FKK Sharks - Darmstadt

[Sigarda]

Oh, what a pity. I was hoping to meet you yesterday at Sharks (since it appears that that is the day you are normally there) to help me identify your list of recommended girls. As it was, I again did not succeed in meeting any of them. I am going to give up.

Nevertheless, I had a great time yesterday having sessions with one skinny after another: Cosmina, Evita, Ada, and Mai Ling.

Sharks did not seem that full. I did not have problems getting rooms (I left at 9 pm so maybe it might have worsened after that).

No problems also having wall hooks to hang my robe yesterday because we are back to using the old shower room! The new shower room has been closed, and the floor all ripped up to bare concrete! I wonder what is happening.

So last night, Friday (6 Oct) night, was my first time to Sharks. Well any FKK in general. I've been stalking for forums for quite a few months now before my move to Germany so I knew in my mind how things worked.

It was a disaster, jet lag and the lack of sleep from time zone changes crushed me. I had no energy and my body did not want to get it up at all. By 11 pm it seems like the place became a sausage fest, more men than girls and by 12 am the situation got even worse- there were so many men that many of the girls that were just lounging were being crowded. I left shortly after midnight because after hours of trying to make it work it just refused to do so.

I did get one session in though- it was tough but I managed to pop it. One 30 m session with Montalina (RO) she was very accommodating and tried hard to make it work so I paid her for CIM (which I did not think I would be able to do). I am. So disappointed in myself after all this wait to get here and live the life of FKK I crushed my self for not being able to perform. WTF?

[Syzygies]

Oh, what a pity. I was hoping to meet you yesterday at Sharks (since it appears that that is the day you are normally there) to help me identify your list of recommended girls. As it was, I again did not succeed in meeting any of them. I am going to give up.

Agnes maybe away sick at the moment (very curvy sits on German table) and Kelly (Tall curvy Latina) doesn't always work Friday as has studies. I am sure you would know super skinny Paloma (World Karina) and Suzie with specs (World Andrea "Beckinsale" I forget if there are other girls I recommended. Skinny (not curvy) curly blonde (shortish hair) Ellys / Alice with very pretty face is easy to recognise. No one looks at all similar. Thai Maya is short dark skin cute and has enhancements (good shape), but otherwise hot body. Way better body than Kimba or any other Asian girls I met there in recent times. Yellis is quite good (sits far end of the bar (tits a bit saggy) pretty face brunette. Hana okay And obviously Roxanna is very good (if she likes the customer).

Karin is stunning slim curvy blonde with big naturals.

I never recommend any girls if not quite pretty (well rarely), good body, not saggy, not fat, no restrictions, nice DFK, etc. It's possible some girls are not great in 30 minutes, as I probably never had a 30 min session with them. Karin I have reservations about the service. Wasn't in the top class for me even with DFK. I can see she could be better with others. Only a "maybe repeat" rating for me. Not high priority. I may prefer Aurelia and Cosmina, but can't recommend them, as service not consistent in general. Cosmina was absolutely beeming and busy as well Friday 2 weeks ago, doing doubles with Evita.

Anyway you would not want that habitual girl thief present who grabs girls almost as soon as they came out of the change door, or gave them the nod/wink when they came to get paid by the previous customer. Never saw you were keen to meet the girl thief. I might make it only by Sunday, due to Lufthansa strikes.

[Davina]

I arrive Sunday. Flight purchased via Lufthansa, however this is Air Canada jet (they are in alliance). Should I expect any troubles?

I'am in civial aviation, no prb for your flight, bon voyage.

[BarryManila]

The new shower room has been closed, and the floor all ripped up to bare concrete! I wonder what is happening.

The tiles of the floor in the shower room were not properly layed, the water couldn't flow off. Now they have to make a new floor again. Incredible!

[TankTank123]

I would rate her as moody. Some days is in a good mood but not always.

Very true. She was not at all in good mood yesterday; fortunately, Evita was in exuberant mood to make up for it.

I did not see Cosmina get many customers yesterday; perhaps because she was looking sulky.

[Sirioja]

Of course I know that. Just seeing whether you know this too, since you have repeatedly mentioned Ina. Lat in your posts in the threads of many other clubs!

I just wish You to meet one day Ina, then You will know what is a real WG with ethic, not too talkative and saying what she wants, next time, I will ask her in Russian to marry me, I will make her laugh once more. Besides, maybe not a top model, but high level for GFE services, higher GFE than Raïssa even was lovely this summer, can compete with Madi for high level body care.

Didn t have problem about size with Karin even in doggy, never tried Helli, but I know Cosmina and Evita avoid normal size = more than 15 and bigger than just a finger for caucasian type, they prefer asian size and easier to manage for services, not what I call women, just teeny girls, pretty girls but not often full busy. Ina is a real woman, never had problems for fuck with her.

No problem for my friend with Lufthansa last night, after Acapulco, he is so happy to visit again his girls at Sharks, so have to change my Saturday plan for 2 days at Sharks with so many attractive girls.

[Syzygies]

Not true for Helli. All positions, no restrictions. Karin had restrictions on my second time with her.

I think Helli 's retrictions are well known and her fixation on size. Several girls not keen on doggy including Dilek and Lea.

Every club has a few DS girls. Fortunately it is not so many that I like at Oase. Laura / Livia was the most disappointing one at Oase. At Sharks Helli, Karin and Lea would be regulars of mine if they were not DS.

Cosmina may prefer Asian customers but I don't believe its a DS issue. She clearly is not keen on a 50 Euro session and wants to make big money easily. Seems quite busy these days. New hair style is working well. I have sessioned with her 2 or 3 times and no DS issues I can recall. However her service level is not consistent. I would rate her as moody. Some days is in a good mood but not always.

[Syzygies]

I didn't see the punk hair girl going to the room at all on my last trip. I guess she is a good friend with Cosmina as I saw a lot of pictures of them together. Come to think of it, I thought I also saw the pic with the red hair girl.

Yeah, I got a bad vibe so I didn't have a session with her. But I must admit I was very tempting.

Thanks BarryManila. I thought the red hair girl told me she's from Romania or Greece. Since she hung out with Cosmina gang, I assume she's Romanian.

Sorry, Francesca still has black hair but she curls it now.

Red haired Rosa used to hang out with rhe Cosmina Ira gang but she is short and not see cups and I did not see her last visit.

[TankTank123]

If you look for Ina at Sharks, you can wait,

Of course I know that. Just seeing whether you know this too, since you have repeatedly mentioned Ina. Lat in your posts in the threads of many other clubs!

[TankTank123]

My FKK weekend is rather fucked. Lufthansa strike Friday and Saturday.

Oh, what a pity. I was hoping to meet you yesterday at Sharks (since it appears that that is the day you are normally there) to help me identify your list of recommended girls. As it was, I again did not succeed in meeting any of them. I am going to give up.

Nevertheless, I had a great time yesterday having sessions with one skinny after another: Cosmina, Evita, Ada, and Mai Ling.

Sharks did not seem that full. I did not have problems getting rooms (I left at 9 pm so maybe it might have worsened after that).

No problems also having wall hooks to hang my robe yesterday because we are back to using the old shower room! The new shower room has been closed, and the floor all ripped up to bare concrete! I wonder what is happening.

[BadinSweet]

Keira. Srb sit at ex german table with Agnes, punk Ira but not ugly, Cosmina and few other girls. Sometimes Keira has attractive look, I remember once this summer, she had top class body care, it was a real pleasure to look at her feet, could have gone with her, because I like women with perfect body care and I was used to for 1 year.

I didn't see the punk hair girl going to the room at all on my last trip. I guess she is a good friend with Cosmina as I saw a lot of pictures of them together. Come to think of it, I thought I also saw the pic with the red hair girl.

Yeah, Kyra (serbia) has that nice pornstar look, although her face and eyes looked a bit tired and worn out recently. Tried her once (about 6 months ago), was quite okay and in the room she was friendlier than her unsmiling appearance initially indicated, but it was nothing nothing spectacular or really worth remembering. You did not miss on much, only perhaps an optic-fuck, which was the reason why I approached her.

However, in the last 6-7 months or so she's become quite a lot more arrogant though, and the last time I saw her I approached her and politely asked her if she would be available. She then snapped at me: "I just came from a room, not now, come back later!" even though she had been sitting at her fixed table for almost 1 hour. Hahaha, WTF?! I was completely stunned, never before I've experienced something like that in Sharks or any other FKK, and that shut the door for me. Bye bye! Plenty of other nice girls at Sharks, I have no time, patience or appetite for some arrogant stuck up chick. Not worth repeating from my side, and you see almost no reviews about her here on this website, so I guess not many guys actually take her to a room despite her hourglass pornstar looks. . .

I sort of get the impression that that group she hangs out with is one big group of lesbians who hate men, and all the other girls in that particular group use her as 'bait' or 'money maker' because she is IMO (speaking on a relative basis here!) the only good looking girl in that group. I almost never see any of the other girls with / or approach customers, and there's even some really ugly chick with a Mohawk and full of tattoos who just sits there all night talking to her girlfriends. How on earth do they make enough money in order to break even on the entrance fee? Very strange: avoid!

Yeah, I got a bad vibe so I didn't have a session with her. But I must admit I was very tempting.

I think first girl is Kiara, Germany, and the blonde one is Kyra, Serbia.

Thanks BarryManila. I thought the red hair girl told me she's from Romania or Greece. Since she hung out with Cosmina gang, I assume she's Romanian.

She changed her hair? She had straight black hair. I like straight. LOL.

Sorry, Francesca still has black hair but she curls it now.

[Member #4581]

Very funny, LOL. However, you said this was an equation, but there is no " = " sign in there, and you indicated the left side of this equation is perfect ass? Not an attribute of this perfect ass, but the ass itself? I have no idea what the units of the the right side of this equation are, and I have even less idea what the units on the left side of the equation are supposed to be.

There's not much science to what turns me on (or maybe there is and I just haven't bothered to solve the equation). However, Dr Holmes at Manchester Metropolitan University has taken this to a whole new level. Here's his equation for the perfect ass:

(S + C) x (B + F) / (T-V).

S is the overall shape or droopiness of the bottom, see represents how spherical the buttocks are, be measures muscular wobble or bounce, while F records the firmness. V is the hip to waist ratio, or symmetry of the bottom, and T measures the skin texture and presence of cellulite.

His scoring system is amusing. Be = 1 when "nothing can stop this badly contained jelly". Be = 5 when "during aerobics, doesn't even quiver". Google it if you can be bothered.

I wonder if he got sponsorship for his research?

[Jymondor]

Lufthansa union has predicted that the strike will continue in a rotating fashion through German airports for exactly one week -- if the workers demands are not met.

I arrive Sunday. Flight purchased via Lufthansa, however this is Air Canada jet (they are in alliance). Should I expect any troubles?

[PvtMike]

You have to know Asian are considered by WG as easy clients for size and for extra asked, because most are afraid to say no, but You can say no.

Thanks for the warning.

[Frozty]

The widest point just below the lower tape is what I call thigh measure. I prefer this to be at least 50% bigger than waist and maybe a little more but with gap between the inner thighs. True hip is higher up where femur bone goes in pelvis hip socket. A very straight body is the boy look. Paloma is very skinny but possibly waist to thigh ratio is not too bad. Its not a boy look. Ellys lacks curve ratio a little but okay Janine is a bit straight not very curvy except for the tits. One scrawny girl with very straight body is long gone now.

I don't like fat thighs but still like them to have width with gap.

There's not much science to what turns me on (or maybe there is and I just haven't bothered to solve the equation). However, Dr Holmes at Manchester Metropolitan University has taken this to a whole new level. Here's his equation for the perfect ass:

(S + C) x (B + F) / (T-V).

S is the overall shape or droopiness of the bottom, see represents how spherical the buttocks are, be measures muscular wobble or bounce, while F records the firmness. V is the hip to waist ratio, or symmetry of the bottom, and T measures the skin texture and presence of cellulite.

His scoring system is amusing. Be = 1 when "nothing can stop this badly contained jelly". Be = 5 when "during aerobics, doesn't even quiver". Google it if you can be bothered.

I wonder if he got sponsorship for his research?