German FKK Clubs - Lounge and chat area

[Sirioja]

Day 1: Palace.

I flew in from Houston to Frankfurt on Aug. 14.9 HR flight. Arrived at 9 am on Aug. 15. Made my way down to terminal 1 under the airport and bought a ticket to the main station from the vending machines E4. 90 . Line s8 . Short 10 min ride later I was at the main station, walked out and went to hotel Columbus round the corner. 2 nights. E120 . Decent accommodation. Took a nap and finally got out at around 4 pm.

I had already decided that I would try the nearest FKK first which happened to be palace. 15 min cab ride and E 16 later I was there. Paid the entry fee, got my robe and got in. Two lockers system. Took a shower, put my stuff in the locker and ventured in.

Smallish sized club, pretty dark. About 20 girls maybe, same number of guys. Decent quality, not bad. My strategy is to scope out the club for a couple of hrs and get into the action. As soon as I got in I was was hounded by ladies everywhere. I'm used to that, I ignored everybody and found a spot to sit and watch. I loved the fact that almost all of them were butt naked. Underwear doesn't work for me. I quickly chatted up with a few guys in there, 2 French guys. A Canadian and a Pakistani. Exchanged notes about who to avoid and who to see. Food was decent, no complaints. Not a picky eater.

I visit whole FKK land with NL, Switzerland and Austria, and Palace is one of the highest level club for me, the highest around Frankfurt, and among the 3 most interesting for beauties in Germany. Each one own subjective experience which should be from what we are. Best days are Friday and Saturday evening, everybody who know a bit about the club, know this. May be interesting during IAA. Entry 50 before 5 pm. Good foods and sometimes different beauties, like my Venezuelan looking like Russian and real Siberian fire in bed. So lovely after room, proposing me to drink their vodka with her and her friend, but I m not Russian, I prefer milk or cyprine.

[Sirioja]

I have been to many FKK clubs, and two of my favorites are Artemis and Golden Time Vienna. Does anyone know of other FKK clubs where the women have no clothes on? Or where most of the girls walk around entirely naked? Thanks in advance.

Around Frankfurt, not around Dusseldorf. Also Babylon around Koln. At Sharks or Oase, you will see towels or bra.

[Optimist]

It was a pleasure to read your really useful honest first hand report. I can see you are very experienced, even if new to Germany. Thanks. Your report has removed any lingering temptation for me to try Palace again.

When you do your subsequent reports, any chance if including girls' name?

Thanks again for taking one for the team.

[Der Auslander]

Day 1: Palace.

I flew in from Houston to Frankfurt on Aug. 14.9 HR flight. Arrived at 9 am on Aug. 15.

Palace gets a thumbs down from me.

Thanks for the report BrownFish1234 which is now referenced in the Reports of Distinction Section. Next time, if you can, report in the appropriate thread. Nevertheless well done!

[Jmioffe]

Sorry but the difference will be very minimum, I spent 10 years in the US and I will never understand why you guys are travelling so far to Germany just for pussy, so many pussy also in the US or south america without any jet lag.

Guilty as charged. Do you have recommendations for local sources?

[Ctytek]

I think you mistake is going with 100 E sessions. Unless you're the kind of guy who needs all this extra time to pop. I find 30 m /60 E a lot better way to spend time and money in places like this.

Now that my tour is over, considering the other options out there, I don't see any reason why anybody should visit palace, unless they are short on time or just bored with the other clubs.

Palace gets a thumbs down from me.

[Ctytek]

Sorry but the difference will be very minimum, I spent 10 years in the US and I will never understand why you guys are travelling so far to Germany just for pussy, so many pussy also in the US or south america without any jet lag.

You've spent 10 years in US, and you don't understand why US mongers travel to Germany? Next time you're in the US. See if you can find a place where you can choose from 40-60 girls to screw, and without any fear of police stings or scams, any of the other nonsense. US is by far one of the worst places in the world for mongering.

And just an FYI. A flight from NYC to South America is longer and more expensive than a flight to Europe. S. America is not exactly "next door".

[GTBoy1976]

I have been to many FKK clubs, and two of my favorites are Artemis and Golden Time Vienna. Does anyone know of other FKK clubs where the women have no clothes on? Or where most of the girls walk around entirely naked? Thanks in advance.

[Sirioja]

More girls than ever at Wellcum. But averages are slightly less beautiful. One theory is that the girls who came from Marina watered down the average. Either way, when I look at the names in the total lineup (including girls on vacation), pretty much all the girls are still there from last August at least. But recruitment the last year hasn't yielded too many new hot picks. Then again, it seems they have lots of girls now the past month since I was there that I haven't seen also.

On August 2018 , Marina Slovenia had better casting for me than Wellcum, on August 2016 and again on 2019, Andiamo was better for me than Wellcum, 3 attractive girls for me at Andiamo on Sunday just after Ferragosto party, most famous day at Wellcum but I didn t find any attractive girl, 0 room from noon to 3 am. Angi and Darla are less attractive than before. I only found Lena. Ro on August 2017 really exceptional, I missed Mila Marina on this August. When I will return in Dolomiti for my finals in Mortirolo and Zoncolan and training in Gentile di Mione 28% , so extreme, I will need to train my body to get used to such violent effort and pain, I will see if she works. If she works, I will see if she remembers our room, because my only attraction at Wellcum which even a beautiful club with beautiful Carinthian mountains, but can t compete with Germany for girls level, and more expensive rate. Don t worth the trip and rate 70/30 for my experience. Only 1 girl when tried about 10 on 4 Summer which is best time at Wellcum, really did worth, even Angi but not as Barbi now, or Natali. Hu, were also enjoyable but not higher than in Germany. On the other hand, I met at GT. De 2 ex long time working at GT Vienna and enjoyable girls for 50 per 30 mn. 1 was my most ever playful in lounge, I never played like this in lounge with any other girl.

[ExpatLover]

For European investors, it's now better to buy US treasuries, hedge their currency exposure, and short German bunds. The return is now +0. 30% or so. Much better than the zero interest cash earns in Germany or the negative -0.6% 10 year bunds earn.

I go on my trip in a month, and hope the exchange rate drops to 1.07 or even 1.05. A Yankee monger can wish.

Sorry but the difference will be very minimum, I spent 10 years in the US and I will never understand why you guys are travelling so far to Germany just for pussy, so many pussy also in the US or south america without any jet lag.

[BrownFish1234]

Day 1: Palace.

I flew in from Houston to Frankfurt on Aug. 14.9 HR flight. Arrived at 9 am on Aug. 15. Made my way down to terminal 1 under the airport and bought a ticket to the main station from the vending machines E4. 90 . Line s8 . Short 10 min ride later I was at the main station, walked out and went to hotel Columbus round the corner. 2 nights. E120 . Decent accommodation. Took a nap and finally got out at around 4 pm.

I had already decided that I would try the nearest FKK first which happened to be palace. 15 min cab ride and E 16 later I was there. Paid the entry fee, got my robe and got in. Two lockers system. Took a shower, put my stuff in the locker and ventured in.

Smallish sized club, pretty dark. About 20 girls maybe, same number of guys. Decent quality, not bad. My strategy is to scope out the club for a couple of hrs and get into the action. As soon as I got in I was was hounded by ladies everywhere. I'm used to that, I ignored everybody and found a spot to sit and watch. I loved the fact that almost all of them were butt naked. Underwear doesn't work for me. I quickly chatted up with a few guys in there, 2 French guys. A Canadian and a Pakistani. Exchanged notes about who to avoid and who to see. Food was decent, no complaints. Not a picky eater.

After about 2 hrs I got into the game. Blonde German girl with big boobs and tats, recommended by one of my new friends. E50 for normal sex and covered BJ. E100 for GFE: BBJ DFK and sex. I paid the E 100 . It was okay. Not that good.

Next was an Italian. Black hair not that pretty but big naturals. She was hounding me since I came in and was telling me how she would lick my balls. E100 . Again a decent experience. Nothing major. BBJ was decent. Little ball licking. Lots of oohs and uhhs. Couple of positions. Little DATY. Little DFK.

Now I'm thinking maybe I'll try the E50 ones.

Took a break for couple of hrs. Tried the food and the drinks. Relaxed at the chairs in the back. Then I saw this stunning looking Serbian with flowing shiny long black hair, small firm boobs with eraser nipples. She was just walking around and wasn't going up to anybody. I went to her and said let's go. E50 this time and she was actually better than the last two. Basic session. CBJ and sex.

Now it's past midnight, I'm trying to decide if I should call it a night or try one more. The number of girls in the club never really went beyond 20-25 , same with guys.

I met this crazy skinny Philippino chick who just got on me and started giving me tongue right away, I got more tongue from her for free than all the paid ones combined. Not into oriental girls. Not my thing. She was very persistent. Took about good 15 min to get rid of her. Funny thing is, I ran into her again 3 days later at sharks.

At the insistence of my new friends I decided to try this Spanish girl. E100 . Again decent experience nothing major. BBJ DATY. Little DFK couple of positions. It was 1 am. Time to go.

Took a shower. Caught a cab outside. E13 and I'm in my room. End of day 1.

Now that my tour is over, considering the other options out there, I don't see any reason why anybody should visit palace, unless they are short on time or just bored with the other clubs.

Palace gets a thumbs down from me.

[Optimist]

Finally you'll end in Acapulco.

My country may go to hell in a handcart but I'll be happy, although maybe in Acapulco Gold LOL.

[BigBuddy69]

Pistons. I am suffering a similar currency depreciation to you. It does make me a bit hesitant in going for longer sessions and I look for Happy Hour entries. But I reckon I am still spending 90% of the Euros that I was three years ago. Nothing gets in the way of the important things in life LOL.

Finally you'll end in Acapulco.

[Pistons]

For European investors, it's now better to buy US treasuries, hedge their currency exposure, and short German bunds. The return is now +0. 30% or so. Much better than the zero interest cash earns in Germany or the negative -0.6% 10 year bunds earn.

I go on my trip in a month, and hope the exchange rate drops to 1.07 or even 1.05. A Yankee monger can wish.

Basically there are no reverse on the global economic downturn on the horizon before we get commercialized 3 d integrated circuitry, predominantly based on carbon nanotubes. And that is still at least 3 years away at the earliest. And probably a year or two later before it kick starts any new innovation wave. Before then, a new financial crisis. And fascist China needs to be calmed down too. So there are two solid medium term reasons for the German bonds not to go anywhere up again any time soon. Not before new year at least.

[Pistons]

For European investors, it's now better to buy US treasuries, hedge their currency exposure, and short German bunds. The return is now +0. 30% or so. Much better than the zero interest cash earns in Germany or the negative -0.6% 10 year bunds earn.

I go on my trip in a month, and hope the exchange rate drops to 1.07 or even 1.05. A Yankee monger can wish.

Sounds good. Except I wouldn't short the German bonds. It can go quite a bit lower before it rebounds.