FKK Sharks - Darmstadt

[Sirioja]

Where are the voices raised in anger against the rudeness of Sharks staff (I'd gladly give them a towel if it meant they deigned to treat me like a human being)..

On beginning of 2016 , I visited Sharks for 2 days on each week end, for Megan, Ariana, Karin, Rena. Now I don't visit so often, once on 3 months, because no more regular, wet tornado even a real hot woman is not pretty enough to become a weekly regular, but for my last visits, desk is more friendly than before, bar is faster than before and much faster than at Wellcum. On this Sunday, like before, I asked the bar to play Formula 1 and they immediately played, when it was complicated at Oase on Saturday, for tries. Many guys were asking me about the race leader. Of course, not so fun than at GT with my NL friends supporting crazy Maxou when I support Kimi. Unfortunately couldn't watch podium and interviews, because they changed to play Leipzig versus Freiburg.

About girls, some new pretty, but not woman types, they are friendly and smiling, no upselling and no problem about new law at Sharks.

Jeje. De was the woman look of this Sunday, why I wanted her, friendly, very wet and asking for fingers, sensitive with liquid, but her skill don't worth more than 50, compared to my NRW regulars level. Usually I say to them to stay at home as long they can, but I will have to ask them when they plan to return, because I miss "sex like at home" with my top GF.

[Optimist]

HH.

Agree with all your points all the way down the line.

I don't think clubs generally are models of good management, and even if they seem to be so, who knows what goes on behind the scenes.

I know of one other club where at least sometimes they behaved properly, but that could just be my own lucky experience.

[Horny Harry]

Thanks fort the link Optimist.

I am continually astonished at the lack of good attitude by Sharks personnel (not the working girls).

For 65 euros one gets:

1. Reception staff usually uninterested on arrival and departure of guests

2. On occasions exceptionally rude staff in outside barbecue. I have witnessed one girl who was offensive to fellow workers, girls, and male customers.

3. Toilet paper running out!

4 Hairdryer not working.

5 Cups in water cooler running out.

6 Refusal to allow guests arriving at 3. 00 to pick up a few bits of food while staff clearing away.

7. Toilets not cleaned sufficiently frequently when club is busy.

Exceptions are the man who cooks the omelette, the bar staff, and one or two of the outside staff.

The club is sloppy and uncaring in its customer care. All these issues are really so easy to rectify with the tiniest effort and expenditure.

Well, I totally agree with you with the above points, but don't you think that it's a vicious circle between management and the customers? I've notice quite a, let me put it mildly, '3rd world attitude' of some customers at Sharks especially compared for example to GT. And in addition to that, GT also employs a small army of guys who continuously keep the place looking spotless. The controversial GT door policy has been discussed here many times over, but IMHO he big problem at Sharks is that they don't seem to even have a door policy. I've never seen any security there and they appear to let just any riffraff in, so long as the pay the E65.

HH. Natural justice. A girl was believed by the club to be doing something illegal and immediately thrown out of the club (I mean immediately, like five minutes) with no chance to put her case. Eventually she managed to get back to the manager to establish that it was in fact a case of mistaken identity by the club. No apology received. She was allowed to come back to work the same day, but had to pay a second entry fee!!Natural justice requires that the accused person puts their case before judgement, not after.

Again, I agree with you, but you honestly think this is limited to Sharks? Just look at the kind of people who run and own these clubs...

[Carpe Viam]

I fully agree with you that most staff are definitely not customer friendly (rather un-fucking-friendly).

The gap of sympathy between two guys of kitchen wearing both black glasses are enormous. One is super good, another is so so who insulted a girl in restaurant.

[Carpe Viam]

I suspect that many bathrooms throughout Romania are copiously adorned with towels from Sharks and other FKKs.

This is why girls have the right to use only 4 pink towels in a day at Sharks.

[Optimist]

HH. Natural justice. A girl was believed by the club to be doing something illegal and immediately thrown out of the club (I mean immediately, like five minutes) with no chance to put her case. Eventually she managed to get back to the manager to establish that it was in fact a case of mistaken identity by the club. No apology received. She was allowed to come back to work the same day, but had to pay a second entry fee!!Natural justice requires that the accused person puts their case before judgement, not after.

[Optimist]

http://www.internationalsexguide.inf...178&viewfull=1#post2049178.

It's post 14523.

Not sure it warrants the reading.

My comments about towel stealing was totally facetious.

No, I'm not saying that Sharks is a dirtier operation than any other club. I don't know what goes on behind scenes everywhere. I just think their customer service is absolutely crap

Cheers.

[Horny Harry]

I did a thorough post a few months ago on the iniquities of Sharks.

For the record when I arrive at the Pearly Gates, I do not condone the stealing of towels.

Fair enough, but you have over 3000 posts to your name, so do you mind dropping a hint or sharing a link? Oh, and I though you didn't want to post details? I'm curious now, what is so evil about the management of Sharks. I fully agree with you that most staff are definitely not customer friendly (rather un-fucking-friendly), but I doubt that nicking a couple towels or robes will make them see the light. The only language they understand is a serious drop in visitors, but compared to other clubs, Sharks still is the cleanest towel or robe (😉 ) in the dirty laundry hamper.

[Optimist]

Oh dear, KosherOptimist to the rescue of KosherKowboy? Perhaps you should post the details of how apparently Sharks "totally ignores any principles of natural justice," that way we can condemn them equally, instead of portraying the rest of us as 'picking' on poor Kowboy. I never heard you complain much about Sharks management, so if I may ask you, what has Sharks done to you that you condone stealing towels and robes?

I did a thorough post a few months ago on the iniquities of Sharks.

For the record when I arrive at the Pearly Gates, I do not condone the stealing of towels.

Don't take my post about towel stealing too seriously, apart from my criticism of Sharks disdain of its customers.

Cheers.

[Kosher Kowboy]

the rescue of KosherKowboy? 'picking' on poor Kowboy. condone stealing towels and robes?

I don't need to be rescued, I can handle myself and defend myself if I so choose. As to Nick's comments his chosen words and direct insults reveal much more about him than myself wanting / taking a towel / robe as opposed to some others who simply offered an opinion and I respect the rights of others to have them. . Go head, pile on, Germany is a free country and I plan to be back. I'll take the heat, I am used to weeks of 100 degrees with no breaks.

As to poor Cowboy no need to worry. Our housing market is booming with no end in sight, the stock market is booming with huge equity over the last several years in accounts for both now and retirement, massive corporate profits are providing great pussy dividends pouring in and the bond markets are providing great steady income. Your fears of poor cowboy can be put to rest. That being said I think I will purchase a robe instead if they sell them.

I've already been told " I think they are pissed you revealed too much info on activities" (they are already well known, no girls names were mentioned) . I have been told some locals were pissed off I told a German to screw off in Spanish in a not so nice way in the sauna and found entertainment in it, so what. He insulted me, I returned the favor. Most would. As to your Viagra comment I would have given them away but the guy offered money, why not take it. Who cares, perhaps you should be happy for the German guys who used them and hopefully it enhanced their time. After all it is all about the pussy and they had a better time than they would have otherwise

You are probably right it is wrong to steal a towel, I'll admit such and man up, eat some crow and apologize if you guys were truly offended. However the above messages sent privately are the clear indicators that the towel and the robe are simply being used as red herrings (albeit a wrong action) for an underlying reason and I don't think I need to explain why as it is quite obvious nor does ' KosherOptimist' need to defend himself for his opinions and or sense of humor.

[Horny Harry]

As for your punishment. Well, as I know Sharks management totally ignores any principles of natural justice (I cannot put details in an open forum) I suggest that we all take a towel from Sharks and give them to you.

Oh dear, KosherOptimist to the rescue of KosherKowboy? Perhaps you should post the details of how apparently Sharks "totally ignores any principles of natural justice," that way we can condemn them equally, instead of portraying the rest of us as 'picking' on poor Kowboy. I never heard you complain much about Sharks management, so if I may ask you, what has Sharks done to you that you condone stealing towels and robes?

[Optimist]

KosherKowboy. Well you have got a lot of stick for stealing a towel. Maybe it's not a good thing to do but I'm not sure you need to be banned from Germany for that. Of all the bad things I've seen and heard about in the clubs over the years, stealing a towel is the least.

And to my mind your lack of social etiquette is as nothing to that displayed by Sharks and many of its staff.

Where are the voices raised in anger against the rudeness of Sharks staff (I'd gladly give them a towel if it meant they deigned to treat me like a human being), the inability of the club to provide a reliable water source, and so on. ?

As for your punishment. Well, as I know Sharks management totally ignores any principles of natural justice (I cannot put details in an open forum) I suggest that we all take a towel from Sharks and give them to you.

[Kosher Kowboy]

Good report otherwise, everything is Kosher, lol. Too bad you didn't remember the names of all the girls.

Speaking of bathroom, during a recent trip I saw this one Asian dude standing there in the shower and gleefully uri $$ nat$ing right there and then. I guess he abides by the Costanza dictum, if you gotta go then you gotta go. Anyway, as he was upstream from me, I was beyond disgusted and quickly ran out and complained to the front desk ladies but they simply shrugged.

What would you do if you saw such a thing? Slap the idiot?

Glad you found the report ' Kosher'.

I noticed the same thing in some club visits, guys openly going in the shower. Some of them didn't even make an attempt to disguise it and at minimum turn the shower on while they went. I have also seen guys use the mouthwash cups and spit the residue on the shower floors when there exist sinks to do such. I said nothing to them, just did my things and walked out.

As to the girls names I can't remember them all, maybe two of them but there is no reason to out their names as I chose to discuss services openly instead. To me it was one or the other and I am not outing names if I list services. A few local guys who PM'ed me and highly advised me to go to Sharks (thanks to those guys by the way) also asked me not to reveal any names and I agree with them. No need to. The Germans already know the names, the tourists will either forget them or waste their time looking for some ladies that other men had great times in a P4 P game that is mainly a YMMV game.

Even if I did know the names of the girls I would only have posted them without listing specific services, I chose rather than to list the names of girls with a generic ' blowjob' to rather list the specific service I got and let my fellow tourists do their own hunting knowing the answer to the magic question of the BBBJ availability. Since the law has been in effect for some time now I think club management and even law enforcement is fully aware what goes on in their backyard so I felt it best to simply list my services I paid for in specific, the girls names entirely left out for their privacy so many guys like myself can get more info they seek on services. Finding the girls is up to the guys. I don't use other guy's lists of girls or reviews to decide who to choose, I do so based on my own chatter and gut feelings I get walking, looking and talking around. The hunt to me is half the fun.

I don't think it would be fair to the girls to mention their names outright, the fact they do BBBJ / CIM and possibly cause them an issue. . Plus I can't pronounce most of them but their privacy was the main reason you see no names.

I hope that respectfully answered the reason no girls names were mentioned.

[Rogue Nation]

This does not make sense. The clubs are not supposed to manage the girls since they cannot set the prices the girls charge. If they can determines who the girl sees outside the club, that would be pimp-like behavior.

Who says P6 business does make sense? They do not determine who the girl is seeing, not inside nor outside the club. They make money from the entry and don't want to lose that money.

[Horny Harry]

many guys had them so maybe they sell those, no clue but I want one. I figured I broke the law a good 6-7 times getting sucked the way I like so why not break one more and take something not rightfully mine. It is 100% cotton and made by the following company:

Since Sharks was basically two days for the price of one thanks to my Viagras, I shall bring two boxes next time and my larger backback so I can help myself to a robe, maybe two, a towel; will have to see.

Dealing drugs and stealing towels and robes. What a 'Kosher' Jewish gentleman. 😤 🙄