances are about 6 and 7 respectively). It's expensive for what it is. 60 minute rub and tug for $1600 ish, think it was closer to $1800 (It was the "Masaje Tantrico). Good massage, but the happy ending leaves a lot to be desired. No touching, no nudity, neither therapist seemed to be enthusiastic about their work. About as clinical as a massage with HJ gets. It was difficult to get off tbh. Unless cold, dis-interested women are your thing.

4/10. Way overpriced, lacking sensuality and eroticism.

Masajes para caballeros / MAHINA spa. Las Americas.

Both are the exact same business. It's like $1000-$1200 for a 60 minute "Tantric Massage" done by a chubby 5/10 looking early 30's butch type named Nine (pronounced NeeNey). No nudity, no touching, no oral or any other extras. But. She is exceptionally good with her hands, does some interesting tricks and knows all the sensitive areas. It's more of a skilled edging HJ. My only complaint is that you leave absolutely drenched in oil. Speaks some English and is friendly enough. This is my go-to option as it's a fair price for Merida and is actually a good massage with a mind blowing ending.

8/10 - It's probably one of the best handjobs I've ever had. Wish she had a more attractive apprentice or something.

Caribe spa. Los Heroes.

This one is hard to find as it doesn't appear in google maps. Discovered on Mileroticos. Search for Renata in Yucatan. Giant ass with no face photos. Advertises as a high end place for "Ejecutivos". Basic massage with happy ending is $1400. Topless w / touching $1700. Couldn't figure out if there were extras like oral or not. My Spanish is lacking. But she did allow me to finger her and had a really nice demeanor. HJ was solid, seemed into her job, no complaints. Was very attractive (8/10 short but good assets, mid 20's.).

7/10 - Girl is great. Location isn't the best and $1700 ($100 USD at the moment) is pricey just for nudity and touching. Could be perfect if it wasn't so damn expensive and if there's any extras avail.

Evelyn E&M Spa Centro.

Search for on twitter. She is the same Evelyn that works at Itza Massage. From Uraguay. She's attractive but showing age (starting to look a bit tired, kinda has heroin addict vibes but not sure).

Seems to not enjoy her job. Charged $1200 for 60 minutes w / HJ. Good massage really. But when you get to the happy ending it's disappointing. No touching, complains about customers not understanding that. Kinda confusing when she's touching you tbh. Found it easier to get off than I did at Itza Massage. Maybe because I spent a little less.

I give it a 5/10 because at least it's cheaper than Itza Massage.

Hermosa joven de 22 años. CAUCEL near a joint called Daily Burger.

Found this on the MRoticos site. Didn't catch her name so just have to use that phrase as your search. Definitely not hermosa or 22 anos. Was like early mid 40's. Chubby, saggy boobs. Not the best looking, like a 3 out of 10. But what caught my eye was that the service was only $500 for a massage w / happy ending. Was $700 w oral with rubber and $800 without. Went for the massage and natural oral package deal. Location was sketch, house wasn't super clean and random people are going in and out. (they had other girls working there) Massage was so-so. But I will admit, the BJ was actually good. She put in the work for sure. I left happy and drained.

6.5/10 Honestly I kinda prefer Caribe Spa because at least the location felt secure and the girl was nice to look at but. The price to value ratio here isn't bad at all.

Summary: Merida isn't like S. E Asia or hell, even Mexico City, but for massage enthusiasts there are some options.

[WoodPacker500]

I am planning a trip to Merida in early 2024. It will be my 5th trip to Merida and I speak some Spanish- usually more than enough to get around or do a date but I'm not fluent yet. I'll be staying in an apartment on the north side of town inside the periferico. I know of two casa de citas, Mileroticos, and the zonas tolerencias (zone where streetwalkers are available). Anyway, I'the enjoy getting a list of fichera bars to visit and if anyone wants to meet up, we can swap stories. Woody.