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[Ludacris775]

Information everybody should know: Christmas / Sylvester, Orthodox Easter and August are not best casting times, because girls who have a very hard job, are happy to return to their roots, family, or to go on holidays like me.

I was pleasantly surprised during my August trip this year. Yes, I posted about some bad experiences but I also had good ones that I will write about soon. I found some real gems there even though it is not the best time of the year for this! Imagine what I could find during a "good month". Sirioja, what is the best month of the year to visit the FKK's in your opinion? I've read that January and February are good months because the girls want to make money before going on holiday.

[Optimist]

Steve9696. Always fun to hear from one of the most experienced, entertaining, and helpful posters on ISG. I often make confusion due to language difficulties.

My worst was when due to my poor German pronunciation I told a favourite of mine on departure that I couldn't stand her, and opposed to I would see her again.

Another time I was with a good English speaker, and the condom disappeared inside her, and in response to her question if I was healthy I said "I think so": cue ballistic reaction, and a long explanation that this was an English phrase meaning "yes" expressed in a typical English understatement.

Another time speaking English I told a girl another girl was "spectacular", in the sense of making a spectacle (a show) It took me days to get the girl to understand this, and that I was not saying the other girl was a better.

[Kosher Kowboy]

More a New England Patriots man myself!

Not a fan of them but Kraft and Snyder are great friends however Kraft appears to be a monger (Americans refer to themselves as mongers or hobbyists) but at least he plays our game of buying pussy! Kudos to him.

And they do have a good punter! And kicker for that matter; great team.

[GuyBrusg1957]

In Austria, Wellcum seem to be number 1, many girls, some really beautiful natural tits, but lack of pretty faces and elegance for me. Prettiest for me is Georgia ex Ina Acapulco Velbert. De. Seem some girls left GT Vienna because of falling business.

For many girls in Germany, Sharks is number 1. I was told on some Fridays, 200/250 girls, too many for me, but I didn't find only 1 attractive to make me feel: I want her, when I really find this feeling. Also Oase, or Samya for many girls. For fresh girls, Samya, Acapulco Velbert or Gold.

For higher level for looks and love in bed, Globe close to Zurich and Freubad north Bern is not bad, for 269 CHF = 245 , for entry with free foods and drinks and 1 hour in room on Swiss level, even I hate Swiss robbers administration.

For me, on average, Germany is less expensive and higher level than Austria. Switzerland is higher level and sometimes not much more expensive. Full 30 GFE mn can be for 80/90 in Switzerland with shower together after, 130 at Globe, 260 at Aphrodisia.

My subjective tastes of course. I m only interested by beauties and love in bed, not by trash PSE nor dolls in plastic.

Are you saying the girls are Sharks we're too robotic or not romantic?

That's super disappointing if true and if it the case I might take a trips towards Vienna or Zurich. Which would you recommend?

[GuyBrusg1957]

In the Sharks FKK Thread some folks are predicting that business will be poor due to the Hesse auto show during early / mid September.

May anyone confirm this is the case? Why would that be?

[Triplestudrazz]

Sirioja,

Thanks for the response. My intent was to find a place that is comfortable with video, but not in a deceptive or hidden manner. Let me know if you or anyone else happens to find a place that permits amateur filming. For me its the best kind of home movies from a vacation. Again thank you for your reply.

[Steve 9696]

Errata. Thifany speaks Portuguese not Spanish. Got my Buenos Aires girl on my mind!

A few funny incidents this past year due to not speaking the same native language.

Thifany. My Brazilian unicorn that I flew to London. Two days in she confesses to me she is not sleeping well due to my snoring. So we agree to get some earplugs when we are out souvenir shopping. As we walk down the street after a few shops she says "I almost forgot. I need to get tampons!

And I think oh fuck me in the ass, really? I mean we have theee days left and she gets her period?

After we start talking about where to get them etc it becomes clear she means EARPLUGS. Just an error in translation! Well I guess they both fill holes, so maybe the same in SpanisH? Anyhow. We both got a laugh.

Kendall. Diva London. I had been with Kendall the prior year. So when I showed up at her flat she recognized me. But she couldn't quite place me. Then she says as only a frank Romanian WG would: "oh I remember you. You fuck a lot. ".

So I say, yeah I mean I travel a lot and so I see a lot of girls. And she says "no no. I mean you fuck a very long time!" Hahaha. LOL. Cracked me up.

Cambria. Diva London. We are getting into it and she is on top and starts licking and sucking my ear. I want to encourage her so I tell her it feels really good. To which she says "Yeah. Old people like that. ".

Mildly offended I offer, "well I'm not THAT old. ".

And she laughs and says "I didn't say OLD people. I said ALL people ". Hahaha. OMG I laughed so hard.

Anyhow just a few of my lost in translation moments.

[Steve 9696]

A few funny incidents this past year due to not speaking the same native language.

Thifany. My Brazilian unicorn that I flew to London. Two days in she confesses to me she is not sleeping well due to my snoring. So we agree to get some earplugs when we are out souvenir shopping. As we walk down the street after a few shops she says "I almost forgot. I need to get tampons!

And I think oh fuck me in the ass, really? I mean we have theee days left and she gets her period?

After we start talking about where to get them etc it becomes clear she means EARPLUGS. Just an error in translation! Well I guess they both fill holes, so maybe the same in SpanisH? Anyhow. We both got a laugh.

Kendall. Diva London. I had been with Kendall the prior year. So when I showed up at her flat she recognized me. But she couldn't quite place me. Then she says as only a frank Romanian WG would: "oh I remember you. You fuck a lot. ".

So I say, yeah I mean I travel a lot and so I see a lot of girls. And she says "no no. I mean you fuck a very long time!" Hahaha. LOL. Cracked me up.

Cambria. Diva London. We are getting into it and she is on top and starts licking and sucking my ear. I want to encourage her so I tell her it feels really good. To which she says "Yeah. Old people like that. ".

Mildly offended I offer, "well I'm not THAT old. ".

And she laughs and says "I didn't say OLD people. I said ALL people ". Hahaha. OMG I laughed so hard.

Anyhow just a few of my lost in translation moments.

[Pessimist]

Hard to know what way the World economy is heading. Trade wars, Brexit not to mention issues in the Middle East may upset everyone's apple cart. If there are winners at the moment, no telling if they will be winning for very long.

Yes sure, in the longer run you are right. We will leave the longer term prognostications to the dude who pompously prattled about stocks and bonds and other stuff a couple of days ago. But the cheaper Euro is here and now and our dollars will go a bit further in the clubs and that's all that matters at the moment.

Since our cowboy friend talks like he knows a little bit football, the stronger dollar is like having the wind behind the punt if you will. Or the punt took a lucky bounce. Enjoy it while it lasts.

[Den Haag]

Touchdown! Come on them Dallas Cowboys!

More a New England Patriots man myself!

[Den Haag]

The good news for American punters like myself (yes, I know that some guys here seem to be getting upset about any such acknowledgement about my nationality although similar casual mentions by many other members is blithely ignored by these self appointed faux-moderators) is that Euro keeps crashing downwards. Now it is in touching distance of 1.1 dollars. So, assuming you exchange your greenbacks at the official rate, you would have paid $125 for an hour session in January of 2018, now it is going to cost just $110. For a volume monger like myself taking 15 to 20 sessions give or take in a few days per trip, the savings could be a couple of hundreds dollars relative to 20 months ago.

And with German economy tipping into recession per the Bundesbank warning (and with our Brit cousins similarly looking at lousy job prospects and their own sinking currency), American dudes should have a clearer path to the ladies and the rooms. Even the Asian hunters may seek you out. Enjoy while this lasts.

Hard to know what way the World economy is heading. Trade wars, Brexit not to mention issues in the Middle East may upset everyone's apple cart. If there are winners at the moment, no telling if they will be winning for very long.

[Pessimist]

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[Pistons]

The good news for American punters like myself (yes, I know that some guys here seem to be getting upset about any such acknowledgement about my nationality although similar casual mentions by many other members is blithely ignored by these self appointed faux-moderators) is that Euro keeps crashing downwards. Now it is in touching distance of 1.1 dollars. So, assuming you exchange your greenbacks at the official rate, you would have paid $125 for an hour session in January of 2018, now it is going to cost just $110. For a volume monger like myself taking 15 to 20 sessions give or take in a few days per trip, the savings could be a couple of hundreds dollars relative to 20 months ago.

And with German economy tipping into recession per the Bundesbank warning (and with our Brit cousins similarly looking at lousy job prospects and their own sinking currency), American dudes should have a clearer path to the ladies and the rooms. Even the Asian hunters may seek you out. Enjoy while this lasts.

Indeed you should! For me, the currency rate is terrible compared to 5-6 years ago. What used to cost me 100 e, now cost 140 e etc.

But you Americans got to hurry, because fed is worried Trump may even dump their entire independence system. And he just demanded a 1% interest rate dump within a short time frame. That is 100 basis points. So that should also dump the dollar compared to the euro. Don't ask me by how much, because lately guessing these currency rates has just turned impossible. But 10% down for the dollar at least I would suspect. Possibly even 15% down unless the esb follows up shortly.

[Der Auslander]

The good news for American punters like myself

Touchdown! Come on them Dallas Cowboys!

[Kosher Kowboy]

The good news for American punters like myself

Which team do you or did you play for? Few realise the importance of this position. A well organised squad needs to have a great punter as field position is everything so need one who is great at not only trying to be able to kick it out of bounds inside the 4. 572 meter line and if in the open field buried deep in one's own side of the field a guy who can boot the ball 45.72 meters or more is ideal. Nothing worse than a muffed punt either; you end up giving the opposing team great field position to score on you easier.

Did you punt in high school, college or in the NFL or perhaps the old USFL?

The Redskins sure could use a good punter today. Tress Way isn't that great with just an average of 41.42 meters per punt.

If you are interested in the position I could arrange a meeting with the owner of this great American Football Team owned by Daniel Snyder, just let me know.