FKK Sharks - Darmstadt

[Gino02]

Merkel perfectly knows what is important for the German economy and people: brothels, FKK, Doner Kebab. Are not. First of all mostly are not controlled by German people, even the employees are not German, and contrary that what some are writing here, they can get corona support but they need also to declare their real revenues in the previous years, but all those business have a lot of cash payment and always try to escape the taxes.

Merkel has no clue, but her (and her party's even after she goes away) advantage is that the current bunch of German voters are even more clueless. Read this: https://www.dw.com/en/german-economy...sis/a-57650920.

[HammerTime96]

There is another rule, they divided the club in two zones, a green one and a red one. If you want to see a girl in the other zone you have to ask the reception to let you change.

For the monitoring, there are only 15 guests allowed in each time slot so it must be rather easy for them to keep track of who's inside.

Sounds like a lot of fun. / sarc.

[Sailor501]

FKKs play a very important role in German society. They prevent thousands of German men from becoming rapists and perverts which in turn makes those men more productive and hence more profitable for the German economy.

A happy cow, is A productive cow.

[Turgid]

Merkel perfectly knows what is important for the German economy and people: brothels, FKK, Doner Kebab. Are not. First of all mostly are not controlled by German people, even the employees are not German, and contrary that what some are writing here, they can get corona support but they need also to declare their real revenues in the previous years, but all those business have a lot of cash payment and always try to escape the taxes.

FKKs play a very important role in German society. They prevent thousands of German men from becoming rapists and perverts which in turn makes those men more productive and hence more profitable for the German economy.

[Pessimist]

If the max number of people allowed inside is not reached yes you can stay 3 hours more for 50 euros.

There is another rule, they divided the club in two zones, a green one and a red one. If you want to see a girl in the other zone you have to ask the reception to let you change.

For the monitoring, there are only 15 guests allowed in each time slot so it must be rather easy for them to keep track of who's inside.

Thank you, that is really helpful. However, even with just 15 guests, they have to keep an intrusive eye on their guests or even potentially badger them "hey, your 3 hours are up" which I imagine would be very irritating to most guys.

On the other hand, must be great for the girls. Johns will be looking to make the most of their 3 hours and will be in a rush to get their sessions in and not negotiate too hard.

Until conditions / service / prices /#girls revert to pre-Covid normal levels, it is totally futile for any fly in tourist. I will be a slow follower when it comes to this, I guess.

[ExpatLover]

Yes I agree Markel was Obsessive, but I hope with the fast vaccination rate and low cases and death in June, she will not be able to justify her decisions to close the economy, I hope everything will open is Summer including FKK.

Merkel perfectly knows what is important for the German economy and people: brothels, FKK, Doner Kebab. Are not. First of all mostly are not controlled by German people, even the employees are not German, and contrary that what some are writing here, they can get corona support but they need also to declare their real revenues in the previous years, but all those business have a lot of cash payment and always try to escape the taxes.

[BigBuddy69]

Wow. Do they allow you to spend another 3 hours if you pay up 50 more? Or do you have to exit, stand in the line again and pay 50 to get back in?

Unless you want to meet up w / a specific girl that you like very much it appears to me that you are better off paying some hooker outside the club, if you need a release that badly.

How is the 3 hour period monitored and enforced?

If the max number of people allowed inside is not reached yes you can stay 3 hours more for 50 euros.

There is another rule, they divided the club in two zones, a green one and a red one. If you want to see a girl in the other zone you have to ask the reception to let you change.

For the monitoring, there are only 15 guests allowed in each time slot so it must be rather easy for them to keep track of who's inside.

[SobeLizard]

I fully agree, but even IF Germans will vote differently, it will take many years to rebuild much of the nation and get Germany back to the economic foundation that FKK clubs are built upon.

Here (in German) are some videos from NDR German State TV highlighting the complete FUCK UP that Germany made of the Covid1984 situation. It's not just government bureaucracy, but also a total lack of customer service and local authorities that could not organize a binge drinking party in a brewery.

Local nonsense: https://youtu.be/L_z-YW5Io7g.

More local madness: https://youtu.be/ZOeGCVXAaHE.

Hamburger business owner going bankrupt, getting no financial assistance: https://youtu.be/V24C5mHPpuk.

Unable to get vaccinated + guy told on 17th Jan that he should have quarantined 3 weeks ago: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5tpI9BHEA0.

Unable to get an appointment for vaccination + chaotic Covid rules: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKxccdNYLNU.

Police detectives working from home (taking criminal investigation dossiers home! But not allowed to print out anything at home: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HRol45GUBI.

The list goes on and on and on. You really couldn't make this shit up, even if you tried. LOL!

Well done.

An astute assessment on the current conditions.

Good resources of information and facts that back the sentiments in Germany.

Slightly on the negative side but good to know how a "segment of the population" lives in the current situation in German.

[Pessimist]

Sixsens opened yesterday but on a degraded mode.

Only three hours of presence for 50 euros.

Wow. Do they allow you to spend another 3 hours if you pay up 50 more? Or do you have to exit, stand in the line again and pay 50 to get back in?

Unless you want to meet up w / a specific girl that you like very much it appears to me that you are better off paying some hooker outside the club, if you need a release that badly.

How is the 3 hour period monitored and enforced?

[HammerTime96]

Not the same. I was in FKKs in Switzerland and Austria many times last summer but most FKKs in Germany, particularly Hesse, were closed. The way Markel and Germany is handing Covid, I doubt Sharks will open until next year. Germans need to wake up and vote correctly in September if they want their lives back.

I fully agree, but even IF Germans will vote differently, it will take many years to rebuild much of the nation and get Germany back to the economic foundation that FKK clubs are built upon.

Here (in German) are some videos from NDR German State TV highlighting the complete FUCK UP that Germany made of the Covid1984 situation. It's not just government bureaucracy, but also a total lack of customer service and local authorities that could not organize a binge drinking party in a brewery.

Local nonsense: https://youtu.be/L_z-YW5Io7g.

More local madness: https://youtu.be/ZOeGCVXAaHE.

Hamburger business owner going bankrupt, getting no financial assistance: https://youtu.be/V24C5mHPpuk.

Unable to get vaccinated + guy told on 17th Jan that he should have quarantined 3 weeks ago: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5tpI9BHEA0.

Unable to get an appointment for vaccination + chaotic Covid rules: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKxccdNYLNU.

Police detectives working from home (taking criminal investigation dossiers home! But not allowed to print out anything at home: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HRol45GUBI.

The list goes on and on and on. You really couldn't make this shit up, even if you tried. LOL!

And yet people think that Germany is the country of the Autobahn, high tech, and where everything is super-organised!

Expect this chaos to continue, and heaven forbid, if the Green Party wins in September, this will mean the end of Germany as we know it. They already are talking about "Klima-Lockdowns" in Germany: shutdowns for environmental reasons! This is NOT a joke, as the German Constitutional Court in Karlshuhe has ruled that:

The judges ruled that young people’s “fundamental rights to a human future” were threatened and that the law in its current state jeopardised their freedom because the goals set were too focused on dates too far in the future.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/20...t-tough-enough

It's a far swim across the Atlantic back to the USA for American FKK Lovers (fully vaccinated, no doubt, hahaha) who will suddenly find return flights cancelled and FKK clubs closed again because Germany locked down another time, this time to 'save the planet. ' The European radical left has tasted blood and lockdowns in combination with Covid-Ecological scaremongering are effective tools to implement their neo-Marxist world views through the backdoor.

https://www.die-gdi.de/en/the-curren...limate-action/

[Sirioja]

The infection rate is dropping fast because of the vaccination program, 67 per 100,000 now. It could be another month, more likely two before FKK's will be allowed to open so August is starting to look a little more promising.

Just before elections? Really suicidal politics. And I wonder how it will be after holidays, when cold will return.

[Downandup]

Yes I agree Markel was Obsessive, but I hope with the fast vaccination rate and low cases and death in June, she will not be able to justify her decisions to close the economy, I hope everything will open is Summer including FKK.

The infection rate is dropping fast because of the vaccination program, 67 per 100,000 now. It could be another month, more likely two before FKK's will be allowed to open so August is starting to look a little more promising.

[Sirioja]

Yes I agree Markel was Obsessive, but I hope with the fast vaccination rate and low cases and death in June, she will not be able to justify her decisions to close the economy, I hope everything will open is Summer including FKK.

Germany just put UK as risky area with 2 weeks quarantine, even you are vaccined and even if negative test on arrival, ranked mutants area. They seemed to understand vaccined can still spread, when UK mutant killed EU on this year and now Indian mutant spreading in UK, maybe black mushroom will also follow. Germany just seem to think they already had enough deaths, around 90 000 and not finished, I won t blame them to try to protect their citizens. When we have now in France a UK mutant mutation. When 80% cases in India were under UK mutant and now Indian mutant is spreading in UK, kind of tennis.

[Tuber19]

Not the same. I was in FKKs in Switzerland and Austria many times last summer but most FKKs in Germany, particularly Hesse, were closed. The way Markel and Germany is handing Covid, I doubt Sharks will open until next year. Germans need to wake up and vote correctly in September if they want their lives back.

Yes I agree Markel was Obsessive, but I hope with the fast vaccination rate and low cases and death in June, she will not be able to justify her decisions to close the economy, I hope everything will open is Summer including FKK.

[Mursenary]

Not the same. I was in FKKs in Switzerland and Austria many times last summer but most FKKs in Germany, particularly Hesse, were closed. The way Markel and Germany is handing Covid, I doubt Sharks will open until next year. Germans need to wake up and vote correctly in September if they want their lives back.

Well Merkel is already out so you won't have to worry about her.