German FKK Clubs - Lounge and chat area

[Mr Ho]

So after hearing good reports on the German boards, I dropped into Village. Here is my impression. Perhaps the cleanest and best maintained club in FKKland, we're talking way up there at YY level here. So why is my Auto the first one in the parking lot on a Freitag in good weather? And Why am I the only client here? Gents, whoever owns this place spent a boatload on grounds and build outs, but it's a terrible investment unless they can improve the LU. I will get to the girls soon, but first the jacuzzi is like luke warm and shuts off every 2 minutes, maybe even less than that. The dry sauna is so damned hot that I couldn't hold out more than 5 minutes. The outdoor pool is admittedly very nice. The grill wasn't running, why bother when there aren't any clients. The 5 pm buffet is okay, better than most but not GT by any stretch. Beer and above will cost you. Five Euro for a beer won't bust the bank but why isn't it gratis with a 50 euro Eintrittskarte? So now the girls, I can barely use the plural here, there was one one girl laying out at the pool when I arrived. LU never exceeded 5-7 girls before I gave up and left. Some details now. First girl I chatted up was Masha from Siberia. Pretty young blonde with a fantastic rack and friendly. Didn't connect because she does not do kissing and that soured me quite a bit. Next up was Alia from Italy. Hard Corps pro who travels from club to club in Germany. Great body (tan, sweet rear cheeks, and a pretty face). Was moderately enthusiastic in bed but not passionate. Again, no kissing in the room even after she confirmed that she did kiss when I asked her to go to a room with me. 60 for30. Worth it just for the price but I did not finish. Finally, chatted up Dana the banana from Columbia. Slim spinner with great skin and braces but a bit of a language barrier, her limited German and englisch and my limited Spanish, and she struck me as too combative. Overall, Recommend against this place. Small lineup and no passion from the girls. It has potential to be great but is falling short with the LU and wellness.

There was a mega FKK plan near potsdam that was going to be built and it was as big and more luxury than Artemis by looking at the plan and it did begin the construction, but somehow the plan was halted and now totally gone! That was in 2015 to 2016 ish! New big FKK is required somewhere near Berlin where the demand is there, but I guess restriction and uncertainty of the future law will put many people on hold!

Artemis has great venue and big land size and it was about 5 million euro to built, so it is big amount, but manageable investment, so I wonder if there will be new big FKK opening soon or later somewhere!

[Clodius1]

So after hearing good reports on the German boards, I dropped into Village. Here is my impression. Perhaps the cleanest and best maintained club in FKKland, we're talking way up there at YY level here. So why is my Auto the first one in the parking lot on a Freitag in good weather? And Why am I the only client here? Gents, whoever owns this place spent a boatload on grounds and build outs, but it's a terrible investment unless they can improve the LU. I will get to the girls soon, but first the jacuzzi is like luke warm and shuts off every 2 minutes, maybe even less than that. The dry sauna is so damned hot that I couldn't hold out more than 5 minutes. The outdoor pool is admittedly very nice. The grill wasn't running, why bother when there aren't any clients. The 5 pm buffet is okay, better than most but not GT by any stretch. Beer and above will cost you. Five Euro for a beer won't bust the bank but why isn't it gratis with a 50 euro Eintrittskarte? So now the girls, I can barely use the plural here, there was one one girl laying out at the pool when I arrived. LU never exceeded 5-7 girls before I gave up and left. Some details now. First girl I chatted up was Masha from Siberia. Pretty young blonde with a fantastic rack and friendly. Didn't connect because she does not do kissing and that soured me quite a bit. Next up was Alia from Italy. Hard Corps pro who travels from club to club in Germany. Great body (tan, sweet rear cheeks, and a pretty face). Was moderately enthusiastic in bed but not passionate. Again, no kissing in the room even after she confirmed that she did kiss when I asked her to go to a room with me. 60 for30. Worth it just for the price but I did not finish. Finally, chatted up Dana the banana from Columbia. Slim spinner with great skin and braces but a bit of a language barrier, her limited German and englisch and my limited Spanish, and she struck me as too combative. Overall, Recommend against this place. Small lineup and no passion from the girls. It has potential to be great but is falling short with the LU and wellness.

[Mr Ho]

So now the monkeypox virus straight out of Africa! Apparently it get contracted mostly in gay community at the moment due to their anal sex, so anal lovers here, I trust you wear condom, but be careful! And gosh we cannot lick our stunners anal for while LOL! But good news is it is not going to kill you most likely apparently? But it looks pretty grim!

[Mr Ho]

Many punters say that Scandallo in Sao Paulo has the hottest stunners of any club of its type in the world.

You are kind enough to push my shoulder subtly to the Haneda airport in Tokyo right now and I just woke up LOL!

I would love to go and this is one bucket list and when I do, I will do it properly to fuck all stunners in Brazil everyday during my stay and also to absorb Brazilian way of living and its culture! But hey, if it is good as its reputation, then I might begin to go to Brazil every year LOL! I am pro monger, so if there really are stunners as I wish, I fly anywhere as for me all airways are Flying penis airways LOL!

[Turgid]

...... I will be looking forward to do Brazil....

Many punters say that Scandallo in Sao Paulo has the hottest stunners of any club of its type in the world.

[Sirioja]

In modern society countries, except in US but not really modern and Russia, when you are able to make a woman loves you, most won't ask you money, not even for their children. I heard so many times: we need you, not your money, when they finished with almost 0 money at the end of month, but feeding me daily. Just asking me to be with her. Your experiences giving your image about women and since my childhood I experienced many exceptional women. In Russia, women think husband has to bring money at home, maybe why they need vodka to resist to pressure.

[Mr Ho]

So pro-marriage mongers and anti-marriage mongers LOL! At 13 k per month, what do you want from me? LOL!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1I1w4CGQCG8

So make the right decision with your life as a man or you will be what do you want from me LOL!

[Mr Ho]

Yes well, a guy from the United States (that would be me) said there were plenty of white girls (not all of them) working the FKKs. And having been with many of them, I would be right too. It's funny, but the question for some in this thread has been whether or not the tutes in parts of the world other than Germany and the rest of Europe were "white enough" for their tastes. Now it seems that Germany and Europe itself is to be placed under the microscope regarding this inquiry. Frankly my mongers, when it's all said and done, I don't give a damn! Because no matter where I go, I get mine! LOL!

The subtle difference in fucking different skin color, hair color and eye color with all different ethnicity back ground is my joy in life, I strive to nail stunner of stunner for each ethnicity in my life time and so far, I am doing A plus in that! It feels different when you fuck different races and wow when you take two different into one bed for threesome, it is one of rare occasion I enjoy threesome! And I actually enjoyed taking two blonde blue eye stunners especially when both of them are giving me blowjob at the same time staring at me with those beautiful 4 blue eyes and two pink tongues LOL!

I am grateful for all the beautiful moments and memories mongering life gave it to me! It only happen to brave men who choose to be monger and set the sail to unknown land of monger land LOL!

[Mr Ho]

It depends on where the customer is from. A Nigerian visiting an FKK will think that all the girls are white. Not so a customer from Sweden.

Yet, I have seen so many white customer going for non-white girls everywhere, I guess opposite attract?

It is often so in FKK and also let say Manila, when I was there in Manila, I was only after half white half Philippine girl, mixed blood, eurasian so to speak, but all the white guys go for brown skin local girls, so it served me fine as I got the rare exotic beauty of half white Eurasian girls and they went for the majority local girls that are easy to find!

I tend to like white stunners too, but I don't care as long as she is model direction beauty! Or hottest girl in college level stunner!

I am so grateful for German FKK line up if I dig hard to find the stunner and I will be looking forward to do Brazil and also Dubai as I went to Dubai but I could not monger as I was with friends! Same story with romania, but I think romania is not good for mongering, it is usually like that in home ground, it is better to get them when romanian girls are away in german speaking part of europe LOL!

[The Cane]

It depends on where the customer is from. A Nigerian visiting an FKK will think that all the girls are white. Not so a customer from Sweden.

Yes well, a guy from the United States (that would be me) said there were plenty of white girls (not all of them) working the FKKs. And having been with many of them, I would be right too. It's funny, but the question for some in this thread has been whether or not the tutes in parts of the world other than Germany and the rest of Europe were "white enough" for their tastes. Now it seems that Germany and Europe itself is to be placed under the microscope regarding this inquiry. Frankly my mongers, when it's all said and done, I don't give a damn! Because no matter where I go, I get mine! LOL!

[Turgid]

There are plenty of white girls working the FKKs, including from Romania........

It depends on where the customer is from. A Nigerian visiting an FKK will think that all the girls are white. Not so a customer from Sweden.

[Sirioja]

Maybe the people who think Romanians aren't white are Asian..

Caucasian type, but gypsy types are tanned, when I much prefer milky skin, so much more sexy for my eyes.

[Mr Ho]

Maybe the people who think Romanians aren't white are Asian.

They consider themselves as Latin maybe due to the language, I have been to Romania for holiday, but no mongering then as I was with a friend, who knew then that years later, I would be fucking so many Romanian girls with different skin tones LOL!

[BobNSuzy]

To be fair, I wouldn't consider modern FKKs filled with "white girls. " More like "Brown girls" from Bulgaria and Romania, even in Amsterdam's RLD. But yes, I've managed to still find Germans, Ukrainians, Russians, Italians, etc as well, albeit in far lessor numbers. While FKKs are unrivaled and awesome, sometimes it's really sickening to see all the fat and overweight naked women walking around. Shockingly, some of them do get clients, but it's still nasty to see a fat chick naked. (And no, I'm not fat myself).

You stated you think you would need to know Spanish for Colombia / DR / etc. And I'm happy to report it's not true, in Sosua, the women are there only for one thing: getting paid to make you happy. You don't need to know any lick of Spanish (the town is built off sex tourism). Colombia and Brazil are also still on my bucket list, as I've heard many good things about them.

You mentioned Dubai, and I would say that I concur, it has the biggest mix of women of any place on earth. I plan to visit Dubai again later this year.

From a global mongering point of view, for me it's not so much about white, black, Spanish, or Asian. It's about overall package. Beach, food, cost, weather, things to do, etc. And for me, Thailand is #1. But I still enjoy traveling everywhere and it's good to see others who have traveled to different places and can provide input.


I agree. Its safer to control the situation. I have no control over where they live, who they live near, how far they live, who is at their place, or who may show up at their place.

I consider the Dominican Republic to be the Caribbean. The racial make up the Dominican Rrpublic is obviously different from Central and South American. Ratio of 100% Black in Central and South America is about the same as the rest of the world. As far as speaking Spanish, Latin women are fun to talk to because they are Latin. Asian women are reserved. They are like a white guy. I could ramble off some more random facts. As a monger I don't care about race. I have sex with everybody but not dudes. It goes without saying for me. It is weird that you have to say it. I see it as not being a true monger but someone who wants a girlfriend. Maybe that is why I don't like Thailand. The massages are great though. I pick Asian for massage 109% of the time. I pick Asian doctor 100% because everybody knows they are smart.

[Mr Ho]

There are plenty of white girls working the FKKs, including from Romania. There's this stereotype that all the women from Romania are "tanned" or something, but it's simply not true. I have fucked too many who were white as rice to know better (lots), including with blonde hair and blue eyes. I have only been with one Bulgarian, who was also as white as feta cheese with red hair. Straight from the farm too! As a matter of fact, if I spend too long in Germany, I find myself longing for some more melanin in my choice for pussy. For the best diversity, as you say, go to Dubai. Or even better if you ask me (number 1 in the world) go to Brazil.

Brazil is dangerous, but it is cheap living cost and is beautiful country with a lot of problem, so if you put it on balance scale and if you can avoid dangers on street etc, then why not live in Brazil once we secure the money! We can fuck everyday with such a low cost or is therma expensive as FKK?