London - Parties & Swinger Clubs

[Myrrh]

Has anybody had a recent experience with the Voluptuous Parties:

http://www.voluptuousparties.net/index.html

I want to try next time they have one. How does it compare with LMP?

The website says that it's £200 for 2 hours.

http://www.voluptuousparties.net/lon...y-parties.html

So I don't see that much difference there.

[Jackalou1]

Just look at the web site, you can't be serious. I feel ill.

I like them big.

[Member #4207]

Has anybody had a recent experience with the Voluptuous Parties:

http://www.voluptuousparties.net/index.html

I want to try next time they have one. How does it compare with LMP?

Any and all details would be appreciated.

Just look at the web site, you can't be serious. I feel ill.

[Jackalou1]

Has anybody had a recent experience with the Voluptuous Parties:

http://www.voluptuousparties.net/index.html

I want to try next time they have one. How does it compare with LMP?

Any and all details would be appreciated.

[Excess]

Myrhh, and with respect, I believe that you have made your point and it is understandable. Others may have a more positive view of the LMP parties and the value to them.

If sufficient numbers enjoy and find value in the LMP format it will continue to thrive, if not it will not or an adjustment might be made by management.

Similarly to SwingMonger, I have myself enjoyed visiting LMP over the last 4-5 years at Lancaster Gate. I like the concept and have enjoyed just about every visit, wish there had been more oportunities.

I will probably try their new location on one of my relatively few London trips simply because of satisfying visits previously. I assume the fun is the same in the new location and that the hosts, girls and most of the Guests project a positive and fun Vibe. LMP certainly provides a mongering niche that is not readily available in other London locations, or at least I have not heard of many of them. I did partake a number of times of another similar party venue before it closed and I headed off to LMP.

My decision was prompted by a respected memeber on this site who regularly attended and enjoyed himself there. The value of ISG, although I must confess that he provided convincing details during some downtime in one of the FKK`s in Germany. Puts the International into ISG.

As well, I would concur with SwingMonger`s comment about value for money etc. I am perhaps in a position where I can afford to indulge in whatever pleasure I might be interested in, however, I too am very conscious of receiving value for money. The new pricing appears to be moving towards the higher end of the scale especially with all the delights that London has to offer in our hobby. In London, the market is working and if anything price levels in many cases have dropped due to increasing competition from visiting ladies particularly from Central & Eastern Europe. Very refreshing and stimulating, particularly for those of us who appreciate the many flowers of Mittel Europa and the glories of the FSU.

As value for money is both subjective and personal, I will make my own decision on the relative value of the new LMP location and pricing following an informed inspection when I am able to do so. I appreciated hearing your own views on this and they are noted.

Further reporting from other members will also assist in this assessment and individual decisions will be made accordingly.

Thanks.

E.

[Myrrh]

Greetings everybody,

Myrrh would like everyone to know that he is not a fan of Lady Marmalade Parties.

Thanks,

Jackson

[Member #4207]

Talk about miss the point.

As I said in my LMP post recently for me theses partys are all about group action, if I want a girl to myself I'll go get one but I do LMP for the group fun.

CIM COF well it would be nice but don't forget these girls are mostly LMP regulars and are taking 30+ men per day. I also like the insistence on covered full sex. The girls at LMP are also young and pretty good looking (on the whole obviously there are occasional exceptions). Looking at some of the rival sites shows a fair proportion of overweight SPs. Not for me thanks.

My issues with LMP are the fee is now at the higher end of the scale and I don't like the new Westminster venue much. But I'll put up with it and may change my opinion. The fee I can handle but as with everyone I like to get value for money.

SM

[Myrrh]

Greetings everybody,

Myrrh would like everyone to know that he is not a fan of Lady Marmalade Parties.

Thanks,

Jackson

[Member #4207]

LMP are very good! They should also add a few girls who are into anal. Moreover, some girls must not be afraid of taking of sperm in their mouths! Some of them react fiercefully when you cum in their mouths! Relax, please! It also good that they have girls from different backgrounds (EE, black, mixed raced, Russian, asian etc)

I missread this post at first.

I have done LMP for years and have never seen anal, DP, jousting or similar there. The great thing about LMP is BBBJs and spitroasts. All the girls avoid CIM and don't really do COF unless its an 'accident'.

My personal opinion is the new venue is not as good as the old one, however the girls are the same or of the same standard. Plenty of racial mix in my experience.

It's working. Don't try to fix it.

[Scuffer]

I attended one of these some time ago and quite enjoyed the experience. 2 girls and about 20 guys. As it was my first time I was a bit nervous but the girls soon brought me out of my shell. Spent most of the time with an oriental girl, mainly BJ and facial and I was not the only one as it turned into a bit of a bukkake event with her. The other girl was English, a bit large shall we say but fuck she took everything, DP, spitroast, deepthroat, COF, swallow, everything. Paid about 75 quid and I have to say it was money well spent. There were a few 'strange' punters there but on the whole they were a good bunch. Snacks, drinks, condoms supplied as well.

[Gergiev]

I got touchy feelly action on 2 or 3 of the 6 odd visits I've made there in my life time. If I ever get back again to London I'll surely go there again.

6 runs for 2/3 deliveries is a pretty good bowling average, WK!

Female friend of mine used to frequent the place for no-frills fun - more so going back 3-10 years ago - although she still drops in the odd time.

Who knows, maybe you even 'touchy-feelly-ed' her - although she seldom stopped at such an early stage of proceedings!

But going by her descriptions of the carry-on to me, I'd say the truth is somewhere in between yourself and Myrrh's views...

[ThunderStar]

We are a couple and we used to go to Rios. But were put off by the pack mentality.

Now. A long time ago. I used to go with a previous girlfriend when the top floor was like a Roman orgy room. That blew my mind. But sadly things changed and I believe the top two floors are now the managers flat.

It's a bit of fun. But not what it used to be.

[Wanking]

99. 99% of the girls who come in just want to enjoy the jacuzzi, sauna and steam rooms. 0.01% may enjoy talking to a guy one and one and with the possibility of meeting a nice guy and don't mind the occasional accidental touching. There are almost 0 % of girls who are up for being fondled by loads of guys but they guys never see to realise this.

got to disagree Myrrh,

I got touchy feelly action on 2 or 3 of the 6 odd visits I've made there in my life time. If I ever get back again to London I'll surely go there again.

[Myrrh]

I was on my own in the pool, I thoroughly enjoyed swimming up and down, it's the most exercise I've had in a while. 2 new young African girls then joined me and as we frolicked around, I let my hands wonder, no obstruction put up. Unfortunately, this did not go unnoticed and the pool soon became full of guys. There was almost no room to move so I got out and went to the now empty 5 person jacuzzi.

As I was leaving 3 attractive black girls were coming in.

I would say that the only way to enjoy this experience is to go there open minded and not expect any guaranteed personal sexual release.

I was at a loose end the night after and decided to revisit. TOTAL SAUSAGE-FEST! About 30 guys and 3 women. I still enjoyed the facilities but that's the risk you take going.

Ha, ha, this report made me laugh especially the first paragraph as it brings back the memories of all of those wasted days I spent in Rio's when I used to go off and on for a 5 year period up until 2005.

You keep going because you think that the next time I go something is bound to happen but you just end up leaving frustrated almost all the time.

If anything starts to happen you can guarantee that at least 5 other guys will have spotted it before you do. If you sit next to a girl who happens to be on her own then the men will just act like animals when it is feeding frenzy time at the zoo and try and join in. They have absolutely no shame at all about doing this.

99. 99% of the girls who come in just want to enjoy the jacuzzi, sauna and steam rooms. 0.01% may enjoy talking to a guy one and one and with the possibility of meeting a nice guy and don't mind the occasional accidental touching. There are almost 0 % of girls who are up for being fondled by loads of guys but they guys never see to realise this.

[Wanking]

Here's a good recent report that was posted on another forum. Last time I was in Rios was 2006 I think, and I managed some touchy feelly fun and fingered two burds. Its not that likely a single bloke would manage actual intercourse there but its a great place for a perv. 21 quid for the day is good value in London, considering you get use of the facilites, get to perv, have sneaky wanks in the jacuzzi, and maybe get a little action of some sort. Plus they have free Tea / coffee / orange squash and free biscuits!

http://www.rios.co.uk/welcome.htm

Here is the report:

I hope this is a relevant review for this forum. Apologies if it's not.

After 12 years of punting, I'm finally exploring other avenues of pervery.

I've never been to a Spa before or anything akin to one.

Rio's is a five minute walk from Kentish Town Tube. 10 from Camden Town.

The entrance is on the High Street and not discrete in the least.

£21 for single men or couples, £8 for single females.

I arrived at 0545pm on a Tuesday (Mondays. Wednesdays from 6pm are naturist nights) , paid the entrance fee and was given a towel. The locker / changing room is the first room you encounter, lockers are a refundable £1. Make no mistakes it's more of a locker room than changing room, quite small, you wouldn't really want to be changing there with more than 10 other members as it would most definitely be arses in faces time.

I used the towel to cover my modesty and ventured into the unknown. The first room you come across is the TV room which is quite big and furnished with about 18 sun loungers, looked pretty cool for chilling out but nobody was there chilling yet.

Next was the bar, which serves free water and orange squash. There is no alcohol license. The barmaids / staff are very attractive EE and South American girls, they are topless but wear a sarong to cover their lower regions. It's at the bar you can get a new towel whenever you want.

Passing the bar, the next room has 2 jacuzzi next to each other on the right, one comfortably sits 8 people, the other 5. And to the left is a steam room, doorway, plunge pool (which nobody seems to use) and another steam room. In the larger jacuzzi there were 3 guys and 2 women, a mature 40ish blonde and a young brunette student with nice perky tits. In the smaller jacuzzi there were 4 guys and a very attractive size 10 young British Indian girl getting fingered and close to orgasming! Result!

Through the doorway is the mini swimming pool and an even bigger Jacuzzi. Possibly seating up to 12 people. There were 3 guys and a 30ish woman in the Jacuzzi and in the pool there was a young BBW with her skinny boyfriend. I hadn't had a swim in a few years do decided to have a quick dip, the BBW smiled and warned me that it was cold. It was. Almost straight away we got into a nice little conversation as I paddled about.

After 20 minutes I decided to do some more exploring. I was a bit reluctant to get out of the pool because the cold water had shrunken my member to nothingness. Anyway, to the back of the pool is a doorway that leads to the relaxation rooms, there's about six of them, each is big enough for about 4 people to have fun in, they are unfurnished with (gymnastic) matted floors. This then leads to the outdoor area which has a few sun loungers and is used by the smokers. Back in through the other entrance, leads to the showers, Saunas and back into the room with the 2 Jacuzzi. So basically you can walk around in a circuit.

When I finished my patrol, I counted 5 women, around about 15 men and 1 case of funny business. I was surprised to see all the women were walking around naked and not covering up at all.

There was now only one guy in the 8 person jacuzzi, so decided to get in and observe the goings on. The Jacuzzi was lovely, very warm and good stream of bubbles. I noticed 3 guys (not together) were constantly doing the circuit, opening the steam room and sauna doors to check out who was there. About 10 minutes in the Jacuzzi, I was joined by the British Indian (BI) girl and her partner, which prompted 2 other gentlemen to quickly jump in. She loved the attention, bouncing her big boobs above the bubbles. The young student and her boyfriend soon followed and the jacuzzi was now full. The Student had a thick hairy Bush. Just thought I'd add that. I started a conversation with the BI girl, who was very friendly, but that was soon hijacked by a Gentlemen far more attractive and with a lot more chat than I had. I was still in the conversation but slowly being phased out, I did learn that the guy she came with is just her friend and not actually her partner. The BI and her new beau soon left us. Causing a stampede to follow them, I remained in the Jacuzzi and struck up a conversation with the student, she was also very friendly but I would say she was here to observe rather than take part.

Next stop was the sauna, I hadn't been in one for at least a decade. I was on my own and didn't last too long as it was just too hot. Nothing wrong with it, just not for me at that moment. I then went into the steam room where a guy was massaging the 40ish blonde thighs. The steam room was far more to the liking and the spectacle was quite interesting viewing through all the steam. Not sure whether or not I could join in, I just relaxed.

I was now parched so I went to the bar and got myself a drink and change of towel. There I met the BBW and we had another chat, again, I was taken aback but happy at the fact that she felt free to let it all hang out whilst I had a towel covering my modesty.

I did a circuit and saw the BI getting to know another guy. I then went to the reception to inquire about the massage, I had hoped that one of the topless staff would do it. I booked a massage (£32 for an hour. 22 for half) , I was asked if I wanted Swedish or Thai. I went for Thai. I was deeply disappointed to see a Thai granny in tracksuit bottoms was going to do the massage and I was equally disappointed see the Mumsy Swedish specialist. The masseuse asked if I wanted soft, medium or hard? I asked for hard but she said white people don't like hard, I'll give you medium! OK then! Massage was good. Could have been harder on my back but was much too hard on my thighs and upper arms, I actually had to grit my teeth through the pain. She did massage my crack and cheeks but no deeper. When I was on my back, there was some brushings of my dick and balls but there was no reaction from me as I couldn't get out of my head who was massaging me.

I was instructed to go to the steam room to relax, which I did. Another circuit, no funny business around, so I decided to go for a swim. I was on my own in the pool, I thoroughly enjoyed swimming up and down, it's the most exercise I've had in a while. 2 new young African girls then joined me and as we frolicked around, I let my hands wonder, no obstruction put up. Unfortunately, this did not go unnoticed and the pool soon became full of guys. There was almost no room to move so I got out and went to the now empty 5 person jacuzzi. A new very attractive woman in her 20s (completely shaven) with her partner joined me. It was getting on a bit, I had been there for almost 5 hours, so I decided to leave. As I was leaving 3 attractive black girls were coming in.

I had had a great evening, using the facilities, chatting to naked women and having a good massage.

I would say that the only way to enjoy this experience is to go there open minded and not expect any guaranteed personal sexual release. Yes, I did see some shenanigans and yes, if I had put myself out a little more, I may have gotten some action but then there is the chance that you'll frustrate yourself by constantly doing the circuit and no woman finds desperation attractive.

Highly recommended for relaxation, the pool, jacuzzi, saunas, steam rooms all all well maintained and if you get lucky, all the better.

I was at a loose end the night after and decided to revisit. TOTAL SAUSAGE-FEST! About 30 guys and 3 women. I still enjoyed the facilities but that's the risk you take going.

I will definitely be going again.

Sorry for the long post. I hope it is helpful to at least someone.