One Wing Low in Puerto Vallarta

[One Wing Low]

Senor Frog's down town is alive with nice and fresh teen-age meat, if that's what turns you on. The chance for gringos to score with the non-pro's is very high, since the chicas all want to take a shot at dating someone who may provide a visa for them to go to El Norte. Just pretend that you are ready to marry the hot Mexican chicas and provide them with a big, beautiful home in East Los Angeles. It works every time.

Unfortunately I know a guy who played this game, ended up being hooked by a chica who looks like a tiny 18 YO. Her family runs a little restaurant in downtown PV. He came back to PV a few times to see her. Before he knew it she had 2 babies who were allegedly his, but share no resemblance with him whatsoever.

By this time, this guy was so hooked with all this family sentiment bull shit, so he agreed to marry her and adopt the 2 kids. After a Christian wedding, it turned out that this little young chica had a teen-age daughter out of wedlock previously with someone else. She and her family were hiding this fact all along.

This guy somehow got attached to the 2 kids who were allegedly his, so he flew down to PV every month to visit with them. The girl used the kids to make him apply for visas to bring the whole family to El Norte. No visas, no visiting the kids. And there were many dire emergencies in her family which require his sending money...

1 year after applying for the visas, he found out that she had tried to sneak into the US a few times in the past and was caught twice by Border Patrol. She never mentioned this fact to him. Her visa was withheld for 10 years for the infractions. She kept pressuring and he spent tens of thousands of dollars on attorneys on promises that they can move her visa application forward. As you can guess, the money was wasted and her visa went nowhere.

The guy was out of a lot of money, time, headaches and heartaches. He felt cheated and his life completely wrecked by all the dishonesty, lies and deceptions coming from this girl and her family.

The lesson is to never underestimate the chicas' ability to lie and manipulate, and the big problems and needs they bring along in a personal relationship. It may be far cheaper and better to pay for their GFE and temporary friendships.

[One Wing Low]

PV is very wet, green and tropical. I found the chicas wet but not that warm.

The clubs in PV are very expensive. I remember they wanted $300 to take the girls to the back room. Take them out and the rates are even higher. There were about 12 girls in Obsession, 3 or 4 would rate as stunning model type. The other clubs just don't have the quanity or quality.

El Zona Roja is on the main road North of town, passed the cruise ship terminal, behind the bull ring. Turn into the dirt road right before the bull ring and go about 1000 ft. The bars are inside a run-down walled compound on the right. The cabbies all know this place and will charge about 20 pesos from the hotel zone.

The bars open early, like 10AM. It looks like a lot of the girls live there in the rooms behind the bars, and they take johns there for tricks. I went there a few times during the day and always found a few good-looking chicas. The surrounding area is pretty run down, there are no street lights, no taxi waiting, so I did not want to go at night. At night the bars have loud bands, dancing, drinks and food. The chicas charge between 400-500 pesos, depending on your bargaining skills. They take you into their small, rinky rooms with single beds in the back.

One time the young, cute chica found a large, brown, hairy spider, the size of a tarantula, on the wall above her bed. She tried to chase it away by spraying beer at it, but it refused to budge. I did not want to kill the shit, fearful that it would rally its extended family and spoil my session. So we were screwing and both keeping an eye on the spider's movement. The chica took her clothes off showing a young, beautiful body. She was very nice, easy and sweet, more like a family affair, compared to the wham, bang, thank you ma'ams in TJ. The session was very good. Would not mind facing the hairy spider a bit to do it again.

The hotels have a bar tour every night for about 100 pesos. They van you all night to various hot bars where the non-pros hang out. There were a lot single and beautiful chicas hanging out drinking in the bars, obviously waiting for some actions.

Senor Frog's down town is alive with nice and fresh teen-age meat, if that's what turns you on. The chance for gringos to score with the non-pro's is very high, since the chicas all want to take a shot at dating someone who may provide a visa for them to go to El Norte... Just pretend that you are ready to marry the hot Mexican chicas and provide them with a big, beautiful home in East Los Angeles. It works every time.

El Zona Roja is still far more time efficient if you just want quick, no BS sex.