Las Chavelas Bar Reports

[Babe Magnet]

To be objective, Tijuana bar girls are probably more honest, more fair, straighter and of course a lot younger, hotter and more fun than 99% of all stupid, ugly, greedy, old wives and GFs in the US.

If that's true, then it's a pretty damn sad state of affairs. The only reason we've let women survive this long is they have a pussy and aside from possibly cloning ourselves, it's the only known way to propagate the species.

[Babe Magnet]

Babe Magnet. Yep. That looks like her, but she definitely said her name was MaryLi, not Marilu.

Marili, Marilu, Mariscrew. Girls change names every time they come to town. She's from Veracruz. She just got back into town a couple of weeks ago. I saw her holding down a stool at HK week before last but did not speak to her--she flaked on me back in January and is now dead to me. But she seems popular with the guys. Must be those big moo-cow eyes. LOL.

[Babe Magnet]

But what do you expect? They are not nuns and not your fiancees, just a bunch of poor, hungry young girls trying to survive. You just have to be a big guy, consider their hard lives and forgive their bullshit. A lot of these poor girls got poorer when their trips to HK or Chavelas ended up costing them more money than they could ever make.

Captain,

I think you've been listening to too much poor mouthing from the girls. Top talents make a fortune in the bars by Mexican standards. They've got men throwing money and dicks at them right and left. Cars, clothes, jewelry, yachts--I have pictures. Bottom talents aren't going to make a fortune anywhere but they're not staying here for their health, I can tell you that.

[Babe Magnet]

Babe Magnet. Chavelas has gotten rid off the big, chunky, old women after CoVid.

I know, Captain. I'm there pretty much every week. Since they opened the walls between HK and LC, it's not as much like a stockyard anymore.

[Captain Solo]

Forgot, noob came back after the first session, drinking with us. In half hour he found a very pretty spinner with curly, bright blonde hair, looking like tiny Marilyn Monroe in a white dress, invited her over for a ficha. They were talking. She draped herself over him but he was still not kissing or groping her. Within 10 minutes they decided to go to the hotel.

He came back down, said the session was worth the $100 but adding no details. So noob bagged 2 hot HK blondes in an afternoon, probably never happened before in his life. I am guessing he got the HK's basic session, no kissing, no sucking tits, no FIV, no passion, only a quick CBJ and sex in a few positions while the girls kept urging him to pop. Hope he post some info on those sessions and his expectations.

You can find a few very attractive girls in Chavelas who will do hot sessions, granting far more liberties than HK girls. I wish they get off their asses and walk around so guys can see how beautiful they are. The last girl I bagged was so sweet, sexy and so much fun I want to see her again.

[Captain Solo]

Drove down with a noob and 2 other bros Sunday afternoon for lunch, partying, hot girls, starting at 1:15. The wingmen were discussing finance, international trade, reserve currency, the gold standard and how countries screw each other with their trade and monetary policies, like they were real economists hehe. Freeways were smooth all the way, time went by fast, crossed El Chaparral with no delay, arrived in La Zona about 2:30 PM.

Went to Mariscos La Damas first for raw oyster snack before drinking in the club, $5 for half dozen, fresh, huge, plum, juicy and tasty with lime juice, salt, hot sauce, onion and cilantro. The noob could not believe the good seafood deal. Sometimes I want to go to Tijuana to eat the food, not just pussies hehe.

Went through the alley. It was sprinkling lightly, cold and wet, not too many hot girls out. Went in Chavelas as it connects to HK but has no metal scanner so you don't have to take things out of pockets. Chavelas was dark, no show, had only 5 or 6 girls sitting. HK had about 40 girls, a few very hot ones, with a strip show on Pista Norte and a lesbian show going on Pista Sud.

Took the noob around the club, showed him where the girls hang out then sat down in a booth in front of bar Kowloon, drinking, playing with hot girls, watching sport on the huge TV. Urged the noob to go around talking to girls but he was just sitting, watching the girls, letting the hot, sexy reality sink in. By 3 PM the hottest girls started working, Frieda, Sasha, Suki, Edith ect with a few pretty young girls with the prettiest faces, perfect figures, unblemished skin, no tats ect walking around the club. I followed a very beautiful and classy girl to Miami, but she disappeared. Frieda walked by, draping herself on me affectionately, kissing my cheek, saying something very sweet. She always acts soft and sweet with me in the bar and in the hotel. Just love her pretty face with eye glasses and her tall, tight, youthful body with natural perky boobs, long sexy legs and perfect skin.

Sasha was sitting at her usual place seat at the bar. Drinking her own ficha beers, doing no business. She looked tall, pretty with perfect skin, walked around with grace, used to be the hottest HK's spinner a few years back but has gained some weight. I came over, popped a propina in her boobs, kissed her pretty face, squeezed her boobs, whispering how pretty she was and how much I loved her. She likes that a lot.

Noob speaks passable Spanish and should have walked around talking to girls, but something was holding him back. A blonde sitting at the bar came over introduce herself. He bought her a ficha and started talking to her, keeping his hands to himself. He's a virgin in Tijuana's putas bars, so was acting too much like a civilized gentleman, not trying to kiss or touch her hehe.

I walked into Chavelas which had 2 dozen girls by now. Saw Mitsi walking, tall, shapely in her bikini, a picture of beauty and good health. She took down her mask, smiling sweetly with her pretty face. I liked her looks so invited her over to HK to drink with my wingmen at the booth in the middle of the club. She ordered a tall pink drink with in a salt-rimmed glass. She was thirsty, drinking it up, said he rname was Mitsi from Guadalajara, always with a sweet smile. I was squeezing her boobs, groping her crotch, kissing her mouth. She kissed me back, groping my crotch. Soon she popped the hotel question, told me it was $100. I told her " mi tengo poco dineros. " She asked how much? I said "mil pesos" to which she quickly nodded her head and urged we go. I had to make sure she understood I meant 1 thousand pesos and not dollars, to which she nodded her head again. Looked like she was anxious to do business. She drank up, I took my beer along, we walked out to Cascada's 3rd floor for the $21ST room with HK VIPs' extension. It was about 6 PM. There was no other couple on the ST floor. We were it. Looked like business was slow.

She looked beautiful and healthy out of her clothes, nice natural see boobs, perfect skin, no tats only a small ceasarian scar on her belly. She was smiling happily, posing for pictures, not demanding money upfront. I took a lot of pics but will post only a few discreet ones. I really liked this beautiful, sweet girl, pinned her down in bed, sucking on her lip and tongue hungrily, squeezing her fabulous boobs. We were very physical, squeezing, groping each other hard. She was breathing heavily, gave me a sloppy BBBJ. I gently pushed her head down deeper and deeper. I was getting a big erection, could not wait to pin her down in bed, sucking on her mouth, wedging my hip into her crotch trying to penetrate her BB but she was way too tight I could not push it in. I regretted not doing more foreplay to get her wetter. She spit on her hand to lubricate my dick, but still could not penetrate. I spit and finally was able to enter her hehe. Was in a hurry to penetrate, did not stop to take out the lube packet. She was horny, looked like she had not had sex a while, squeezing me hard, breathing heavily, panting, gasping, kept saying "oh my God, oh my God," hehe.

It was a very hot session with a very beautiful and sexy girl. She said I was muy caliente, gave me her tel. I settled the money with her. She asked for a tip for her child's school and I gladly gave it to her. Walked her back to HK with arms around each other. Ran into the noob talking his blonde to the hotel. Sat at the booth drinking to recharge. Mitsi was standing with her friends near bar Kowloon, tall and beautiful in her bikini, smiling sweetly. I came over giving her more propinas into her boobs, sucking on her mouth. Man, she's beautiful, nice, sweet and sexy. Would want to do her again. Good sessions with Chavelas girls seem easy to get.

Noob came back, said after 1 ficha, he agreed to take her upstairs for $80, said session was OK, not raving about it, so must be a typical HK's union job with no passion, no kissing and limited access; but he was not complaining. The other wingman was just sitting there drinking all along. He usually pulls many girls for fichas just for lap dances and to squeeze their boobs. His regular BB girls were not in the house. Something was not right with him today.

It was about 7. Took the noob to show him other bars, but he was hungry and wanted 4 tacos at the corner. I suggested that Tijuana tacos are larger than LA's and he should order only 3. He liked his tacos con todos, said they were delicious, but he would have problem finishing more than 3 even on his empty stomach.

Went to Tropical, walk a round but went back out due to lack of talents. A few hot girls were sitting on guys' laps. The rest was all older and heavier, 3 or 4, sitting with glum looks on their faces. Went over to the&G where hot young girls allegedly work, but meseros said girls come in only after 8.

Went in Adelita, only 6 or 7 girls, none with beauty or grace. Went to Chicago, had a shot of dark Tequila, spicy and strong, slightly sweet, very good drink, tiipped the guy $1. Only 5 or 6 girls were inside, one in the hot tub, none of interest. The noob, like all others, quickly wanted to go back to HK. We walked through the alley which had few girls due to wet and cold weathers. One tight spinner hung out in front of Ibiza but she would not pull down her masks. Camila, Wendy Vampire, Anahi were working, not wearing masks.

Went back in HK drinking in the same booth, bullshitting with a couple Mexican guys and a black retired Marine sergeant. He said he wished he had stayed in the Corp, but then Tijuana would be off limit to active military hehe. The wingman was still sitting in the booth drinking, not squeezing boobs and groping crotches like usual. He must be sick or his dick suddenly fell off hehe.

About 9, went to Al Capone for some Caldo de Rez before going home. The other wingman invited his pretty girl to dinner. The beef soup was light but very tasty and hearty adding onion, cilantro and spicy salsa. Wingman said BCP web site showed waiting time in pedestrian line 70 minutes, ready car lanes 5 hours. Damn. We urged the 2 guys without SENTRI to take UBER back to wait in line at the border while we finished our hot soup.

By 10 PM it was getting dark, the rain had dried out; quite a few hot girls were out working in the alley. I wished I could stay longer, but took our time saying good byes to friends before driving back. Traffic to USA on Benito Juarez was backed up into downtown. We did not want to get stuck so took Madero South, went East on calle 6, went South on the leafy and upscale Gen Taboada, past the popular Tacos El Franc and the fancy Churrascaria do Brasil right at the rotary, where the wingman swore he would soon take his sexy putas friends. Went East on Indepedencia, crossed over the Tijuana river and went North on Padre Kino to the SENTRI lanes. Tijuana has only a few major streets with clear signs to SENTRI lanes, easy to navigate, felt safe too. 5 SENTRI lanes were open, each with 6 or 7 cars ahead of us. CBP guy did not even look at our cards, just waved us through. We crossed in about 10 minutes, waited another 30 minutes for the other guys to cross on foot.

Cross border traffic both on foot and in cars has been very heavy and unpredictable recently. The bros should apply for GLOBAL ENTRY or SENTRY so they don't have to risk waiting hours in line. A wingman initially applied for SENTRI, switched to GLOBAL ENTRY on Friday, got conditional approval notice on Saturday, got an interview in LA on Monday, so CBP is expediting the process quickly.

On the way back wingmen were talking about career and business opportunities for young guys and how a move to Tijuana would bring so much fun, savings and opportunities. Freeways were light; return trip took only 1 hour. Company of friends makes the trip easy, quick and interesting.

Another fun Sunday afternoon with delicious food, drinking, partying in the bar in the company of hot, sweet, sexy girls, simple but sweet and sexy pleasures which a few wingmen miss dearly with job demands and isolation under CoVid.

Life is very sweet!

[Explorer8939]

In my experience over the last 20 years, 95% of putas are nothing but lying, manipulating, thieving women. It is all about the green, and most of them become jaded and become professional at the art of the sale (or ripoff). Many lack basic common courtesy skills beyond the hussle. The only decent putas I have met are those that are doing it out of survival and actually hate it. These are the ones that I show respect for as I understand their plight in this god awful shithole of a country. Many of these putas have had their boyfriends impregnate them and dump them for other women. I understand, but this doesn't mean that they can't be decent human beings. And it really pisses me off when they turn down 80 or 90 dollars for a half hour and won't budge under 100 dollars. This is Mexico. Come on!

Always pay in pesos.

That doesn't mean paying in pesos makes the chicas less jaded, it just means you don't pay them so much.

[Captain Solo]

I only pulled down a few whose small sizes and slender shapes were similar to hers, not the obvious gorditas who sit on their asses all night, but it was still awkward.

Chavelas girls are all sitting down with masks, playing with their phones. It's difficult to assess what sizes they are to make the selection for companies.

[Captain Solo]

Ricky,

We have to accept that chicas give us their companies and sex for money, not love. Be careful with women who give you sex for love, as they usually cost you a lot more money eventually hehe.

Latinas have messy love and sex life starting young, many have children by 15. By the time they work in the bar, they would have been used, abused and spit out a few times. I am actually surprised they don't turn ugly and cynical like Nortenas. A few mixed couples I know have fairly happy and quiet life together. I am guessing they are happy because they don't set high expectations for each other and accept the facts that relationships only last if they are mutually beneficial.

Man, I knew and worked with many US women, the worst, ugliest raving WG in the universe. The Millennias are way scared of the opposite sex. A very high percentage would just skip any romantic relationship, not dating, not shacking up, not marrying.

I use price negotiation to gauge the girls' attitudes and would skip those with haughty attitudes, insisting on rigid prices and access restrictions. Those flexible on prices, services and terms are usually sexy and sweet in bed. A number of hot HK girls are actually lesbians, Roshlyn, Ruth, Yselle, Yahana ect. They would act cool around guys in the bar but get disgusted getting fucked by guys in bed hehe. They may as well fuck a dog. Nothing guys do will make them sweet and happy. Ruth is the pretty girl, looks cute like a doll, with lots of tats. She came back after CoVid gaining a few pounds. I asked and she admitted she liked girls hehe.

Majority of escorts are flaky baits and switches, not showing, showing late, older, chunkier, high mileage. I found Tijuana bar girls less manipulative than US women, only very few have lied to me and none has stolen anything from me after 20 years. OTOH my encounters with US escorts and street girls have been very disappointing and risky. Got set up for rip offs, armed robberies, theft and threats way too many times in the US on top of damn Police stings.

I actually feel safer, more secured, sexier and happier with the girls in bars and on streets of Tijuana, barely speaking a few phrases in Spanish, but YMMV.

[HelloIm]

HerlloIm,

Keep laughing. It was not the first time girls lied to me. Civies in my life were even bigger liars and thieves.

Got stood up by a few escorts but never by bar girls, because I almost always got them when they were in the bar. A few times I set dates with HK girls, they may be a little late but always showed. This was the first time a girl flatly lied to me that she was in the small Chavelas, but I went around pulling down masks and did not find her. May be she's not so innocent despite her looks.

I wanted to see her again last Thanksgivings right before CoVid hit us. She flew up from Guadalajara and we found each other in HK quickly, drinking, pumping her. The poor girl did not do much business and lost money on that trip. She's very pretty, natural, sweet, sexy in bed. I would do her again.

Hahaha, I wasn't laughing at you, I was laughing at the image of you frantically going around to each girl like, "ESTAPHANIE?" and then pulling their mask down.

[RikyMichaels7]

BabeMagnet.

You are right most putas are flaky. The would set up dates then never show, give you their tels then never answer your texts ect.

Both my wingman and I had been given bullshit by bar putas and escorts that they were in the bars, or were in Tijuana nearby in the neighborhood, when they were actually back in their home towns, getting stoned or getting popped by their pimping BFs.

But what do you expect? They are not nuns and not your fiancees, just a bunch of poor, hungry young girls trying to survive. You just have to be a big guy, consider their hard lives and forgive their bullshit. A lot of these poor girls got poorer when their trips to HK or Chavelas ended up costing them more money than they could ever make. But when you finally find them in the club, they can be a lot of fun in the bar and very sweet and sexy in bed hehe. These are a few bar girls I popped during the CoVid shut down. Not all were flaky. A few were very honest and sincere. They all drove me wild with lust, made me want to suck on their clits and ram my dick hard into their wet pussies hehe.

To be objective, Tijuana bar girls are probably more honest, more fair, straighter and of course a lot younger, hotter and more fun than 99% of all stupid, ugly, greedy, old wives and GFs in the US. Just be honest and consider what you have gotten out of your domestic partners in exchange for losing lots of money, time, freedom, choices and gaining lots of headache, pains, legal and financial liabilities.

The flaky putas are probably the best and sweetest deals in guys' life.

In my experience over the last 20 years, 95% of putas are nothing but lying, manipulating, thieving women. It is all about the green, and most of them become jaded and become professional at the art of the sale (or ripoff). Many lack basic common courtesy skills beyond the hussle. The only decent putas I have met are those that are doing it out of survival and actually hate it. These are the ones that I show respect for as I understand their plight in this god awful shithole of a country. Many of these putas have had their boyfriends impregnate them and dump them for other women. I understand, but this doesn't mean that they can't be decent human beings. And it really pisses me off when they turn down 80 or 90 dollars for a half hour and won't budge under 100 dollars. This is Mexico. Come on!

[ScatManDoo]

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[Captain Solo]

HerlloIm,

Keep laughing. It was not the first time girls lied to me. Civies in my life were even bigger liars and thieves.

Got stood up by a few escorts but never by bar girls, because I almost always got them when they were in the bar. A few times I set dates with HK girls, they may be a little late but always showed. This was the first time a girl flatly lied to me that she was in the small Chavelas, but I went around pulling down masks and did not find her. May be she's not so innocent despite her looks.

I wanted to see her again last Thanksgivings right before CoVid hit us. She flew up from Guadalajara and we found each other in HK quickly, drinking, pumping her. The poor girl did not do much business and lost money on that trip. She's very pretty, natural, sweet, sexy in bed. I would do her again.

[Captain Solo]

BabeMagnet.

You are right most putas are flaky. The would set up dates then never show, give you their tels then never answer your texts ect.

Both my wingman and I had been given bullshit by bar putas and escorts that they were in the bars, or were in Tijuana nearby in the neighborhood, when they were actually back in their home towns, getting stoned or getting popped by their pimping BFs.

But what do you expect? They are not nuns and not your fiancees, just a bunch of poor, hungry young girls trying to survive. You just have to be a big guy, consider their hard lives and forgive their bullshit. A lot of these poor girls got poorer when their trips to HK or Chavelas ended up costing them more money than they could ever make. But when you finally find them in the club, they can be a lot of fun in the bar and very sweet and sexy in bed hehe. These are a few bar girls I popped during the CoVid shut down. Not all were flaky. A few were very honest and sincere. They all drove me wild with lust, made me want to suck on their clits and ram my dick hard into their wet pussies hehe.

To be objective, Tijuana bar girls are probably more honest, more fair, straighter and of course a lot younger, hotter and more fun than 99% of all stupid, ugly, greedy, old wives and GFs in the US. Just be honest and consider what you have gotten out of your domestic partners in exchange for losing lots of money, time, freedom, choices and gaining lots of headache, pains, legal and financial liabilities.

The flaky putas are probably the best and sweetest deals in guys' life.

[HelloIm]

She kept saying she was in the club but I could not find her. There were only 20 girls no no clients in the empty Chavelas. I went around pulling masks down to look but she was not there.

I died laughing at this part. 💀.