FKK Sharks - Darmstadt

[Member #4312]

Continued from an earlier report, which can be read here.

... And with this LU I won't be going back to Sharks anytime soon... Hugely disappointing

First off, I would like to thank you for taking the time to share your experience. I enjoyed reading your reports, which I found very informative and entertaining. I'm deeply sorry that your trip turned into a damp squib. I read many bitter disappointment stories of late so I would like to share few thoughts and comments about it.

I fully agree with your assessment. There is no such thing as "stunning" ladies in Sharks or any other German FKK as a matter of fact. Friday is Fun day, and if you couldn't find them on that day there is a reason for that. They do not exist. To me words like "stunning" and FKK prostitute are an oxymoron.

Long before you have the chance to meet this "stunning" gal, she has already landed a lucrative modelling contract, married a well-heeled, or turned into a harlot for plutocratic bigwigs to use and abuse in their plush and licentious bacchanals. She definitely would not be begging every john to fuck her for a Fuffi, no matter how many johns she lands per day.

That being said, beauty and service do not always go hand in hand, fortunately. While they are all average to good looking at best, some rare FKK girls were able to build rapport and provided me with superb service and an authentic experience.

I know that not everybody is willing to trade beauty for service, but if you have the misfortune of being stuck in a city like Frankfurt, there are no better alternatives, as far as I know.

I believe that the disgruntlement is the unintentional consequence of some laudatory and almost eulogistic reports that are repeatedly posted online. I think that all reviews should be taken with a pinch of salt, including this one, for many reasons.

A regular visitor for instance would generally have a better experience, since girls see him time and again, therefore they'd better do their best to secure his repeat business. This is why I tend to give more weight to reviews from irregular posters, since the girls have no goad to wow them. I also pay more attention to 50 Euros reports. Big spenders tend to have a better experience, obviously.

Some reports read like this. "I met this wonderful blonde gal with terrific tits who gave an excellent blowjob and knows how to ride a cock". Even worse, other reports read like this. "That girl is a great performer or provides excellent GFE".

While we should thank all posters for taking the time to share their experiences, I believe this kind of reports is useless. What is an excellent blowjob? What is a great performer? We have no idea what happened in the room, how long the session lasted, how the girl actually performed, what she did and how, how much money changed hands, etc.

Some members have legitimate and understandable privacy concerns, others do not have the time for details. Whatever the reason that leads to this kind of vague one line reports, it does not change the fact that they are completely futile, aside from knowing that a particular girl was present recently.

Even when details are provided, we have no guarantee that the same girl would behave the same way with another punter, but at least we know what she did or didn't do.

Another cause of disappointment is the unrealistic comparison with celebrities. While bringing up the name of a celebrity to give readers an idea of how a girl looks like is a good idea, sometimes posters fall victims to gross exaggerations and distortions, especially when they fail to add a caveat or to tone down their statement.

For example I think that the likening of the girl called Ira to Scarlett Johansson is a glaring and misleading embroidery. It's like if I said for instance that her friend, the girl called Cosmina, looks like Emma Stone (the closest that comes to my mind now).

Although there might be a slight resemblance, the unversed reader will form unrealistic high expectations when he reads the names of such celebrities, which will surely lead to a crushing disappointment once he meets them.

Let's picture the disappointment of a punter who headed to Sharks hoping that Emma will suck his dick while Scarlett will eat his balls, all for a dirt-cheap 2 Fuffi threesome. In fact, even if he might have actually enjoyed Ira and Cosmina's company, the simple fact that he was expecting more will dampen his experience.

While both girls can be considered pretty, comparing them to these celebrities does them more harm than good as it creates in the mind of the reader thoughts and expectations that are out of line with reality.

This is in a way similar to the "Paris Syndrome", the disappointment experienced by first-time visitors when they realize the city of light does not live up to what they read in books and movies. It's still a nice metropolis, but not as nice as they have expected, hence the discontent.

I'm also surprised when I read some reports about "glamorous" or "classy" ladies at FKKs, which is another myth in my opinion. Even before talking to her, I think you can easily spot a glamorous lady at any bar, simply by looking at her posture for example.

She holds her head up, drops her shoulders, maintains her back straight, crosses her legs and slightly sticks her rear out and chest up. FKK girls do not even know how to park their asses on a bar stool. They sit askew with their backs curved over.

They don't know also how to walk in platforms. They are completely out of balance when they swagger in their stilettos, not allowing their hips to sway, more so when they climb up the stairs. Another telling sign is how she lights up a cigarette, takes a long deep drag, and blows or lets the smoke drift from her mouth. I find that they puff on their cancer sticks uncouthly like chimneys.

I have long learned to lower my expectations for what I read online. Very often I was downright crestfallen when I met some of the "stunning" girls that I read rhapsodies about online. I even made Janine and Aurelia for example repeat their names twice, staring at them in shock and disbelief. This has nothing to do with being finicky or fussy.

There are thousands lurking online and hundreds visiting the clubs every day, but there are only a handful of posters on any given thread. While their opinion is valuable, it does not convey the truth of what is actually going on in the clubs. From my observations, some ladies have significant market shares, yet they are rarely mentioned online, if at all.

There is also the Conformity factor. Some members find themselves compelled to change their perceptions and opinions to fulfil the natural human need to fit in with the group. And even when they have different opinions, they prefer to share them privately like the ones who PMed you instead of publicly speaking out here.

I still read and contribute to reviews online because I believe they are a good indicator of what one might expect in a specific venue, generally but not for a specific set of girls. Anywhere you read online now you find that it is a consensus that Palace girls provide the worst FKK experience in Frankfurt for example.

In my opinion, making lists of girls to look for in any club based on what one reads online is a complete waste of time. I've seen guys jumping from one girl to the next asking for names, and immediately dismissing them if the name is not included in their hit-list. They don't even give the girls a chance to pitch.

So to sum up I believe that qualifying FKK girls with words such as "stunner", "knockout", "jaw-dropping" etc is a gross aggrandizement, regardless of the standard one is adopting. However some of them provide good to excellent service. If you are not prepared to compromise on looks, stay clear of these clubs.

If you are looking for the kind of cover girls who made it to the front page of fashion magazines I'm afraid you are wasting your time and money. Girls like Emma and Scarlett have better options in life than serving as a splodge dumpster for men older than their gramps for a Fuffi, with all due respect to the ladies and gentlemen.

The full package of charm, glamour, magnetism, elegance, grace and intellect is a rare and expensive "commodity" in the mongering world. Hitting the FKK scene in search for this elusive sparkler is like looking for a needle in a haystack. So let's lower our expectations, be realistic and enjoy these affordable mongering venues.

Regarding that Magyar girl called Mira, you should be glad you didn't go with her. You saved yourself 30 minutes and 50 Euros that I regretfully wasted on her. I will review her later although I won't find much to say.

But to be fair, she was very sweet and kind to me before, during and even after our encounter. I have to admit that I found her approach subtle, that's how she lured me into the room. Just curious, was she wearing that reddish corset with black parallel vertical lines again when you met her?

Speaking of approaches and rooms, I was resting on a couch when a little thing showed up out of nowhere and came to sit next to me uninvited. After some small talk, my first impression was that she was friendly, sweet and sharp-minded, compared to her competitors. She was also lively, filly, and uninhibited.

She was in a good mood to tell tons of off-colour jokes and hilariously laugh at them. She couldn't help but sing along to some songs that were played at that time, before jumping on my laps. She did a pretty good job entertaining me, and since she just started her shift and was in such a good frame of mind, I thought I might give a chance to this feisty gal.

The minute I closed the room's door she encircled her arms around my head. I lifted her right off her feet and she wrapped her legs around my hips. We started kissing deeply and passionately, while my hands squeezed those soft ass cheeks.

I made her sit on a small couch and I slid my hard shaft into her tiny mouth. She gave a horrible blowjob where she spent most of the time sucking and licking the glans, same for BLS where she just licked the cojones timidly. She would stop every 2 minutes or so to chortle at her own lame jokes.

I asked her to prepare the bed where I joined her for more mutual fondling before I took her in missionary. Although she didn't utter a word, it was clear that it was too painful for her. I switched her doggy but it wasn't any better either.

Her lack of experience was abundantly apparent. I find it hard to believe she tried to rip me off because I think she genuinely does not know how to take a pego deep inside her. I saw disappointment in her eyes when she realized she had failed to satisfy me as I started to lose my erection.

Trying to salvage what I could from the situation, I took her in my arms and we engaged in a deep and passionate open mouth kissing for the remainder of the session. Smooching was the only thing she could do for me by that time, which, to be fair, she did very well.

As we were ready to leave the room, she asked if I liked her company. I replied in the affirmative. She kissed me and said that I didn't have to lie. 30 minutes and 50 Euros misspent.

With hindsight, I should have spotted her evident lack of experience and amateurish behavior during the interview, but I was distracted by the theatrics. She said that she cut her teeth at a club named Das 5. Element but they brought her to Sharks because they thought she was too good to stay there. I believe it is only a matter of when rather than if they send her home as she is not fit for this job.

She is short and slim and has silky long brown hair that runs down her back. She has an adorable smile and face with flawless complexion and hazel green eyes. She sports a nice piece of small ass with ugly sagging be cups.

She has three tattoos. A 3 bar orthodox cross on top of her left ring finger, a paw above her right boob, and some sort of a tree branch on top of her left foot. If memory serves me right I think her little body has circled the sun 20 times. She claims to be Romanian and her name is Timea.

Many more reviews to follow as time permits.

[Syzygies]

It used to be possible to check if a certain girl was working. No longer. They don't do it (any longer).

Pity for those who wish to see particular girls and obviously want to select the right day. All part of the service.

Receiving a line up after the day doesn't help. I guess we all need to contact girls directly using Whatsapp or similar.

[Hessen Bub]

Tiffany has been around for about two months. Great session. Good fun.

HB.

[Member #4581]

Tiffany is the friend of Aylice, and I think Michelle must be the tiny petite blonde she was hanging out with. All Bulgarians, and all brand new at Sharks. Aylice and Tif are room mates too, I think in frankfurt. Yes, I did meet Tif as well - she asked me a couple of times for a session but did nt press it much since I was so busy with her friend. Spunky and fun girl; was tempted to try her and her friend Aylice together, seeing as they are roomies and close friends; but had one prior bad experience with threesome, and Aylice said she prefers one man at a time and was not really into threesomes. Sounds like Tiffany is a great gal and you had fun with her, and I am seriously missing Aylice myself and would give anything to be with her right now. Sigh.

'Supper with Tiffany' - Best ever trip to sharks.

Recently visited sharks and had the time of my life, For some reasons I feel this is my home away from home. 7. 30 pm and I enter with looks from familiar faces. Nodded to a few and gave hugs to my regular chicks and then ordered a whiskey to get going. Spent a good half hour on this small glass, checked out the outdoor area and had some meat before entering the real scene. Walked and chilled for a while before my eyes set on a small petite girl, dark hair named Tiffany (Bu) and bingo, she came highly recommended by one of the forum members, thank you very much, I shall send you a PM very soon. Small tits, small figure, cute looking with a black cloth around her waist. Pretty looking, we talked for 2 minutes and I asked her randomly her if she will swallow my cum and she smiled and said we'll see.


Spent Euro 100 for this session and this was not the only one. I spent a handful of my money with her for 4-5 sessions and the next would be better than the previous one. She was absolutely outstanding for me. No issues, smiles all the way, good attitude and a good performance. Her friend Michelle also looked good to me and I wanted to try her, similar body structure with blonde hair and but guess nothing beats 'Supper with Tiffany'.

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[SuperLove]

'Supper with Tiffany' - Best ever trip to sharks.

Recently visited sharks and had the time of my life, For some reasons I feel this is my home away from home. 7. 30 pm and I enter with looks from familiar faces. Nodded to a few and gave hugs to my regular chicks and then ordered a whiskey to get going. Spent a good half hour on this small glass, checked out the outdoor area and had some meat before entering the real scene. Walked and chilled for a while before my eyes set on a small petite girl, dark hair named Tiffany (Bu) and bingo, she came highly recommended by one of the forum members, thank you very much, I shall send you a PM very soon. Small tits, small figure, cute looking with a black cloth around her waist. Pretty looking, we talked for 2 minutes and I asked her randomly her if she will swallow my cum and she smiled and said we'll see.

We both went into the room on the ground floor behind the sofas. Kissed passionately and aggressively, I ask her for a BJ and she said sure. Gave me an extensive BJ and I kept saying it to myself, this is just the beginning of an awesome session. We kissed, sucked each other, kissed again, sucked each other again, this went non stop. Finally gave in and asked her to ride me. Man she was good, no complaints, simple style, not a time watcher, I loved this attitude of hers. Fucked her in all positions and then asked her to finish me off in her mouth and boy oh boy she was eager to please me. I finished in her mouth and to my amazement she swallowed a little bit, used her tissues in between but I was not complaining. Man I was like 'are you crazy'. She smiled at me and said, this is what you wanted, right. This was my first in a FKK, we cuddled for a while and then asked for a massage Thai style. Got on top of me and massage me with her legs. She was surprised but liked the idea.

Spent Euro 100 for this session and this was not the only one. I spent a handful of my money with her for 4-5 sessions and the next would be better than the previous one. She was absolutely outstanding for me. No issues, smiles all the way, good attitude and a good performance. Her friend Michelle also looked good to me and I wanted to try her, similar body structure with blonde hair and but guess nothing beats 'Supper with Tiffany'.

On the second day in the latter sessions I asked if I could enter her rear, she was hesitant to begin with but I convinced her. Just entered half way before she felt the pain and asked me to take it out, I obliged happily. She apologised and said cannot do it. I hugged and kissed and said no problems at all. She promised for a next time. All in all a super sexperience.

Also tried Carmen (Ro) she is ex Oase, nothing great, medium to tall height, blonde, short hair, Broad frame, above average performance. But easily avoidable as there are better ones to drill in this club.

[Wry Cooter]

Lineup here wasn't as great as on previous visits but I still managed to find two nice girls. A lot of the girls working today were very aggressive and a couple were downright rude telling me I couldn't take a nap on the couch ("This is not a hotel! Whatever, their attitude was all I needed to know about them.

Lara, slender blonde German girl, kind of a prominent nose. A very serviceable 30 minutes spent with her with DFK but CIM was not on her menu. Good English, she was pleasant to chat with. I like her slim build but full bottom.

Manuella, short tan brunette Romanian girl with a nice rump and shapely legs. She was a little wilder than Lara with lots of DFK and offered me CIM if I wanted it. I declined but really enjoyed a very athletic 30 minutes with her. Very pretty face in my opinion. She's got a diamond stud / piercing on her the right side of her upper lip. Didn't do a lot of walking around or hard-sell, I just noticed her walking around a bit and we smiled back at one another. When I was ready, I walked up to where she was sitting at the bar and started a conversation. Worth a repeat.

A pretty dead Monday afternoon at Sharks but what is to be expected? The food was good and they were televising the US Open (golf not tennis) on their TVs. They always seem to hire one or two attractive young women to work as bartenders. I especially like the tall blonde there, I remember her from my last visit. At any rate, I'd probably go back on a warm Friday or Saturday afternoon. Hopefully, their lineup is better on those busy days.

[Hessen Bub]

You are a local regular and you visit World on Monday? The new star has day off, next time you should visit on orthodox Easter day.

I've been visiting clubs for a few years. I know what to expect at World on a Monday. A quiet day with a few girls and even less clients. Perfect for me for that day. Had one good and one great session. Who needs fucking stars? Or what you define as a star.

HB.

[Member #4581]

Pfi. What I do is book a hotel in either darmstadt or freidrichsdorf. I don't stay in frankfurt. Sure the food is better and more to see and do. But once I have seen it, enough. As I said, on this basis, I like Berlin much better. Also, although Berlin is a much bigger city, the club is closer to the city center. In frankfurt, since I skip palace and Mainhattean, it is down to Oase and sharks, and neither is in the city. Since I stay late into the nights, I go to my room, crash and wake up late, and get ready for the next days club visit. So I don't need to stay in frankfurt, and any nondescript hotel in darmstadt or freidrichsdorf will do just fine. Generally they are cheap enough, I. E less than hundred bucks a day on average.

I guess drink and drive is an issue, but I stop drinking at least a few hrs before departure. Renting is not that cost effective, since my only expense is cab rides from the club to the hotel, but renting a car makes life easy fore sure.

[Sirioja]

Today at World I saw at least five girls I'd call overweight or fat. Club was empty, so maybe they were easier to spot. LOL. All clubs have their percentage of bigger girls. Not all guys are looking for size zero. I'm glad most bigger girls know I'm more into slim / skinny girls.

HB.

You are a local regular and you visit World on Monday? The new star has day off, next time you should visit on orthodox Easter day.

Thanks to send only on Monday morning, Sharks Friday casting, it would be for sure so useful for next week-end.

[Syzygies]

Pfi,

Cosmina is generally considered one of the prettiest girls at Sharks. I like her looks. She not be at top of my list for a session but still quite doable. Its just there are some dream session girls ahead of her.

For Aurelia mentioned by Jnpr, I could make same comment. I will try her again though.

[Hessen Bub]

Today at World I saw at least five girls I'd call overweight or fat. Club was empty, so maybe they were easier to spot. LOL. All clubs have their percentage of bigger girls. Not all guys are looking for size zero. I'm glad most bigger girls know I'm more into slim / skinny girls.

HB.

[PayForIt]

So tell me more about how we all have different taste. Get down from your high horse.

I didn't think the comments were from on high! It's true that tastes really differ. I did almost respond to Syz post "some guys. Have all the luck" as the song was in my mind given how often he used that phrase! But there is no disputing it is true. Jnpr 30 gives an account of his days at Sharks and is really pleased with the LU and found many pretty girls. I found two. Mira - who was a nightmare to speak to and I'd turn gay before speaking to her again (and trust me neither will happen) and Crissy. My pal MaximDuck sessioned with her and didn't like her sillies. But in fact I did.

Agnes. I met her on Friday. She seemed a really pleasant girl, no attitude and very easy to talk with. She just wasn't my type but I can see why others like her.

Disappointed not to meet the famous Cosmina but then by all accounts she is not so pretty. Didn't meet Sandra either. Maybe in the room all night though I was there 6 hours and other than 1 hour in the massage room and 1 hour with Crissy I tried to talk to most girls I thought were pretty but didn't meet her. I also somehow missed Roxanna. I would have remembered awesome (or awful) big sillies but I didn't spot her either.

Jnpr30 gives his honest account of Artemis and wasn't impressed. After 4 days in Frankfurt having been to Sharks, World and Oase I would return to Artemis and LR in Dusseldorf rather than return in a hurry. Just goes to show that we all like different things. Which is a very good thing. Otherwise there would be only 5 girls working in every club and a long queue for them! World was a very nice surprise. Oase decent even on a Sunday and Sharks was the disappointment of the trip with a lot of girls I was not interested in. Even at 50 euros. Like Jnpr30 I think I'm an easy customer. I have little games I like to play with the girls and they always seem to like them.

I agreed with McGrath that it is strange that a lot of ugly and fat girls at Sharks are somehow able to make money. As I previously reported. I admire a girl who is very large (and there were quite a few at Sharks whereas I spotted 2 at Oase only and none at World) and walks around totally naked. Glad they are so confident in their bodies. But are there really that many guys who like this? I can only think there must be as the girls would end up out of pocket every day. The fact that they are there daily must only mean they they make enough. Good luck to them. One of them in Sharks (can't recall name. Short very fat girl) asked me for a session last Friday. I told her I was relaxing for the moment and looking for someone in particular. She asked me if I didn't want to go to the room because she was fat. What could have been very awkward turned out not to be. I told her that she was beautiful in her own way. She did have a pretty face in fact. And that I had no doubt that a lot of girls would not really want to have sex with 90% of the guys in the club if it wasn't for the money. She laughed and said she thought my 90% was being generous. LOL. It's funny isn't it. You see guys in the locker room of all shapes and sizes (hey Jnpr30 - massive hats off for your admission on dick size. That was SO honest and took guts so well done indeed). A lot preen themselves for the girls. And I'll confess to being one of those guys. Not just making sure I'm clean, mouth wash, showered etc but also wearing plenty of aftershave, having worked out in the gym to get buff, spray tan for some colour. When in truth the girls probably don't give a damn so long as you are clean, pleasant and pay well. I almost took the large girl for a session just because I really liked her jovial personality and brutal honesty. Instead I bought her a vodka coke and we sat for a while. Having made clear that I didn't want to waste her time. I can't help but think though that if I had found the LU at Sharks anywhere near as good as the other guys on here I'd have been far more busy last Friday.

Jnpr30 - I too don't drive to the clubs. I prefer a drink. Don't get why you would go to Sharks instead of Oase on that basis. Cab to Sharks for me was 65 euros. To Oase 50 euros? I share you view on the layout. Sharks much better where you can see all of the girls who are not in rooms but Oase is growing on me.

[Syzygies]

So tell me more about how we all have different taste. Get down from your high horse.

High horse? Merely a gentle stir. I was just giving examples of lots of different tastes, and how we can never understand everyone's tastes. Its fortunate indeed we don't all like precisely the same thing.

Plenty of guys don't find my favourites appealing as well. Am I down yet?

[Danny227]

Jnpr,

Its nice to hear the Sharks lineup has indeed improved again. Roxanna is acting a bit strange with me also. Petulant? Maybe she heard too much gossip about me. Or thinks I am too much hard work.

If you had been avidly reading you would know the statuesque Agnes has rather white skin, blue green eyes and sits at the German table.

Her face may not be exactly your perfect spec, but her nose is good (no hook) and I really like her attitude. Body very curvy great but not fat at all. She seems smart in her ability to know what the customer wants without needing to negotiate it in detail. Her room ability is phenominal. She gives a dream GFE session. She looks a little regal or aloof but very warm to talk to.

Highly recommended. If the hard to please Sirioja agrees, she must be an excellent performer.

Sharks line had too many ups and downs recently. This week wasn't at its best. Oase's lineup, I must agree, is picking up recently and looking good. Sharks was weak this week so that even Janine was giving surprising attention to a fat old guy; her full consortium present while noticeably absent from spreading his limbs all over Janine was no other than our friend, the hermaphrodite, who was MIA.

[Member #4581]

Touché from his point of view and if I happened to be in on the days he came, but as I already know I am just there 10 days a year, and if some guy just happens to come on every single of those days, the chances of coincidence are fairly small unless he came in most days of the year, no?

Ramona was a lot more skinnier a year ago at sharks, and her face was so pretty then. In fact, Ramona gaining more weight and no longer acting so GFE is a reason I decided to skip Oase this time.

I read your comments about Valentina and was tempted to visit Oase for her, but not sure if she might be on that night. And sharks had some great girls already especially Aylice plus no car decided for me.

You were there every single day too. LOL.

One guy alternates between the Janine area and fiddling with his phone in the change room. Maybe he works from his Sharks home LOL. Important business.

I see your taste is fairly skinny girl but you did like Ramona before right? Therefore I think you can branch out to Agnes. Not at all scrawny, great tits nearly as good as Janine's and very hot body for me. There are some good pretty girls at Oase too. Ina is very reliable performer like Sandra but slimmer and pretty face. Valentina is stunning but not so regular.