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[Steve 9696]

Errata. Thifany speaks Portuguese not Spanish. Got my Buenos Aires girl on my mind!

A few funny incidents this past year due to not speaking the same native language.

Thifany. My Brazilian unicorn that I flew to London. Two days in she confesses to me she is not sleeping well due to my snoring. So we agree to get some earplugs when we are out souvenir shopping. As we walk down the street after a few shops she says "I almost forgot. I need to get tampons!

And I think oh fuck me in the ass, really? I mean we have theee days left and she gets her period?

After we start talking about where to get them etc it becomes clear she means EARPLUGS. Just an error in translation! Well I guess they both fill holes, so maybe the same in SpanisH? Anyhow. We both got a laugh.

Kendall. Diva London. I had been with Kendall the prior year. So when I showed up at her flat she recognized me. But she couldn't quite place me. Then she says as only a frank Romanian WG would: "oh I remember you. You fuck a lot. ".

So I say, yeah I mean I travel a lot and so I see a lot of girls. And she says "no no. I mean you fuck a very long time!" Hahaha. LOL. Cracked me up.

Cambria. Diva London. We are getting into it and she is on top and starts licking and sucking my ear. I want to encourage her so I tell her it feels really good. To which she says "Yeah. Old people like that. ".

Mildly offended I offer, "well I'm not THAT old. ".

And she laughs and says "I didn't say OLD people. I said ALL people ". Hahaha. OMG I laughed so hard.

Anyhow just a few of my lost in translation moments.

[Steve 9696]

A few funny incidents this past year due to not speaking the same native language.

Thifany. My Brazilian unicorn that I flew to London. Two days in she confesses to me she is not sleeping well due to my snoring. So we agree to get some earplugs when we are out souvenir shopping. As we walk down the street after a few shops she says "I almost forgot. I need to get tampons!

And I think oh fuck me in the ass, really? I mean we have theee days left and she gets her period?

After we start talking about where to get them etc it becomes clear she means EARPLUGS. Just an error in translation! Well I guess they both fill holes, so maybe the same in SpanisH? Anyhow. We both got a laugh.

Kendall. Diva London. I had been with Kendall the prior year. So when I showed up at her flat she recognized me. But she couldn't quite place me. Then she says as only a frank Romanian WG would: "oh I remember you. You fuck a lot. ".

So I say, yeah I mean I travel a lot and so I see a lot of girls. And she says "no no. I mean you fuck a very long time!" Hahaha. LOL. Cracked me up.

Cambria. Diva London. We are getting into it and she is on top and starts licking and sucking my ear. I want to encourage her so I tell her it feels really good. To which she says "Yeah. Old people like that. ".

Mildly offended I offer, "well I'm not THAT old. ".

And she laughs and says "I didn't say OLD people. I said ALL people ". Hahaha. OMG I laughed so hard.

Anyhow just a few of my lost in translation moments.

[Pessimist]

Hard to know what way the World economy is heading. Trade wars, Brexit not to mention issues in the Middle East may upset everyone's apple cart. If there are winners at the moment, no telling if they will be winning for very long.

Yes sure, in the longer run you are right. We will leave the longer term prognostications to the dude who pompously prattled about stocks and bonds and other stuff a couple of days ago. But the cheaper Euro is here and now and our dollars will go a bit further in the clubs and that's all that matters at the moment.

Since our cowboy friend talks like he knows a little bit football, the stronger dollar is like having the wind behind the punt if you will. Or the punt took a lucky bounce. Enjoy it while it lasts.

[Den Haag]

Touchdown! Come on them Dallas Cowboys!

More a New England Patriots man myself!

[Den Haag]

The good news for American punters like myself (yes, I know that some guys here seem to be getting upset about any such acknowledgement about my nationality although similar casual mentions by many other members is blithely ignored by these self appointed faux-moderators) is that Euro keeps crashing downwards. Now it is in touching distance of 1.1 dollars. So, assuming you exchange your greenbacks at the official rate, you would have paid $125 for an hour session in January of 2018, now it is going to cost just $110. For a volume monger like myself taking 15 to 20 sessions give or take in a few days per trip, the savings could be a couple of hundreds dollars relative to 20 months ago.

And with German economy tipping into recession per the Bundesbank warning (and with our Brit cousins similarly looking at lousy job prospects and their own sinking currency), American dudes should have a clearer path to the ladies and the rooms. Even the Asian hunters may seek you out. Enjoy while this lasts.

Hard to know what way the World economy is heading. Trade wars, Brexit not to mention issues in the Middle East may upset everyone's apple cart. If there are winners at the moment, no telling if they will be winning for very long.

[Pessimist]

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[Pistons]

The good news for American punters like myself (yes, I know that some guys here seem to be getting upset about any such acknowledgement about my nationality although similar casual mentions by many other members is blithely ignored by these self appointed faux-moderators) is that Euro keeps crashing downwards. Now it is in touching distance of 1.1 dollars. So, assuming you exchange your greenbacks at the official rate, you would have paid $125 for an hour session in January of 2018, now it is going to cost just $110. For a volume monger like myself taking 15 to 20 sessions give or take in a few days per trip, the savings could be a couple of hundreds dollars relative to 20 months ago.

And with German economy tipping into recession per the Bundesbank warning (and with our Brit cousins similarly looking at lousy job prospects and their own sinking currency), American dudes should have a clearer path to the ladies and the rooms. Even the Asian hunters may seek you out. Enjoy while this lasts.

Indeed you should! For me, the currency rate is terrible compared to 5-6 years ago. What used to cost me 100 e, now cost 140 e etc.

But you Americans got to hurry, because fed is worried Trump may even dump their entire independence system. And he just demanded a 1% interest rate dump within a short time frame. That is 100 basis points. So that should also dump the dollar compared to the euro. Don't ask me by how much, because lately guessing these currency rates has just turned impossible. But 10% down for the dollar at least I would suspect. Possibly even 15% down unless the esb follows up shortly.

[Der Auslander]

The good news for American punters like myself

Touchdown! Come on them Dallas Cowboys!

[Kosher Kowboy]

The good news for American punters like myself

Which team do you or did you play for? Few realise the importance of this position. A well organised squad needs to have a great punter as field position is everything so need one who is great at not only trying to be able to kick it out of bounds inside the 4. 572 meter line and if in the open field buried deep in one's own side of the field a guy who can boot the ball 45.72 meters or more is ideal. Nothing worse than a muffed punt either; you end up giving the opposing team great field position to score on you easier.

Did you punt in high school, college or in the NFL or perhaps the old USFL?

The Redskins sure could use a good punter today. Tress Way isn't that great with just an average of 41.42 meters per punt.

If you are interested in the position I could arrange a meeting with the owner of this great American Football Team owned by Daniel Snyder, just let me know.

[Pessimist]

The good news for American punters like myself (yes, I know that some guys here seem to be getting upset about any such acknowledgement about my nationality although similar casual mentions by many other members is blithely ignored by these self appointed faux-moderators) is that Euro keeps crashing downwards. Now it is in touching distance of 1.1 dollars. So, assuming you exchange your greenbacks at the official rate, you would have paid $125 for an hour session in January of 2018, now it is going to cost just $110. For a volume monger like myself taking 15 to 20 sessions give or take in a few days per trip, the savings could be a couple of hundreds dollars relative to 20 months ago.

And with German economy tipping into recession per the Bundesbank warning (and with our Brit cousins similarly looking at lousy job prospects and their own sinking currency), American dudes should have a clearer path to the ladies and the rooms. Even the Asian hunters may seek you out. Enjoy while this lasts.

[Sirioja]

You know this would be kind of fun. I would like to try this. Can you skip the entrance fee the next day? You never left the club and you are already inside? (I'm assuming the room is inside?) You would be first to get the good girls as they arrive and you would save money on cab fare, correct? The problem is, when I get out of the FKK, I write a report for a few hours. This could be awkward but it could be good. "Hey Amanda. What's your friend's name with the dark hair and big tits? How old is she and does she do anal?"

How are the breakfasts? How about the receipts? Most of the time I am making a detour on a business trip. I would hate to turn in a receipt with FKK World on it.

Yes good Sirioja. I appreciate your reports. I read them when I am planning a trip or "in country.".

At Bab or World or Wellcum, even sleeping in club, You have to pay entry if You want to stay on next day. Maybe only breakfast included with night. At World, I would like to sleep in room in tree. Bad luck super model I wanted as soon I was her, more than 1,80 bare feet, was not enthusiastic to play monkey with me, but real GFE with sex machine who killed her for her first room of her day, but I m pretty sure she would not have said no to a second killing room, some of WGs appreciate to feel woman for sex, she was full smiling whole day.

[Sirioja]

Hi guys!

I would like to ask for an advice. I tried searching but in general the search function didn't work.

What would you say is the best FKK in Germany or Austria? I do go frequently to Golden Time in Vienna but a lot of people say that there are much better clubs in Germany or even Austria. I don't like typical laufhaus, I do prefer the sauna clubs (or FKK).

In general I'm looking for a place with a large number of girls where I can have options to choose from and sped a few hours there.

Thank you!

In Austria, Wellcum seem to be number 1, many girls, some really beautiful natural tits, but lack of pretty faces and elegance for me. Prettiest for me is Georgia ex Ina Acapulco Velbert. De. Seem some girls left GT Vienna because of falling business.

For many girls in Germany, Sharks is number 1. I was told on some Fridays, 200/250 girls, too many for me, but I didn't find only 1 attractive to make me feel: I want her, when I really find this feeling. Also Oase, or Samya for many girls. For fresh girls, Samya, Acapulco Velbert or Gold.

For higher level for looks and love in bed, Globe close to Zurich and Freubad north Bern is not bad, for 269 CHF = 245 €, for entry with free foods and drinks and 1 hour in room on Swiss level, even I hate Swiss robbers administration.

For me, on average, Germany is less expensive and higher level than Austria. Switzerland is higher level and sometimes not much more expensive. Full 30 GFE mn can be for 80/90 € in Switzerland with shower together after, 130€ at Globe, 260€ at Aphrodisia.

My subjective tastes of course. I m only interested by beauties and love in bed, not by trash PSE nor dolls in plastic.

[Sirioja]

I just learned a hard lesson on that as I just flew in from the states this last week and went to Oase Friday and Saturday and after being so pumped for 3 months.

It was the worst ever and never seen it like that ever and there were way more men than women and only about 4 to 5 even consider 7+.

All my Oase exp. Have been so good that I didn't even have a clue it was ever bad. I was there in October and January and it was great both of those months so.

I assumed its always good all year around all the great Romanian girls were gone and I found myself bored at times and that has never happened.

And the talent was the exact same from one night to next but maybe 2 different girls the second night. So your saying I have hope that it will return to normal.

So glad to hear that as I loved my past exp. And wanted to repeat them.

Holidays time for girls who made good money, but they will return on September until Christmas, back on January until Easter, back on May until July. FKK are not on top on Summer holidays time, except in Switzerland and south Austria for Italian business. I have better places to spend my holidays than brothels, in my beloved mountains.

[Sirioja]

Hello all,

Making my second annual FKK trip from the states. Any FKK's allow videoing the fun, even for an additional fee?

If you take photos or videos of girls and clients, You will have problems, only in private if girl agree. This is reason why now stickers on phones at GT, after Asian blogs.

[Tedesco]

Paying 100 bucks for 6 to 7 hours is a rip off for the quality of room and service you are getting in return. If the club built a real hotel ....... it would be worth it ...... any club is waiving the entry fee to the club to room renters.

Clubs like World or Babylon may offer the possibility to stay over night, but to be honest, clubs like World close at 4/5 am and the time for a comfortable sleep is rather limited. It's only an option for drunken guys who don't have an accomodation already booked. In case you already have booked a hotel room in advance it's better to spend the 100 bucks for a taxi drive to that hotel.

Fkk clubs want to make nusiness. Thus don't expect any packages with reduced entry fee or other goodies.