German FKK Clubs - Lounge and chat area

[HammerTime96]

The flip side is that this forum is sadly irrelevant in many ways (hey, do we need all the repetitive autobahn and skiing discussions even in club threads? Or the irrelevant comments from guys that have not attended the clubs since before the pandemic?).

I have the impression that more (but not very many) people on this forum are a bit more street-smart and are a little bit more able to think for themselves, but I agree that all the autobahn, skiing and mountain climbing shit is fucking irritating, especially because it's constantly interwoven with other off-topic stuff about different clubs, different girls and different eras. The users on the German forum are more like sheep and run after the Leader Sheep. The only thing relevant on the German forum is the current line-up information, the rest like the (trip) reports is all very subjective garbage, heavily censored to make some people and clubs look good. Too much overall complaining about high prices and poor service = censored, so it gives a very distorted impression of reality IMHO.

The funny thing is that these Germans think they are soooo 'clever,' so you can only see the latest posts when you have enough Fuhrer-Ass-Licking-Credits in the form of "likes. " So what I do is once in a while write some kind of bullshit 'report' in the style that I know that the moderators and all the fanboys like, harvest a few "likes," and then I can continue to read again for a couple of weeks. LOL! And even if they kick me off, I just don't care. I've been enough to FKK clubs to know roughly what the line-up is like, I don't need a list of 40-50 names of which 90% are names from girls that I don't care about, I just need a few of my favourites present, which is almost always the case. Besides, whether or not my favourites are actually available (or instead booked for many hours by a customer) when I'm finally in a club is something that no forum can predict anyway, so again, it just gives people a rough idea nothing more.

It's a give and take. I read both ISG and local forums. They sort of complement each other. I also take everything I read with a grain of salt. Both here and there. It's healthy. Nothing beats being on the ground yourself making your own personal experiences.

Agreed and as you pointed out in the first comment I quoted: many here are very opinionated without having stepped inside an FKK club since 2019.

Trying to educate each other without getting into personal fights.

The problem is that many here come for information and tips, and then decide to act completely opposite to the information and tips that they are handed in a silver platter. Whether it's pricing, tipping, or in general on how to behave with WGs and not be ripped off by all their upselling tactics and thus overpaying for standard sessions. I have nothing against sex tourists but "when in Rome, act like the Romans" is something that many just don't want to understand, and when you point this out they immediately feel 'insulted' like a real snowflake and simp.

I hope I am forgiven for quoting a 10 yo report. At least it was done in the lounge and not in the club thread. LOL!

Hahaha, yes of course you're 'forgiven. ' I had completely forgotten about HB and I thought it was funny (for old time's sake) to be reminded of him and his nonstop plugging of a few Frankfurt clubs. LOL!

[Mr Ho]

I never said "OLD", I said "PRIME!" There is a difference. When you are in your prime it is when you are at the top of your game. Not necessarily a rookie in this hobby, when you are "young, dumb, and full of cum. " You would have accumulated years of experience and approach the venue as a seasoned pro and not be played by the girls. If you act like you were in your 20's, you will be taken for a chump and an easy mark. Play it like Samuel L. Jackson and you will be fine. I bet when you picked the 6 girls in a row, you were not being too selective. Quantity, not quality. Now, you should focus more on quality sessions. Sure, pick the prettiest girls, but I think some prettiest girls or "OPTIFIKS" do not provide the best service. There are some girls that are both pretty and are good providers. That is what you should seek. Just be upfront on what you are after. Base service is 100 Euros /30 min. I think that if you want BBBJ and kissing, you will be looking at 150/30. Costs will add up quickly if you add CIM or ANAL. Read the latest here to confirm the current price for service. The scammers will try to milk the most out of you and try to finish you off quickly. Cheating time or promised services. Just remember, the girls can sniff out a first time FKK'er and will do her best to separate you from your Euros. Good luck!

FiddyCent.

When we are in our 60's or 70's there will be better medicine than blue pills, but blue pills already are working great, so imagine the new invention will be LOL!

Either way, I will still goto FKK or such to fuck young stunner girls LOL! In the worst case, I still lick them and make them lick and suck my dick and lick my anal LOL!

[Sirioja]

What is this Amesia club near zurich, it seems the rates are more than globe! So does that mean better service and better line up than globe? Or the facility being better make them charge more or?

Free entry and soft drinks at Amesia ex Bumsalp. You can give a look to casting for free when I often pay 95 and leave with no room at Globe. Had a 18 yo wow full natural Swiss on 2022 there. Higher level for a guy like me than Globe on 2019 and since 2021.170/30 but I often got more time. Very flexible desk, not Globe desk little guy trying to fuck about time. Had really enjoyable times at Amesia. I preferred to pay entry 70 with free foods before covid, when CHF was less than € .

[FiddyCent]

I'm not old. But don't have the drive I did in my early 20's. I can't imagine going to an FKK with the sex drive I had back then. I could do 6 girls in a row. Lmao!

I will def play it slow with time being on my side and lots of good choices of women. Sometimes if the choices aren't great you latch on to the hottest one you can find ASAP. I plan to spend quite awhile in the clubs if it's a good time. Bang a chick, chill and enjoy eye candy, bang another, grab some food, chill, pop a viagra and bang another. : the.

I never said "OLD", I said "PRIME!" There is a difference. When you are in your prime it is when you are at the top of your game. Not necessarily a rookie in this hobby, when you are "young, dumb, and full of cum. " You would have accumulated years of experience and approach the venue as a seasoned pro and not be played by the girls. If you act like you were in your 20's, you will be taken for a chump and an easy mark. Play it like Samuel L. Jackson and you will be fine. I bet when you picked the 6 girls in a row, you were not being too selective. Quantity, not quality. Now, you should focus more on quality sessions. Sure, pick the prettiest girls, but I think some prettiest girls or "OPTIFIKS" do not provide the best service. There are some girls that are both pretty and are good providers. That is what you should seek. Just be upfront on what you are after. Base service is 100 Euros /30 min. I think that if you want BBBJ and kissing, you will be looking at 150/30. Costs will add up quickly if you add CIM or ANAL. Read the latest here to confirm the current price for service. The scammers will try to milk the most out of you and try to finish you off quickly. Cheating time or promised services. Just remember, the girls can sniff out a first time FKK'er and will do her best to separate you from your Euros. Good luck!

FiddyCent.

[BlueMoon22]

It's never too late my friend! I channel Samuel L. Jackson. Be cool! You will find plenty of girls who will satisfy. Take no shit! You the Boss! If you are in relatively good shape, you should have the stamina. Just rest between sessions. Most of the time, I let the girls do all the work. In between sessions, it never hurts to have a girl sit down beside you to chat. She is anxious to get you into the room. You just chill and go at your own pace. I will tell the girl that I just finished in the room and need time to recharge. Take her name and find her later. They are always the ones chasing you. There is always someone "hotter" that comes along, so don't chase them. Girls will talk amongst themselves and will identify you as an easy Mark. Resist your urge and never let your little head take charge of your big head.

FiddyCent.

I'm not old. But don't have the drive I did in my early 20's. I can't imagine going to an FKK with the sex drive I had back then. I could do 6 girls in a row. Lmao!

I will def play it slow with time being on my side and lots of good choices of women. Sometimes if the choices aren't great you latch on to the hottest one you can find ASAP. I plan to spend quite awhile in the clubs if it's a good time. Bang a chick, chill and enjoy eye candy, bang another, grab some food, chill, pop a viagra and bang another. : the.

[Mr Ho]

What is this Amesia club near zurich, it seems the rates are more than globe! So does that mean better service and better line up than globe? Or the facility being better make them charge more or?

[Sirioja]

Meh, I would take anything that HB has posted years ago with a extra large portion of salt.

A little bird once told me that HB was (or still is?) a moderator for a German forum that heavily promotes a few selected clubs in the Frankfurt area, and that he and his moderator buddies also heavily censor and delete any comments that criticise those 'protected from above' Frankfurt clubs.

*) A lot of people criticising German politics, a club's management, or the high prices for low service levels in an existing thread = comments quickly removed because "zis is nott part of zee toopik. ".

*) So then people open a new thread to discuss German politics, a club's management, or high prices for low service levels, which then quickly becomes a popular thread and gains traction among users = quickly brings out the "Thread closed" icon because "zis is nott relefant too zee fooroom, wie've hat zis diskuschion befor und vie vill nott hef it agen!

That's German 'freedom' of speech for you after 3,75 dictatorships in 150 years, LOL!

Yes, on lustcout. De. Funny, some write but pay more expensive for real. Quality is always less expensive for me than average quality I hate to waste for. Some Germans pay more than 1000 to 1500 for not wow looks at Sharks, for real, reported by Germans.

[Shark16]

That's German 'freedom' of speech for you after 3,75 dictatorships in 150 years, LOL!

Hehe, nah ... that's a bit harsh, I think. You are almost bordering to conspiracy there, Hammer.

But I see your point. Of course there is no "freedom of speech" in sex forums. Many local forums have strong moderation. The result is that any smell of discussion (or "freedom of speach" if you will) is quickly silenced. But what you have is a forum that is relevant and easy to read. There are lots of good info in there. From my perspective, it's so funny when the 200 E /60 reports are followed up by 150 E /60 reports on same girls. Or the other way around. Combined with a moderator that demands more details about the session to fully understand. It's good education.

This forum is also moderated (reports are deleted on ISG too, as you probably are aware), but in a more modest way. The result is more good discussions that are not permitted on local forums. The flip side is that this forum is sadly irrelevant in many ways (hey, do we need all the repetitive autobahn and skiing discussions even in club threads? Or the irrelevant comments from guys that have not attended the clubs since before the pandemic?).

It's a give and take. I read both ISG and local forums. They sort of complement each other. I also take everything I read with a grain of salt. Both here and there. It's healthy. Nothing beats being on the ground yourself making your own personal experiences.

Let's agree that a sex forum at its best is when visitors are comparing notes on what's happening on the ground. Trying to educate each other without getting into personal fights.

I hope I am forgiven for quoting a 10 yo report. At least it was done in the lounge and not in the club thread. LOL!

[HammerTime96]

Stumbled upon this old report while searching for something else. It was so funny reading this. Very precise observations from that time (2013). 100 E /30 is nothing new. It started at certain clubs even before the 2017 law.

Part 1. Yes.

Part 2. No. At Palace usually it's the girls telling you what they do for 50. Or what they demand for a good session (there's the "economy class = 50/30min and business class = 100/30min"-girls). Palace has become tourist trap. If somebody get's 25 great sessions at Palace in a row they must either have been way more expensive than 50/30min or he doesn't expect too much from a session. And maybe I am just spoiled after a dozen years of clubbing. If you habe experienced "wedding nights" with the most beautiful girls in German FKKs. Why bother to get ripped of at Palace? Palace 6-7 years ago was a great club. Those times are long gone.

HB

According to this experienced monger Palace was great early / middle 00's. It concurs very much with my own experiences at that club 2004- 07. Great times! Then I moved on. I have only a handful of visits to Palace in the last 10 years, but none post covid. I wonder if Palace girls still quote higher than girls at the other clubs. Has anybody been post covid and can tell?

Meh, I would take anything that HB has posted years ago with a extra large portion of salt.

A little bird once told me that HB was (or still is?) a moderator for a German forum that heavily promotes a few selected clubs in the Frankfurt area, and that he and his moderator buddies also heavily censor and delete any comments that criticise those 'protected from above' Frankfurt clubs.

*) A lot of people criticising German politics, a club's management, or the high prices for low service levels in an existing thread = comments quickly removed because "zis is nott part of zee toopik. ".

*) So then people open a new thread to discuss German politics, a club's management, or high prices for low service levels, which then quickly becomes a popular thread and gains traction among users = quickly brings out the "Thread closed" icon because "zis is nott relefant too zee fooroom, wie've hat zis diskuschion befor und vie vill nott hef it agen!

That's German 'freedom' of speech for you after 3,75 dictatorships in 150 years, LOL!

[FiddyCent]

Thanks for the tips. And I know some about mongering just no experience with FKKs. I will for sure scout out the talent before I choose ladies. I did this at campo in curacao before it closed. Made a few laps around the place and found the one I knew was it. More recently in Cozumel I was in a hurry so I didn't miss my cruise ship and get left so I went in and quickly scouted the girls and sat by the hottest one I saw. Haha.

I've always wondered how aggressive / competitive the FKK girls are with so many of them there.

Appreciate the advice for sure! I can't wait to go. Bang some hot chick. Chill for awhile, eat and recharge batteries, pop a viagra for second and 3rd rounds. Wish I could have done this in my 20's. Lmao.

It's never too late my friend! I channel Samuel L. Jackson. Be cool! You will find plenty of girls who will satisfy. Take no shit! You the Boss! If you are in relatively good shape, you should have the stamina. Just rest between sessions. Most of the time, I let the girls do all the work. In between sessions, it never hurts to have a girl sit down beside you to chat. She is anxious to get you into the room. You just chill and go at your own pace. I will tell the girl that I just finished in the room and need time to recharge. Take her name and find her later. They are always the ones chasing you. There is always someone "hotter" that comes along, so don't chase them. Girls will talk amongst themselves and will identify you as an easy Mark. Resist your urge and never let your little head take charge of your big head.

FiddyCent.

[BlueMoon22]

One bit of advice to newbs. Don't take the first girl that approaches you. Allow yourself some time to interview and reject a few girls. The girls can sense your desperation and try to milk as much out of you as possible. There will be plenty of girls to choose from and plenty of time do double back to the same girl later. If you approach like a drunken sailor, then you're screwed! I usually tell the first girl that I just arrived at the club and am waiting for dinner. It is a lie. Some have even told me the kitchen is closed, but that is a lie from her. Still NO! I won't go with her. Most girls are at least doable, but you want to find some chemistry first. Think of it like Speed Dating. Some girls may even start reaching under your robe to stroke you, but tell her you are looking for somebody specific or somebody who will do this, this, and that. If she agrees, and the price is reasonable, then proceed. Of course, there are some guys here who will say they never discuss money because it kills the mood, but those guys are experienced and have dealt with these girls on a regular basis. Just play the game and proceed with caution. If you find a girl that performs as promised, you could always extend your time in the room. Enjoy your first FKK experience.

FiddyCent.

Thanks for the tips. And I know some about mongering just no experience with FKKs. I will for sure scout out the talent before I choose ladies. I did this at campo in curacao before it closed. Made a few laps around the place and found the one I knew was it. More recently in Cozumel I was in a hurry so I didn't miss my cruise ship and get left so I went in and quickly scouted the girls and sat by the hottest one I saw. Haha.

I've always wondered how aggressive / competitive the FKK girls are with so many of them there.

Appreciate the advice for sure! I can't wait to go. Bang some hot chick. Chill for awhile, eat and recharge batteries, pop a viagra for second and 3rd rounds. Wish I could have done this in my 20's. Lmao.

[FiddyCent]

Thanks for the reply. I am excited for the FKKs! Sorry for the newb questions but I always like to know how everything will be and the proper way to do stuff before I go somewhere like this.

One bit of advice to newbs. Don't take the first girl that approaches you. Allow yourself some time to interview and reject a few girls. The girls can sense your desperation and try to milk as much out of you as possible. There will be plenty of girls to choose from and plenty of time do double back to the same girl later. If you approach like a drunken sailor, then you're screwed! I usually tell the first girl that I just arrived at the club and am waiting for dinner. It is a lie. Some have even told me the kitchen is closed, but that is a lie from her. Still NO! I won't go with her. Most girls are at least doable, but you want to find some chemistry first. Think of it like Speed Dating. Some girls may even start reaching under your robe to stroke you, but tell her you are looking for somebody specific or somebody who will do this, this, and that. If she agrees, and the price is reasonable, then proceed. Of course, there are some guys here who will say they never discuss money because it kills the mood, but those guys are experienced and have dealt with these girls on a regular basis. Just play the game and proceed with caution. If you find a girl that performs as promised, you could always extend your time in the room. Enjoy your first FKK experience.

FiddyCent.

[Sirioja]

This is a bit unclear. Did you visit a club in Austria, one club in Switzerland and one club in Germany during the same day?

Did I write this? Or did I compare after my visits on November at Wellcum, 7 January at Globe, Friday at Sharks and Saturday at Freubad. Best casting being at Sharks with some real GFE, even full natural Melisa Freubad is so kind, giving me m&m's and real GFE.

[BlueMoon22]

Correct you leave your wallet, phones and other valuables in the money locker. But money locker is quite small, so you can not keep everything in there. Beside money locker, you also have a larger locker where you could put your bags, shoes and clothes.

Correct, you have your own locker and you keep why our own key during your stay. You definitely could keep your Viagra in there.

Thanks for the reply. I am excited for the FKKs! Sorry for the newb questions but I always like to know how everything will be and the proper way to do stuff before I go somewhere like this.

[Ararat]

From last night, when I m probably one of the pickiest, with my eyes crying at Globe and not impressed at Wellcum, but they were happy at Sharks on last night. Despite the most faithful, but I will have problem to organize and with 2 German friends, but good hopes for 2023 . Positive point of bad high increasing is attracting beauties for escort rate 200/60 .

This is a bit unclear. Did you visit a club in Austria, one club in Switzerland and one club in Germany during the same day?