One Wing Low Adelita Bar Reports

[One Wing Low]

Went in Adelita with a wing man 9 PM the first Friday after New Year.

The bar is pretty dark. You really cannot see grandmas from pigs.

There were perhaps half a dozen women in the bar, none look attractive enough to spend 5 minutes with. We just walked.

[Member #4450]

Not true that the chicas would fall in love with any guy who gives them money.

If they think you are OK, IE not a cheap, abusive asshole, they can give you very nice sessions. If they hate you, they can just star fish, close their eyes, fart out of their asses, let you do all the work, or worse yet, they can act up so badly in bed and make you feel you are screwing a hungry bear. Hehe.

The putas all have BFs they are so deeply in love with, that they would wear the pussies out to bring home food, booze, drugs, sex. A lot of the best-looking ones get pregnant, not by mongers but by their BFs or padrotes, and leave the profession.

Gee man I think you take every thread you read too seriously the fall in love was just an expression not a fact.

[Captain Solo]

Not true that the chicas would fall in love with any guy who gives them money.

If they think you are OK, IE not a cheap, abusive asshole, they can give you very nice sessions. If they hate you, they can just star fish, close their eyes, fart out of their asses, let you do all the work, or worse yet, they can act up so badly in bed and make you feel you are screwing a hungry bear. Hehe.

The putas all have BFs they are so deeply in love with, that they would wear the pussies out to bring home food, booze, drugs, sex. A lot of the best-looking ones get pregnant, not by mongers but by their BFs or padrotes, and leave the profession.

This is so stupid the girls don't give a shit who you are just put a $20 between her tits and she will fall in love don't need no actor you can be shrek they don't care but the donkey gets more pussy.

[Member #4450]

La Zona chicas probably would not know who or what Russel Crowe is, that you want to be.

They probably think it's a new brand of super-absorbent tampon made in USA, and you want to be treated as such.

This is so stupid the girls don't give a shit who you are just put a $20 between her tits and she will fall in love don't need no actor you can be shrek they don't care but the donkey gets more pussy.

[Captain Solo]

La Zona chicas probably would not know who or what Russel Crowe is, that you want to be.

They probably think it's a new brand of super-absorbent tampon made in USA, and you want to be treated as such.

Ok now that we become gay I pick Russell Crowe in Gladiator LOL.

[Member #4450]

George Clooney.

I don't want to be the stiff and phony Antonio Banderas, even if I can fuck Melanie Griffith 5 times a day for free.

I think Benicio Del Toro is one of the coolest, most expressive actor anywhere.

Ok now that we become gay I pick Russell Crowe in Gladiator LOL.

[Captain Solo]

George Clooney.

I don't want to be the stiff and phony Antonio Banderas, even if I can fuck Melanie Griffith 5 times a day for free.

I think Benicio Del Toro is one of the coolest, most expressive actor anywhere.

Well it depends on your age are you about George Clooney age or Justin Bieber?

[Member #4450]

I got to use this trick.

Who are the hottest and sexiest Mexican actors?

Well it depends on your age are you about George Clooney age or Justin Bieber?

[Captain Solo]

It's very strange.

Every time I told the chicas I was Horny Traveler in the flesh, they all started howling like female dogs in heat. Hehe.

Just tell her to pretend she's with hornytraveler she will be like a wild animal no girl can resist that I'm too sexy for my shirt.

[Member #4450]

I often tell a chica to pretend that they're having sex with their favorite movie star, husband, boyfriend, etc. This worked very well from my experience. Hell, I even ask what their names are to play that role. Damn, maybe I should be the one getting paid since they never say my name when they come.

Just tell her to pretend she's with hornytraveler she will be like a wild animal no girl can resist that I'm too sexy for my shirt.

[Captain Solo]

I got to use this trick.

Who are the hottest and sexiest Mexican actors?

I often tell a chica to pretend that they're having sex with their favorite movie star, husband, boyfriend, etc. This worked very well from my experience. Hell, I even ask what their names are to play that role. Damn, maybe I should be the one getting paid since they never say my name when they come.

[Jackie888]

Don't know how that midget would manage to satisfy the chicas' ravenous sexual appetites.

The chicas have so much sex that it's very hard for them to get aroused and climax. They would have to use lots of sex toys and kinky sex acts to get off. I met a very good-looking girl in Hollywood who had problems climaxing. I had to work hard with my fingers on her clit and pussy for half hour to bring her off. Then I stuck my dick into her wet, throbbing pussy.

She was so grateful. But apparently women can have clitoral climax easily just by pressing a vibrator on the pelvic area above their clits. Some get off by having their clits and labia sucked.

I often tell a chica to pretend that they're having sex with their favorite movie star, husband, boyfriend, etc. This worked very well from my experience. Hell, I even ask what their names are to play that role. Damn, maybe I should be the one getting paid since they never say my name when they come.

[Captain Solo]

Don't know how that midget would manage to satisfy the chicas' ravenous sexual appetites.

The chicas have so much sex that it's very hard for them to get aroused and climax. They would have to use lots of sex toys and kinky sex acts to get off. I met a very good-looking girl in Hollywood who had problems climaxing. I had to work hard with my fingers on her clit and pussy for half hour to bring her off. Then I stuck my dick into her wet, throbbing pussy.

She was so grateful. But apparently women can have clitoral climax easily just by pressing a vibrator on the pelvic area above their clits. Some get off by having their clits and labia sucked.

Hehe we should get free samples too. You know I heard the girls in AB talking about the midget working in there got one of the girls pregnant but I'm not sure if it's true so I guess some meseros get bareback freebies.

[Member #4450]

The putas sometimes hand out free "samples."

Hehe we should get free samples too. You know I heard the girls in AB talking about the midget working in there got one of the girls pregnant but I'm not sure if it's true so I guess some meseros get bareback freebies.

[Member #4450]

The putas sometimes hand out free "samples."

Hehe we should get free samples too.