One Wing Low in Puerto Vallarta

[Exthalmus]

This resort offers all-inclusive sex, 24-hours a day.

Just get in line and wait for your turn with our sexy and beautiful service staff ...

LMFAO !!!

Ex's Excellent Adventures return to PVR Sept 23-28th

[One Wing Low]

This resort offers all-inclusive sex, 24-hours a day.

Just get in line and wait for your turn with our sexy and beautiful service staff ...

You gave a perfect describtion about this place! All people I have seen there where dressed like shit! Some gentleman did not even had a shirt on while they where in the restaurants and the womans where fat and most of them just put a tight bikini on while they where sitting in the restaurants! Horrible!!! The best is to take some TNT and blow the shit place away!

[One Wing Low]

Hi Black Hawk,

Thank you for your generous offer. I have been hearing lots of good stuff from other bros about Colombia. I have been trying to break away for a quick vacation, but the ugly economy was always screwing around with me... hehe.

Will definitely contact you before hand and try to meet you in your paradise. If Colombia is that good it could be the place for repeat visits or may be retirement...

I did have very good impressions of Argentinian girls. They seem very gentle, caring, honest, outgoing and unassuming, in other words, the exact opposites of their mean, ugly, manipulative sistas in the old US of A...hehe.

Will take you up on your offer soon. Thank you.

Captain Solo,

Thanks for the posts. You crack me up with your posts, but the thing is, you are right on the money! I see through your posting history you have been around a bit, so let me give you a little piece of good advice. Come and visit my paradise called Colombia. I am sure you will feel like you have gone to heaven and back many times. In years past I have spent about 2 or 3 months a year there, though this past year I was not as fortunate because of the United States economy taking its toll on my company, but I have been in Colombia now since the 12th of July, and everyday is paradise. You should strongly consider it in your travels, and if I can be of help to you in any way feel free to send me a message.

The Sex Hunter,

You have every right to feel the way you did, as the frickin place cost you time and frustration. Hope all is well with you!

[One Wing Low]

Wow. Taking TNT and blow the place away seems pretty extreme. You are pissed off at the place big time.

The guests at Mismaloya seemed low brow. They just dont know better than hanging out at a beach that smells putrid like raw sewage. There was no water sporst, no beach balls.. nothing for recreation. People just sit around, inhaling the sewage smell, swatting away the flies, looking at one another liek a bunch of retards... just a horrible place. People are screwed to pay money to hang out at that place.

The female guests are mostly frumpy, old, overweight women. So if you even wanna do a little flirting, screwing around... you really need to put a bag on your head while you do it...hehehe.

I would rather sleep in a hammock in a palm hut on a nice, clean, natural, secluded beach, eating local delicacies, drinking local brews, and who knows, have a few passionate sessions with the pretty local girls...hehehe.

You gave a perfect describtion about this place! All people I have seen there where dressed like shit! Some gentleman did not even had a shirt on while they where in the restaurants and the womans where fat and most of them just put a tight bikini on while they where sitting in the restaurants! Horrible!!! The best is to take some TNT and blow the shit place away!

[The Sex Hunter]

Driving South, the new resorts cluster around the all-inclusive Mismaloya. You are not even welcomed to walk into their lobby, left alone eating or drinking there, unless you are a guest. The guests all hang out with a bunch of fat, loud, boring gringas on a tiny beach, where a creek with sewage run out from the town, making the whole beach smell like shit...

You gave a perfect describtion about this place! All people I have seen there where dressed like shit! Some gentleman did not even had a shirt on while they where in the restaurants and the womans where fat and most of them just put a tight bikini on while they where sitting in the restaurants! Horrible!!! The best is to take some TNT and blow the shit place away!

[One Wing Low]

It's dumb to travel to foreign countries and just eat, drink, party, sleep, screw, swim, socialize ... inside these all-inclusive resorts. But a lot of people do it. They just want a half-way decent place to kick back and relax for a week or two...

When I go out of the country, the last thing I want to do is to hang around with a bunch of gringos. That would be so boring as to be a complete waste of time and energy...

There used to be a lot of tourists shopping in downtown PV. Lots of good values in Mexican arts and crafts. There was a restaurant that served a dinner and cultural show for about $15, and of course many good seafood restaurants.

There was a row of shops, bars, restaurants facing the malecon. A few of those bars were full of people, local and tourists... on Sunday night the malecon is packed with families out to enjoy the sea breeze... Senor Frogs in downtown was packed of young, pretty local people every night...

You can go to the pier where cruise ships dock and go fishing on charter boats cheaply, like $70 per person for the day, likely to catch a few dorados or tunas.

The strip clubs on the main road a few blocks North of down town had some very beautiful young girls. I remember they wanted $200 for ST which was very high. These clubs were virtually empty every night I went by to check on the girls...hehe. Dont know how they stay in business...

You can take a taxi or rent a jeep and drive North a few miles, and before the bull ring on your right, turn right into the dirt road heading into la Zona Roja about half mile away. There were 5 or 6 bars where you can pick from half dozen girls each and have sex on premises for about $50. It was fun negotiating then screwing the pure Mexicanas which did not have the slightest rotten influences from the hermanas Norte...

Drive further up North around the bay, you will find many pretty private beach where the sand is clean, ocean water is crystal clear and fresh, compared to the murky and severely sewage-polluted water in the hotel zone. You will go through many small neighborhoods before getting to the Northern-most point of the bay where the Four Seasons built a secluded, and guess what, all-inclusive resort. It's a very nice and classy resort, but I would get very bored spending half a day there.

Driving South, the new resorts cluster around the all-inclusive Mismaloya. You are not even welcomed to walk into their lobby, left alone eating or drinking there, unless you are a guest. The guests all hang out with a bunch of fat, loud, boring gringas on a tiny beach, where a creek with sewage run out from the town, making the whole beach smell like shit...

All-inclusive resorts are cheap ways to spend vacations, but you really dont get much more than staying home, get drunk on cheap booze and bad food, and have sex with your inflatable spouse...

[Vitrea]

1000 pesos for a six is way out of line in Zona Roja. You can get that in downtown clubs.

Were there a lot of mongers? Last time I was there the bars were very lightly patronized. I dont think the chicas did a lot of business then at 400P.

Dude, The prices have gone up. I am not sure how low the zona chicks will go for but NO way you can get a club Chica, in the club for 30 minutes, for less than $200 US in Aquah and for less than $180 US at Candy or Taboo. Did not check out Hysteria and others. Will report if I do.

[One Wing Low]

1000 pesos for a six is way out of line in Zona Roja. You can get that in downtown clubs.

Were there a lot of mongers? Last time I was there the bars were very lightly patronized. I dont think the chicas did a lot of business then at 400P.

Went to the Zona last night. 100 pesos to get into Stravaganza that includes a local beer. The chica quality is low. I did not see anyone over a six. I talked to one of them and she said, 1000 pesos for 30 minutes. I knew I was not going to go with anyone from that place. Just checking and reporting current prices.

BTW, the area looked and felt safe.

[Vitrea]

Hi guys,

Thinking of a quick fishing and fucking vacation in town.

How's the walled-in Zona Roja recently? Used to find some young, fresh, pretty chicas even in the day time.

The chicas in the strip clubs are stunning but are just way too expensive. Are the clubs still open on the main drag?

Any crime problems in the area? Hope to party in PV soon.

Went to the Zona last night. 100 pesos to get into Stravaganza that includes a local beer. The chica quality is low. I did not see anyone over a six. I talked to one of them and she said, 1000 pesos for 30 minutes. I knew I was not going to go with anyone from that place. Just checking and reporting current prices.

BTW, the area looked and felt safe.

[One Wing Low]

Hi guys,

Thinking of a quick fishing and fucking vacation in town.

How's the walled-in Zona Roja recently? Used to find some young, fresh, pretty chicas even in the day time.

The chicas in the strip clubs are stunning but are just way too expensive. Are the clubs still open on the main drag?

Any crime problems in the area? Hope to party in PV soon.

[One Wing Low]

Damn, I miss Peurto Vallarta, a very authentic Mexican town with excellent fishing and fine pussies.

I was driving into La Zona Roja at mid night, very dark and lonely, in search of the sweet Mexican pussies, fearlessly. Did not have any problems with the locals. Fucked some real sweet and pretty chicas there. Had great times crusing the bars at the malecon where good chicas hang out waiting to be picked up.

Will come back for some serious recreations. Will buy a few beers for good guys like Don Tonto.

[One Wing Low]

PV is a very nice town to go fishing and mongering.

I am planning to go to Mazatlan.

Can you comment on fishing, partying and mongering in Mazatlan vs. PV???

Hey One Wing Low,
That dirt road is now a paved one. What progress! The Zona Rosa place is pretty dead during the day, but I guess there might be a girl or two wandering around about as some of the "Zona" girls actually live in the compound. The other girls usually arrive by taxi.

[Don Tonto]

Hey One Wing Low,

That dirt road is now a paved one. What progress! There is also a big housing project that is slowly encircling the Zona area. I wouldn't be too surprised if the Zona disappears (or relocates) in a few more years as the land becomes more valuable as residential property.

The Zona Roja place is pretty dead during the day, but I guess there might be a girl or two wandering around about as some of the "Zona" girls actually live in the compound. The other girls usually arrive by taxi.

[One Wing Low]

Follow the main road North out of town, pass the cruise ship terminal. WHen you see the big sign for the bull ring on your right, turn right into that dirt road. There is no street light, so it's very dark at night.

Go in this dirt road for about 1Km, there is a compound on your right that is walled in, with a wide gate for 2 cars. That's the Zona Roja. Inside there is a large dirt parking lot, with about 10 bars surrounding it.

I was there a few times during the day time. Each time there were a few doable chicas. Price was about $40. The area is pretty isolated so I did not try it after midnight. Dont know what I was missing.

The chicas in the other bars in downtown tourist area were very hot, model quality, asking $300. I passed. Local guys were telling me to go to Senor Frog downtown to pick up freebies. The hotels also have a bars hopping tour at night. There were a lot of freebies hanging out at the bars waiting for actions...Try it.

[One Wing Low]

Hi Serinar,

Also Junior and Senor Frog have a lot of nice girls. These are nice, normal girls, non pro, so treat them well.

Would love to go with you to the bars and do some cultural exchange with real Mexican people. Would be a lot of fun.

Will let you know next time I am in PV.

Hello guys,

I currently live in PV. I'm actually Mexican though brought up in a very non-mexican way. In any case. I currently live in PV. And I LOVE to go around bar jumping at night. Any information you need. It will be my pleasure to share with you up to date info on the places where we can go and enjoy the company of women. And if you're ever down here. Well go out and say hello to the girls ourselves. I know a great deal of them. And most of them know me, or heard about me. I'm excited to have found this site. And look forward to messaging with you guys.