German FKK Clubs - Lounge and chat area

[Optimist]

Supermonger Steve. Thanks again. A superb report. I have just created a bucket list with one item on . Your report is life changing.

Number one in London?. Congrats for that.

[Steve 9696]

So Tokyo Hentai has a sister club that is a legitimate soapy. It's in Kawasaki, which I thought was far but it's not. It's just one subway stop from Shinigawa. So super easy to get to. It has earlier hours than THC and closes earlier so it's a great daytime option.

Since we planned to do THC again late night we wanted to go early enough to Paradise to recover but ended up having to go at 1:45 to get the girls we wanted. This was OK though because we had awesome gyoza and ramen beforehand. I settled on their number 3 girl June and Chris took their number 1 Sophia.

Sophia.

https://paradise-inn.net/profile?cc=59

June.

https://paradise-inn.net/profile?cc=42

They were both OUTSTANDING! Our new favorite club!

Paradise, being a full on soapy, includes FS in the price. This is really nice but believe me you will go here for the mat play. You have to get 90 minutes to do mat play. DO IT. You will never be the same. You will save all your pennies to go to Paradise.

When you arrive, the great English speaking handlers will take your order (42000 Y for 90 minutes) and settle you in the waiting room with a coke or water. Soon enough it is time for the reveal. I am escorted to a curtain at the bottom of the stairs and when it opens there is June at the top. Nice. (Chris reports Sophia was kneeling and bowing which was a nice touch).

I would say June is just a shade less cute than her pictures. Eyes not quite that big but still very pretty and with a bangin body if you like slim girls. She is super tiny with a tight stomach and toned abs. But her bubbly personality overall is the main attraction. What a sweetheart. And wait till you get to mat play. Gods gift to man.

In the room I undress and she gets the shower ready. The rooms are a little older but very adequate for the purpose and quite spacious with bed, soaking tub and a large open area for mat play.

Those that have been to a soapy before will recognize the routine but I will recount it here for newbies. First she sits you on a special U shaped stool. Your butt cheeks go on the two ends of the U and that leaves your junk and butt open for easy access. And access she does!

She soaps up my junk and all the way round to the far back. And puts the handheld shower all the way under. You will have the cleanest crack and ball sack ever! Plus it's super sexy. Paradise is all about service. You will feel like a king.

Now it is time for me to tub-soak while she prepares the mat. Mat is really a misnomer. In much of AP they call it the rubber dingy and that is way more accurate. It is a huge queen size inflatable that is really thick and shaped slightly concave to keep all the slippery goo inside.

The prep itself is kinda sexy to watch. She mixes up a bowl of Nuru gel which is the goddamn slipperiest stuff you've ever encountered. It's made from seaweed so it's all natural, which is good, because pretty soon June is going to be licking every inch of my body! She then spreads it liberally on the raft and starts sliding her naked body all over it to spread it around. I have plenty of nice visuals filed away on this!

When the mat is prepped, June comes to get me and leads me by hand onto the mat. This is required as otherwise I'd bust my ass, but also very sweet. On the mat face down it is the most sublime experience ever. Your cock is running against the slippery mat as she rides up and down your legs. She hooks a foot under and suddenly she's stroking my balls. She is licking me everywhere. It is just a cacophony of sensations. A body symphony. And that is face down!

After a while there is "the flip" where in a massage place is the signal for fun to start. Not here. You are nearly spent from sensory overload at the time of the flip. But yet it goes on. Some quality sliding. A bunch of DFK and then she puts a towel under my butt to keep me in place as she fucks the hell out of me.

(FWIW Chris has done mat play a bunch of other places and he said his experience here was way over the top better than anywhere else).

And fuck the hell out of me she did. She did a bunch of nice BBBJ and then put on the condom with her mouth always a nice pro touch and began to ride. Let me tell you, early on she confesses "I am a very horny girl" and she was not lying. I thought about trying to hold out but there was no prayer of that with her sexy moaning and riding like a blue-ribbon cowgirl! So I have an epic shot while on the mat.

Of course we are not done. She gives me virtually no rest time and starts playing with my dick again. She is a very conscientious girl and asks to make sure it is not too ticklish. I say no and on she goes. More stroking and BBBJ then move to the bed with me hard again. (The 90 minutes course is clearly set up for a shot on the mat and one on the bed).

We cuddle a bit but then get at it again. We do mish and cowgirl and doggie. With a lot of super nice DFK. As well I do some very nice DATY with her very responsive with a tight little knob you can easily locate and work. I do quite a bit of finger fucking as well with index inside curled up and thumb driving across the button. She seems to quite enjoy this. No earthshaking orgasm like Natasha, but a fun time was had by all!

She returns to hand work and BJ to try to seal the deal, but as my fifth girl of the week and second shot in 75 minutes, it does not happen. Nonetheless she is a trooper right up to the bell. What a great girl.

We kiss and shower and off I go to my next adventure. On the way out they have a rating form (they are sooooo good at customer service) and I give June top marks. Chris had a top of the world experience with Sophia as well. So much so we decide to swap girls the next day. But that is a story for tomorrow. Plus I have one more hottie to do before then. Stay tuned.

Highest recommendation possible for Paradise, June and Sophia (in that order). A new favorite top worldwide venue!

Optimist et al: Save your pennies and put mat play at Paradise (specifically Paradise not any random soapy) on your bucket list. You really must try this before going to the big FKK in the sky. I put the mat play with June in the top five in all my experiences. Probably number three after Thifany my Brazilian girlfriend for a week, and the life changing Cambria and Kendall duo in London. Mighty fine company to be in!

PS I forgot to comment but Japanese girls are generally a whole different experience from girls elsewhere. There is still a culture of deference and submission with the man being king. It comes through the whole time in the experience that it is not quite mutual — she is there to serve you. Of course one can argue it should be this way everywhere and certainly with working girls but it’s generally not. But in Japan it is still old school “take care of your man” and this is intoxicatingly sexy.

[Optimist]

Steve. I love your reports.I await the one on "mat play' And Mr Ho many many thanks for the overview. I am working on demystifying the Japan scene for my next visit as I have a heart fluttering penchant for Japanese cuteness. But learning enough language to read websites and make telephone calls is a big ask (I want to avoid the foreigner only options but that will be my fallback). But maybe the prices are beyond my pocket so I will have to settle for Germany

[Vito Corleone]

This last trip I spent time with Natasha, Sumire, Honey, and Hitomi at THC. They were all lovely in their own way. Sumire the most experienced lover, Honey the prettiest (top5 worldwide for me), Hitomi the wettest, and Natasha a great all around win in all departments. I can post the rest later when you tire of AU / CH and London, but for now, let me just give you a taste with the lovely Sumire. P.S. You can see any of these girls including faces on their website. Most have a Tumblr account linked at the bottom of their profile where you see unretouched selfies. Very spot on. No bait and switch.

So our intrepid travelers were last seen in Paradise fully satisfied. Who could ask for more? Not Chris he is good for the day. But old Steve the horndog thinks he might go one more round. I'the been itching to try Lisa who is a lovely Blasian mix. But when we chat up Lyle at THC he says she can be a bit flaky on schedule and to avoid disappointment I might choose someone else. (The THC handlers are great. They are all Phillipino so they speak great English). Actually this leads to an interesting conversation about the girls and their schedules. Most have some other job as well nurse, perfume clerk were a few he named. He knows them all like sisters, which makes him very good at his job..

Steve,

I really enjoy reading your reports! It's not Germany related but better than all this who needs therapy, who's addicted, who thinks they have reverend pimp daddy skills but still has to pay the girls. Socially awkward, makes the girls sticky wet while searching for woman behavior but in reality the girls who tolerate him for his money.

Keep providing great trip reports!

[JunkJock]

Hi gang,

Planning to spend one Saturday night this June in the Dusseldorf area (can go anywhere). Looking to maximize my chances for a young, natural beauty.

Been to World in its 2013 heyday, and Oase last year, so that's my benchmark.

Thanks in advance for any suggestions / rankings!

[Mr Ho]

So if the distinguished Mr Ho says Japan sucks I will totally agree with him -- Except for the gems that are THC and Paradise.

As to pricing, THC has silver, gold, and diamond girls at $US 200,230, and $270/ HR respectively. It is $30 to CIM, which includes BBBJ throughout. There is no negotiation or guessing. It is all on their website. It is kind of fun to peruse as they have pictures of the lovely Anju acting out what CIM means for example! Or what a denma is. Just go to their prices page and scroll down a bit to see the options. I always get a diamond plus CIM so it's $300. www.hentaitokyo.com

Paradise is priced similarly, but to get "mat play" -- see upcoming report -- you need to book 90 minutes. That is $400 US.

So high by German FKK standards, low by Aphrodisia and US benchmarks and about spot on with Globe.

Oh and as to being treated like a whitey, THC and Paradise have a niche. They allow ONLY foreigners -- no Japanese allowed. You do have to show an ID of some sort but it's just a cursory check that you are not a Japanese citizen. The entire experience, including their web chat, which is awesome, is built around English speaking foreigners.

Polayrist and Steve. Japan is good if you know your way around and if you like beautiful Asian girls. It is depending on ones taste.

I tend to like more European girls, so for my taste, I had and have great time here in Tokyo with so called Eurasian girls who are half white and half Japanese. I had privileged to enjoy girls like Maria Ozawa and Rola Takizawa and as for Rola, I had her before she went onto porn industry when she was still 19 years old, I did her bareback for about 10 months. However, Eurasian girls are quite hard to find here and I only do few per year, when they come up on the scene while they are on the scene. For Maria Ozawa, I did her during her prime in 2008, so it was expensive, 150000 yen for 70 min (about 1500 USD) and Rola was about 50000 yen (500 usd) for 90 min.

In Japan, prostitution is illegal, but in the law, it only prohibit sexual intercourse and that with legal definition is penetration of penis into pussy, but one can get around that and you can kind of say police only do bust sometimes, if such incident of penetration occur. Yes, it sound funny and odd, but it is how it is with the law here.

On the other hand, all type of sexual services are on table with various style, and many options are available too like dressing them up as high school girls, stewardess, swimming costume, high school uniforms etc. And legally anal penetration is not consider illegal because it is not sex legally, so if girls offer it, anal is like plus 10000 yen (about 100 usd).

In bigger picture to simplify it, there is type of brothel called soap land, it is like a bath house where girls wash you in enclosed Japanese style bath room and then fuck you, at this type of enterprise, you can penetrate. And another style of mongering here is delivery health, which is like escort service and you cannot penetrate with this service on surface, but in reality, many girls let you penetrate for free if you are lucky, if not with 10000 to 20000 yen extra which is like 100 usd to 200 usd more.

What I do is that, I tend to like delivery health because you get fresh normal girls new to the industry like 18,19 years old, which is legal age to work in mongering industry here, so they are still nice and naive, so I do sexual play called sumata, which is sliding bareback penis on pussy and I just slide it inside LOL. It works most of time.

For both soap land and delivery health, I would say for good looking girls, the rate begin at about 50000 yen (about 500 usd) and sky is limit.

The down side is that, many establishments are not open to foreign visitors, so one may face some problem getting good looking girls. This is due to language ability of girls and some clients treating girls rough etc. , but this is slowly changing because the industry realize the possible big profit to cater girls to foreign visitors, so now some of the establishment begin to have English sites.

For Eurasian girls lover like me, when it is good, it is really good because I get girls like Rola Takizawa or Maria Ozawa etc. , or even more beautiful normal Eurasian girls who are not porn stars, but when it is bad, I do not find any good looking Eurasian girls at all, so it is bad as desert LOL. However, I also like model type Asian girls over 170 cm with beautiful structured small face, so I do fine.

But comparison to German FKK where you can see like 40 girls minimum and sometimes almost 100 girls all nude in real life front of you before you choose who to go, it is not good here.

I would say for service, once you managed to get the penetration part sorted with girl, then service often are really good like you can usually cum many time as you want within given time, mostly all are included like DFK, rimming, BBBJ, DATY, cum in mouth, cum on tit etc. (no anal), and often if penetration part is sorted, then it is bareback.

In conclusion, if you like more elegant looking Asian girls, come to Japan, if not it is better off going to Thailand or Philippines because it is much cheaper there, you can choose girls front of you and also you can go bareback easily there. Either way, I like Eurasian girls, so anywhere I go in Asia including here in Tokyo, I am always searching for Eurasian girls that is hard to find and also even in German FKK, I am always searching for girls, I guess my taste is getting higher and higher for me to able to fuck them LOL, it is hard knock life for choosy monger like me LOL!

[Steve 9696]

This last trip I spent time with Natasha, Sumire, Honey, and Hitomi at THC. They were all lovely in their own way. Sumire the most experienced lover, Honey the prettiest (top5 worldwide for me), Hitomi the wettest, and Natasha a great all around win in all departments. I can post the rest later when you tire of AU / CH and London, but for now, let me just give you a taste with the lovely Sumire. P.S. You can see any of these girls including faces on their website. Most have a Tumblr account linked at the bottom of their profile where you see unretouched selfies. Very spot on. No bait and switch.

So our intrepid travelers were last seen in Paradise — fully satisfied. Who could ask for more? Not Chris — he is good for the day. But old Steve the horndog thinks he might go one more round. I'the been itching to try Lisa who is a lovely Blasian mix. But when we chat up Lyle at THC he says she can be a bit flaky on schedule and to avoid disappointment I might choose someone else. (The THC handlers are great. They are all Phillipino so they speak great English). Actually this leads to an interesting conversation about the girls and their schedules. Most have some other job as well — nurse, perfume clerk were a few he named. He knows them all like sisters, which makes him very good at his job.

It's for the best that Lisa might not work anyhow because I realize I am going to need a real pro on round 2 — so looks need to come secondary — I need service with a capital S. I ask Lyle to recommend top BJ girls and he cuts my list from 8 down to three. In the end I choose Sumire, who at age 30 has probably honed her craft. (Yep, got that right!) There is just something cute about her.

https://hentaitokyo.com/profile?cc=74

So I pay up and set the date for later that night (the usual 30000 Y for a diamond CIM hour). Chris and I go to the Korean barbecue about a block away. Super epic beef. OMG it was awesome. And then to the Dubliner for warm up drinks. Jack and Coke. Of course. The Dubliner is literally 50 feet from THC Shibuya. So as the Blind Pig is to Manhattan in Shanghai so is the Dubliner to THC Shibuya.

About 5 minutes before the appointment I head over and wait a few for Sumire. I am pleasantly surprised. She is very attractive but in a lady-like way not like someone early 20's. She is wearing a business wool coat and suit outfit with a high end purse — very classy. Think of doing the hot executive secretary and you've got Sumire. And unlike other girls who tend to walk maybe side by side with you to the hotel, she takes my arm and leans into me. Great indicator of the strong GFE to come.

It is a super busy night and we go to 5 different Love Hotels before we find a vacancy. And even then we have to get a deluxe suite at 7000 Y to secure a room. The room is in fact very nice with whirlpool tub with color changing lights and even a mini rubber dinghy if you wanted to go there. Even has a terrace, but we did not make use of it.

Whereas some girls want to head right to the showers, Sumire launches in to kissing me full on fully clothed. I really like this as it's more realistic as you jointly shed clothes. She's a good kisser and I really enjoy this part, including unclipping her bra like you are on a first date. Now it gets a little interesting.

She produces the menu from THC and confirms I want CIM but asks if there is anything else I want. I decline. Well she is a determined girl. She starts kissing down my naked body and takes my hard dick and positions it just in front of her lips but not touching. She then takes the head and slides it in a circle around her mouth careful to not touch her lips. "Are you sure you don't want the instant blowjob?" (BJ without showering first = +3000 Y) Well shit no. Not now. I am no longer sure of anything except I want my cock in your mouth. So yes ma'am. Please I'll have the instant BJ, please. LOL.

This minor upsell is a little unfair, but I asked for a pro and I got one. This is all worth it in the end.

Clearly at this point the instant BJ is not going to make me cum but it's a great job and I am well warmed up. Off to the bath. She has cleverly already made a bubble bath and puts me in the jacuzzi as she prepares her version of mat play without the mat. After a nice soak she puts me on the little stool and gives every inch of me a thorough cleaning. She does some mat-like tricks like straddling your arm and sliding her pussy all the way down from shoulder to wrist. It is not Paradise, but it is by far the best bath prep I received this year at THC.

After bath prep it's off to the bed. To be honest I can recall all the details — my eight girls this week are blending together a bit in a Jack and Coke haze. But here are some highlights.

1. Her pussy is ridiculously tight, particularly for a thirty year old. When she was blowing me and I stick my index finger in it didn't go quite all the way. She did like 25 pussy clenches on it in rapid succession and eventually it went in but holy cow it is tight and she can pussy clench like no ones business.

2. She must have done something right. I extended to 90 minutes.

3. First time ever got a bit of a Japanese AV star move. About 75 minutes in I blow my stack thanks to very impressive BJ skills. She keeps it in her mouth and then on her knees looking right at me, she puts her hand under her chin and let's all my cum drool down her lips and pool in her hand. Wow. Don't see that everyday!

Great attentive finishing shower and the walk back and Steve has one more experience in the rear view mirror.

High recommend on Sumire if you want a great GFE with a bit of PSE thrown in for good measure. Had a whale of a time! Would repeat.

[Steve 9696]

As-salāmu ʿalaykum Steve.

How much did you have to pay at these places? To avoid being treated like a gaijin? Probably a mint, right? And I guess communication is a problem if the girls don't speak English?

Would like to get Mr Ho's feedback on why he thinks all this is lame compared to the FKK scene.

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Even though this is the FKK thread, I think FKK-land is in such decline that it helps to remind people that a bigger world exists out there. At this stage an FKK should be viewed as a halfway house for guys on parole from Sex Prison. A gateway drug to better things.

"Knock on the sky and listen to the sound!"

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So if the distinguished Mr Ho says Japan sucks I will totally agree with him -- Except for the gems that are THC and Paradise.

As to pricing, THC has silver, gold, and diamond girls at $US 200,230, and $270/ HR respectively. It is $30 to CIM, which includes BBBJ throughout. There is no negotiation or guessing. It is all on their website. It is kind of fun to peruse as they have pictures of the lovely Anju acting out what CIM means for example! Or what a denma is. Just go to their prices page and scroll down a bit to see the options. I always get a diamond plus CIM so it's $300. www.hentaitokyo.com

Paradise is priced similarly, but to get "mat play" -- see upcoming report -- you need to book 90 minutes. That is $400 US.

So high by German FKK standards, low by Aphrodisia and US benchmarks and about spot on with Globe.

Oh and as to being treated like a whitey, THC and Paradise have a niche. They allow ONLY foreigners -- no Japanese allowed. You do have to show an ID of some sort but it's just a cursory check that you are not a Japanese citizen. The entire experience, including their web chat, which is awesome, is built around English speaking foreigners.

[Polyamorist]

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Whereas I was convinced THC was absolutely the top Japanese experience I was proven wrong on a recent trip. THC has a sister soapy called Paradise soapy.

https://paradise-inn.net/

As-salāmu ʿalaykum Steve.

How much did you have to pay at these places? To avoid being treated like a gaijin? Probably a mint, right? And I guess communication is a problem if the girls don't speak English?

Would like to get Mr Ho's feedback on why he thinks all this is lame compared to the FKK scene.

PS If u are enjoying these reports from ROW please give me a thumbs up.

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Even though this is the FKK thread, I think FKK-land is in such decline that it helps to remind people that a bigger world exists out there. At this stage an FKK should be viewed as a halfway house for guys on parole from Sex Prison. A gateway drug to better things.

"Knock on the sky and listen to the sound!"

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[Steve 9696]

Am I the only one who is bothered by the word Monger? A monger is someone who trades in and sells something. NOT someone who is a customer. A monger sells things to customers. A pimp is a monger, actually. But none of us are mongers, if we are to use the word properly (unless you are a pimp reading this LOL). Where the hell did the corruption of this word start and why do we propagate it?

I personally am an "enthusiast" — sex enthusiast, female enthusiast, encounter enthusiast. Anyone have a better word than monger? I am going to stick to enthusiast until you guys give me a better alternative.

[Steve 9696]

Much like London, which I thought sucked till I found the breakthrough, Tokyo does NOT cater to foreigners (gaijin) for the most part. But once you have the secret decoder ring it's super easy. (But expensive).

Paying for vaginal sex is illegal in Japan, but blowjob and anal are fair game and perfectly legal (go figure) l. That said it is understood that a "soapy" and virtually all outcalls will provide FS. Unfortunately neither of these options are great for Gaijin.

A soapy is a great concept (more on this later) but in practice you pay a lot of money ($400+) and are shown pictures of girls only to find the real girl is ten years older and 20 pounds heavier than the picture. Other than Japanese dudes, I hear maybe 1 out of 10 reports are positive. Yikes. Don't do it.

For outcall, if you use Nasty Dolls or Asian Mystique you are more likely to get an OK to good experience. Still 50% or more likely to be "off" of expectations.

So now you are saying "why bother?" Well, because I found the gold nugget. (Not affiliated in any way!) and that is Tokyo Hentai Club www.hentaitokyo.com. Me and my buddies have seen 10+ girls there and without exception they are gorgeous, look like their pictures; and perform well. Note that FS is not officially on offer but YMMV. PM me for details.

The experience itself is really worth it anyhow. You go to a little tiny office and checkin, pick your girl and pay. There is literally a paper menu you fill out would you like Cum in Mouth sir? Please check the box! Then when the girls arrive at the appointed time you walk to the "love hotel" and get a room (an experience all by itself) and have a great time.

Whereas I was convinced THC was absolutely the top Japanese experience I was proven wrong on a recent trip. THC has a sister soapy called Paradise soapy.

https://paradise-inn.net/

And wow, a proper soapy is an experience not to be missed. My new favorite format. Rather than describing it generically I will post an FR with June who is a doll.

I will also post an FR on THC girl Sumire since it's a very different experience.

PS If u are enjoying these reports from ROW please give me a thumbs up. I have plenty of more info, but don’t want to bore you guys if it is not of interest. Will post June and Sumire regardless to finish out AP. Next is AU/CH followed by London (in near real time!)

[Takedown]

Uber is now back in Frankfurt and Dusseldorf. Fares however are not much cheaper than taxis. A ride from Sharks to the airport costs 40 euro on Friday at 5 pm. From Dusseldorf airport to Living Room, it's 25 euro.

[Mr Ho]

Probably. But there is a limit to everything. A guy only wants to be teased like this up to a certain point. Probably much like a woman only wants to get spanked up to a certain point as well. In both cases, if taken too far, it is worse than nothing at all.

Yeah, for many guys that certain point is way too far and they seems to take all the shit their wife throw at him LOL.

And such wife has been fucked without such hassle while she was much younger and better looking is the most ironic part of all.

Being monger, we get to fuck girls at their prime and leave them for husband to take care of them for rest of older years LOL.

Mongers can do the simple math and are able to see things in long term.

[Pistons]

Now if a woman can convince us that she is way too good for us but that she has to fuck us anyway, that is a special feeling! I suspect that is why so many girls in Europe play the princess, and why so many guys fall for them. Following this line of reasoning, it is the man with an inferiority complex who stands to gain the most pleasure from sex because to him nearly every woman is a goddess compared to his own unworthy self. He is the lucky masochist.

Personally I don't go for the princess type as a rule. I see too many girls putting on airs whose looks and intelligence clearly do not justify it, so it ends up seeming like a crass bluff. But I feel enough to understand the impulse in other guys.

Probably. But there is a limit to everything. A guy only wants to be teased like this up to a certain point. Probably much like a woman only wants to get spanked up to a certain point as well. In both cases, if taken too far, it is worse than nothing at all.

[Steve 9696]

So here is the scoop on Taipei. As I mentioned a very tough nut to crack. Prostitution is illegal and overtly shut down tight. There is an active underworld- and you cannot break through the underworld barrier without a Line contact. (Line is WhatsApp for Japan). I can provide a contact to senior members. Even though the below is not full sex by choice, it was an EPIC time. And my girl offered FS for an extra $140, but I was too tired to work that hard! Read on for a blast of an evening and at a good price for AP.

So we recently finished our little Shanghai jaunt and are ready for Taipei. Let me tell you Taipei is a tough nut to crack. Many thanks to a new forum buddy for a Line broker hookup. We would have been lost without this.

We were after KTV but with some extras. So we started corresponding with our Line contact about 3 weeks ago. He was very helpful in explaining the options. They range from a uniform shop with C class girls but very hands on to a dress shop with A class girls but no hanky panky for the most part. After a lot of dialog and enduring several rounds of upsell we settled on a very reasonably priced uniform shop with happy ending standard (even though it turned out the girls were wearing gowns / dresses).

This turned out to be a great choice. Day of the visit we got the exact location and final pricing. It is definitely a little intimidating if you don't know what to expect. When you arrive at this office building there is a desk with a couple rough looking characters (think low brow yakuza) and security monitors. You tell them xxx sent you and they call up on the walkie talkie for clearance.

When you arrive on the appropriate floor there is still plenty of muscle around and you are led to your room. Think of a hotel but with tiny Karaoke rooms behind each door. Lots of guys scurrying around and some girls in dresses getting lined up.

The waiter dude set up a plate of fruit and a six pack of beer. The beers are a very reasonably priced NTD140 per can which is great because we go through a couple or three six packs. You have little glasses a bit bigger than a shot and you drink it on ice. Your glass is NEVER empty regardless of how fast you empty it!

So they send in the first six girls. This is indeed a C class lineup but we knew that going in. Older and chubbier than any of us wanted so we send them away. Line up two is marginally better with one slim girl who is massively tatted up. Maybe a bit too rough. Bring on lineup number three!

I am thinking we can't just keep sending them away we will run out soon. And there is one reasonably pretty girl with a nice CCup chest that I am guessing is real (good guess!) so I say I will take her. She makes a truly terrible face when she realizes I speak no Chinese and I think OMG I am going to have a sad girl on my hands. Couldn't be further from the truth it turns out.

Chris and Tony both pick girls from the next lineup and it's off to the races. Tony's girl has the prettiest face (Viet) mine the best rack, and Chris gets none of the above. But she is a spitfire party girl who is a ton of fun. All great choices in their own way.

At this point I should mention that Chris is a buddy but Tony is a business partner so the idea of getting joint public handjobs is a bit weird. But when in Rome.

So we start drinking and singing and having a generally great time. If you've never done KTV it sounds lame but turns out to be a ton of fun even without the handjob! About 15 minutes in there is some signal and it's lap dance time. The girls take off our shirts and their dresses and it's very much like your standard US lap dance with plenty of hands on allowed. Funny thing is one girl has a whistle and every three minutes she blows it and they all rotate one guy to the right! So you get to sample each girl twice.

At one point a guy sticks his head in the room says something and all of a sudden everyone is in a rush to put on their clothes. I thought it was a raid or something but it turns out it is just part of the process. They will come off again later. I guess we set up a special deal because we are booked for three hours but the format is made for two. So we delay the handjob till the third hour.

My girl has spectacular top ten tits and insists on me having my hands on them 24/7. Ok baby not a problem. Hands on. Except when she wants me to touch her pussy through her panties, which is a nice extra only I seem to be getting. My girl is a ton of fun. Even yelling out "Fack me baby" a few times. Hey You do know English. At least the important words.

Some time in hour three as Chris and Tony are belting out some Chinese ballad, my girl gets my pants and tighty whiteys down around my ankles. I had noticed earlier three paper cups and some liquid and thought It might be shots. But it turns out to be some sort of lubricant that she dips her hand in and does her magic. The guys continue to sing on, oblivious to the half naked dude getting a handjob just a few feet away!

It is a good thing I got a five minute head start because I am a little harder to finish. The other girls join in their business, each with their own style. Chris's girl straddles him and dry humps him to a finish with her hand inside his pants. I think I was the only pants-on-the-floor guy but who's counting.

My girl finally figures out that the one hand jacking is not going to do it. But not long after she engages both hands and integrates some great ball action do we get a very happy ending. Both other guys finish quickly.

We are certainly not done with the fun and do another 30-40 minutes of Karaoke. The beer has socially lubricated everyone and we dance and party like maniacs till the time runs out. Final damage was USD $550 for 3 hours for all three guys, beer and handjobs all around! What a great bargain! All three of us were on cloud 9. Highly recommend.

Yes Taipei is a hard but to crack. But totally worth cracking. Senior members feel free to PM me for line contact.