One Wing Low in Tijuana

[One Wing Low]

That's a few doors from the old Nikki's.

I like big Butt also reported his choke hold in that area last week.

Looks like Tijuana's economy has deteriorated worse recently. There were choke holds and robberies reported frequently. Have to be more careful and just stick to the main bars.

Some poor guy named Dimone was a victim of a chokehold robbery twice in 3 years, both times on Primera (aka Articulo 123) about a third of a block west of Constitution. First time was about 9:30 PM on north side of street with lots of people around. Second time was on south side of street. His chokeholds happened in 1996 and 1999.

[Rosco2]

I Like Big Butts reported he was victim of an attempted choke hold at 4 PM on Art 123 near hotel Enva. Lucky he fought it off, or he would have been unconscious on the sidewalk with his pants and shoes stolen.

Some poor guy named Dimone was a victim of a chokehold robbery twice in 3 years, both times on Primera (aka Articulo 123) about a third of a block west of Constitution. First time was about 9:30 PM on north side of street with lots of people around. Second time was on south side of street. His chokeholds happened in 1996 and 1999.

[One Wing Low]

OK, you guys are the brothels experts. You had your fun with my lack of knowledge of Nevada geography and the brothels' scenes.

I thought Nevada only has a few brothel towns near Las Vegas and Reno, never knew there are brothels way out in the boondocks. Who the hell way out in the stick would pay to fuck anyone except their own cows?

Nevada should have brothel towns right off freeway 15 next to California border, near Barrack's new fancy and ridiculous solar energy plant with acres of large shiny mirrors that miraculously never get dirty and smudgy in the desert sand. Then they can perhaps snag a few broke and horny California gamblers on their way home to their pissed off wives.

About 2 years ago I visited 3 brothels in Pahrump, 60 miles West of Las Vegas. Today only 2 are still open: the Chicken Ranch and Sherri's Ranch.

Per Wikipedia, " The Chicken Ranch is a legal, licensed brothel located about 60 miles (97 km) west of Las Vegas near the town of Pahrump, in Nye County, at 10511 Homestead Road. The 17 bed brothel sits on 40 acres of land."

The route to the brothels went through a few small towns in the middle of the dark and deep desert. Even with the GPS, you can easily get lost at night. We arrived at the Chicken Ranch about 11 PM. The place was a tract house on a dirt road with a large living room decorated country style. The madam woke the women up and presented to us. All 5 women were the old, big, crude, beefy types that I would no way want to fuck even for free, or if they pay me big money. We made a hasty retreat and drove down the road to Sherri's ranch.

Sherri's ranch is a bigger and more stylish operation with a huge living room decorated like lawyers' offices, with leather sofas and oil paintings on the wall. It has a good sized bar with mixed drinks and $5 beers, and a large playroom with a pool table in the middle, definitely designed for older guys.

There were 5 or 6 girls in the place, may be 3 above average. We were sitting at the bar drinking beers. The girls would walk by or sit at the bar staring at us, flirting, inviting business. I felt rude that we did not invite the girls for drinks, being unsure how much they would charge for ladies' drinks. There was only 1 other stooped old man there, walking with a cane, gawking at the girls.

The best-looking girl was introduced as Russian but spoke English with no accent. Turned out she was third-gen Russian living Los Angeles. She showed us the facilities, the stripper room with the dance pole, the dungeon room, the bungalows, then her own room which she would stay in for a few weeks each time to fuck guys.

She produced a sex menu of various acts with 1 or 2 girls with outrageous prices like $1000 for a threesome. She wanted $500 for straight sex, then reduced to $400 when I balked. She asked me how much I wanted to spend. My friend told me to say I lost all my money in the casinos and had only $100 left. She declined in disgust and quickly took me back to the madam.

The madam was trying to negotiate with the other girls if one of them would take $100 for sex or a blow job, but I sensed the women's desperation and lost my sexual appetite.

I really feel sorry for the women who work these legal brothels. They probably have to pay rent for their rooms and find it hard to make a living. Here are the Sheri's Ranch girls pics. Not sure if any of them would be there at any time.

These brothels would send a limo to pick up johns in Las Vegas, but not too many people would waste an hour driving out to the boondocks when there are plenty of good-looking young girls hooking in casinos, bars and on the strip. The legal brothels are definitely dying or already dead.

My Chinese friend from ShenZhen called in a $100 blonde from a color brochure handed out on the strip. She only stripped at $100 then upsold him a $400 covered sex. The guy has access to the best-looking young girls in Southern China but went crazy like he was in heaven with these good-looking blonde Latinas every time I took him to Tijuana.

He was watching Tiffany dancing on the old bar and had to fuck her at all cost. She has a pretty face, curly blonde hair, perfectly round natural be cups and long, sex legs. She would sile the sweetest shy smiles at guys she knows. I asked her for $80 session in the hotel with her promise to give him a good time with nude pictures. He was anxious to go to the room but did the deed very quickly and went down to HK, complaining that she was just laying there, doing nothing.

Tiffany can be a very nice, sweet, sexy, pretty girl. I think it was more his fault not making her feel loved and wanted. So she was cold in bed.

[GolfSexRroll]

Did you meet ILBB? You know him?

He said he easily threw off the choke hold. He must be a big guy. Most victims did not get off easy.

I only know a couple of guys on this and the other forum. I am a loner when it comes to mongering! I am always around 2 times a week daytime, but I don't think anyone knows who I am. I did not see any other Gringos in the area. Like I said saw Estrella at 4 pm, walked around the zona and it was quiet, I talked to Estrella at 4:30 as I was leaving Enva and going home and she did not say anything about any commotion in the area. It may of happened down farther past Nicky's or the bakery. Is I posted before I have not seen any Ratero activity in the daylight hours anywhere in that area. Of course the cops are always rounding up locals in their pick-up trucks!

[One Wing Low]

Did you meet ILBB? You know him?

He said he easily threw off the choke hold. He must be a big guy. Most victims did not get off easy.

The day this happened I was staying at Enva. I was in and out all afternoon. In fact just about that time Estrella was outside and I talked to her and she did not mention anything. Just saying / I am not the Ratero!

[GolfSexRroll]

Tijuana is not completely risk-free.

In the other Tijuana web site, I Like Big Butts reported he was victim of an attempted choke hold at 4 PM on Art 123 near hotel Enva. Lucky he fought it off, or he would have been unconscious on the sidewalk with his pants and shoes stolen.

It's safe to take a taxi from the border to the hotel Cascada, stay around that block and don't wander off too far. You still need to watch your back in that block.

SlickVick.

Be Cool

The day this happened I was staying at Enva. I was in and out all afternoon. In fact just about that time Estrella was outside and I talked to her and she did not mention anything. Just saying / I am not the Ratero!

[One Wing Low]

Tijuana is not completely risk-free.

In the other Tijuana web site, I Like Big Butts reported he was victim of an attempted choke hold at 4 PM on Art 123 near hotel Enva. Lucky he fought it off, or he would have been unconscious on the sidewalk with his pants and shoes stolen.

It's safe to take a taxi from the border to the hotel Cascada, stay around that block and don't wander off too far. You still need to watch your back in that block.

SlickVick.

Be Cool

They know tourists sometimes carry money belts around their wastes, thighs, or arms, and that may be why Tijuana muggers sometimes remove their victims' pants and shoes, probably looking for money belts worn on the waste or thigh, and money in the socks. I'll try not to have bulky pockets. Maybe I'll wear my worn-out jeans with holes, and a dull, fading shirt with holes. The stoner look probably pays. Man, I don't like walking around in stroll areas. Much prefer wearing a suit of armor, also known as a car, but the Tijuana stroll doesn't seem conducive to cars.

No need to over think it. I was like that too where I would look at my clothes and think what is the best way to go. Most people I see are actually in t-shirts, jeans and tennis shoes. I wear jeans, polo shirts and casual shoes. No need to dress like a bum. Just wear regular stuff. Once you are there you will see you worried for nothing.

As for being a target. I live in Chicago. I've felt safer walking down articulo 123 at 1 AM than I have driving in Chicagos southside. Just stick to your plan, go straight to where you want and enjoy!

[One Wing Low]

Hi Leo,

Would be fun to meet the bros and have a beer or two.

Statman may bring his latest fiancee over to formally introduce to you. Hehe.

Hi, el capitand.

Always enjoy your reports. Possibly I will see you on Friday evening in HK, just to say Hi. Cheers!

[Leo Ryder]

I used to be a journalist. So I always stick my nose into everything in the world, my favorites include the soft, sexy, fragrant crotches of pretty young girls.

I always take pictures everywhere I go, and I would fight it out for my rights to take a many pictures as I damn please. Tijuana's Zona Norte is no exception.

There are no laws against taking pictures in La Zona. Just be nice and respect the needs of the chicas and the bros to protect their identities in this area of ill repute.

Was trying to add pics of La Zona Norte, but I would have to resize every one of them. Too much work. So will do it later.

Hi, el capitáand.

Always enjoy your reports. Possibly I will see you on Friday evening in HK, just to say Hi. Cheers!

[One Wing Low]

I used to be a journalist. So I always stick my nose into everything in the world, my favorites include the soft, sexy, fragrant crotches of pretty young girls.

I always take pictures everywhere I go, and I would fight it out for my rights to take a many pictures as I damn please. Tijuana's Zona Norte is no exception.

There are no laws against taking pictures in La Zona. Just be nice and respect the needs of the chicas and the bros to protect their identities in this area of ill repute.

Was trying to add pics of La Zona Norte, but I would have to resize every one of them. Too much work. So will do it later.

[One Wing Low]

My wingman posted the info on the other site for me.

I was the pilot and the guilty party; he was the copilot. He's afraid of even walking around the HK block to eat, so he was shaking and his seat when the moto cop was on our ass. Hehe.

If my car did not have a dead battery in it, I would have played the chicken game with this pinche moto cop. He was afraid of getting caught on cameras taking bribes across the street from Chicago Club.

I remember his face but did not take down his moto number. I can still go to sindicura to screw him up with my witness.

I feel much safer now in Tijuana with their cops trained by LAPD and have become a lot cleaner and more professional. The newbies should query details out of Tijuana old timers in this site to improve their safety and maximize their funs when they are and Tijuana.

I only speak a few words in Spanish but always feel safe and have good times with the fun, friendly, helpful people of Mexico. Just look at those cheering and laughing HK parking attendants in the pic after jump starting my car.

I just hope the drug cartel scourge will end soon so we can all relax and enjoy the hospitality of Mexicans and the beauty and loving sexiness of her chicas. Hehehe.

I took lots of pictures around La Zone Norte. Nobody ever gave me any problems. Mexicans are happy to pose for you. Just don't take straight, close up facials of putas and they won't get pissed.

Now you have me curious if you posted this story on another Tijuana website, because I just read almost the exact same story somewhere else. If it wasn't you then I guess this seems to be a regular scam Tijuana motor cops are pulling. In the past I have been told if you are stopped by a motor cop they are pretty much by the book, don't even try to buy your way out of a ticket. So much for that theroy.

[One Wing Low]

I really fucked up giving money to this pinche moto cop. It's the first time I had to give Tijuana cops money, in the day time no less.

But the allegedly-new battery in the car did not hold charge. It was just jumped started by the HK parking attendants. So if I drove to the station, I would have to wait for hours for the ticket, then hours more to jump start the car. Damn, I was having too many problems at the same time.

I urge other bros to resist bribing Tijuana cops and take the time to see the judge make the cops give up. Worst case you may even get thrown in jail for bribing cops. Damn. There shoudl be judges sitting at the station 24/7. If my car was in good shape, I would have dared the cop and went along with him until he gives up, then turn around screwing a few more chicas before heading home.

Years ago when the cops were far more corrupt, I was stopped many times after midnight on that dark street in front of the Purple Rain. Cops carrying automatic weapons were searching my car and shaking me down. I did not give in, and they just left me after begging for " cerveza money. ".

So I do urge other bros not to bribe the cops and fight it out to the end. Seeing the judge would be cheaper and safer then bribing the cops. Damn, I am pissed off at the car dealer who installed a bad battery in my car and myself for giving in to this moto cop.

Thanks for mentioning the SENTRI route via Calle 8. The SENTRI line on Sunday noon stretched out to Padre Kino rotary, and took about 20 minutes. If you carry any passengers in the car without SENTRI or GLOBAL ENTRY credentials, CBP will send you into secondary inspection which will take a few hours. Repeat offenders will get their cards yanked!

Mexican people in Tijuana are mostly fun, friendly, honest and helpful like these HK parking attendants who got a big kick out of successfully jump starting my car. I only speak a few words in Spanish, but feel safe and have lots of fun with the people in Tijuana.

Since you drive over Tijuana often, do post more info and directions for safe, quick driving over and back. Your truthful and objective info will definitely help the newbies to take necessary precautions so they can relax, enjoy Tijuana and her people more, and avoid problems and inconveniences.

Smooth move, Ex-Lax. Now you've simply encouraged him, and other pinche motherfucking rateros like him.

The fine for cell phone use, IIRC, is between about $25 and $65. You should ask him to issue you a ticket. BTW, they are payable in Tijuana and San Diego. He would have refused, at which point you would go see the judge. It would be worth a couple hours to see him explain to the judge why he wouldn't issue you a ticket. Worst case you would have been issued a fine, probably much less than you paid. Best case the judge would have tossed it.

BTW, it doesn't take 30 minutes to get to the SENTRI line. Take Calle 8 all the way to where it ends, turn right and make a left at the light. Proceed north and it dead-ends onto Padre Kino.

[Baxter Slade]

Was driving back at about noon approaching the arc. Saw a moto cop stopping a California car, so was driving very conservatively.

Took the mobile phone out of the pocket to get comfortable, saw the missed calls message, so quickly glance at the screen. Boom! The moto cop was on my ass telling me to pull over. He's the old gruffy guy with a big mustache.

He speaks broken English, telling me I was talking on phone while driving, and to follow him to the station to see a judge with potential 3,000-peso fine. I denied the charge and mention $20. He was shaking his head, mocking me ". Only $20 ? Then told me to follow him to the station. I know any fine would be more like 300 pesos, not 3,000, but I don't need to spend a few hours at the station to see the judge.

He led us back to Coahuila. I was beeping my horn for him to stop. He finally stopped and motioned for me to park across the street from Chicago Club. I told him we had $48 left. He checked out the pile, gesturing and saying too many cameras here. He then asked us to wrap the money in paper and took it. He asked us where we were heading so he could escort us there, presumably to avoid another tickets. He he zipped away from us near the Cathedral on Ninos Heroes. We had to spend half an hour driving around in downtown Tijuana to find the SENTRI lane back to the US.

Damnn I thought I was good. But this is the first time I have been screwed by Tijuana cop and had to give in to their demand.

Now you have me curious if you posted this story on another Tijuana website, because I just read almost the exact same story somewhere else. If it wasn't you then I guess this seems to be a regular scam Tijuana motor cops are pulling. In the past I have been told if you are stopped by a motor cop they are pretty much by the book, don't even try to buy your way out of a ticket. So much for that theroy.

[Phordphan]

Was driving back at about noon approaching the arc. Saw a moto cop stopping a California car, so was driving very conservatively.

Took the mobile phone out of the pocket to get comfortable, saw the missed calls message, so quickly glance at the screen. Boom! The moto cop was on my ass telling me to pull over. He's the old gruffy guy with a big mustache.

He speaks broken English, telling me I was talking on phone while driving, and to follow him to the station to see a judge with potential 3,000-peso fine. I denied the charge and mention $20. He was shaking his head, mocking me ". Only $20 ? Then told me to follow him to the station. I know any fine would be more like 300 pesos, not 3,000, but I don't need to spend a few hours at the station to see the judge.

He led us back to Coahuila. I was beeping my horn for him to stop. He finally stopped and motioned for me to park across the street from Chicago Club. I told him we had $48 left. He checked out the pile, gesturing and saying too many cameras here. He then asked us to wrap the money in paper and took it. He asked us where we were heading so he could escort us there, presumably to avoid another tickets. He he zipped away from us near the Cathedral on Ninos Heroes. We had to spend half an hour driving around in downtown Tijuana to find the SENTRI lane back to the US.

Damnn I thought I was good. But this is the first time I have been screwed by Tijuana cop and had to give in to their demand.

Smooth move, Ex-Lax. Now you've simply encouraged him, and other pinche motherfucking rateros like him.

The fine for cell phone use, IIRC, is between about $25 and $65. You should ask him to issue you a ticket. BTW, they are payable in Tijuana and San Diego. He would have refused, at which point you would go see the judge. It would be worth a couple hours to see him explain to the judge why he wouldn't issue you a ticket. Worst case you would have been issued a fine, probably much less than you paid. Best case the judge would have tossed it.

BTW, it doesn't take 30 minutes to get to the SENTRI line. Take Calle 8 all the way to where it ends, turn right and make a left at the light. Proceed north and it dead-ends onto Padre Kino.

[One Wing Low]

Was driving back at about noon approaching the arc. Saw a moto cop stopping a California car, so was driving very conservatively.

Took the mobile phone out of the pocket to get comfortable, saw the missed calls message, so quickly glance at the screen. Boom! The moto cop was on my ass telling me to pull over. He's the old gruffy guy with a big mustache.

He speaks broken English, telling me I was talking on phone while driving, and to follow him to the station to see a judge with potential 3,000-peso fine. I denied the charge and mention $20. He was shaking his head, mocking me ". Only $20 ? Then told me to follow him to the station. I know any fine would be more like 300 pesos, not 3,000, but I don't need to spend a few hours at the station to see the judge.

He led us back to Coahuila. I was beeping my horn for him to stop. He finally stopped and motioned for me to park across the street from Chicago Club. I told him we had $48 left. He checked out the pile, gesturing and saying too many cameras here. He then asked us to wrap the money in paper and took it. He asked us where we were heading so he could escort us there, presumably to avoid another tickets. He he zipped away from us near the Cathedral on Ninos Heroes. We had to spend half an hour driving around in downtown Tijuana to find the SENTRI lane back to the US.

Damnn I thought I was good. But this is the first time I have been screwed by Tijuana cop and had to give in to their demand.