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  1. #494
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    Suspected ATM fraud by Scotia Bank

    For 5 years, I have used this Scotia Bank's ATM next to Adelita without any problem. This is the only ATM I used recently.

    After withdrawing cash the last weekend of October, last week a slurry of fraudulent charges were put on the card by a Friend Finder Network in London, UK.

    The bank's fraud dept contacted me and canceled the card, but this week another outfit named "Meeting Network" in Dublin, Ireland put on another slurry of fraud charges.

    Since Scotia Bank is headquartered in Toronto, Canada, it is likely that the crooks in UK and Ireland hacked into their internet communication and got the card info.

  2. #493
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    Amerioca de Rio de Janeiro

    Your mail box is full. You need to delete dem X-rated emails from dem slutty Rio girls.

    Hope you are doing OK and not knock over your head and robbed where you are.

    Looking forward to hearing your spicy stories from the sexy land of Rio.

  3. #492
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    Ratero attacks on Nino Heroes

    Was with a bro checking out the "Grandma" track on Nino Heroes South of Coahuila alley. This stretch of sidewalk has fewer street vendors with lots of dark spots that can be ideal spots for rateros to spring ambushes. It's the hang out of mostly older and obese girls that I never had the need to walk over.

    Found an older guy, wearing nice clothes, sitting against the store front with his head dripping blood. He was vomiting big loads on the sidewalk, so he had a severe head injury. Looked like he was hit over the head and robbed. Lots of people would just walked past the guy as if nothing had happened. There were 4 cops hovering over him trying to help. It was a robbery, not a fight as the other party was not seen.

    A few weeks ago, the same scenario happened on Ninos hereos, at the crowded and well lighted spot right next to the popular taco stand and mariscos stalls near Coahuila. There were also 4 cops hanging around trying to help. I thought then that he got into a fight with someone, but now it looks more like he was beaten over his head and robbed.

    Looks like the risks of getting knocked / choked and robbed are quite high, even at crowded and well lighted spots with police presence. So the bros should be extra careful and not hanging out the streets too much. It's safer to stay inside the bars than hang out on the streets.

    If you have to be on the streets, eating, walking etc. Keep you back against the walls for safety, be aware of guys approaching you, stay alert and be ready to fight back. A quick kick in the balls and successive quick punches on the face may save your ass and your wallet. (Well, big-mouthed pussies like Moody and OAH would most likely just take down their pants and bare their hairy butts for the pleasures of rateros, hehehe). Don't count on Mexican pedestrians or cops to intervene on your behalf. They would just keep eating their tacos and walk right past you.

    The bro said the filthy, old, aggressive begging woman, named Yolanda, who spit on the taco stand some time back, was ran over by a trask truck and killed on Ninos Heroes. There are fewer beggars and they are less aggressive this week.

  4. #491
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    Neveda brothels Chicken Ranch and sherri's Ranch, PahRump, NV

    Was in Las Vegas this weekend. Took a quick run to Parhump to look at the legal brothels in Pahrump, about 50 miles South West of Las Vegas, off freeway 15.

    There was no guy at the Chicken Ranch. The Madame brought out a line up of 6 women, all were old, large, lumpy, tattooed. I did not even want to look at left alone fucking these cows. So beat a quick retreat.

    Went to Sherri's Ranch about 500 yards down the street. Larger and classier joint with a bar. Beers were $5 while ogling 8 girls. Only 1 worth fucking. Her name was Sarah, tall, slim, short blonde hair. Said she was originally from Russia. 2 girls took us for a tour of the facility with hot tub, bubble, strip pole and a dungeon. They show us a menu of about 12 sex acts to choose from. The 2 girls emphasized they love each other pussy and would love to party with us.

    All girls are independent contractors who live on the premises for 2 weeks then go home for 2 weeks. Took the pretty Sarah to her room for negotiation. She wanted $600 for straight sex. I told her ready lost most of my money in Vegas, having only $150 left. She said house minimum is $200 with which she will bare her boobs and give me a hand job. I declined. She immediately stood up and walk back to the bar, suggesting I can put the big fee on my CC. No thanks. No girls are worth that much for a fuck.

    Madame talked to me, told me to wait while she asks other girls who would work with my fund. I told her I only like Sarah so she should not waste her time.

    Interesting experience, but I can book many young pretty sexy girls from Backpage for $80 for the fuck of my life. I don't need to drive all the way to the boondocks to fuck ugly, lumpy women for big money. So, fuck the Neveda's legal brothel. Hope the women don't die of starvation while waiting for the next john to drive in.

  5. #490
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    The eggroll peddling girl

    i was eating a taco at the popular joint at the corner of ninos heroes and coiahuila when a tiny chinese girl, in shabby clothes, was pushing a small baby stroller down the street. the stroller was so small i thought it was a toy stroller, but close it was a real stroller with a small 6-pack cooler in it.

    she opened the cooler showing me a dozen eggrolls inside. i would eat food sold by licensed carts but never anything from peddlers, especially those selling them from a tiny baby stroller. she speaks spanish, said 5 pesos a piece. i gave her 50 cents. she put the eggroll on my plate then squirted some red pepper sauce on it. she would have to sell hundreds of them all day to make $10 profit. i felt very sad for the poor girl.

    i asked if she was from china. she confirmed. when asked if she lives here, she gestured a half-and-half response. looks like she's one of those illegal chinese smuggled into mexico into those filthy, airtight shipping containers. she was probably raped brutally 20 times a day by the horny crew in the rough sea before she got to mexico. okok, i am dramatizing her circumstances a little.

    she told me her name was cindy. she spoke to me rapidly in pu tong hoa which i did not understand. i was trying to ask how she got to mexico but the language gap was huge. she gave me her phone number. i will call and find out more about her circumstances.

    just one more sad story in life.

  6. #489
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    Sean, Obnoxious old man

    Looks like few people are anxious to make friends with obnoxious old guys like you.

    Quote Originally Posted by SE Asia Joe  [View Original Post]
    Peter[

    Pan, Peter Pan, Peter Pan!

    The very first guy in MONTHS who'd bother to visit you in our li'l cage here. And you got to be so unfriendly?

    No wonder you remain a lonely li'l old man.

    LMAO!

  7. #488
    Quote Originally Posted by One Wing Low  [View Original Post]
    You should buy a cup for your little balls.

    Because this physical therapy regime will be done on you when the Triads get hold of you.
    Awwww.Peter Pan, Peter Pan, Peter Pan!

    The very first guy in MONTHS who'd bother to visit you in our li'l cage here. And you got to be so unfriendly?

    No wonder you remain a lonely li'l old man.

    LMAO!

  8. #487
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    Buy a cup for your little balls

    You should buy a cup for your little balls.

    Because this physical therapy regime will be done on you when the Triads get hold of you.

    Quote Originally Posted by Bnlee2  [View Original Post]
    Here is some good advice you should follow.

    Kick the PA in the balls and then [CodeWord140] on him. That should do him good.

    You could probably throw a bunch of "flying kicks" to the rest of the PA that will try to take you down. You should be able to defend yourself from at least ten of those guys.

  9. #486

    Advice

    Quote Originally Posted by One Wing Low  [View Original Post]
    I took a new street girl to hotel Mini. She looked good from head to toe in a frilly dress.

    Paid $6 to hotel Mini. In the room, she refused to take off her dress, wanted money up front. I would not do it. She must have something to hide under that dress, probably droopy boobs or large scars. Told her "dinero despues," but she insisted on money upfront. I told her I would leave, but she would not back off.

    Went down to the office to demand money back. I've got money back in the same situation before. The woman at the desk refused to refund, wanted me to take another girl as usual. This time there was a young guy wearing the white shirt of "Policia Auxiliare" checking the hotel's registry of the chicas' names (don't now what for?). He was unarmed. He immediately backed the hotel, telling me sternly in Spanish, no refund, take another girl etc.

    He gestured for me and the girl to go out to the alley, for what I did not understand. There was another young guy in white Policia Auxiliare shirt waiting in the alley. While we were trying to communicate, there was some disturbances inside Bar Valentina. The PA told me to wait while he went in. I told the girl I would now give her money upfront, but she declined, saying "autra chica." She was pissed off.

    I poked my head inside Bar Valentina. The PA guy was talking to a young Mexican guy. He took the guy outside, hands on the wall, searched the guy, then pulled out a pair of handcuff to cuff the guy. Damn. I was afraid my discussion with him about the $6 hotel bill would end up like that.

    I would never want to risk spending the night in jail over a $6 dispute. I beat a hasty retreat down the alley, down the alley, into hotel Cascada, out to the other, into a cab, back into the US sovereign soil.

    I want to ask guys who live in Mexico for their objective assessment, whether I was in any danger being arrested by these Policia Auxiliare? They were unarmed but looked mean and had hand cuffs.

    I am thinking of claiming credit the next time I use Hotel Mini.

    What would you do in the same situation.
    Here is some good advice you should follow.

    Kick the PA in the balls and then [CodeWord140] on him. That should do him good.

    You could probably throw a bunch of "flying kicks" to the rest of the PA that will try to take you down. You should be able to defend yourself from at least ten of those guys.

  10. #485
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    Policia Auxiliare

    I took a new street girl to hotel Mini. She looked good from head to toe in a frilly dress.

    Paid $6 to hotel Mini. In the room, she refused to take off her dress, wanted money up front. I would not do it. She must have something to hide under that dress, probably droopy boobs or large scars. Told her "dinero despues," but she insisted on money upfront. I told her I would leave, but she would not back off.

    Went down to the office to demand money back. I've got money back in the same situation before. The woman at the desk refused to refund, wanted me to take another girl as usual. This time there was a young guy wearing the white shirt of "Policia Auxiliare" checking the hotel's registry of the chicas' names (don't now what for?). He was unarmed. He immediately backed the hotel, telling me sternly in Spanish, no refund, take another girl etc.

    He gestured for me and the girl to go out to the alley, for what I did not understand. There was another young guy in white Policia Auxiliare shirt waiting in the alley. While we were trying to communicate, there was some disturbances inside Bar Valentina. The PA told me to wait while he went in. I told the girl I would now give her money upfront, but she declined, saying "autra chica." She was pissed off.

    I poked my head inside Bar Valentina. The PA guy was talking to a young Mexican guy. He took the guy outside, hands on the wall, searched the guy, then pulled out a pair of handcuff to cuff the guy. Damn. I was afraid my discussion with him about the $6 hotel bill would end up like that.

    I would never want to risk spending the night in jail over a $6 dispute. I beat a hasty retreat down the alley, down the alley, into hotel Cascada, out to the other, into a cab, back into the US sovereign soil.

    I want to ask guys who live in Mexico for their objective assessment, whether I was in any danger being arrested by these Policia Auxiliare? They were unarmed but looked mean and had hand cuffs.

    I am thinking of claiming credit the next time I use Hotel Mini.

    What would you do in the same situation.

  11. #484
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    California Highway Patrol on Freeway 5 North bound

    was driving home on freeway 5 at about 2:30am. i was doing about 95mph, in full combat mode with my head on the swivel looking for bandits.

    in the past the chp would try to catch up and follow me. i would know i was being followed and gradually reduce my speed without braking. by the time the fine officers caught up with me, i would be at around legal speed, and the good officers would abandon their efforts. with all the driving to tijuana and back, i was lucky not having had tickets for over 3 years. i never had accidents, only rammed a few times by inept drivers.

    this time i made it all the way from san diego to irvine unrep001hed. i passed many road hoggers, big suv's and pick up trucks, who are so incompetent in operating their vehicles that dmv had no business granting them drivers' license to begin with. i was sure i was not followed by le. suddenly in irvine red and blue beacons flashed and high-intensity search light was beamed on my car.

    i slowed down. the officer was on his pa speaker telling me to exit the freeway. i pulled over, opened all windows to ventilate the beers i had swallowed in tijuana. he came over asking for my license and registration. i handed them over, explaining i had an upset stomach, looking for the nearest toilet, which was partially true. he told me bluntly that "they" had followed me past 3 exits at high speed, clocking me at 87 mph in 65 mph zone, and "they" did not see me wanting to exit. i had le on my tail for miles not knowing. i am slipping in my combat skills!

    he took my docs to his car. there were 2 officers in that patrol car. i resigned to the fine and a boring drivers' class in the smelly, grimy court house. but he came back giving me all docs back, telling me " do me a favor and slow down, please."

    what a nice guy, a gentleman and an officer. he may be one of the bros who hang out in la zona norte incognito. i hope he wins the title "chp officer of the year."

  12. #483
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    Tijuana dining costs

    Dining costs comparison:

    El Cheripan Argentinian Steak house, Zona Rio:

    $5 Leek salad + $18 rib eye steak + $3 beer + $8 red wine + $6 tip = $ 40.

    Taco El Pastor, Zona Roja:

    $7 mariscos coctele + $1. 50 caldo de carne +$1x2 taco el Pastor + $1 tip mariachi =$11. 50.

    In addition, odors from the fine chicas pervade the air around the block, adding significantly to the ambiance. .

    Guess where most of the bros prefer to dine, besides the YMCA?

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    Mexicolindobar. Com

    a few years ago, i dropped into mexico lindo bar somewhere near revolucion to check out their supposedly beautiful women. well, they were mostly older, beefy, ordinary-looking women in their mid 30's to 40's. they look even less attractive than most tijuana housewives. i don't understand why any guy would pay to have sex with these crude women and even praise them beautiful. i was very disappointed and never returned to mexico lindo bar again.

    apparently the bar was closed, and now they work as an escort agency. the girls in their site look very ordinary, same as those in a few other tijuana escort sites. they are nowhere near the caliber of many beauties i can find every time i am in hk club. i would not be so stupid to spend more money on the uglier girls to be molested and tortured by their crude ugliness for longer time.

    i would not waste my time in the shopping mall either. one would have to court these girls and spend money on them for a long time before one can hope to have any action. and when one has the actions, their novios may get jealous and drive a long knife through your stomach. or these girls may trap the guys with pregnancies, babies, heartfelt stories etc. in other words, wasting lots of money, time and put up with lots of dramas and headache for very little pleasures.

    i would just hang out in the hk bar waiting for the right beauties to walk by, then i would buy her / them a few ficha drinks and try to figure out if she would get red hot and drippy wet upstairs. hehehe. this is the preferred modus operandi for the perverts who cannot get much out of any meaningful relationship with their pigeon spanish, and who would favor quick, passionate and sensual actions with the chicas in bed.

    hooker bars like hk, adelita, chicago etc. can actually release a lot of stress, pressure, sexual frustration for men and women of america, contributing to the economy, helping to pay down the federal deficits. with these clubs, guys like arnold would not have to sneak around, fucking old, ugly house keepers in the toilets and totally lost their dignity.

    too many fine people in america have been destroyed by the over jealous repression and persecution of normal sexual needs by a few frigid and hypocritical tight asses. the time is right for red-blooded americans to organize to put in the upcoming ballot the 14th amendment to the us constitution, recognizing sexual freedom as a basic right similar to freedom of speech, or freedom of congregation.

    let all horny men and women of america unite.

    shit! i digress!

    Quote Originally Posted by jrzmong
    mexicolindobar site.

    hey what is wroing with all of you, i enter this site site. mexicolindobar. com and it looks like a fail site, like a girls posing sexy big time fail site, i mean come one except 1 or 2 the rest are really fugly, who the hell is hiring this girls?

    i invite anyone here to take a stroll at the bigger malls in tijuana and you will see real cuties spinner thin and young girls.

    most of the girls on that site are ugly, fat many of them old.

  14. #481
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    The beautiful Tijuana escorts

    This bro Rocco sounds like a local guy with lots of good intelligence.

    I met some young girls at La Pulgas with indeed breath-taking beauty. Rosella HK stripper is one of those with exquisite beauty and fresh, sweet personalities. But she doesn't go upstairs. For now anyway, she's saving her sexuality exclusively for her dopey boyfriend.

    I am guessing that there must be many girls in Tijuana, as beautiful as Rosella, who would do discreet independent escort with GFE, rather than showing their naked bodies to the whole town in strip clubs, or selling cheap wholesale sex in the alley.

    The girls with pics in Tijuana escort sites just don't look very good. Sexytijuana dot com shows only a few good-looking young girls; the rest are just ordinary, some even ugly looking. I just hate to spend all night, risking my ass, going from apartments to apartments in Tijuana slums only to find the fat, old, ugly, smelly women like some of the pics in this thread.

    So what's the best and easiest ways find some escorts as beautiful as HK's Rosella?

    Quote Originally Posted by Rocco Sifredi
    Even better might be some independent escorts, there are some very beautiful, can give full GFE for 45 dlls in her location.

    But sg's is very expensive for the service they give.

    Sg's and some independent escorts are the best in Tijuana.

  15. #480
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    The Nazi Party's fund raising efforts

    you probably should think twice before telling shp in their faces that they suck tijuana's donkeys ' dicks. some kinky perverts in the chp patrol cars may think that is an excellent idea. hehehe. otoh they may nail you for some offenses, like disturbing the peace, disorderly conducts, assaulting officers with dirty instruments etc. you don't want to tell or do anything against the neo nazis. just let your wealthy attorneys handle the system.

    i was lucky i got 2 close calls with chp recently.

    2 months ago i was jack rabbiting at high speed on fwy 5 in san diego towards tijuana's sexy bars. it was getting dark; i was impatient to get there for a couple beers and to caress and to sniff the sexy, beautiful and perfumed bodies of a few favorite girls, so i was weaving aggressively around traffic. another car was following me in aggressive high-speed maneuver. suddenly the dark night was filled with blue and red lights. the chp successfully intercepted the guy who followed me. i was lucky.

    the second time i was following a high-performance sports car zigzagging around traffic at high speed in broad day light on fwy 5 in the farm land near fresno. a chp patrol car was following us silently then zipped up at pulled over the sports car. there was actually perfect justice with chp, as far as i can see. all these years of screwing tijuana's sexy chicas may have develop an invisible aura around my car. .

    with a slumping economy and ball-breaking budget deficits at all levels of government, it's becoming obvious that police forces have become the instruments for states and municipalities to raise revenues by handing out more traffic tickets before preventing crimes. arnold must have been whispering into chp officers' ears to go out and save the state budget so he can go home and have a pop for free with his house keeper before his wife gets home. hehehe.

    too bad, arnold could have had better.looking girls in tijuana for no more than $20 a pop. but he was stuck in sexless sacto, ended up losing the respect of his own children, his wife and most of california residents. who would trust a pervert who would sneak around and fuck his old, ugly house keeper right in his own home?

    with the federal budget deficit into the trillion dollars with no hope of ever paying off, the federal government has also been very aggressive in raising revenue. the federal aviation admin has probably been tasked with finding some ways, any ways, to nail the ornery and obstinate aircraft drivers to raise some serious money for the federal coffer. the faa probably has federal marshals flying super sonic jets, patrolling the airways for errant pilots flying to fast, too slow, too low, too high, flying funny, flying with one wing low etc. .

    if money has been known to corrupt our democratic election process, it can easily corrupt any government in dire needs. .

    Quote Originally Posted by phordphan
    yes. today i saw one of those cocksuckers on his gay little bmw. he was on a short stretch of road, near the house. i've lived here for ages and never seen a cop on that stretch. but it's downhill, and sometimes people exceed the 40 mph speed limit. so, this little faggot was sitting on his bike waiting for public enemy #1 to come by, busting the speed limit by 5, or, omg. 6 mph. again, chp sucks striped tijuana donkey dicks. and i'll say that to their face.

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