Mr Gogo in the Dominican Republic

**OldKool** · 04-23-13 12:41

You know how it is you snooze you loose. I did not use her up. You can still get some.

Originally Posted by Tomjackin [View Original Post]

Damn I hate it when chicas cheat on me too!

**Mr Enternational** · 04-23-13 07:08

Originally Posted by Mr Gogo [View Original Post]

I'm out, and head to a spot me and Mr E went on Cabarete beach where I picked up this little cuttie. She wasnt there but the Hale Berry chica Mr E liked was there.

Don't tell me you let Halle Berry get away again?

**TomJackin** · 04-22-13 23:23

Originally Posted by mr gogo [View Original Post]

walking slowly past rumba and i peek at el toro. uh oh! she's not there. i make a bee line strait for el toro pissed as i'm looking everywhere. her friend tries to cover for her and says she will be right back but i'm not trying to hear that bullshit. damn! trick trying to play me.

damn i hate it when chicas cheat on me too!

**Mr Gogo** · 04-22-13 21:59

Originally Posted by SavePros321 [View Original Post]

Thanks for the report bro! You can't sleep on the hype. You got to get yours in first, and leave the leftovers for everyone else, lol!

Yeah, I'm still in "old Sosua" mode where the girls would wait however long it took for Gogo to return.

**SavePros321** · 04-22-13 20:45

Originally Posted by mr gogo [View Original Post]

i go back to miami tomorrow but had a nice quick visit to the north coast. the big jazz festival is in november with artists to be announced at a later date. stayed at coconut palms resort with one of my uncles timeshare there. nice resort situated between cabarete and sosua. buffet breakfast and nice pool. private beach but the resort was mostly families. nice restaurant.

jet blue is starting new service between fll (fort lauderdale) and medellin in june. probably going to book for early june if i can get time off. also even though i hate to fly spirit, they have good deals. d'latins was packed when i went and the girls had the look of predators. the looks said"give me money and don't start no shit".

hung at el toro for a minute to pick up an old flame that works there. i bought her a presidente and told her she looked great and i missed her. she said my phone didn't work so i gave her my new sim number big mistake. about 10 minutes later a guy sits five seats over from me and doesn't buy a drink. miss a (old flame) increases her attention to me as the guy sulks. okay, he must be a regular i think. i pour it on hoping he would get the message as i touch her and buy her another beer. damn! dude is going to wait me out. i wanted to make my tour (4 roses, domino bar, passions) and use her as a last option if i don't see anything i want, but i can't leave with dude prowling. he finally leaves as she gives him a "fuck you" look. after 15 minutes i tell her i have to make a stop but i would be back in a few hours. i make my tour and figure i would pass by to make sure dude hadn't doubled back. walking slowly past rumba and i peek at el toro. uh oh! she's not there. i make a bee line strait for el toro pissed as i'm looking everywhere. her friend tries to cover for her and says she will be right back but i'm not trying to hear that bullshit. damn! trick trying to play me. i hit winners circle as i devise my plan. i'm out, and head to a spot me and mr e went on cabarete beach where i picked up this little cuttie. she wasnt there but the hale berry chica mr e liked was there.

i'm not spending money on drinks this night because i'm pissed. we go to coconut palm as miss a is now blowing up my phone. beach girl gave me a strip tease and a good session but i wasnt in gfe mood and kicked her out after the session 2000p lighter. also today spent a few minutes at wilfreds new place and i like it.

thanks for the report bro! you can't sleep on the hype. you got to get yours in first, and leave the leftovers for everyone else, lol!

**Mr Gogo** · 04-21-13 20:38

i go back to miami tomorrow but had a nice quick visit to the north coast. the big jazz festival is in november with artists to be announced at a later date. stayed at coconut palms resort with one of my uncles timeshare there. nice resort situated between cabarete and sosua. buffet breakfast and nice pool. private beach but the resort was mostly families. nice restaurant.

jet blue is starting new service between fll (fort lauderdale) and medellin in june. probably going to book for early june if i can get time off. also even though i hate to fly spirit, they have good deals. d'latins was packed when i went and the girls had the look of predators. the looks said"give me money and don't start no shit".

hung at el toro for a minute to pick up an old flame that works there. i bought her a presidente and told her she looked great and i missed her. she said my phone didn't work so i gave her my new sim number big mistake. about 10 minutes later a guy sits five seats over from me and doesn't buy a drink. miss a (old flame) increases her attention to me as the guy sulks. okay, he must be a regular i think. i pour it on hoping he would get the message as i touch her and buy her another beer. damn! dude is going to wait me out. i wanted to make my tour (4 roses, domino bar, passions) and use her as a last option if i don't see anything i want, but i can't leave with dude prowling. he finally leaves as she gives him a "fuck you" look. after 15 minutes i tell her i have to make a stop but i would be back in a few hours. i make my tour and figure i would pass by to make sure dude hadn't doubled back. walking slowly past rumba and i peek at el toro. uh oh! she's not there. i make a bee line strait for el toro pissed as i'm looking everywhere. her friend tries to cover for her and says she will be right back but i'm not trying to hear that bullshit. damn! trick trying to play me. i hit winners circle as i devise my plan. i'm out, and head to a spot me and mr e went on cabarete beach where i picked up this little cuttie. she wasnt there but the hale berry chica mr e liked was there.

i'm not spending money on drinks this night because i'm pissed. we go to coconut palm as miss a is now blowing up my phone. beach girl gave me a strip tease and a good session but i wasnt in gfe mood and kicked her out after the session 2000p lighter. also today spent a few minutes at wilfreds new place and i like it.

**Llttf** · 04-19-13 13:44

Originally Posted by Coolie High [View Original Post]

My Man! Your boy Coolie appreciates the love as always. I've been talking to a couple OG's behind the scene and I'm preparing for a big trip this August. Definitely can't wait to get back down to DR and act a fool. Speaking of acting a fool below is a little sample of the freakfest in Vegas my man Gogo was talking about!

http://youtu.be/64HFsfshsEo

Peace,

CH

Great video. Cannot believe YT has not taken it down already

**Mr Gogo** · 04-19-13 09:39

Originally Posted by Coolie High [View Original Post]

My Man! Your boy Coolie appreciates the love as always. I've been talking to a couple OG's behind the scene and I'm preparing for a big trip this August. Definitely can't wait to get back down to DR and act a fool. Speaking of acting a fool below is a little sample of the freakfest in Vegas my man Gogo was talking about!

http://youtu.be/64HFsfshsEo

Peace,

CH

Wings and pussy, the breakfast of champions. People kept asking me for the video, but I said it's for my eyes only. Now they know that I wasn't lying. Peace Coolie.

**TomJackin** · 04-19-13 07:02

Originally Posted by Coolie High [View Original Post]

My Man! Your boy Coolie appreciates the love as always. I've been talking to a couple OG's behind the scene and I'm preparing for a big trip this August. Definitely can't wait to get back down to DR and act a fool. Speaking of acting a fool below is a little sample of the freakfest in Vegas my man Gogo was talking about!

http://youtu.be/64HFsfshsEo

Peace,

CH

Damn CH, I can't believe you posted that chicken licking video! You make me proud dude!

**Mr Enternational** · 04-19-13 05:25

Originally Posted by Coolie High [View Original Post]

Speaking of acting a fool below is a little sample of the freakfest in Vegas my man Gogo was talking about!

http://youtu.be/64HFsfshsEo

Rolling on the Floor Laughing My Ass Off. How are you going to be eating chicken and give them the sign of the cross with a bone?

**Coolie High** · 04-19-13 04:24

My Man! Your boy Coolie appreciates the love as always. I've been talking to a couple OG's behind the scene and I'm preparing for a big trip this August. Definitely can't wait to get back down to DR and act a fool. Speaking of acting a fool below is a little sample of the freakfest in Vegas my man Gogo was talking about!

http://youtu.be/64HFsfshsEo

Peace,

CH

**Mr Gogo** · 04-18-13 13:07

trip report day 1: haiti the 4th world.

trip report day 1: haiti the 4th world.

i'm not in kansas any more. and this for damn sure ain't dr. touchdown on port au prince and text bb that i'm here and in on my way to pickup my luggage. he informs me that he has someone waiting for me outside and that it's going to be awhile for me to get my luggage. ummm ok. didn't realize then but whatever bb says you can bet on it. so i'm waiting for my bags for about 30mins with more people then the thanksgiving parade in a airport with no ac. fuck it though i'm here. as the bags start flowing in you could see all the bags including mines was waay over stuff. hell i didn't see one small bag. u could tell that everyone was trying to bring in something to give to there relative or friends. got my bags and head to the exit. soon as i get outside two guys wanted to carry my bags for me. fuck it why not. we all got to make a living and these bags are heavy and i'm sweating like a hooker in church.

met up with bb right hand man. young b. a young american that came back to his family roots to help his people. he's been with bb for awhile now so he can step in at anytime to help you if bb is busy. tip the guys that was carrying my bags and off we go. where riding in a truck that resembles sanford and son and with no ac. found out that bb's car is getting fix and that this a rental.

ch: how much a day?

young b: $60 dollars a day.

ch: get the fuck out of here! for this scape metal. that's ridculous.

young b: i know.

young b proceeds to tell me that since the earthquake everything became hyper-inflated. in time i would see his words become truth before my very eyes.

so as we drive to get something to eat i saw things that would make even the toughest guy shed a tear. not far from the airport you see thousands, upon thousands living in tents. theres no toilets. they have a huge ditch right behind the tent for there human waste. wtf! no human being should ever live like this. to put this in perspective, the worst us criminals live supremely better then majority of the people here. seeing it before my very eyes i couldn't help but become humble. my pre modonna thought process got thrown out the window. fuck ac. if these people can endure living in tents while smelling 98 degree raw sewage on a daily then surely i can survive having no ac. after we eat we head to pickup badbear. on the way you see even more tents up on the hill.

so we get to the site and you see these young haitians putting in work laying down concrete. did i mention that it's hotter then a devils draws right now. i look around but i don't see bb.

ch: yo where bb at?

young b: he's underground in that 6 foot ditch finishing off the concrete

ch: u serious?

young b: dead serious

had to take a pic of the ditch. 20 mins later bb comes out of the ditch likes it's nothing. for a second i thought i saw the older version of he-man. wanted to ask him where's battle cat and his power sword. i mean seriously bb is 64yrs old putting in work cats 40yrs younger then him couldn't do. hell i'm 31 and there's no way in hell i could do it. in short bb is a grown ass man.

afterwards we start to head to crib. bb maneuvers thru the city like he's jeff gordon but it doesn't matter. the traffic is horrible and what's worse are the roads. you think dr roads are bad well you ain't seen shit til you come to haiti. there's some potholes that would totally devastate your car if your not careful. a short conversation between us on the way to the crib basically sums up haiti.

ch: yo bb does haiti have any mcdonalds.

bb: nope! no mcds

ch: wtf! every country even 3rd world countries have atleast coca-cola and mcds.

bb: well they should call haiti the 4th world lol.

finally made it to the crib after a 2 hour grind on the road. get to the mansion and the architect of the house was nothing i've ever seen. either the architect was a total genius or a certified wacko. and to make it even more interesting the house was built on a deep slope. very interesting! bb introduces me to his fiancé i like to call lady madame. afterwards she shows me the room where i'll be staying at. the big room that i wanted was still being occupied but nether-less this will do.

horny, tired, and hot from the travels i manage to get unpack and settle in. get in the shower and the water is cold but it cools me down. i want to get ready for tonite cus i'm scheming on some chocolate kisses and i'm not talking about hershey.

ch: home slice where's the iron. i want to iron my shirt for tonight?

young b: yeah you can't use the iron cus it'll drain the generator where using right now.

ch: wtf?

yeah i started to sense that wtf is going to be the main theme for my trip in haiti. my thought processes is still having a hard time trying to adjust to the simple life. bb and young b are working on resources that regular americans can't comprehend. the earthquake has devastated the country beyond comprehension so bb and young b are not to blame.

i take a quick nap and then i get a knock on the door. he introduces himself as mr. p from s. africa. hes a guest at bb as well. he informs me that he and bb is about to go and get something to eat and if i want to roll. cool i'm down. i get dress and we make our way to the restaurant. parking is atrocious and there's guys everywhere asking can they borrow a dollar for watching your car. bb rolls up the windows and pay them no nevermind.

we get inside the restaurant and bb introduces us to the owner.

bb: hey let's sit over there so we can get more space.

owner of restaurant: i'm sorry but yaw can't sit over that table.

bb: why not?

oor: cus that's a whole nother restaurant.

ch: what the fuck.

for a second i thought i was in the twilight zone. two restaurants occupying the same space at the same time. ummm ok!

we take a seat on the restaurant that was servicing us and take a look at the menu.

ch: prices are ridiculous! these prices rival las vegas 5 star hotels.

bb: welcome to my world. you can thank the un and the ngo's for hyper inflating every got damn thing.

ch: those muthafuckers.

we unfortunately accept the reality at hand and order our meal. i here music not to far from us and i see honeys coming up the street finely dress. found out that there's a club not to far from the restaurant. hmm wanted to check it out.

mr. p: good luck and godspeed with that place. nothing but un and ngo paying 2000gourdes (50 dollars) and up for the ladies. ooh and did i mention $9 beers.

ch: $9 beer? wtf.

fuck it though. i went to venture to the club just to see how the ladies are looking. it's still a little early but the ladies are looking proper. i goes back to the table and i see the food hasn't came yet. i keep seeing honeys walking past the restaurant so venture back to the street just to get a glimpse of all that heavenly glory.

1 hour. 2 hours pass and the food still isn't here. wtf! after watching a few more honeys walk by and the constant begging of local street hustlers finally the food comes. this food had better be good. ooh and to my surprise the food was good. yeah now i can dig this.

lady madame who also was with us sensed my anxiousness so she calls up some honeys for me. she tells me she got a surprise for me and there at the front gate of the restaurant.

ooh and what do we have here. lets call her young gunner and she brought a big girl. gunner is looking good but the big girl got to go. if want a big girl i'll stay in the states thank you. i pay big girls motoconcho ride home while gunner finds another to suit my needs. ooh and what's your name. let's call her ambush. gunner and ambush get into the truck and we proceed to hit a corner store to pickup some mixers for the liquor i had put in the freezer earlier. the honey brought some chicken and fries and i get the mixers. bill comes to almost $40 dollars. hyper inflated indeed. for the shit i just got it would've cost me know more then 20 bucks in the states. fuck it! i pay the bill and off the villa we go.

on the way home i had talk to bb about the size of the bed. i'm consider a giant and me and two ladies might have a problem on that bed. especially when i'm trying to get my mad cobra- flex on.

ch: yo bb how much would i have to pay if the bed breaks. for some reason that bed is feeling kinda shaky in holding ol coolie while i get my smash on.

bb: you'll be fine. no worries.

ch: umm ok.

we get to the mansion bb, mr. p and the ladies have a few drinks. got the ladies to take a few pics with me. i used the left hand unhook bra technique to let those tigo bities be free for all to see. ambush took my hat and pose for me.

yeah now this what i'm talking about. told the gents good night and off to the room we go. nothing could prepare me for what happen next. i sit on the bed and ambush starts to welcome ol mighty joe young to haiti with those lips. soon afterwards gunner starts to negotiate prices for both of them. wtf! what type of cold blooded move is this. i can't negotiate properly with my dick in ambush mouth. that ain't right!

gunner wants 2000gourdes for both of them. i try to stay strong and counter 1500gourdes. gunner tells ambush while joe young is still in her mouth. she stops sucking, speak into the mic to talk to gunner and then proceeds to ambush me again with those lips. gunner proposes again with the same offer and some how i held firm with my offer. all of sudden the sucking stops and she gets up.

ch: no, no, no mi amor, no that's spanish. ummm suckie, suckie. fuck me! don't stop.

cold blooded move indeed. we finally settle on 1800gourdes. now that's what you call hard ball negotiations.

the ladies decided that they wanted to take a shower before getting down to business. yaw know what i'm thinking. picture time!

afterwards things went downhill. i tried to make a love passionate scene but they were treating the sexcapade as strictly business. no kissing, no passion. at one point i remember ambush riding me and having a full blown conversation with gunner. hell gunner is smoking a cigarette and pass it to ambush for a puff while she still is riding me. wtf.

ch: b* can't yaw see where making a love scene here. i need emotional content. wait a minute! yaw can't understand what i'm saying. nevermind! carry-on.

fuck this! i transformed to galvetron and took charge. told ambush to get off, hey gunner take that cigarette out your got damn mouth, get on all fours and arch your back. i grab hold of that perky waist so she couldn't run away and grudge fuck the shit out of her like my man ryatt.

ch: no no no mami! don't fucking move. ima get this nut! believe that.

afterwards we both was breathing and sweating hard like we just played 48mins of basketball.

gunner: you fuck good.

ch: yeah whatever! here's your money. get the fuck out.

they both look at me like what's wrong. i'm looking at them like are yaw fucking serious. yaw were just having a full conversation an smoking cigarettes while yaw were fucking me. really?

even if i spoke creole they still wouldn't understand the reason. there truly hardcore putas and there's no turning back. so as the ladies start to get dress i see the biggest roach i've ever seen. for a sec i thought it was rocking a gold chain.

suge roach: yo what's up!

ch: what the fuck you mean what's up!

suge roach: ooh it's like that!

ch: muthafucka!

suge roach goes into defense mode and pretends he's dead. i put on my timberlands and proceed to do my best bruce lee finishing move. you know the move when lee jumps in the air and comes down hard on his opponents chest. well that's the type of move i'ma need to do if i'm going to finish this big bastard.

all you heard was a loud crackling sound. craccck! yeah suge is finish. the girls look at me like i was crazy. whatever. isn't it time for yaw to leave. it's going on 4am and i had to wake up lady madame so she could unlock the front gate.

after they left i relax on the bed thinking well atleast i'll get a good night sleep. little did i know while i was sleeping there were critters ready and hungry for my ass. we call them mosquitos.

trip report day 2: forcing it in haiti coming soon

**Mr Gogo** · 04-18-13 00:06

I'm flying into Sosua in two days for the Jazz festival. Rumor has it will be on Cabarette beach, outside Osheas. This isn't the big one, details to come for all you Jazz lover's.