One Wing Low Adelita Bar Reports

[Surfnk9]

are better than the best days at work....

I wear my jungle hat in bars just to look tough. So when you see me, introduce yourself and we can suck up the beers while swapping combat stories. That is, hands-to-hands, legs-to-legs combat with the chicas...hehehe.

Wish you would have posted this sooner. I've seen you before, too bad I didn't know. Would have loved to sip some suds and compare notes. Your hat is easy to remember.

[MonterreyDude]

"What does panocha mean literally?"

...... Pussy.

Nothing else, nothing more.

That's what I meant to ask..

What does panocha mean literally?

The guy who sells clams cocktail keeps saying, panocha... His hairy clams are juicy and delicious...

[One Wing Low]

That's what I meant to ask..

What does panocha mean literally?

The guy who sells clams cocktail keeps saying, panocha... His hairy clams are juicy and delicious...

Lol, some good ones. Well, lets see...

Please wash your pussy. Translation; Por Favor lava tu vagina.
Translation; Pour fah-bor lob-a two vah-hee-nah.
NOTE if you want to say it using the vulgar version of the word pussy, then change vagina to Panocha(pah-no-cha)

Well hopefully these will come of some help

[One Wing Low]

are better than the best days at work....

I wear my jungle hat in bars just to look tough. So when you see me, introduce yourself and we can suck up the beers while swapping combat stories. That is, hands-to-hands, legs-to-legs combat with the chicas...hehehe.

OWL,
Thanks Bro! I owe you a cerveza. After a crummy day at work, I read this and it turned the day around.

[Surfnk9]

Your tranlations are very helpful. How about these?

I wanna BBBJ

Dont bite my dick/balls

I wanna BBBJ. Translation; Quiero que me chupes.

Pronounciation; key-air-oh ke meh choo-pez

NOTES: Don't see a point in explaining that it should be a covered bj so I just wrote it basically as, "I want you to give me a bj."

BBBJ is for a bare back blow job, so one way to say it is
" Por favor chupame sin condom."
Please suck me without a condom

Dont bite my dick/balls

Por favor, no muerdas mi pinga/ mis nalgas.
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[Cerveza Mas]

OWL,

Thanks Bro! I owe you a cerveza. After a crummy day at work, I read this and it turned the day around.

Your translations are very helpful. How about these?

You have younger sisters?

[One Wing Low]

Your tranlations are very helpful. How about these?

I want you to make love to me
I want you to fuck me
I wanna do missionary
I wanna do doggy
I wanna do Greek
I wanna BBBJ
Your boobs are sexy
Your legs are sexy
Please wash yout pussy
Kiss me in my mouth
Suck my dick
Suck harder
Dont bite my dick/balls
Spread your legs wider
Do it slow
You have younger sisters?

If you have any other phrase you'd like translated, just ask. I'll gladly help.

[One Wing Low]

Many thanks to the bros who responded to my suggestions.

I will be taking a few friends from overseas to sample unique facets of life in Mexico...by ways of Adelita, Hong Kong, New York and Chicago.

If you see a guy with glasses who wears a jungle camouflage hat, by all means come over and introduce yourselves. Would love to meet you guys for a few drinks between sessions.

[Efjayel]

Asking the chicas their names (Commo te llamma?) and the city where they are from ( A donde??? - someone may wanna fix my Spanish here...) with a smile is a very good way to break the ice. They usually warm up a great deal after the initial expressions of interest in them as people and just not fuck machines...

Most of the girls from Ab will usually just offer to go upstairs. I never do. The ones I choose to go up with, I ALWAYS sit them down first, buy them a drink and talk to them first. About myself, ask questions about them, get the mood going. They'll usually be telling me they want to go upstairs, but I just respond with, "whats the rush, let me get to know you some more." And they will usually oblige. This gives me time to feel them up which I love to do and let them feel me up, which I love even more. Except of course when some creepy guy is staring at you getting feeled up. Who the hell are these guys and why don't they get their own girl to sit with them instead of getting off by looking at me? Faggot!

Anyways... While I can't guarantee that this procedure of wanting to get to know them will guarantee you a gfe experience, more than likely it will. Especially if they seem interested in your conversation. Otherwise if they only seem to want to get you upstairs then just tell them it was nice talking to them and send them on their way. The most you lose is the price of a drink. I know, it can be expensive, but I guess no more expensive than buying a random girl a drink in a regular bar. At least here you get to feel them up.

Which actually reminds me of this one chica that came up to me with huge, and I mean huge boobs. Began talking to me so I reached for a "feel" but she caught my hand right before reaching her breast and mentioned that I had to pay first so I could touch them all I want. I refused so she threw my hands back at me and walked away. Glad I didn't comply with her otherwise she would have most likely been one of the rude girls other guys talk about.

One other girl I talked to, I asked her if she had kids. She hesitated her answer at first but then mentioned that she did. I replied back by asking their names and some other questions in a very interested fashion. And she answered my questions also very interested. She really took to it cause she ended up giving me a really nice GFE experience afterwards. Guess she really liked that I was still very interested in her even though I knew she had kids. I made her feel really good in being able to confide in me.

As for the terms in spanish this are a few and how to pronounce them;
I'm by no means a pro at this but its really a very close pronunciation.


What is your name? Translation; Como te llamas?
Pronounced; Co-mo te yam-us

Where are you from? Translation; De donde eres?
Pronounced; De don-de air-es

Would you like a drink? Translation; Quieres tomar algo?
Pronounced; key-air-es toe-mar ahl-go

You look very pretty. Translation; Te ves bien bonita.
Pronounced; Te bes bee-en bo-knee-ta.

Practice and memorize these words. Learn to say the words quickly so you don't look like your forcing these pronunciation from something you saw off the internet

If you have any other phrase you'd like translated, just ask. I'll gladly help.

[Phordphan]

Asking the chicas their names (Commo te llamma?) and the city where they are from ( A donde??? - someone may wanna fix my Spanish here...) with a smile is a very good way to break the ice. They usually warm up a great deal after the initial expressions of interest in them as people and just not fuck machines...

Excellent point!

Don't have a Spanish keyboard.

Como se llama? - What is your name (more formal)
Como te llamas? - What is your name (casual to a friend or child)

Donde vive? - where do you live? (May get "Tijuana" as a response)
Donde su familia vive? - where does your family live?
Donde usted nacio? (accent over the o) - Where were you born?

Quantos ninos tiene? - How many children do you have? (Great conversation starter and a good indication of what things may look like sin ropa)

Rudimentary Spanish will go a LOOOOONG way to improving your GFE. And I have learned a LOT from sitting and chatting with working girls in many countries.

PP

[One Wing Low]

Asking the chicas their names (Commo te llamma?) and the city where they are from ( A donde??? - someone may wanna fix my Spanish here...) with a smile is a very good way to break the ice. They usually warm up a great deal after the initial expressions of interest in them as people and just not fuck machines...

I took a friend from Europe, who is very nice but tense, to Adelita. He was very impressed and wanted to fuck one of the trophy girls. He approached her, but his tense facial expressions and rough body language turned her off. She refused to go upstairs with the guy even when I intervened and asked her repeatedly. So a nice smile will go a long way with the chicas, and will likely buy you a lot of wet pussies, hehehe....

Adelita has a lot better looking chicas than Hong Kong. I dont even wanna spend time in Hong Kong any more because most of the time the girls are just not worth looking at. Some of their strippers are just too fat and flappy they just brutally murder my libido.

I think GFE can be had at Adelita with the trophy girls if we do more home work, share notes about the specific girls, and encourage them to act more like GF....This is after all a very personal and expensive hobby, worth some serious effort and cooperation among the mongering bros. I hope the bros with better Spanish skills will educate these chicas how they can make a lot more money and enjoy themselves more if they act more like GF.

Any more ideas on how we can improve the game in Adelita in our favor????

Went down on Monday to have some dental work done. Afterwards the next stop was La Zona in the afternoon. The alley had slim nice way asks if I want to fuck her. Taking my que from this bulletin board I respond, " No. " She looked surprised, I said, " I want you to fuck me. " She laughed for more than a moment, which made the negotiations enjoyable, but it ended up like all of them, $60 half hour suck and fuck, all covered, no clothes.

My last AB trophy gal was a DFE, but I had had a few beers and I didn’t want to wait any longer, so off we go.

starts rubbing my balls, well that was it. I definitely filled the condom. I wish I could remember her name. Next time I’m there I’ll look for her for a repeat session, and definitely post it for everyone.

[One Wing Low]

Hi Gilgamesh,

Thanks for your info.

The chicas do remember for years whom they fucked, eventhough they fuck hundreds of guys each month. With the high prices we pay, we should share notes on how good or how bad they are. I would definitely wanna avoid a few rude, nasty chicas in Adelita whom I fucked in the past.

The way to get better services is to post your experiences with the names of the girls, the city where they are from, and a brief description what they look like. It makes encounters with these girls more personal.

With your recomendation, I will try Sonya this week, probably Carmilla too.

Could be the same one.
If it is, I HIGHLY recommend. She had just walked in that day and I was between hottie central and the bathroom when she came over to talk.
I almost always go for the "bolt ons" but there was something about her that made me thank God later. She took 50.00 without hesitating, but it was on a weekday I think. Good luck and happy hunting OWL.

[Gilgamesh]

Sonya is the rail-thin and pretty girl who hangs out near the Cabaleros door. She's model type with small breasts.

Carmilla is another pretty one with a curvy body near the bar on the right.

These 2 girls are definitely trophy fucks whom I wanna try. Anybody has any previous experience with them?

Could be the same one.

Thanks CJ you always have good info for all of us on the board.

Today I hit AB in the early afternoon. Saw a few of the regulars I've been with. One I haven't seen in two years and DAMN she's looking like the hottie she is. I can't even say her name, but she "remembered me" LOL. The last time I repeated with her she let me take pics and she said you want to again. Unfortunately I didn't bring a camera, but she also said 60 and I'm not going to pay that much for someone I've been with twice before when there was fresh meat for the picking. I picked Sonya of Guadlahara? She is a tiny young woman with dark hair, a cute face and wonderful little breasts. I usually go for the "bolt ons" because the ones up here in L. A. Would cost much more. (100 mil? ) LOL. She let me kiss and suck all over her body and was tight around my middle finger. She moved in all the right ways and almost made me think she wanted to fuck. I highly recommend and only wish I could have held out longer. LOL. Happy mongering.

If it is, I HIGHLY recommend. She had just walked in that day and I was between hottie central and the bathroom when she came over to talk.
I almost always go for the "bolt ons" but there was something about her that made me thank God later. She took 50.00 without hesitating, but it was on a weekday I think. Good luck and happy hunting OWL.

[One Wing Low]

Sonya is the rail-thin and pretty girl who hangs out near the Cabaleros door. She's model type with small breasts.

Carmilla is another pretty one with a curvy body near the bar on the right.

These 2 girls are definitely trophy fucks whom I wanna try. Anybody has any previous experience with them?

[Xxnegrito]

I need to go to TJ baaaaaaaaad. My balls are about to explode....Long weekend is here.

Anybody going from LA? I could share the driving and some company in the long drive. I live along 5 Freeway so pick up is easy. PM me.

Sorry bud, I went this weekend but did not access the forum, am planning to go maybe this coming weekend, I live in Riverside but if you are game we can get together and enjoy the drive and the hunt together.