Parksauna Residenz - Lohmar

[Sanuk327]

For those who are interested, Marina (former BN / HP / AG / HD) started here in PSR last Friday. She left Haus Dupoint without regret. Bob (former HP owner) could not bring new life to Dupoint, most of the girls, including Ewa, have left already. The concept of no entrance fee day club does not work.

Forgot to mention that Marina is now Zhana in Residenz.

[Sanuk327]

For those who are interested, Marina (former HP / AG / HD) started here in PSR last Friday. She left Haus Dupoint without regret. Bob (former HP owner) could not bring new life to Dupoint, most of the girls, including Ewa, have left already. The concept of no entrance fee day club does not work.

[Jack Andy42]

Nikki is friendly smiling sweet girl, Short, 30 ish, A / be, short dark hair, Czech.

Fun girl, pretty much everything goes, highly recommended; fun enough to spend a few hours with her.

J / A

[PedroT97]

I offer a description of my recent 3 day FKK trip. Day 1: Acapulco, Day2: Samya, Day3: Parksauna Residenz / then Samya. Day 3: PSR / Samya. I had to leave my hotel at eleven but when asked they conceded twelve, I went for a walk and it's a quiet place but I do like the hotel but I do prefer Rodenkirchen which does have my favourite bar Linos. However, and bollox to Michael Gove, I prevaricate. I was due Samya and had a 'date' at 18:00 with Varsa and thought, I know, I'll drive down to Lohmar / Parksauna as it's only a few km. It took less than a half-hour and I got there just after 12 noon. This is quite early but the place is appealing with extensive parking and I was buzzed in. It is a great place but somewhat dated, it must have been magnificent in its heyday, but now looks tired. It really is spacious with a large 'salon'. With a small homely, bar, the beer's free and the facilities good if a little out of date. It has something approaching a proper pool and a wet area. There's loads of outside space and must have been great at some point. Unfortunately the age of the facilities, is, for the most part matched by the girls. There are number of dated and to be quite frank heavyweights here. Now, I was sort of treading water waiting for my trip later in the day to Samya. Now, before I left the hotel, I did bit of 'homework / RTFF' and thank you but I also apologize for not being smarter. I read the forum and prepared myself an A6 sized crib sheet with GPS coordinates and few things / names I jotted down from this very forum. I used the GPS and then proceeded to leave the notes in the centre console. I hadn't been there long when an uncharacteristically pushy girl, who I wouldn't ordinarily have gone for, introduced herself as Daria. I remember that name from my notes. I even went through this pathetic charade in which I asked questions, favourite perfume, city she'the like to visit and whole lot of other crap and then I said Moldova, which I remember from someone's post but realized subsequently the report had been largely negative. She appeared chuffed I was so clever to work it out – hah. To be fair, it wasn't all bad but I had to assert myself somewhat, overenthusiastic 'tea bagging' to an almost painful level was the first warning and a bit toothy BJ and furious HJ was largely unsatisfying. ! I was more or less pleased to end the session. I relaxed somewhat and had a bowl of goulash soup which was excellent. A sauna / swim and a small nap and I thought I'the try again but the line-up is, to say the least, limited. There were a pair of girls who caught my eye and I waited for the boss to decide he was ready for my and bumped into Delia, now that was a good move. And I spent a great time in the room. Great English and later when I was preparing to leave for Cologne I approached them again and asked why, when they are clearly 2 of the best girls there, they were constantly sitting around with no takers and bade them farewell. I don't know if I'll be back, in contrast to Acapulco to which I'll almost certainly return.

Then it was a half hour drive to the familiarity of Samya.

[Jack Andy42]

Went with Nikki. Twice. Very sweet Czech.

A cup, short, black hair tied tight. Very friendly, smiling good session which is why I went twice.

Still one of my favorite clubs, facility, food, deserts, beer is still better than most clubs. Nice they have magazines, very easy to spend an entire day.

JA

[Vito Corleone]

I came here on April 2 Thursday.

Attended at about 2 PM. There were about 15 girls similar to FE. This place is good for some fun but it is very hard to get stunners here.

However this is my report:

Daria, moldovian, long black hair, cute, black eyes, great DFK, but once in the room she took her clothes off and I was not impressed. She has a tummy and her skin is loose. Body is a 5-6 and face 7 so I was not to eager to bang. I did but it was not getting hard and I just had her do me HJ. She has a very nice friendly attitude.

Threesome with 2 romanian chicks, beatrice and antionia, great DFK and very friendly, was fun.

Pretty good overall. Left at 11 pm after nice sauna. I like the food here.

Again, I could not find any ladies with silicone. The last time I was here I banged a hot german chick with silicone and forgot her name. It was like a porn movie.

No silicone? Geez, my sources must have been wrong!

[Banana Boi]

Palace isn't as bad as people make it out to be. It may have been 3 years ago but with other clubs catching up on the push for extras, Palace is starting to look normal. There are some girls with attitude but don't let that be a deterrent cause there are nice girls at Palace as well.

I really need to dedicate a night when I'm hungry to hit PSR. Ordering 3-4 a la carte steak dinners alone would be worth my 50 euro entry. Of course I'd be too full to session.

[Dutedrac]

The club has gone downhill since long time and no sign of improvement yet, the good days of 3-5 years ago with nice laid back atmosphere and some real nice ladies with top notch services are gone.

Facilities need renovation, management must be doing something wrong since the best providers have left and no replacement.

The place currently sucks, mostly a bunch of nasty Romanians plus a few overweight milfs, even on a weekend night.

Fresh food and draft beer still good, but that's it.

[Luv Fake]

Try Palace.

HB.

Always had the urge to try it. I even went to there physically and changed my mind at the reception due to the many negative reports found here on the forum.

Still, I think I have to try it. If I go back to Frankfurt in a couple days, I may just go there.

[Sirioja]

Try Palace.

HB.

Or Artémis.

[Hessen Bub]

Again, I could not find any ladies with silicone.

Try Palace.

HB.

[Luv Fake]

Thanks for the PSR review. How many girls were there when you left Thursday at 11 pm?

Cora was a sexy German with fakes. Pretty sure she hasn't been there for some time.

About 20-25.

[Banana Boi]

Thanks for the PSR review. How many girls were there when you left Thursday at 11 pm?

Cora was a sexy German with fakes. Pretty sure she hasn't been there for some time.

[Luv Fake]

I came here on April 2 Thursday.

Attended at about 2 PM. There were about 15 girls similar to FE. This place is good for some fun but it is very hard to get stunners here.

However this is my report:

Daria, moldovian, long black hair, cute, black eyes, great DFK, but once in the room she took her clothes off and I was not impressed. She has a tummy and her skin is loose. Body is a 5-6 and face 7 so I was not to eager to bang. I did but it was not getting hard and I just had her do me HJ. She has a very nice friendly attitude.

Threesome with 2 romanian chicks, beatrice and antionia, great DFK and very friendly, was fun.

Pretty good overall. Left at 11 pm after nice sauna. I like the food here.

Again, I could not find any ladies with silicone. The last time I was here I banged a hot german chick with silicone and forgot her name. It was like a porn movie.

[Sirioja]

I do not go to PSR that often due to the line up being poor and in low numbers, but you mentioning that there was 50 girls on a Saturday indicates to me to comment that I cannot ever recall seeing that many girls at PSR. Well done if PSR is attracting that many to come to the club in the winter months.

Maybe 50 girls, but not same pretty look girls than in Frankfurt, even friendly.

I will return only for Lena. Let, blond MILF but charming Slavian look.