Parksauna Residenz - Lohmar

[Tedesco]

Quite a large line-up in PSR, almost 30 girls or so..... repeated the Bulgarian three times so she's top level....

Repeating the Bulgarian woman three times it would be useful to know her name.

[SpermBirds]

Quite a large line-up in PSR, almost 30 girls or so. More "young" girls compared to a few years ago. 3 or 4 good looking ones, Isabella from Finca. Natasha from Poland (ex-Dolce Vita 5 years ago or so), a few cute German girls, one spinner from Bulgaria. Sessioned with 3 girls during 2 visits, repeated the Bulgarian three times so she's top level. Natasha and Isabella provide good and honest service. Food and Wellness are topnotch, the garden is very relaxing with sunny weather. At the moment the best alternative near Cologne for service fans, Samya gone downwards service wise but still good looking girls, Babylon looks wise not the interesting and service wise rather mediocre. The 50 E entry fee in PSR is acceptable, no complaints. Next visit planned in a month or so.

[Chongmal]

Are you talking about Antonia the sexy short haired Romanian girl who started two months ago in LR? Shit!

Yes, that is the Antonia. She says she will be at PSR this week, maybe, then maybe move on to another club near Dusseldorf.

[BigBuddy69]

Are you talking about Antonia the sexy short haired Romanian girl who started two months ago in LR? Shit!

[Chongmal]

PSR. Users of German boards sometimes make a joke asserting that this place is a kind of senior residence concerning the customer structure. Well, in a certain way it may be true. PSR is locted on the hills in the hinterland eastbound Cologne. Looking through the windows of the billiard room you may see cows and horses, a lot of green and forest. It's really Relaxing, it's quiet. A location that fits perfectly the needs of people who don't want music in the background on high volume. It.

PSR not a party club like Samya, but you can talk to each other and you'll understand.

I visited PSR because I heard rumors that it was on an up-swing as far as ladies were concerned and I had never been there before. My initial impression was that I was walking into a dark and gloomy dungeon. The theke asked if it was my first time and I told her yes. She asked me to step aside a minute while she processed some more senior regulars, and I'm in my 50's, then she could go over things with me. No problem for me, so we let them go. The basics of the club, entry is €50, including food, drinks, funky coloured robe, slipper, and towels. The theke showed me to the locker room, signaling that way to the bar as we passed a stairway on one of the twists and turns in the hallway.

After I changed, at this point I'm once again ahead of the seniors, heading up a back stairway out of the locker room depositing me in the swimming area. This room was entirely too warm for me, but had a swinging beds, sauna, cold tank, toilet and several hours later I discovered a nice shower room and cinema. The cinema seemed like one of the nicest public spaces in the club, if only I could have found the spray bottle and a towel to wipe down the couches.

I continued my explorations, without really having anything explained to me. From the pool, I walked into the billiards room (a single small table in poor repair, a 3 mm deep duvet when people set up the queue ball). Not much a pleasure for playing the game. Passing through the billiard room into the smoke box where some senior ladies were stoking the fires. Pass the smoke box into a viranda with two aging exercise bikes. The doors to the garden were chained at this time, so I headed into the main lounge. Here you find several dusty cloth L shaped sofas, quiet music, a pole for dancing and the passage way to the bar. Off the bar is a nice dining area. There was a selection of breads, cold cuts, fruit and salads placed out at 11 am for breakfast. About this time one of my friends appeared, so I gave him the tour as I had discovered things. We went for breakfast and had a chat. Nobody explained to me I could order warm food at the bar to be delivered to the dining room.

At 2 pm I was considering my options, which were two ladies for me, a 35 year old Romanian named Jasmine and a tall skinny lady who I didn't get the name of. Just at decision time, the dinning area came to life with three younger Romanians: Katlya, Alina and Antonia who previously worked at Living Room. Rumours were true, some LR ladies were exploring options. Unfortunately, they seemed more interested in each other, food and billiards than trying to attract a bear. My friend held me back, saying maybe something better will come. I waited and just as I was about to leave the clubs without a session, in walks another young stunner, a 21 year old Romanian with an oh so sexy body, but I forget her name. She was new here too, and after a quick chat we were off for a key, but first I needed to find the showers and she didn't know the way either. We stopped to ask another lady, who advised there were also rooms with showers. Off to reception and we ask for a room with a shower. The theke said there was only one available, but it's down stairs. Ok, why not, so they give us the key to number 13, I'll call it the Redrum. No, real, dark red walls, broken glass window, a bit if an extra dunk in the air, but I was with a real beauty. She looked at me and said, what the fu room is this. We laughed and she explained the towels were rationed, one for me to shower and one to put down on the bed. After a quick rinse, I returned to the bed, looked at her on that single towel and said I'll be right back. I went back toward reception, grabbed an armload of towels and headed back through the maze to Redrum. I covered the bed with towels, and joined her. I think for us, it was a bit of comedy and she appreciated my efforts. After a good laugh, we were ready to start. I will go this far, LFK, tender kisses, insert French Poetry her. Older man seduces / seduced by sexy younger woman, forbidden fruits sampled. I'm super impressed by this lady and as a serious hobbiest, this doesn't happen so often. Exhausted, I helped fill to dirty towel bin in the hallway and went back to the lockers. Financial damages were accurate for services provided. On her way back to reception, she was pucked up by a large group, maybe six guys and three women and they headed off to a larger party room.

I returned to the bar, where I met up with the three LR girls. We went for food where the kitchen seemed. I can't find a single word. We ordered food, some items were apparently out, so instead of explaining random substitutions were made. The best line ever was the response to the statement, I ordered steak not sausage. Without a smile comes the response, there could be steak in that sausage. Gave the sausage to one of the ladies, and ordered a new steak. Would you believe they came back with another sausage. My comment this time was "This is the best steak I've ever had" and they said "Thank you". At the same time they served steaks to the guys at the next table over. I was told later by another bear, a lot of people reserve order the steaks early so it's possible the kitchen didn't have one to serve me. I can accept that but even the airlines can ask "Chicken or Pasta". To me, the sausage was horrible but the yogurt they brought instead of ice cream and waffles was pretty good. Enough about the dining experience.

Talking with the ex LR ladies, I got this scoop on the club. "The first days we made money but now it's less. The competition here is tough. Did you see the Grandma that is still working. You would never believe what she will do in the room. " After dinner they introduced me to Working Girls Rules Billiards, which means the WG makes the rules spontaneously. Fortunately, they didn't Shark me into an expensive session as a result of the game.

At this point, I went to the bar for a drink and met up the amazing young lady I had sessioned with. She asked me to come and talk with her. On the couches, she explained she was done working in this club. A lot of tension with the other ladies at the club, she just had to spend the night until she could get picked up in the morning. We chatted, had a drink, went for a swim and back to the couches. She turned a couple men away, saying not tonight. I told her I was heading back to Dusseldorf soon and I hoped to meet her again. She asked if she could get her girlfriend to meet us in the city if I could give her a ride back. No extra cost for me, so no problem. On the way back, I witnessed an impressive storm on the phone and some lightning in the sky as well. As directed, I pulled into the parking at the stroke of 1 am (isn't this supposed to be midnight) helped her unload her bags, where she met with her friend and slipped away into the darkness. If anyone sees my Cinderella, let me know. I'm sure I will be able to find her because she left her iPhone charger in my car. I know, it's not a glass slipper, but if it fits she must be the one. I really hope the PSR grandma is using an Android phone. She couldn't be my Real Princess, could she?

[Tedesco]

PSR. Users of German boards sometimes make a joke asserting that this place is a kind of senior residence concerning the customer structure. Well, in a certain way it may be true. PSR is locted on the hills in the hinterland eastbound Cologne. Looking through the windows of the billiard room you may see cows and horses, a lot of green and forest. It's really Relaxing, it's quiet. A location that fits perfectly the needs of people who don't want music in the background on high volume. It.

PSR not a party club like Samya, but you can talk to each other and you'll understand.

There is a daily menu with around 6 main dishes and you can eat as often as you want. Therefore no need to complain if the steak isn't big enough. Enjoy it, order another one half an hour later or select one of the other dishes or one of three desserts.

In PSR you won't feel stressed. Sure, some girls will try to attract you but they're not chasing. For sure, up from Thursday the number of ladies will increase. The line-up offers also a wide selection of younger girls and mature women. I like Gjana (Russian), Isabella (Polish), Roxana (Romanian) - all of them in the second half of the 30's but providing a high service level. And who prefers young girls should also be able to find a partner with whom to share the room. Have a session in the Cinema or on the second in one of the rooms with balcony - perhaps the lady likes to be fucked outside there.

Come in and find out.

[Chongmal]

Don't set your hopes to high. This is one of the few clubs where I didn't do any sessions once. The set up of the club is nice, it's well maintained, but the girls are clearly lacking in the optic department. I heard that Lavinia, ex Finca, was now working here. She's a very nice girl with a kind heart but I'm not sure the business will be better for her. Melissa from LR worked here after Haus Panthera and Aca Gold but as you can see, she came back in NRW.

As you will see from my comment on the LR post I failed to take the adventure. I was pulled between three clubs: the unknown, the club with one of my favorite ladies or my second home. I went with the comfort of the home but somehow feel I might have enjoyed an unknown club. For sure this one is on my list.

[BigBuddy69]

Don't set your hopes to high. This is one of the few clubs where I didn't do any sessions once. The set up of the club is nice, it's well maintained, but the girls are clearly lacking in the optic department. I heard that Lavinia, ex Finca, was now working here. She's a very nice girl with a kind heart but I'm not sure the business will be better for her. Melissa from LR worked here after Haus Panthera and Aca Gold but as you can see, she came back in NRW.

[Chongmal]

New try 10 days ago.

The place is nice, I like the layout, but too much MILFs, and a good part of them are chubby or overweight.

And they're hunting like crazy! Kino can be a very dangerous place. Food was OK but nothing extraordinary. The swimming pool looks cool but it's freaking cold, best way to get sick.

Lots of old men among the guests.

I here that a couple of the recent departures from LR are starring here now, and finding good business. I'm considering going tomorrow so I can jump in the cold pool to cool off.

[Der Auslander]

Does anyone know if the LU improves at the weekend compared to midweek at PSR or is it much of a muchness (i.e. bloody terrible) no matter when you visit?

Perhaps you need to take one for the team and let us all know!

[Citizen Kane]

Does anyone know if the LU improves at the weekend compared to midweek at PSR or is it much of a muchness (i.e. bloody terrible) no matter when you visit?

Cheers

CK

[BigBuddy69]

Ultimate sacrifice would be going with one of the german whales.

[Banana Boi]

Thanks for TOFTT, BigBuddy. Good that some of us sacrifice our bodies to check out less frequented clubs.

[BigBuddy69]

New try 10 days ago.

The place is nice, I like the layout, but too much MILFs, and a good part of them are chubby or overweight.

And they're hunting like crazy! Kino can be a very dangerous place. Food was OK but nothing extraordinary. The swimming pool looks cool but it's freaking cold, best way to get sick.

Lots of old men among the guests.

[Banana Boi]

Forgot to mention for those who enjoy public action, all sessions begin with DFK and BJ in the main room before going to zimmer.