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01-30-22 19:45 #22271
Posts: 22259Originally Posted by YyzTravel [View Original Post]
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01-30-22 19:41 #22270
Posts: 410Originally Posted by YyzTravel [View Original Post]
Short answer: in the main locker. When you come in, you undress and change into a robe, organize your locker. Shoes, jeans, shorts, underwear. Your bag or backpack, condoms, mouth wash, perfume, tooth brush, anything else you consider having with you. Imagine how you want to organize your locker before you go to the club. Then do it. Once your locker is in good shape, store your wallet in an easy to reach manner because you'll need it after each room. I recommend to keep your main cash reserve in a safe of your hotel room. Not all hotels have a safe, in such case bring it with you and store it in your locker, but separate from your wallet. Pre-calculate how much should you have in your wallet. Add price of entry, base price of the number of sessions you will attempt, add 50 euro on top of each basic session, add more if you need extras, like anal. Then multiply everything by two, because IMHO you should never have to stress yourself by thinking you may run out of cash.
Most money stolen reported on ISG fall into the category of hearsay cases, like "I've heard." Because such cases are quite rare. Are money stolen from lockers? Yes, of course. However, it happens when people get drunk and lose control. Some get distracted because a girl asks for some extra, they rush to the locker in the middle of the session, get the money and forget to lock the locker. Sometimes people get distracted in the locker room when they are with friends. Remember to lock your locker before you go to shower or anywhere else, like to a mirror to comb your hair.
Another situation to watch out for when you take off your robe and go to a shower, you may hang your key on a hook and forget your key there, especially if you are in a hurry to be back in the main area of the club. So any time you ars rushed, remember not to lose control of your locker key.
If you want to be super vigilant, most thieves in gym locker rooms in the US operate as a team. One guy can strike a conversation with a potential victim, another goes to open his locker. So if you feel like something is not right when somebody is speaking with you, tell them sorry, I will be right back, and go check your locker. This is extraordinary, has never happened to me. In 2021 I observed a guy reporting to the front desk that all his money was stolen from his locker. I don't want to name the club. But the guy was on drugs, not thinking straight. He was at the club with a bunch his friends, 4 or 5 of them. The mgmt refused to help him. They said: we are not responsible for your personal belongings, as posted everywhere. Had he not been on drugs or drunk, I am sure the mgmt would be more responsive. I don't think it's a good idea to drink too much in a FKK club.
Do you keep the money on you in your robe?
No. Never. This is the worst idea. Very easy to lose. Very easy to forget when you dress and ready to go home. Someone (even a girl) could steal that money from you without you noticing. Max 20 euro if you want to pay for a drink at the bar. Remember to check the robe pockets carefully before you leave the club.
In the locker room?
Yes, as I already described. At the same time, bigger clubs have small locker rooms for your wallet in main areas of the club. Again, very easy to forget your belongings there when you leave. I use small lockers only for my condoms, small travel-size bottle of baby oil in case when I need a hand job, and maybe a travel-size mouthwash, if you want to disinfect after DATY while staying in the room with your lady of choice.
How do logistics like paying a bar tab work, etc?
As I said, only very small amount of cash in your pocket, otherwise a high chance to lose the money in your pockets.
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01-30-22 19:04 #22269
Posts: 2712FKK Primer
Originally Posted by YyzTravel [View Original Post]
So what is this crazy FKK I speak of?
Imagine, if you will, a very large building -- perhaps a warehouse -- that has been lavishly outfitted inside with a men's paradise. Buffet, sauna, jacuzzi, massage, pool, bar, relaxation areas and attractive ladies galore. And oh, yeah, the ladies are naked. Did I mention they all want to fuck you? Use the onsite rooms for your carnal pleasures; then rinse and repeat -- as many times as you have stamina and money for!
The drill is pretty much the same at each FKK and, as you will see, it is designed as the perfect place to start your journey to a better life. You know on TV where the guy gets caught with perfume on his clothes or lipstick on his collar? That is never going to happen here because the Germans have engineered the perfect experience -- with virtually guaranteed no trace evidence left behind. Here's how it goes (I'll use Sharks in Frankfurt, my favorite, to describe it):
When you enter the FKK, you pay your entry fee ($90-100 USD at nice ones) which entitles you to the full use of the facility and its amenities (sauna, buffet, lounges, non-alcoholic drinks). Alcoholic drinks, massages, and girls' services are extra. You are issued a towel, robe, flip flops, and a wristband with a key and they point you to the locker room. Here you get out of your street clothes, take a shower and suit up in a towel or robe and head into the club. Bring your wallet and condoms with you, as you will put these in a separate small locker when you enter. (This is important, because after a session you need to pay the girl and you don't want to have to go back to the locker room to do this.) Prepare to be amazed!
Sharks is huge, with 50 foot ceilings and there are girls everywhere. There is a big central bar where you can get your favorite cocktail or beer and start figuring out who tickles your fancy. If it's your first time here, you will be overwhelmed with selection. Blondes, brunettes, big fake tits, A cups, short, tall, skinny, thick. It's all here -- and they are all pretty in their own way. Just settle in and enjoy the spectacle. Generally you will have a few thoughts in this order:
This is fucking amazing!
Surely this can't be legal!
This must be what heaven is like if god knew what the fuck he was doing!
You will probably be approached by one or more girls who want you to go to the room with you. Almost 100% of the time you should NOT go with these girls. They tend to be the ones needing business or planning to shark you for big money. You are better off seeking out the girl you want if you are a newbie.
The general drill is to make the most of your entry fee and spend as much time at the FKK as humanly possible. Find a girl, negotiate the fee / services (generally 50-100 E / half hour) and head to the room. Do your thing. Now, comes the hardest part -- relax and recharge. You can try to find a quiet corner, but invariably you will be assaulted by various girls wanting you to go. Hold out. Go to the buffet, sauna, get a massage. Recharge. Go again. Rinse and repeat until you can go no more! It is also possible to leave the club and come back the same day -- just make sure to tell them you are returning.
Now bear in mind that FKK can vary widely in the awesomeness of the facility and / or girls. So what I describe primarily relates to the biggest and best in and around Frankfurt. Everywhere else may be a shade (or more!) less awesome in the food or the facilities or the girls; but the idea is generally the same.
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01-30-22 19:03 #22268
Posts: 424Originally Posted by YyzTravel [View Original Post]
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01-30-22 18:44 #22267
Posts: 22259Originally Posted by ZugVogel [View Original Post]
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01-30-22 17:15 #22266
Posts: 243Originally Posted by Sirioja [View Original Post]
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01-30-22 16:47 #22265
Posts: 2073Originally Posted by Turgid [View Original Post]
Most casual mongers do not care about such things. Majority of the mongering activity in Germany happens in Laufhaus. For the younger guys this represents the cheapest option. For the married guys, this represents the quickie option during their lunch break and when running errands. These casual mongers are not morally or religiously opposed to sex, but I think many casual mongers just consider WGs dirty. Yes, there are LHs that exist that cater to AO, but most LHs are known for offering for giving listless, sanitized sex. At LHs, this is par for the course: clientele finishes in under 10 minutes, does not want DFK, does not want BBBJ, does not chat her ear off, may not even expect her to put her smartphone down during the sexual act!
With regards to optics, ISGers seem to be more demanding. And perhaps our tastes represent the fact that most of us are 40+. Millennials and Gen-Z are into different optics and have different fetishes. For one MILF porn is one of the most searched terms. Newer ones are step-sister or step-mom porn. If we look at what is popular on PornHub this month, not a lot of the stars I would characterize as "fresh". Three of the top thirty do not even show their face: https://www.pornhub.com/pornstars.
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01-30-22 16:16 #22264
Posts: 2073Originally Posted by EscapeArtist [View Original Post]
Not all ISGers are that hypersexual in the physical sense. Hypersexual would be to me "Quantity over Quality". Many hardcore mongers log a lot of zero pop, zero room days. Not even talking about going hard on day one, and needing a recuperation day. But someone who on a 7-9 day trip, deliberately keeps a slow pace, hoping to find their unicorn. If they are lucky, and find that wife for the trip, they will go in confident knowing that they have conserved all their ammunition (sperm, money) for her. If they are not fortunate to find their unicorn, then the last 1-2 days of their trip, they make a practical decision to lower the bar and settle and get some pops in before flying back home. For the "unlucky" scenario, that might look like two rooms from Day 1 to 7 and four rooms on Day 8 and Day 9. Not exactly hypersexual.
Hardcore mongers I would characterize as maximizers. There are two variations of maximize. First, is having a narrow optic spec. Common one might be someone who chases a Western European, Aryan, Germanic look, for instance someone who could have played the "hot girl" in some 1980's American teen movie. My ideal spec is just as rare as the aforementioned. And if I were to strictly adhere to my spec of slim, thin legs, big naturals, there would only be one WG in FKK land who meets that spec, perhaps two. But I do not like to pay entry and not room, so I have conditioned myself to expand the definition of doable. But even then, I do not think I ever classify 20 percent of the LU as doable. The other variation of the maximizer is the hardcore monger who never repeats. This is rarer amongst fly-ins, but these mongers could probably find 70-80 percent of the LU doable, but need to constantly log kilometers, rotate clubs to find new, fresh WGs.
But I think many casual mongers are happy with "good enough" and do not seek to maximize. There is zero curiosity about what better options might exist outside of their local area. Slightly overweight, age 35-45 WGs? No problem. They just go monger at the most convenient spot for them, get in, and get out. They may be even be fine repeating the same WG for months or years. These guys have zero need to read forums. They do not care that a club six hours away from them just reopened, or some club an ocean away just got some fresh Romies off the bus. They only care about the club or brothel closest to them.
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01-30-22 10:59 #22263
Posts: 2371Originally Posted by EscapeArtist [View Original Post]
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01-30-22 10:39 #22262
Posts: 2371Originally Posted by EscapeArtist [View Original Post]
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01-30-22 08:29 #22261
Posts: 22259Originally Posted by Turgid [View Original Post]
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01-30-22 06:36 #22260
Posts: 18Originally Posted by Sirioja [View Original Post]
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01-30-22 00:28 #22259
Posts: 7321Originally Posted by DrPoon [View Original Post]
They used to say, spring break and they think of some beach resort, modern young stunner do their spring break and have wild holiday in FKK with us mongers LOL!
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01-29-22 22:36 #22258
Posts: 22259Originally Posted by ZugVogel [View Original Post]
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01-29-22 20:37 #22257
Posts: 806Originally Posted by Gino02 [View Original Post]