Parksauna Residenz - Lohmar

[Lord Nashi]

The place is quite nice. In particular the food offered is very good. You can order a la card food as often as you want. And for guys who like to use the Sauna in a FKK club, the sauna there is not too bad either. But the girls, oh the girls, the selection isn't really good. So I have been there only once.

Funny side note: Rumor has it that the place used to be the residence of an african ambassador, when Bonn was still the capital.

[Sirioja]

A German colleague confirmed having got three main dishes and one dessert on last Saturday during the day.

Sometimes at Sharks, when I m not able to find a beauty, from breakfast to about 3 am, I can eat 5 times and 3 times pasta I eat every day, to kill my frustration. At least I eat like for sport.

[Tedesco]

A German colleague confirmed having got three main dishes and one dessert on last Saturday during the day.

[Sirioja]

Clearly I haven't been to PSR for some time. I used to order 3 steaks throughout a visit to get my monies worth.

Were you specifically told you could only order once?

Don't remember to be limited for foods and my body need a lot of foods, burning all. But a retirement place atmosphere, like mongers cemetery.

[Banana Boi]

The food is limited since it's not buffet style, you only get to order one serving.

Clearly I haven't been to PSR for some time. I used to order 3 steaks throughout a visit to get my monies worth.

Were you specifically told you could only order once?

[John Traveller]

(report is from early 2018).

A sunny Saturday afternoon and I got off the train in Honrath / Lohmar. Since the weather was good I opted for walking to The Residenz from the station. Aided by Google Maps that was easy. Also there were signs along the forest path. Cool! Or rather warm!

The receptionist at ParksaunaResidenz only knew German so I got to practice the language. The food is limited since it's not buffet style, you only get to order one serving. This club is rather large with several lounges. The best however is the garden, it makes for perfect relaxation in the countryside. But then it stops a bit. The weak point is the most important one, the line-up. In fact, I didn't see any really attractive ones. I first roomed with Raloka (Ro 21). She insisted on everything covered! Even the BJ. What a downer. Next was Helana (Ro 25), she was somewhat better and offered reasonable service. I finished with a beer and caught a taxi back to the station.

Concluding, this place was disappointing. It's reputation as a retirement residence is confirmed!

[Sirioja]

Two weeks ago I met a Latvian Ines 45 years old) with whom to share two sessions that day. I don't remember a woman called Ines (my first visit in PSR in September 2015).

Blond Latvian Lena who was 37 yo and part timer, made me dream with her slavian charm, discovered on 1 August 2013, I drove through mountains at night after my climbing for her.

Not warm enough inside swimming pool for me, not warmer than at World, I loved 30 degrees swimming pool at Globe until November 2016 , before useless Mainhattan area.

No more chocolate for legendary pancake on my last visit.

[BrahmaPoutre]

On my way back from Sharks yesterday! Last week was exceptional with more than 200 girls but then it came back to "normal", less girls on Saturday and yesterday as well.

Atmosphere is quiet here but good.

Only girls seems to worry (entry at 60).

But girls are still there.

Superstar Bulgarian Kathrin, tall German Nicole (terrific blowjob), chubby German Ina is here (the one I like very much, so much beautiful eyes!

And a few new ones quite good looking but I do not know the names, sorry.

Around 30 girls, I agree don't shoot please, many below average but at least service is excellent here.

I like psr, the only one with warm indoor swimming pool in NRW.

[Tedesco]

........Latvian Lena, even 37 yo, on August 2013 at PSR......

Two weeks ago I met a Latvian Ines 45 years old) with whom to share two sessions that day. I don't remember a woman called Ines (my first visit in PSR in September 2015).

[Bobolino]

I went there today for the first time, after being a regular in the clubs around in NRW.

It was one of my only times that I left a club without a session, all the girls were either old or ugly or both, the atmosphere was depressing so I went to try Saunaclub Venus is Hamminklen.

Venus was a bit better, I mean it's a new club, small and still some parts are not ready. Girls are much nicer but there were only 10-12 girls present in Friday, I had a nice 1 HR session with Isabela and left.

[Sirioja]

Yes, that's true but I heard from a German forum that there was a German Lena (dark haired though!) working there and just wanted to check she was the same I meant.

I knew a great blond Latvian Lena, even 37 yo, on August 2013 at PSR, but what a sensual real woman. I drove at night, through mountains, for her.

I mean: many Lena, EMA, Mady, in FKK land.

[Rocky V]

Usually German girls try to work not too close to where they live. Many Hamburg girls worked at GT. GT is also outside of Dusseldorf or Dortmund from where some girls come. Melina. De at Samya is at home.

Yes, that's true but I heard from a German forum that there was a German Lena (dark haired though!) working there and just wanted to check she was the same I meant.

[Sirioja]

You seem familiar with this place and I'm wondering whether you have ever noticed a German girl called Lena in there? She's blonde, over 25 yo or so and she's originally from Cologne. She used to work at Sharks as well. Many thanks!

Rock.

Usually German girls try to work not too close to where they live. Many Hamburg girls worked at GT. GT is also outside of Dusseldorf or Dortmund from where some girls come. Melina. De at Samya is at home.

[Rocky V]

PSR.

In PSR you won't feel stressed. Sure, some girls will try to attract you but they're not chasing. For sure, up from Thursday the number of ladies will increase. The line-up offers also a wide selection of younger girls and mature women. I like Gjana (Russian), Isabella (Polish), Roxana (Romanian) - all of them in the second half of the 30's but providing a high service level. And who prefers young girls should also be able to find a partner with whom to share the room. Have a session in the Cinema or on the second in one of the rooms with balcony - perhaps the lady likes to be fucked outside there.

Come in and find out.

You seem familiar with this place and I'm wondering whether you have ever noticed a German girl called Lena in there? She's blonde, over 25 yo or so and she's originally from Cologne. She used to work at Sharks as well. Many thanks!

Rock.

[Map62]

I visited Parksauna Residenz during a trip to the region and having read a number of the reports on here. This is what I experienced on a Wednesday afternoon in mid-June.

I drove to the Residenz from Bonn, stopping off in the sleepy village of Waldscheid to visit an ATM. This appears to be the closest ATM to the Residenz, about 3 km away. I arrived at around 1400 and on entering explained that I don't speak much German, and was then greeted in English and the system explained to me. I paid my €50 entrance fee and was shown to the locker room where there are generous size units to store clothes and belongings. I put on my robe. Not the newest, but clean and adequate. And the sandals. The locker room is where the girls get changed and put on their make up, and the one in there while I was getting changed smiled nicely at me.

I made my way upstairs to the bar and got a drink and then investigated the restaurant alongside. I had a light snack of a salad but full meals are available. The menu is displayed on a screen in the bar and while I was eating, several main dishes were brought out to some of the girls who were having a late lunch. There was a mix of 3-4's and 7-8's in the restaurant at that time. On finishing my snack I went to explore and sat by the pool and took in my surroundings. And particularly the women! There was a constant stream of girls going to the smoking room behind the pool which provided some entertainment. Over the course of the next half hour or so, I was approached by a number of women of whom some spoke at least a bit of English. Once again, the range ran from 4 to 8, with the 9's mostly keeping their distance on their own loungers by the pool. One woman had caught my eye from the start and when she approached me, I was hooked. This was Mira (?spelling), a German MILF in her late 30's or thereabouts. She oozed sexuality and after a short discussion and a little fondling suggested we go to the porno cinema.

Once in there she started to kiss me and then opened my robe and moved her mouth down my body and before long took my cock in her mouth and proceeded to give me a wonderful BBBJ. Having read on here of new legislation I really hadn't been expecting this, so was absolutely delighted. After a few minutes sucking on my cock and balls, she suggested we went to a room. While she sorted this out I waited in the bar and then we went upstairs to a large, well-appointed room overlooking the rear garden. Mira quickly got down to business, kneeling in front of me and continuing her impassioned blow job. Then it was on to the bed and 69 ing, before she turned around so I could watch her pleasuring my cock with her mouth and after a few minutes I could hold back no longer and unloaded into her mouth. After a bit of cuddling and chatting, I showered and she brought me some mouthwash, and then we went downstairs to sort out payment. I pad €100 for the privilege of OWO which I thought was fair enough. I can still feel Mira's mouth and tongue as I write this TR.

I returned to the bar and grabbed a coffee and sat in the restaurant for a while, watching the new arrivals who seemed in general to be in the 8's and 9's. Then back to the pool for a brief dip before I was joined by a dark-haired petite Bulgarian girl who, while limited in English, made it clear she was keen for action. So back to the porno cinema again where after plenty of kissing and fondling, she slipped on a condom and started to suck me. Remarkably having cum not many minutes before she got me hard quickly and after a while suggested we fuck. She climbed on top and rode me mercilessly until I blew my load into her tight pussy. After some are&are in each other's arms, we strolled downstairs and sorted out the cash - €50 this time.

I returned to the large room with a pole dance pole and once again watched the world go by. I was approached by a good many girls but declined. For one reason I was clock watching as I had to drive to DUS to catch my flight home and secondly I'd now exhausted my supply of Euros. Memo to self. Next time, take more cash!

I left a little under four hours after I arrived having seen many girls and some decent action. My overall impressions are that this is definitely somewhere I will visit in the future, armed with more cash and without having to worry about catching a plane. The venue is clean and well kept and while some areas are somewhat typically old-fashioned German in style and not modern five star hotel decor and furnishings, the place is completely suitable for spending time in. I will definitely return. And hope that Mira is on duty when I do!