Mr Gogo in the Dominican Republic

[John Gault]

Sitting here at home in Sex Prison while undertaking a water fast I thought with all this free time I would post a experience*I had quite a while back. This event really makes my case of the value of a good Wingman.

I was solo in MDE staying at a hotel in Mayorista. One night while sitting* at the tables on the hooker strip with another old time monger I met on this trip I saw two stunners walking toward us. They walked by without a look at us. A few minutes later they walked back, and the best one of the two smiled at me. I immediately offered them to sit with us, and have a drink. A threesome was offered to me for 50 K each. This was with the provision that my friend would go with the one girl, and I would take the other one, and when he was done with her she would join me, and the other girl in my room. This was easy to do as we were both staying in the same hotel, and also on the same floor. In the room I always kept different bottles of booze that I knew Colombian girls liked. So she undressed, and before any action she kept asking me to take a drink. I don't like to drink before sexo as I feel it hurts my performance. She kept asking me to drink, and finally she comes to me with a big kiss. Turns out this kiss gave me a dose of booze. The thing with me is I love to kiss pretty women. A few minutes later she gives me another kiss with another shot in it. After a while of playing around waiting for the other girl she shows up at the room. A strange thing happened that many of you will not believe was as the other girl followed the first one into the bathroom I looked at her, and her face took on a demon look. * So I'm laying back in the bed waiting for them to come out of the bathroom, and the next thing I know I wake up 7 hours later alone in the room. I had hidden the key to the room safe, but they found it. Around $1200 US in cash was gone along with my cell phone. Lucky for me they did not take my passport or debit cards. In my pocket they left me 7 K. Later I asked a local about them leaving me a few pesos, and he said that is a common practice when pros make a good score. First thing I did was check with my friend to see if he was OK, and he was alright. So at this point I am totally dis-guested, and hurt. A day later I was sick for 3 days I think from my resistance* being lowered from the drug they gave me.

*I have many monger friends around the USA. While I was feeling sorry for my self I e- mailed them of what happened*to me. All of them must of thought I was in trouble, and they offered to Western Union me cash. My debit cards were ok so I thanked them, and declined their offers.

This horrible experience*has stayed with me for quite a while, and I fantasized*of the revenge I would take if I ever had the chance. I have finally made my peace with them, and I rest easy now from those negative thoughts. *.

I post this with the hope that other guys will be very careful dealing with these workers.

[Brother P]

Mr. Gogo. Your report was on point about Sosua. Those who have invested interest in Sosua never want the truth to be told. Just like buses are set up now to take people to Amhvee now that Bourbon is closed. That makes no sense if other businesses are not moving. Talent is way off, but when you say that it is always the talent is around just have to do it different. Yeah Right! The place just is not popping like it use to be. Truth be told. Maybe this goes up on your post because someone keeps preventing me to post on Sosua. Who cares as the place has fallen off big time. You can try to hide it, but truth always comes out.

If you say anything other than sosua is awesome on the sosua board you're asking to be attacked! Open and honest dialogue isn't really welcome.

I still enjoy the sue! The beach, the homies, I can walk everywhere, and I have enough north coast contacts to keep me happy. Plus my Spanish is decent, which helps.

However it definitely is a far cry from 2012 or so. Quality is down overall, though you can still find some cuties with decent service for 2500 pesos. But later in merengue and classico. No more random cuties on the beach, no more early afternoon cuties in rumba. LOL. You do have to move different now. But in my opinion it's still a fun time with decent chicas. I don't care if they Close classico or whatever.

Enjoy bruthas!

[Mr Gogo]

Post here anytime. I'm living on SD now, so I can support your events.

[Mr Gogo]

I think we met in MDE at Mayorista. This was maybe 5 years ago.

You might not know me by this handle. My old handle was vicspicks. I had to change it as my daughter stumbled on my posts one day.

I will be in Lima in Jan. And from there a hop to MDE. Hope to see you one day.

Wow, I remember a guy who was a legend that was with teo newbies. OK I remember wow. That's when MDE was really special.

[John Gault]

Thank you Sir, but your record is far more impressive. Hopefully one day I will meet you.

I think we met in MDE at Mayorista. This was maybe 5 years ago.

You might not know me by this handle. My old handle was vicspicks. I had to change it as my daughter stumbled on my posts one day.

I will be in Lima in Jan. And from there a hop to MDE. Hope to see you one day.

[Revere]

Mr. Gogo. Your report was on point about Sosua. Those who have invested interest in Sosua never want the truth to be told. Just like buses are set up now to take people to Amhvee now that Bourbon is closed. That makes no sense if other businesses are not moving. Talent is way off, but when you say that it is always the talent is around just have to do it different. Yeah Right! The place just is not popping like it use to be. Truth be told. Maybe this goes up on your post because someone keeps preventing me to post on Sosua. Who cares as the place has fallen off big time. You can try to hide it, but truth always comes out.

[Mr Gogo]

I think it is time to change your handle to Mr. Slick.

Man I have been all over, but never to Cuba. Your report makes me want to think twice about a visit.

Thank you Sir, but your record is far more impressive. Hopefully one day I will meet you.

[John Gault]

Lost Cuba trip report:


In the last year I've lived in Medellin and Subic bay Philippines but she still emails me every month asking when I will return to Havana. Damn she must really like those flea market dresses LOL.

I think it is time to change your handle to Mr. Slick.

Man I have been all over, but never to Cuba. Your report makes me want to think twice about a visit.

[Mr Gogo]

Feel like a parent who has to put his child up for adoption or having to put a family dog to sleep after 15 years.

Started the night at 8 pm at the jazz festival on playa Alicia. Great internacional talent, great eye candy with a nice mixture of upscale locals and tourists. Drinks were expensive and the ocean back drop set the scene nicely.

At 10 pm the strip called me and off I went. Posted up at the old El Flow because they had the Lakers vs Dallas game on the tube. The police were chasing the girls so they would run but be laughing like it was a game of tag. No never seen as many cops as last night.

The girls: Long fake eyelashes, tight spandex shorts stuffed up their ass cracks and showing their camel toes, no underwear, fake ponytails, beer bellies with no shame, toes and nails done cheaply etc. Waited but couldn't find anything early to my liking.

Was watching the game when I saw Joe on the other side of the street. Hit him on wassap and he joined me. Joe is an OG (veteran). Lived in Charmicos 15 years ago but now lives in San Isidro in SD. Tall, dark skinned, 67 yo, kango hat and nicely dressed. We both took in the scene and compared notes as I picked his brain. He said he was glad the jazz festival was only in Sosua for one day before moving to Cabarette because he couldn't take but one night of this circus with elephants, bears and horses. He also said the young dudes had taken over and were disrespectful. They called him pops and told him they don't care how Sosua once was. They said it was now their Sosua as they had taken over.

After Joe left the police again were chasing girls and this fine light skinned Haitian was standing in front of me. I gave her the once over from top to bottom. No tattoos, nice toes and pretty light brown skin. She saw this and asked what? I said I had to give her a ten and she smiled and gave me a handshake. I grabbed her hand and flipped it to see her hand more closely and she had the hands of a truck driver. I told her she was now a 7 as she snatched her hands back in embarrassment. She used this opportunity to sit down next to me so I asked how much money she wanted. She replied 3 k for one hour 4 k for two. Our conversation was over then as I turned my attention back to the circus. She asked what the problem was? I told her it was late and raining and* if she said 3 k for the rest of the night it would have been a better representation but she said they only do hourly. I explained further that she lives alone and wouldn't you want to spend the night in my nice apartment and then she said OK for 5 k. Fuck this I then crossed the street to hangout with the guys I came with at the old Rumba spot.

Went up to Flame at midnight. Flame is the bar across from Classicos and I always post up in the window with the classicos view. OK, I'm seeing the good talent now going into classicos, some 9 and 10's. * Saw two beautiful Venezuelan girls come out and jump on the back of a motochoncho, probably the Villa boys have put in a wassap request.

The Villa boys are the big ballers LOL. They come in groups and pay top dollar for villas with pool usually in casa linda. They have the best girls at a premium price.

Anyway I'm at Flame and the owner Vaughn came over and shook my hand. Vaughn is a smooth dude so I picked his brain. He said the police have scared the premium talent away from walking the strip and they are now only working the back channels (wassap, Dominican cupid).

Wound up seeing a nice Haitian posted up across from New Garden and she said 2 k for TLN. Squirting tits and good energy.

Sosua is now for the newbies only fellas, especially when you remember the talent that used to be there.

Even further proof: The white euro guys and even the Dominican guys numbers have decreased significantly, like they have abandoned this low energy circus.

Even further proof: a young dude that lives in Sosua and they are saying the old farts are fucking up the game and they (the young dudes) are now running Sosua. They show photos of girls with big asses and horse faces.

In summary: Some blame the cops, some blame the NY dudes, others say the Villa boys and wassap are to blame but to me its time to put Rover (the dog) to sleep.

P.S. Sosua is still fun but I challenge any vet who has been coming to Sosua to tell me the street talent hasn't fallen off.

[Mr Gogo]

Lost Cuba trip report:

Good info. Hougin has beautiful white Cubans with green / blue eyes everywhere it seems. They are hot. Its a two hour drive from Hougin to Santiago and I think we paid 87 cuc, well worth the trip. If I had to pick a place on this globe to spend the last six months of my life it would be on that end of the island.

I met my no 1 Cuban girl the morning after Fidel passed in parque Cespedes. She was sitting there using the WiFi so I sat on a bench about 30 feet away and just looked at her beauty. I needed a plan to not come off as a desperate American tourist. I played stupid and went over looking totally confused and sat next to her to ask if she could help me with the WiFi. She helped me but I didn't pursue her as I was just glad to be sitting next to her.

I spent the next 20 minutes not saying anything to her as we both were into our wifi. Lo and behold I pulled up USA today and it was a picture of Fidel speaking at Cespedes park and the balcony he spoke from was 50 feet away. Damn, Fidel gave me his blessing because I pointed to the picture and the balcony and she proceeded to give me a history lesson on where we were. After about 30 minutes she got up to leave and I froze but something in me made me ask where she was going. She was going to the clothing store she worked at but wasn't sure it would open because of Fidel's death. I pulled up photos I had of dresses that I had (I always bring flea market dresses I purchased in America for 5 usd) and her eyes lit up. I said she csn take her pick of one dress since she helped me with the WiFi. We walked the 15 minutes to my house and I laid all the dresses out neatly on my bed and she acted like Christmas had come early.

Usually I let the girls try a few on to see their body and take photos but I didn't want to lose this fish that way. She picked one dress and I asked if she would go to dinner with me and we exchanged numbers. As she left the house and walked away I was pissed at myself for not trying to get some pussy but hopefully she will take the bait. Plus she knows I have all those dresses.

She called two hours later and said the place she worked was closed and we could meet for a late lunch. We went to this nice restaurant which was actually a house and had seafood. Then we walked the malecon (yes Santiago has a malecón also) and spent the day together. The liquor stores and clubs were closed for Fidel's death so we played house for the next two days. Damn I hated to leave as she cried when the cab came to go back to the airport with Grownman and Hollywood.

Two months later I was back in Havana and we started our routine of her catching the bus (23 hours) to Havana to see me every time I've been back (about 6 times). She had family in Havana so it works. The deal we have is she pays for the bus and I supply the nice apartment. She visits family during the day and meets me at Sofias about 7 pm and stays with me till the next afternoon. For four days I bring her about ten dresses to sell back in Santiago, usually my old phone and give her 200 cuc as a departure gift. I pay for food snd drinks also. For that I get a weekend wife and all the raw sex I want. Sometimes I fuck her and can't believe I'm fucking this goddess. She never asks me to send money, just wants to know my return date. Never had a problem with her except one time her father insisted on meeting me.

She arrived at Sofias at 8 pm and said her father was around the corner and wanted to see me, fuck. I tried every excuse to get out of it but she convinced me it would be okay. Damn I don't like meeting family. Shit, I was older than he was. He had three separate families with about ten kids and he moved between each so how could he judge me. Plus his daughter wasn't going to let her Rolling stone daddy ruin her good thing so he had to accept it.

In the last year I've lived in Medellin and Subic bay Philippines but she still emails me every month asking when I will return to Havana. Damn she must really like those flea market dresses LOL.

[Mr Gogo]

09-20-19 04:24#14617.

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Conde adventures.

The many faces of El Conde.

I only made it a month in America before I had to get my ass back to another country. It seems my quality of life goes down in America compared to living abroad. Don't get me wrong no place is perfect but Americans in America are on edge and angry. Maybe its because of the political situation, maybe its because some Americans haven't taken advantage of the opportunities and can't prosper, or maybe its how people are being raised or the designer drugs, but Americans are angry. Ex: I always cut my grass real low and trim it real good the day before a trip, well I look out my window two days before I leave and see this fat dyke sitting in a truck and two Mexicans working cutting grass. I go two houses from mine and ask the lady, who is on the phone with the drivers door open, can you cut my grass next and I will pay you what you ask? She continues talking on the phone and ignores me so after a moment I ask again. She looks at me crazy and says " I don't give a fuck about you or your yard". Getting pissed I said to get your fat ass off the phone talking lovely duvey and do some work and you can get more things done. She got pissed and jumped out the truck and we start to argue. I'm not about to fight a female so I just walked away. All I could think about was that I was taking a trip in about 30 hours. At least Dominicans try to be nice and try to make you feel comfortable.

I like to walk a lot but in America I drive everywhere. In the DR I can walk the Conde (one lap is one mile). In Medellin I can walk the parks or streets comfortably. But walking in my neighborhood is a chore. First I go to the local high school with a track but they close it after 4 pm WTF. Okay so I walk my neighborhood and four yards have German shepherds and pit bulls that run to the gate and try to get out at me so now I have to carry a stick. Most of the youngsters hanging out are cool even though they don't speak, but a few give me looks like they don't give a fuck. Just last week a guy was walking home from work at 11 pm and two guys in a car laid him down in the street and robbed him. He only had 69 usd and they told him next time he better have more or they were going to shoot him. Damn where is the love America?

Anyway I'm here walking the conde and hanging out while enjoying the positive effects of the DR. After two days here and many trips before I'm starting to think that El Conde and SD might be the perfect spot for a guy that likes variety.

You have pros and non pros all on a strip (El Conde). You have good restaurants and many salons to service all your needs. You have night activities and malls during the day. Reasonable accommodations are easy to find. The expats congregate daily at several spots if that's you thing. You got Michael Jackson for entertainment along with chess, dominoes and dancers. It also has things for the alternative crowd if that's your thing. All its missing is a beach. Tell me some place else that offers all this in one location or within a 200 p cab ride? Sosua does come close but you don't have the non pro selection like el Conde does. If you are in a mongers group hanging out on the Conde, the non pros probably will give you a smile and keep walking but if you stake out a good spot solo you can easily approach a non pro and have her join you for a beer or dinner later.

Its been raining on and off here so its been slow but I still have fun doing normal things on the conde plus its a 7 minute wall from my home.

My adventures today:

My main girl stayed the night and I had to walk her to the bus stop which is near El Conde. I decided to stop at the cell phone store on el Conde for a quick stop. I got the new Hauwei P30 in Colombia for 869 usd and it came with the sports watch, best phone out in my opinion. So now I gave my girl my old note 8 phone but even tbough I erased it and reset it I still wanted to be there when she puts her sim in and does the setup just in case some old photos didn't erase. We tried at the house but her sim was the wrong size. We go to the claro store on the north side of Parque Independencia and take a number. So many beautiful girls were there that I let my girl go to the counter sola while I enjoy the sights. Claro does the job and I asked to see her phone to give it a good going through, then we walk to her bus stop. I see the fellas hanging out but no way am I stopping with my main girls to hang with these jokers so we walk on as she heads for the ragedy toyotas that serve as feeders to the other bus terminals.

OK did my sweetie right now it's my time. Head to Petras for lunch then do a few laps on El Conde. Stopped by my nail salon but the doors were closed so I peaked through and saw two girls sleeping on the couch so I knocked harder. They were new and the salon had different furniture must be new owners. This one girl opened the door and let me in and this cute older lady with a chubby body came to my service. Manicure 400 p, I usually pay 300 p but I'm here now and I don't have to wait.

What surprised me is the other girl left and me and the older lady were the only ones there, then she locked the door. The lady went to the back and came out with a big bowl of water, a bottle of alcohol and her equipment. It was a rolling table and we both slid in. We talked while she worked when she mentioned a massage after she finished. Oh shit momma is a hustler I though and declined. She kept sliding up with her knees touching mine while she works. Damn, if she wakes little man up I might get that massage plus nobody would know but us two. I asked how much for the massage and she said with the manicure its 1500 p. I again declined and she mentioned a happy ending. My mind is spinning as I contemplate going from my pretty girlfriend to now banging granny. I again declined but maybe another day.

Finished the manicure and spotted the fellas hanging at Roma's cafe. The interesting part about hanging with the guys is the stories they tell. They tell which girl passing they have banged, how it was, and they always devalue what they paid. Some girls had no shame and would stop to advertise while others would slide on by like nothing happened. El Conde is a great place to test your game on non pros as there are many. I believe you can get 50 percent if you offer drinks or dinner. If not just make friends and exchange numbers. I saw a chic I banged two years ago Daisy. She said she had been to Nagua to live with her sick grandfather but I presumed she was probably hiding out after doing some bullshit, she always had game. Anyway she is pleading her case when it starts raining and I said bye to head home. She said she didn't want to be stuck in the rain and could she hangout with me. I said yeah we can have a beer at the colmado next to my crib.

I put two white plastic chairs under the canopy and we drank a presidente light each. I know I'm going to fuck her but I don't want her to think I'm pressed so I act aloft. She goes through all the bullshit lies but I just ignore her. Family is sick, she has no money, she is hungry, life is difficult in the DR. Damn now I got to fuck her to get some peace. I ask how much money she needs and she says 3 k, damn in the rain. I explained aint many clients out now and I only had 1000 pesos on me after the beers and I wasnt going to the ATM in the rain. She looks crazy and declines. Enough of this I got to go but we exchanged numbers. About 15 minutes after she left with no umbrella she hits me on wassap saying okay. I could only think of her ass in the rain with no clients available, should I do a Mr E move and say I only got 700 p left? No, the girl needs a break so we went with the original deal. She stayed an hour and rushed into the rain with the 1000 p, guess we know where she went LOL (To buy drugs) . If only America was this good without the attitude.

Later hitting Jaragua if the rain lets up.

[Mr Enternational]

My Haitian girlfriend and her friends all have 2-year student visas. I do not know if that is just for Haitians. She is not studying anything (other than my dick) and was not asked to show any evidence that she was.

He is talking about Colombia though.

[Charles Pooter]

They also have a student Visa if you are enrolled in certain universities and that lasts 1 year.

My Haitian girlfriend and her friends all have 2-year student visas. I do not know if that is just for Haitians. She is not studying anything (other than my dick) and was not asked to show any evidence that she was. University? She can barely read and spell, though curiously has excellent handwriting. I am sure Tempoecorto could pass for Haitian. He fitted in well at M. Kanana's high-class night-club in Munoz.

[Tempoecorto]

There are always minimum investment requirements with business visas or the purchase or real estate. Elaborate on those minimum requirements.

https://medellinguru.com/retirement-visa/

Useful link for those in need. Thanks.

[Tempoecorto]

After many lovely sunsets in the DR, I thought I would never be able to live without a beach. Boy was I wrong. I previously thought San Diego California had the best all around weather but Medellin is now tops. It's like you have climate control adjusted perfectly. Days aren't to hot and nights aren't too cold. Even the rain here is different...............
I realized soon the I needed a place where police do their job, and the people are accountable. Law abiding citizens are a must. Most people in the DR fit these categories but it's a nonchalant way of living that's too laid back for me. But overall the DR is the best party on this side of the globe.

Thoughtful comments and post. Thanks for that.