FKK Sharks - Darmstadt

[ExpatLover]

Last night of my trip to FKK land tonight. Worked last night until midnight so too late for me to hit a club. Was near to the Hauptbahnof so decided to take a walk through RLD. One particularly pretty blonde outside a club but this area looked fairly dangerous to me. Got accosted by several people offering drugs and one guy was not happy I was not going into the club and tried to block my path forward. After one attempt at politely telling him I wasn't interested he persisted and positively moved to one side to stop my progress. Told him that I really did not want to have to force him to let me pass and I'd like to keep it friendly but if he grabbed me again he was going to end up on the floor. Seemed to do the trick and off I went. Made a fairly quick escape from the area and wouldn't fancy venturing back. Grim.

Frankfurt RDL district is not a safe place at all for us mongers, 0 reason even to spend 1 minute there, full of illegal migrants dealing in ethnically groups and sometimes fighting each other for territories.

[Pessimist]

Scarlet is one of the hotter looking girls at Sharks. Pretty face, tight bid, nice tits, good English, sassy attitude but friendly. A good all around girl. Service OK. Has improved over the years.

Yvonna, or Ivona used to an OK looker, but now less than GND in my view. Sorry, I'm being blunt. She aged faster than her real years. Ivana, the slimmer one (fish tank) on the other hand, still looks good. But I have not seen Ivana in a few months.

[PayForIt]

Last night of my trip to FKK land tonight. Worked last night until midnight so too late for me to hit a club. Was near to the Hauptbahnof so decided to take a walk through RLD. One particularly pretty blonde outside a club but this area looked fairly dangerous to me. Got accosted by several people offering drugs and one guy was not happy I was not going into the club and tried to block my path forward. After one attempt at politely telling him I wasn't interested he persisted and positively moved to one side to stop my progress. Told him that I really did not want to have to force him to let me pass and I'd like to keep it friendly but if he grabbed me again he was going to end up on the floor. Seemed to do the trick and off I went. Made a fairly quick escape from the area and wouldn't fancy venturing back. Grim.

Before the report on today's events at Sharks thought I'd mention Stuggi's post. Very pleased to hear renovations are taking place and hope it is not just the bar. In particular I hope they sort out the ventilation in the rooms (so hot today), then also the massage rooms. They used to be around the back of the fish tank which was great. Now they are virtually in the club and even with headphones it is so noisy and not relaxing at all.

They need to think about the food service. Whilst for me the food in Sharks is head and shoulders above most clubs (not Sukura Stuttgart), I arrived at the club today and there was nothing available at all from 3 pm to 5 pm when the fruit was put out. The main bbq took forever and didn't start till gone 5 pm. So 2 hours with no food in a club where entry fee includes food. Not great.

The smoke in the bar is also very heavy. I hope they install a smokers room like at Mainhattan so the rest of us who don't smoke can avoid the ingestion of cancer inducing smoke. Passive smoking can cause premature death in non-smokers. Passive smoking increases the risk of coronary heart disease by 25-40% - almost the same level as a smoker. Second-hand smoke contains more than 7000 chemicals, with 69 cancer-causing chemicals. At Living Room I would imagine the chances of serious illness or death if you spend much time in that main lounge is high! Sharks is a little better as it is bigger but not a lot. In a lot of countries it is illegal now to smoke in bars. I don't want to stop people who want to kill themselves prematurely from doing so if that is their wish (to risk it) but give them an area to do it in! And let's get a kino back at Sharks. Lots of renovations needed so I hope all of the above is within the works. No information seems to be available on how long this will all take.

Onto the day. I normally don't arrive in daytime but did today. Enjoyed a beer at the pool and watching one pretty blonde throwing a ball into the pool for guys and jumping about.

The sun was out but went in about 3. 30 pm but it was fine to sit out. Read a book, listened to music and chilled. Approached several times despite wearing headphones (phone in robe and listening to music).

Overall I would say the LU was reasonable but nothing amazing. There were two very pretty blonde girls with longish very curly hair. Both were slim. One wore red lingerie / basque and was taller that the other and had larger breasts. The other was shorter, had high cheek bones, quite pretty and was constantly with her brunette friend. If anyone recognises who these ladies are from the above descriptions I'd be interested to know. Alas did not get to chat with either. The usual sausage fest on Sunday was present. I'm not sure why I bothered to leave Sharks till last and go on a Sunday but it is how it panned out.

First up, decided to finally room with Yvonna. Not Ivana as she was clear to tell me. Nice pretty girl, been in the club a few years and lovely natural see cups. Sits by the massage room beyond the main bar. Long mousey coloured hair (no extensions). Really good room for an hour with her. Great service and attitude.

Off for massage with Pia my favourite lady masseuse. One of the Thai ladies. Always excellent and today was no exception - 90 minutes but in the area cordoned off by sauna / showers and inside the main club so far too noisy.

Round two with Scarlett. First time with her. 23 year old, fresh looking brunette (Ro). Good vibes, very natural looking girl. Natural bee cups, only tattoos are one on a foot and one on wrist. Very white body with no suntan at all. Great hour with her too left me very tired not least as the room felt like it was 200 degrees.

A good visit, more than 5 girls I'd have gone to a room with which equates to a successful visit for me.

Enjoyed it but would love the club so much more if the suggested above alterations were implemented.

[Sirioja]

At Oase, you can get cash with 10% charge. At Wellcum Austria, with 5% charge. At Globe or Freubad, You can pay girls, but not get cash.

Also at Andiamo Villach. At, cash with 10% charge.

[Craiova]

In Frankfurt I think all clubs have an ATM machine to withdraw cash from either debit or credit card. High fees though around 9-10 euro.

Only Oase has no ATM from the Frankfurt big5 FKK clubs. At Oase you get money with your CC at reception with high provision and they see CC name. Therefore I've never used this at Oase.

[Stuggi]

Monday 12th August for 3 weeks renovations in the Shark. Club is still open, but you have to deal with massive limitations!

Therefore they've already put a tent outside, I've already seen it Friday. I guess it is a bar counter substitute sth like that. Entry fee stays the same as far as I know. Bar counter is getting changed completely, maybe they also change some other things. Information policy still weak, no info on the Clubs-Homepage. I guess most guests will still visit the Club, paying any entrance fee without thinking, therefore Sharks would be stupid if they would reduce the price.

I hope they improve air quality which is always bad (me as a smoker I think the air quality is bad! They got hatches and air circulation on the roof, but I guess nobody cares or they want to save some money (electricity).

And I also hope they put a self service soda pump outside the kitchen area so the customers can pull some soda-drinks themselves, just like in other clubs. The bar counter girls are so slow. The club would help themselves too if they would outsource the 0 Euro soda-drinker customers like me.

[Sirioja]

Any clubs in Frankfurt or anywhere in Germany, Zurich, etc?

I want to get cash from my credit card. I don't really care if there is a fee.

At Oase, you can get cash with 10% charge. At Wellcum Austria, with 5% charge. At Globe or Freubad, You can pay girls, but not get cash.

[Member #4636]

Any clubs in Frankfurt or anywhere in Germany, Zurich, etc?

I want to get cash from my credit card. I don't really care if there is a fee.

In Frankfurt I think all clubs have an ATM machine to withdraw cash from either debit or credit card. High fees though around 9-10 euro.

[BarryManila]

From Monday the 12th of August will start renovations at Sharks. Some parts of the club will be closed off. The bar area will also be affected.

[BackpackBrian]

Any clubs in Frankfurt or anywhere in Germany, Zurich, etc?

I want to get cash from my credit card. I don't really care if there is a fee.

[Hugo100]

From America to Frankfurt and on to Darmstadt. That has often been my way and it has always been worth it because Sharks is.

A super horny club. In the summer I enjoy the plant and the.

Good food. Colleagues recommended Bonita to me, but I could not find her. Either she was not there. But.

Secretly I hoped that I could see Elif again. I ran.

That's why and what luck. Suddenly I saw her with her sister. It was a great reunion joy. Elif is one.

My favorite and I enjoyed another great hour with her.

In the room. Your kisses. Your blowjob and this hot ass.

- just fantastic for good sex. She also knows what a customer wants and goes wonderfully with. Elif is a great woman. I'm coming.

Again and looking forward to you today.

[Craiova]

ATM there takes Visa, I tried, doesn't charge fee if you are customer of a German direct bank like DKB.

However every girl there has a slot but not for credit cards. I've never heard they charge via cards.

Nevertheless from some girls you can get ATM service. LOL.

[Stuggi]

I know Globe will take my credit card, charge it, and then pay the girl right there.

I think I remember Oase or World doing this 5+ years ago, but they charged me like 10-15%.

Does Sharks do this? Or does anyone know of any other German FKK that do this?

I like to get the miles!

ATM there takes Visa, I tried, doesn't charge fee if you are customer of a German direct bank like DKB.

Collecting Miles is a strange habit for me, just doing things to geht the miles? OK but I hate to fly, maybe I don't have the understanding.

However every girl there has a slot but not for credit cards. I've never heard they charge via cards. I think this would lead to problems with taxes and IRS cause every girl is just working there for their own, not for the club, they are just.

Customers too like we are. They got to keep it separated otherwise German IRS charges turnover taxes (maybe partially) to the club, which they of course want to avoid. That's why most clubs in Germany don't have a Line-Up-List.

On their Homepages and if they got it leads to a third party homepage. Only a few clubs take the risk to mix up their business (which is to provide the hardware, the club) with the girl's businesses. IRS is always waiting here in Germany.

Like I say, you can mess up with mafia, the marines or Medellin, the most dangerous organisation on this planet is German IRS aka DAS FINANZAMT!

[Sirioja]

I know Globe will take my credit card, charge it, and then pay the girl right there.

I think I remember Oase or World doing this 5+ years ago, but they charged me like 10-15%.

Does Sharks do this? Or does anyone know of any other German FKK that do this?

I like to get the miles!

In whole Switzerland, you can pay with credit card, but charged. In Wellcum Austria, you can pay with credit card, no charge for entry, 5% for cash. At Oase, you can pay with credit card, charged. Not at Sharks, but ATM.

[BackpackBrian]

I know Globe will take my credit card, charge it, and then pay the girl right there.

I think I remember Oase or World doing this 5+ years ago, but they charged me like 10-15%.

Does Sharks do this? Or does anyone know of any other German FKK that do this?

I like to get the miles!