German FKK Clubs - Lounge and chat area

[Mr Ho]

Hello this is Idiot Savant from Kyiv.

I got my cell phone and belongings stolen evacuating and I am locked out of my old account and gmails till further notice. I created this account to communicate with as I travel Europe.

I will be heading back to USA to replace my work equipment with my insurance policy but want to experience the FKK scene in Germany as I am in the area.

Currently my tastes are fairly specific I prefer the 18 to 25 smaller girls. Basically what many describe in this locality being heavily Romanian. I am trying to decide if Sharks or something else is my best option. I will likely party at Sharks one to two nights but if I can interact with my preferred demographic of SW in another German FKK your advice would be greatly appreciated.

Sharks, so you are in Hessen, for your age group, oase can be included as well! Palace has around 25, but for your tendency for younger girls, then sharks then oase! Both clubs have bigger line up than palace and the actual FKK facility is bigger! If weather is good, you can fuck outside in oase, there is a garden!

Sorry to see what is happening to Kiev, I have been there before and it was beautiful city! At least russian did not get to the center yet and safe evacuation and the moment of orgasms in hessen for you LOL!

P.S: I also mongered in Kiev in this ship on the river where all girls in this bar on the big ship is prostitutes and I found the stunner at hotel cabbaret eventually, but it was hard to find the stunner level girls in Kiev without help of my friend!

[Lucky Nuts]

Hello this is Idiot Savant from Kyiv.

I got my cell phone and belongings stolen evacuating and I am locked out of my old account and gmails till further notice. I created this account to communicate with as I travel Europe.

I will be heading back to USA to replace my work equipment with my insurance policy but want to experience the FKK scene in Germany as I am in the area.

Currently my tastes are fairly specific I prefer the 18 to 25 smaller girls. Basically what many describe in this locality being heavily Romanian. I am trying to decide if Sharks or something else is my best option. I will likely party at Sharks one to two nights but if I can interact with my preferred demographic of SW in another German FKK your advice would be greatly appreciated.

Hey Idiot glad to hear you are alive and well. I was worried you died as a war hero when your whatsapp went stale a couple months ago. I'll be in Sharks the night of May 4 and again all day on May 5 on my way to visit Krakow Poland for a long weekend. So that should answer your question as to which FKK has the hottest girls. I also like Finca Erotica in Dierdorf but it's hard to get to without a car. Oase was good before Covid but not since. Hope to see you at Sharks!

[Mr Ho]

I cannot understand why mongers monger in Amsterdam's RLD at all. But it happens.

Sometimes even monger get trapped in the trap LOL! But it is ok, we are trained in FKK, so we find the way, I would just find best escort agency and pay up 500 to 800 euro for the two to three hours of pleasure with proper stunner for evening time and spend my day in coffee shop smoking best weed legally and enjoy munchies at best restaurants! Each city has its best things to offer is my motto, so for Amsterdam it is legal drugs LOL!

Oh actually, mdma is legal there too, so I will try that ecstacy sex with the escort LOL!

[Pistons]

As far as I know what can be compared to FKK in Austria, Germany and Switzerland are:

Brazilian therma.

Spanish disco like brothel in Madrid and those are in Marbella and Barcelona too right?

Disco like brothels in Dubai.

And that is it! Anything else? Hmm FKK are all in German speaking part, what is it with German speaker and amazing brothels LOL!

Other locations if you like Asians are Thai, KTV in Philippines, soap land in Japan etc, but their formats are totally different and races are not diversed enough, so it is not comparable and are different thing!

And Macau sauna.

[PlayToDef]

P.S: You can always go to coffee shop there, smoke some purple haze and head to best pizzeria in town to munch out some best pizzas and pastas LOL!

Pizza and pasta in Amsterdam?

I'd need stronger stuff than what is available in them coffee shops.

[Pessimist]

I cannot understand why mongers monger in Amsterdam's RLD at all. But it happens.

Well, locals can and should. I mean, would you have been upset if you had ND level RLD in your neighborhood in the US? Especially in the last 2+ years?

It does make less compelling sense if a sex tourist from the US or Asia flew just to Amsterdam RLD and not to DE FKKs.

But say, a business man has a conference or a business meet in Amsterdam and does not have time to travel to Frankfurt. He again is better off visiting the local curiosities.

And then, some people may simply be unaware of FKKs. I know I was aware of Amsterdam for decades before I knew of FKKs. Even now, in general media and for women and occasional straying otherwise faithful men, ND looms in their mindset as a sex spot much more than Germany does. ND and Thailand are the two well known wh0 ring destinations. I think with internet, regular mongers would absolutely know about DE by now. Personally, I vastly increased my consumption of paid sex only after discovering FKKs. Prior to that I was a recreational user at best.

[The Cane]

I cannot understand why mongers monger in Amsterdam's RLD at all. But it happens.

The RLD of Amsterdam is totally for rookies and the uninitiated. That said, it was one of the first places I procured a prostitute in Europe. That was many, many years ago. I will never forget her. An attractive, blonde, Danish girl standing in the window. After we agreed to the terms, I entered the tiny little space and she asked me to wash my genitals in the little sink. I did so, then gave her a good hard fucking missionary-style. I was not yet the "anal connoisseur" I would one day become, but I did happen to notice that she seemed to have blown her butt hole out. So maybe at that time she was the anal connoisseur LOL! Anyway, as I departed, there were all of these guys standing outside. I noticed that her window had become all steamed up, and those guys started hooping and hollering and clapping! I totally did not want that kind of attention drawn to me! I smiled, put my head down, and got out of there pronto!

[Turgid]

I just wanted to point out how I'm currently in Amsterdam (it was a short flight, I work in Germany) and I hope to never ever see someone compare the German FKKs clubs to "cheap McDonald's" again. This RLD in Amsterdam is "cheap McDonald's. " The type of upselling, scams, rushed, expensive, rude, and horrifying service makes me can't wait to go back to Germany.

Sure, you will find a stunner or two, but the service to cost ratio is absurd. Expect to pay atleast 150-200 euros for horrible service.

I have much more appreciation for the German FKK.

I cannot understand why mongers monger in Amsterdam's RLD at all. But it happens.

[Mr Ho]

I just wanted to point out how I'm currently in Amsterdam (it was a short flight, I work in Germany) and I hope to never ever see someone compare the German FKKs clubs to "cheap McDonald's" again. This RLD in Amsterdam is "cheap McDonald's. " The type of upselling, scams, rushed, expensive, rude, and horrifying service makes me can't wait to go back to Germany.

Sure, you will find a stunner or two, but the service to cost ratio is absurd. Expect to pay atleast 150-200 euros for horrible service.

I have much more appreciation for the German FKK.

P.S: You can always go to coffee shop there, smoke some purple haze and head to best pizzeria in town to munch out some best pizzas and pastas LOL! Then Amsterdam is heaven in another way! But I am sure there must be good escort agencies in Amsterdam? Try asking in the related forum for it!

[Mr Ho]

I just wanted to point out how I'm currently in Amsterdam (it was a short flight, I work in Germany) and I hope to never ever see someone compare the German FKKs clubs to "cheap McDonald's" again. This RLD in Amsterdam is "cheap McDonald's. " The type of upselling, scams, rushed, expensive, rude, and horrifying service makes me can't wait to go back to Germany.

Sure, you will find a stunner or two, but the service to cost ratio is absurd. Expect to pay atleast 150-200 euros for horrible service.

I have much more appreciation for the German FKK.

As far as I know what can be compared to FKK in Austria, Germany and Switzerland are:

Brazilian therma.

Spanish disco like brothel in Madrid and those are in Marbella and Barcelona too right?

Disco like brothels in Dubai.

And that is it! Anything else? Hmm FKK are all in German speaking part, what is it with German speaker and amazing brothels LOL!

Other locations if you like Asians are Thai, KTV in Philippines, soap land in Japan etc, but their formats are totally different and races are not diversed enough, so it is not comparable and are different thing!

[Rocko20]

I just wanted to point out how I'm currently in Amsterdam (it was a short flight, I work in Germany) and I hope to never ever see someone compare the German FKKs clubs to "cheap McDonald's" again. This RLD in Amsterdam is "cheap McDonald's. " The type of upselling, scams, rushed, expensive, rude, and horrifying service makes me can't wait to go back to Germany.

Sure, you will find a stunner or two, but the service to cost ratio is absurd. Expect to pay atleast 150-200 euros for horrible service.

I have much more appreciation for the German FKK.

[Toto001]

I am following through the Johnny Depp and Amber Heard case and re-realize what is marriage and relationship is coming to in this capitalistic world LOL! Marriage is business or similar to slave trade where they examine you for your asset level, predict how long you live (AKA in reality how long they are looking to deal and cope with you), and how much you get after your death and maybe they even try to kill you LOL! They might not poison you, but there might be some accident or they pretend to be lovely wives who cook for you, but put extra salt in the meals so you have heart attack soon or later LOL!

Fucking crazy world we live and thanks to mongering done well because we turned the table on the situation haven't we LOL!

Haha, exactly. In the end its much cheaper to fuck in FKK no matter if its 50/30 min or 100.

[Pedlar13]

What is currently the best club to go to at the moment.

I was looking to go to Oase in the day 12.00-17.00 then head down to Sharks for the evening session.

Any advice would be helpful.

I have been to Sharks but not Oase.

[Sirioja]

I'm planning my trip to Frankfurt in a few weeks and need your recommendation. I can only stay Friday afternoon until 7 pm.

I don't find small / slim Romanians are my type. I like those tall and / or busty MILF type. Women have big thighs etc. Which one (sharks, Palace, Mainhattan and Oase) do I have a better chance for this type of ladies and German providers in a typical Friday afternoon / early evening? Thanks.

Before 7 pm is for children. Not many German WGs, many moved to Switzerland under covid.

[Mr Idiot]

Hello this is Idiot Savant from Kyiv.

I got my cell phone and belongings stolen evacuating and I am locked out of my old account and gmails till further notice. I created this account to communicate with as I travel Europe.

I will be heading back to USA to replace my work equipment with my insurance policy but want to experience the FKK scene in Germany as I am in the area.

Currently my tastes are fairly specific I prefer the 18 to 25 smaller girls. Basically what many describe in this locality being heavily Romanian. I am trying to decide if Sharks or something else is my best option. I will likely party at Sharks one to two nights but if I can interact with my preferred demographic of SW in another German FKK your advice would be greatly appreciated.