Parksauna Residenz - Lohmar

[Jymondor]

The service of the girls is ALWAYS very good (club rules are very strict on this)

In spit of great facility PSR is in my "not to go" list. I've been there four times with interval of about one year. I was looking for any positive changes in lineup and service. Unfortunately things even getting worse. Unless some serious changes, new management or some miracle I will not go there anymore.

[Burma Jones]

(you need it after that crazy mountain hike to get there.)

i could wax poetically about how the street lights twinkle while gazing down the hill after leaving the club but in reality be very careful when approaching the intersection of schlehecker straße and the road back to the right (when leaving the club) that runs down the "mountain" to rosrath and the autobahn. they have a speed camera right before the intersection, which i found the hard way. i think it's 35 kph through that section.

[The Limey]

The service of the girls is ALWAYS very good (club rules are very strict on this) , but of course then there must be enough good looking girls.

Always is a big word. ALWAYS is even bigger.

I was there a couple of months ago. At first I didn't see any girl whose looks really appealed to me, but then a really good looking girl called Leanna from Macedonia sat down next to me. She seemed friendly enough, so I took her to a room. She had a great body and the first 10 minutes were great. I think she was expecting me to cum in that time. But I am good at holding out. After 10 minutes, she started getting frustrated, and saying,"You have to cum, come on." I checked my watch and said,"It's ok, we have plenty of time." She said,"No, €50 is for a *quickie* You have to cum." I took my time. I did cum, and the session was 25 minutes, but it wasn't much fun because she continued to be obnoxious.

Looking back on it, I suppose I should have complained, but as it was my first time I just took that to be the standard of the club. Also I talked to a couple of other pretty girls, and I sensed they had hard attitudes, so not worth the risk. On the plus side, yes the food is pretty good. (You need it after that crazy mountain hike to get there.)

[Burma Jones]

Gentlemen,

Are there any Asian or African girls working at PSR? I read the forum and I checked the PSR website, but I could find no such girls.

When I was there in April, there were a couple of German / Middle Eastern combinations and one girl from Ethiopia. I don't remember seeing any Asians.

[Wolvenvacht]

Gentlemen,

Are there any Asian or African girls working at PSR? I read the forum and I checked the PSR website, but I could find no such girls.

[Indi Companion]

PSR line up is down. Maybe 8 girls on a Thursday during the day time and late afternoon. All girls I would not touch with your precious cock. Early evening was no better. Escaped.

Been there on a Sunday over the last couple of weeks. It is true that the club is not comparable even by far to the Oase standards. However, for my standards, I found 4/5 doable girls even on a very slow Sunday. Then the premises are great, the food even better and freshly cooked. I know we go to clubs for fucking and not eating but I still like to go to PSR when I am looking for some relax between crazy days at Oase and World. And I always end up doing one or two girls who usually provide very high standards services.

[Maxime]

Even on Saturday, the line-up is weak (30 girls, of which max 2 would survive in Oase regarding looks).

The service of the girls is ALWAYS very good (club rules are very strict on this) , but of course then there must be enough good looking girls.

Pity, it used to be that 10-15 girls are "do-able" but now you must be really lucky to find one. In the end, you end up in the room with the not so good looking ones, which still can offer good service, but keeps you dreaming of the girls in Freude, Oase, etc.

[Yakob]

There have been few reports from this club lately, if anyone else does attend, hopefully we can get more info as I would like to return to this place again. The entry fee is really not bad value given the excellent spa facilities (only slightly run down) and the very civilized restaurant.

PSR line up is down. Maybe 8 girls on a Thursday during the day time and late afternoon. All girls I would not touch with your precious cock. Early evening was no better. Escaped.

[London Traveller]

I understand that Sunday is not the best day for FKK visits. But anyway I am here in Cologne area. After good day in Planet (Duren) I decided to take semi-day off. More relaxing than sessioning. PSR is the best choice for that.

I spent there few hours relaxing in the sauna, soaking in the pool and enjoying Jacuzzi, eating cook-to-order food, reading, and refusing one girls after other. I seriously considered a variant to go out of there unpopped. Lineup was the worst I ever seen in FKK and sauna-clubs. Even some party-treffs are better.

But one woman (I cannot use word "girl") animated me in proper manner so we went to the room. Good session indeed. But I tried to don't look on her belly and saggy tits. Standard 50E and that's it for the day. Nothing impressive.

I have enjoyed going to this club in the past and on these occasions I have usually managed to find a girl suitable for my needs. In fact my favourite girl there became a stalwart of the Golden Time lineup not long afterwards, so it is clear that there were attractive gems to be found. However, this report concurs with the information I received from some French friends (they are on the Youppie forum but I met them at Golden Time) that the selection has been poor at Park Sauna this summer. Although Jymondor's report is from a Sunday, when a bad lineup is to be expected, my friends went on Friday, when it should be better.

There have been few reports from this club lately, if anyone else does attend, hopefully we can get more info as I would like to return to this place again. The entry fee is really not bad value given the excellent spa facilities (only slightly run down) and the very civilized restaurant.

[Hessen Bub]

I seriously considered a variant to go out of there unpopped. Lineup was the worst I ever seen in FKK and sauna-clubs. Even some party-treffs are better.

That's the reason why I've never been there.

HB

[Jymondor]

I understand that Sunday is not the best day for FKK visits. But anyway I am here in Cologne area. After good day in Planet (Duren) I decided to take semi-day off. More relaxing than sessioning. PSR is the best choice for that.

I spent there few hours relaxing in the sauna, soaking in the pool and enjoying Jacuzzi, eating cook-to-order food, reading, and refusing one girls after other. I seriously considered a variant to go out of there unpopped. Lineup was the worst I ever seen in FKK and sauna-clubs. Even some party-treffs are better.

But one woman (I cannot use word "girl") animated me in proper manner so we went to the room. Good session indeed. But I tried to don't look on her belly and saggy tits. Standard 50E and that's it for the day. Nothing impressive.

[Burma Jones]

i visited parksauna residenz on a wednesday and thursday in the middle of december. it was my first trip to the place but the descriptions of pastoral landscapes and the drive into the hills made this a must visit. i arrived on wednesday around 4 pm and was greeted at the front desk by a very friendly clerk. she started to explain procedures in german then switched to english after asking where i was from, if this was my first visit, and how had i heard about the club. she jotted notes into a book behind the counter, grabbed me a robe and towel, and pointed me down the hallway.

i walked into a pretty spacious locker room and got changed while several girls walked in to get paid from other punters with sweat on their brows and smiles on their faces. i took my towel and robed body up the steps which opened onto a large indoor pool and swings with girls lounging around lazily. i walked toward the back hall still looking for the showers (which i knew were upstairs) and passed the saunas and into the kino. there was a couple going at it doggy style on the couch right by the door facing outward through the window. i don't know if i had a more confused look by running into public, doggy sex within 2 minutes of entry or by my lack of finding the shower. i turned around and sat on the first swing i saw and asked the girl in broken german, where is the shower. forgetting my vocabulary, i thought she called me a douche for interrupting her nap. it took a moment for me to realize she was pointing to a door to her left and saying douche (shower) in there. i did laugh as i walked away.

once inside the shower, i expected the hooks to be on the back wall across from the showers (per gt setup) so i walked to the right and directly under a shower that has a motion sensor. soaked from head to toe and robe soaked also. thankfully, a repairman was replacing some light bulbs, saw what happened, and offered to head to reception for another robe for me. i thanked him and finally got prepared to start my evening. i left the shower and passed the whirlpool to the couches which face the pool but look out over the hills in the back. i took in the view until the darkness started to creep in (only about 3-4 minutes) and grabbed a newspaper laying on the couch. while reading, a very tan dark haired beauty walked over and sat down.

avril from turkey asked how my day was going. i explained i had just arrived and had only seen half of the place. we made small talk but i was continually distracted by her wonderfully large breasts which were on prominent display per a see through mesh top. very nice. it didn't take long for me to readjust the robe and for her to notice and invite me to a room. we walked back downstairs and through the locker room to the zimmers right across the hall. a nice touch that each room has a huge clock on the wall so you can make sure both parties agree on the time.

she offered a bbbjtcim and i agreed no complaints. she kneeled beside me and proceeded with a nice wet sloppy bj. she would stop every few minutes to spit the built up spit and pre cum into a towel and move her body into 69 position then into a position so she could look into the mirror next to me while bls. after 20 minutes, i gave the nod and sound, afraid of blowing her tonsils out. it was a wonderful way to start the day.

after wards, i decided to relax and headed to the bar and dining room. they had a cold salad set up and not wanting to overeat, i filled my plate with cold cuts, grabbed a water, and sat by myself while surveying the scene. lots of girls would join the men eating, almost all of which ordered the steaks (which did look and smell good). after eating my full, i headed for a round of sauna and whirlpool. i was joined in the whirlpool by three other guys for a round of relaxation. we were joined by a beautiful brunette who was the only girl who walked around topless. she had small be cups but they fit her body perfectly. she stood on the first step of the whirlpool to peel her bottoms off and had all of our attentions, mentally and physically. she entered and went to the oldest guy in the whirlpool. she sat on his lap and leaned back for him to kiss and lick her hard nipples. i decided that if there were four hard on's in one whirlpool, only one of which was getting attention, that was at least one too many, and i got out. (i never did find out who she was. she also worked thursday and would have loved a session but she seemed to have regulars who took up most of her time).

i walked outside even though it was cold and rainy in an effort to let the heat out. after a few minutes and a return to normalcy, i walked back in to one of the loungers in front of the pool. i noticed a blonde pacing back and forth from the kino to the smoking room. on her third pass, i motioned for her to join me and asked her name.

mikala spoke no english. i only speak rudimentary german so the conversation was rough. she asked kino, i followed. we started to make out like teenagers. slow pecks, no rush, lots of teasing. the only problem, she had bad breath. i lived with in figuring that everywhere in the world didn't have a dentist on each corner. so i went with it, no complaints. when we went to the receptionist for the key, i grabbed a couple of gummy worms from the front desk in hopes she would do the same but she didn't get the hint. oh well, into the room right by the front door. she used the shower and for the next hour, we were like two kids exploring our sexuality. 30 minutes passed without any motion toward sex, just kissing lips, necks, bodies, tongues. the next 30 minutes were multiple positions always looking at each other and filled with kisses. we filled the full hour without doing the same thing twice and i finished with a full condom about 5 minutes before the hour was up. very good time spent in her company and it was very interesting that we could barely speak to each other but language wasn't needed to communicate. after paying at the locker, i realized i was spent and dressed to take my leave.

thursday night i returned. not much different, same two girls as wednesday, almost same routines. there was a different, more gruff front desk receptionist and i did partake in the steak. excellent cooking by the staff. if i'm ever in the vicinity again, i will definitely make it a point to stop by. the facilities alone are worth the trip.

burma

[Gfe Finder]

Sometimes a Change of Plans Works Out

I arrived shortly after the 11 AM opening only intending to be there briefly and with a specific list in my mind of who I wanted to see. What a mistake that was to be so early! There were maybe not even a dozen girls around, fewer guys, and worse yet: the restaurant, the crown jewel of PSR’s facilities, was not open for business. Oh sure, I could put an order in, but I had to wait until after noon before they would even bother to cook it.

So, I passed the time walking around and lounging outside. When lunch came, I ate my steak and while walking around ran into some Youppinates whom I had met previously. We had such a good time talking that my planned quick departure was simply not in the cards.

But maybe a romp with Jasmin from Romania was. I saw her (it looks like she’s changed her hair slightly; it still went past her shoulders but curled in like a pageboy at the end) and kissed her hello. She mentioned that she just got in, was starving, needed to eat, and that we should meet in ½ hour or so. Fair enough—I could relate. Forty-five minutes later, I saw her still chatting on her cell phone in the designated area (the billiards room.) I had yet to see any of my other favorites (e.g. Debby, Valeria, Larissa) arrive.

So I went back to talk to my friends. As we were walking and talking, I spotted 2 of my favorites sitting at a table outside the restaurant: Jasmin and Larissa. I barely recognized Larissa, who was tanner and topless as compared to when I saw her last. She smiled enthusiastically at me so she must have recognized me.

I sat down in the booth, we caught up, and then Larissa asked to go to a room. Once we found one she liked, she stepped out to freshen up and asked if I wanted a half-hour or an hour. Trading cliché for cliché, I said that we’ll start at ½ hour and see how it goes. Our lips met and we started kissing, then we worked our tongues in. Next, Larissa moved down for a blow job. I must give her props for one great technique: focusing on my frenulum. Not only did she look hot flicking her tongue across it, but she narrowed in on one of the most sensitive parts of my (or any guy’s) penis. We then did 69 and she got into it even more as my tongue wandered closer to her clit. She then asked if I wanted to DATY her. Of course! I did this until she popped twice, licking & sucking on her labia, making eye contact with her and mirroring the motions of her tongue with my own. She then put on a condom before sex. I came in the missionary position as she sucked my nipples. She stepped out to grab a cigarette, and she shared several interesting stories about her visit to my country. And that was our hour together.

After showering, I found my friends and ordered some dinner. We dined, swapped “war stories,” and had a good time.

Geez, You Sure Know How to Kill a Moment. Your Previous Boyfriends Must Have Hated That about You.

I later made my way into the billiards room and was shocked when someone called me by name. It was Celine, standing next to her friend Laila. I’d met both during the week in Schieferhof and was stunned to see them here as well.

Celine invited me next to where she was sitting on the windowsill by the billiards table. Meanwhile, Laila was with a customer who was crushing on her over the course of the game that everyone was playing (except Celine and I.) The two of us chose the worst possible location to sit— namely at one of the long ends of the table, shortest distance from that edge. Often we’d have to move just to stay out of the way of an errant backwards-sliding cue stick. I eventually wised up and suggested a move to a nearby couch.

While sitting there, we had some fun & foreplay with each other. Her fingernails brushed softly against my legs, while I stroked her gorgeously silky hair, tracing it down her back and continuing the journey down across her thighs and then her legs. We did this for a while and I gathered that Celine must have enjoyed it because she never asked to go to a room. Ever. Laila at one point saw us and said “She wants to go to a room and fuck.” I distinctly remember her putting emphasis on the word fuck. Celine's there to work, of course. But, had I any amount of wit a reply to the effect of the title of this section might have been in order.

Once in the room, Celine got naked (she and her erect, perky nipples looked better naked.) She asked what I liked. Oral, 69, and sex, came my reply. She did oral sex and then leaned down for 69. We did this for a long time, and I took notice of her engorged labia reflecting her enjoyment. Then we had sex and I came. My schedule dictated that I had to leave immediately so I paid her for our hour together, checked out, and began the journey elsewhere.

[Lastman]

Nice one on Sabrina. I did her last year at PSR in the porno kino along with my friend who did her twice, but in the confines of a room. She was one of the busiest girls that lazy Sunday. We nicknamed her "Sabrina the teenage w*tch" since she was casting a spell on us. She did not pay too much attention to us next time we visited until something clicked in her mind and she was all over us again. Good to know she is still there. I agree though her skills are not the best. She lends herself more to the quickie. Get it in and get it over with session.

That sounds like Sabrina,

She did the same with me. Ignoring and then something clicked and she recognised but always been a great fuck

[Maxime]

I enjoyed my free pass (courtesy of the icebear forum) to PSR last Saturday. Meeting up with a friend from this forum allowed a lot of time to see the girls arriving and make a good choice. I liked the new decor. Which is definitely an improvement on the old, rather dull look the place had before. At least it now has some sort of style, even if it looks as though a cheap secondhand shop in a moroccan souk has gone bust and they have purchased all the stock for a fiver. My two selections were Sabrina, a cute blonde (dyed) A cup 22 year old Romanian (from the Black Sea) who looked about five years younger. She had a pert ass and although not too skilled in bed her youthful charm carried her through with me for an hour (100 euros). The place actually became quite busy later on and I had trouble finding a girl (had to split from my pal for a bit to do some prowling) until Yasmine, a slim 20 year old brunette A cup Romanian approached me. We were soon in a room where her BBBJ was good and sex even better thanks partly to the tightest of pussies and her skills at riding. Although I would have stayed longer with her she finished me off in half an hour (50 euros).

Hi LT, good to see you here too.

PSR is a great club for a relxing day AND good sex. Yasmine is one of the top girls IMHO in PSR. I spent many time (and money) with (on) her and it was worth every penny.

We missed you in Oase last Friday!