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08-20-19 00:40 #14590
Posts: 2708Lost in translation
A few funny incidents this past year due to not speaking the same native language.
Thifany. My Brazilian unicorn that I flew to London. Two days in she confesses to me she is not sleeping well due to my snoring. So we agree to get some earplugs when we are out souvenir shopping. As we walk down the street after a few shops she says "I almost forgot. I need to get tampons!
And I think oh fuck me in the ass, really? I mean we have theee days left and she gets her period?
After we start talking about where to get them etc it becomes clear she means EARPLUGS. Just an error in translation! Well I guess they both fill holes, so maybe the same in SpanisH? Anyhow. We both got a laugh.
Kendall. Diva London. I had been with Kendall the prior year. So when I showed up at her flat she recognized me. But she couldn't quite place me. Then she says as only a frank Romanian WG would: "oh I remember you. You fuck a lot. ".
So I say, yeah I mean I travel a lot and so I see a lot of girls. And she says "no no. I mean you fuck a very long time!" Hahaha. LOL. Cracked me up.
Cambria. Diva London. We are getting into it and she is on top and starts licking and sucking my ear. I want to encourage her so I tell her it feels really good. To which she says "Yeah. Old people like that. ".
Mildly offended I offer, "well I'm not THAT old. ".
And she laughs and says "I didn't say OLD people. I said ALL people ". Hahaha. OMG I laughed so hard.
Anyhow just a few of my lost in translation moments.
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08-20-19 00:38 #14589
Posts: 1385Originally Posted by DenHaag [View Original Post]
Since our cowboy friend talks like he knows a little bit football, the stronger dollar is like having the wind behind the punt if you will. Or the punt took a lucky bounce. Enjoy it while it lasts.
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08-20-19 00:15 #14588
Posts: 60Originally Posted by DerAuslander [View Original Post]
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08-20-19 00:13 #14587
Posts: 60Originally Posted by Pessimist [View Original Post]
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08-19-19 23:08 #14586
Posts: 1385[Deleted by Admin]
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08-19-19 23:03 #14585
Posts: 6686Originally Posted by Pessimist [View Original Post]
But you Americans got to hurry, because fed is worried Trump may even dump their entire independence system. And he just demanded a 1% interest rate dump within a short time frame. That is 100 basis points. So that should also dump the dollar compared to the euro. Don't ask me by how much, because lately guessing these currency rates has just turned impossible. But 10% down for the dollar at least I would suspect. Possibly even 15% down unless the esb follows up shortly.
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08-19-19 22:37 #14584
Posts: 295Originally Posted by Pessimist [View Original Post]
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08-19-19 22:06 #14583
Posts: 972Originally Posted by Pessimist [View Original Post]
Did you punt in high school, college or in the NFL or perhaps the old USFL?
The Redskins sure could use a good punter today. Tress Way isn't that great with just an average of 41.42 meters per punt.
If you are interested in the position I could arrange a meeting with the owner of this great American Football Team owned by Daniel Snyder, just let me know.
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08-19-19 18:05 #14582
Posts: 1385The good news for American punters like myself (yes, I know that some guys here seem to be getting upset about any such acknowledgement about my nationality although similar casual mentions by many other members is blithely ignored by these self appointed faux-moderators) is that Euro keeps crashing downwards. Now it is in touching distance of 1.1 dollars. So, assuming you exchange your greenbacks at the official rate, you would have paid $125 for an hour session in January of 2018, now it is going to cost just $110. For a volume monger like myself taking 15 to 20 sessions give or take in a few days per trip, the savings could be a couple of hundreds dollars relative to 20 months ago.
And with German economy tipping into recession per the Bundesbank warning (and with our Brit cousins similarly looking at lousy job prospects and their own sinking currency), American dudes should have a clearer path to the ladies and the rooms. Even the Asian hunters may seek you out. Enjoy while this lasts.
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08-19-19 15:18 #14581
Posts: 22248Originally Posted by HungryStud101 [View Original Post]
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08-19-19 13:34 #14580
Posts: 22248Originally Posted by Stalesihonim [View Original Post]
For many girls in Germany, Sharks is number 1. I was told on some Fridays, 200/250 girls, too many for me, but I didn't find only 1 attractive to make me feel: I want her, when I really find this feeling. Also Oase, or Samya for many girls. For fresh girls, Samya, Acapulco Velbert or Gold.
For higher level for looks and love in bed, Globe close to Zurich and Freubad north Bern is not bad, for 269 CHF = 245 €, for entry with free foods and drinks and 1 hour in room on Swiss level, even I hate Swiss robbers administration.
For me, on average, Germany is less expensive and higher level than Austria. Switzerland is higher level and sometimes not much more expensive. Full 30 GFE mn can be for 80/90 € in Switzerland with shower together after, 130€ at Globe, 260€ at Aphrodisia.
My subjective tastes of course. I m only interested by beauties and love in bed, not by trash PSE nor dolls in plastic.
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08-19-19 12:29 #14579
Posts: 22248Originally Posted by Jkkk8 [View Original Post]
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08-19-19 12:17 #14578
Posts: 22248Originally Posted by Triplestudrazz [View Original Post]
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08-19-19 05:48 #14577
Posts: 823Originally Posted by Pessimist [View Original Post]
Fkk clubs want to make nusiness. Thus don't expect any packages with reduced entry fee or other goodies.
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08-19-19 03:55 #14576
Posts: 1385In my view, sleeping in the FKK for a night has some slight novelty value but it is not a great choice on a sustainable basis. First, you got to wait till closing hours to get "checked in". Paying 100 bucks for 6 to 7 hours is a rip off for the quality of room and service you are getting in return. This is especially true if you already rented a car, in which case you can easily drive at closing or whenever you wanted and drive to a real hotel that you can rent at a similar price. Since the room is yours only for a few hours, you got to worry about where to keep your bags before and after the rental period, particularly if you are plan to hit up that club for a few days in a row.
If the club built a real hotel adjoining the club and rented rooms at the same terms and prices as a any real hotel, yes it would be worth it.
Also, I'm not aware that any club is waiving the entry fee to the club to room renters. At least not that I have seen.