FKK Sharks - Darmstadt

[Spanish Main]

Actually the word is Klugscheisser. Put me on the ignore list, up to you.

HB

Hessen Bub, I think your response to Euro100 confirms his point. Your specialty seems to be petty criticism and single sentence bullshit rather that constructive help to fellow members. Who here, in a forum like this, gives a toss about how to pronounce "Cat". I want to know which clubs and which girls are best for some sexy fun.

Perhaps the smart move, HB, would be to redeem yourself by posting a few real reports that would give us occasional visitors to your part of the world some useful advice.

[Dragonrider]

So, last day of the trip. Decide to go to FKK Sharks in Darmstadt. 14. 90e for a dayticket from Frankfurt. Took the 11:05 train and took a taxi to Sharks (8e gave him a 10). Some guy comes out and tell me that the club is closed. Some pipe burst. As I watch my taxi drive off, this is not good. Made my way back to Frankfurt but wasted 3 hours plus 25e. Ended up going to Palace and had a great time.

Didn't think to ask him when it might be open again. I would call before heading down there.

I met some ISG guys at Oase last night who were going there tomorrow. Doubt they'll read this in time.

[Hessen Bub]

Actually the word is Klugscheisser. Put me on the ignore list, up to you.

HB

[Euro100]

I usually do not get into this type of back-and-forth flaming with other members. But for you I make an exception. I just browsed the last couple of hundred of your posts, and they are all of the one sentence or two sentence variety, making slight corrections to and put-downs of posts from other members. No real reports. Always just attempts to show your superior knowledge. The Germans have a word for that, and it is Besserwisser.

Your silly immature needling of Christopherd's recent Sakura report (a real report!) got him so pissed that he decided that he would post no further in the FKK part of the forum. Now you start the Kat vs Cat banter. She pronounced her name like the English word "cut" to me, perhaps because she thought I was German (my German is decent enough that I can get away with that). Perhaps she uses both pronunciations on different occasions. Who the hell cares?

It's your country and you basically seem to live at the FKKs (80 visits to Palace in one year?) , we get all this. Then how about writing some real reports on your experiences? I only get to FKKland a couple of times a year, and I try to make the best out of that time and then report so that other members can get some useful advice on how to make better use of their FKK visits. How about you doing the same? Real reports make a forum worthwhile, short snippets of oneupmanship do not.

[London Traveller]

Could folks get back to posting some useful and interesting information about this up-and-coming FKK? It would be much appreciated!

[Hessen Bub]

What are you trying to tell me? I am talking about how Germans are pronouncing/spelling these two words. "Kat" usually is the short version of Katharina in German. It is pronounced "cut" as € wrote. Whereas "Cat" would be English for "Katze" and pronounced like "Cat" or "Kät". She calls herself Cat. Any questions?

HB

[Breadman]

Here we can have a serious discussion. It was you who wrote her name ist pronounced like "cut" which is not the case, it is pronounced and spelled "Cat". No need to say thank you for that one.

HB

I'm pretty sure to most people 'Cat' and 'Kat' are pronounced exactly the same. But lets let google decide it for us. Kat sounds like 'cat'

http://translate.google.com/#en|de|kat

Cat sounds just like 'kat'

http://translate.google.com/#en|de|cat

Hit the little speaker button on the bottom corner Hessen Bub.
http://translate.google.com/#en|de|o...t%20from%20kat

[Hessen Bub]

Thank you for that extremely important correction. Unfortunately I failed to inquire about the spelling. Will try to do better in the future.

Here we can have a serious discussion. It was you who wrote her name ist pronounced like "cut" which is not the case, it is pronounced and spelled "Cat". No need to say thank you for that one.

Here we can have a serious discussion. On the evening I was at Sharks they had three different meat choices. And they had a buffet salad bar. This is miles and miles above Oase.

I said food quality at Sharks is very different from day to day, somewhere between Palace and Oase. I had excellent and crappy food in DARMstadt.

HB

[Euro100]

Was Cat one of the choices? Some guys go to extreme to get some pussy.

Good one! Yes, I munched a bit on Cat's crotch, but I did not count that. Delicious, BTW, and absolutely non-fattening!

[Breadman]

On the evening I was at Sharks they had three different meat choices. And they had a buffet salad bar.

Was Cat one of the choices? Some guys go to extreme to get some pussy.

[Euro100]

Actually "Kat's" name is Cat.

Thank you for that extremely important correction. Unfortunately I failed to inquire about the spelling. Will try to do better in the future.

And the food is somewhere between Palace and Oase, usually unfortunately closer to Oase.

Here we can have a serious discussion. On the evening I was at Sharks they had three different meat choices. And they had a buffet salad bar. This is miles and miles above Oase.

[Hessen Bub]

Actually "Kat's" name is Cat.

And the food is somewhere between Palace and Oase, usually unfortunately closer to Oase.

HB

[Euro100]

I decided to see for myself how Sharks compares to the Hessen Big-3. Was there on Tuesday. Just my luck, Dessoustag. Bummer.

There were about 30 to 40 girls available when I entered around 10 pm. Not bad! I would say that that fewer really pretty faces were to be found than at Palace, but the selection was decent.

The layout of this place is terrific, with a two-story open main lounge, dominated by a huge bar, with about 30 barstools around it, in the center. Plenty of sofas in various arrangements distributed along the perimeter. A nice bistro with lots of tables on one side. A generous set of stairs leading to a second-floor pool, hot tub, and lounge area. The upstairs offer a great vantage point to get an overview over the talent in the main area. The lighting is good enough so that you can check out the girls, which to me is pretty important. Since it opened less than a year ago, everything is pretty new.

I took a look at the food, which seems almost up there with Palace, but to be honest I did not eat. I had a business dinner a couple of hours before, and I do not really go to FKKs to stuff myself anyway. They make a very decent cappuccino at the bar, and the usual soft drinks are also included in you entry fee. All in all, pretty competitive with the upper tear of the FKKs (I. E. Palace, Oase, World, Paradise, Sakura, VV). I will certainly visit again.

Usually I like to wait at least half an hour after entering a new place to check out the overall level of talent. But here I took a quick 10 minute recon-walk around the premises and then sat down at the bar for my first mineral water. I noticed a girl with a really beautiful face right next to me. Picture a Caucasian Rihanna with her short haircut, and you have a fair idea of what I was looking at. She is German and goes by the name of Kat (pronounced like 'cut'). It turns out that Kat can hold a pretty intelligent conversation about many issues. She did not push for heading to 'the room' at all, but gave me the impression that she really likes to talk with me. I certainly like to talk with her.

Kat told me she was not happy with the number of sessions she was pulling at Sharks. She said she was just not comfortable with aggressively approaching men, and that she also did not want to approach men, if they were visually not appealing to her. Since Sharks need to move to stay alive, I can see that this might be a problem in the Shark-tank.

We moved to a sofa and commenced our chat, with ever-so-light touches. When I tried to kiss, she said she did not want heavy foreplay in public. In another situation this might have been a red flag to me, but somehow my antennas did not go up in this case. Sometimes you just have to trust your instincts.

Eventually, after about 40 minutes of banter, I decided that it was time. We went upstairs to look for a room. The one we used was nicely furnished and had clean linen sitting on the bed. We took our time and it turned into a great passionate session, one of the best I had this year.

After I took my post-session shower, I tried to determine if there was another girl with a better visual appeal for me. And I could not find one. There are two lessons to be learned from this encounter: 1. Sometimes warning signals are meant to be ignored, playing by the book does not always work, and instincts are to be followed. 2. Good things do not always come to those who wait.

[Lastman]

How does sharks compare with Mainhattan and Palace with regards to

Quality of girls.

Quantity of girls?

Also want to avoid lingerie day, which is, I was told, on Wednesdays on both Palace and Mainhattan, and one of my 2 days is. Wednesday.

My current inclination would therefore be to go to Palace on arrival on day one. 6 pm to 2 am, and then head up to Sharks for day 2, between 12 and 6?

Does this make sense?

I went on a Wednesday about a month ago and the lineup wasn't great.mostly 6/7's with one eight

[Jymondor]

Quantity of girls?

As a general opinion quality girls is better in Mainhetten. But during my last two visits to both clubs in late August I gave preference to Sharks.

On a week day form 6pm till, say 2 am, and.

During the day from, say. 12 to 6 pm?

Of course better line-up at Sharks is after 7:00 PM when night shift arrives. However some nice looking girls available all day long because they live there. 6PM to 2AM will be better there.

Reading the posts, and looking at the websites, it seems that Sharks is the best place as regards installations etc, but quantity / quality of girls may be sometimes average.

Facility is great if you like IKEA design) Joke. They have some fixture from IKEA. But facility is really the best in industry IMHO. Maybe World can compete but Sharks us newer.

But this seems also the case at Mainhattan, where installations seem less spacious. I know well Palace, have been there often, like even early morniong, and always found somebody to play with. However, I am keen to explore new pastures.

Mainhetten lost lots when they separated smoking area. Mani girls sitting there and impossible to see all lineup. From other hand low ceilings made air unbearable for non-smokers there when smoking was allowed an bar area. High ceilings in Sharks eliminate this problem.