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05-19-20 02:57 #16290
Posts: 539Cumalot. Very funny
Nice rhyme.
The point is that we get to live like Sultans in a harem of beautiful naked women we enjoy, and lounge around resting. One thing the FKK's could do is have more massage staff and better rates, perhaps some Thais, as that invigorates. If they had one on good ski slopes or a surf beach, life would be wonderful. Still, one cannot have it all.
Yeah, it is paradise lost of sorts, a good reminder of Joni Mitchell in 1970, "Big Yellow Taxi" I'll slightly adapt:
We had our FKK paradise.
With a pink hotel, a boutique.
And a swinging hot spot.
And now it closed because Cooo-vid ohhh.
Don't it always seem to go.
That you don't know what you've got.
Till it's gone.
They close paradise.
And put up a covid sign.
They took all the girls.
And put them in a covid museum.
And they charged the people.
A dollar and a half per minute just to see 'them livestream.
When we used to have them for 50 euros, oooohhhhh.
CHORUS.
That you don't know what you've got.
Till it's gone.
They close paradise.
And put up a covid sign.
Ooooohhh lal la la ooooohh.
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05-18-20 21:59 #16289
Posts: 22292Originally Posted by Sirioja [View Original Post]
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05-18-20 21:55 #16288
Posts: 22292Originally Posted by Turgid [View Original Post]
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05-18-20 18:00 #16287
Posts: 1184Originally Posted by Turgid [View Original Post]
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05-18-20 17:03 #16286
Posts: 4759Many girls do read the forum. Some girls are so clever that they can piece together observations and identify who made certain posts. I once commented on the breast enhancement of a particular girl and on my next visit she looked at me and jiggled her breasts. Coincidence? Some years ago a girl actually responded on the Sharks thread to a post made about her by a monger.
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05-18-20 14:41 #16285
Posts: 5662Originally Posted by Pistons [View Original Post]
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05-18-20 11:56 #16284
Posts: 123Cumalot
I can't get over the feeling of paradise lost. Did it really happen? Did I really get to hang out with dozens of nude women and then get to choose which ones to have sex with? Will it ever be the same?
Makes me want to break into song.
'Don't let it be forgot, that once there was a spot, for one brief shining moment that was known as Cumalot'.
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05-18-20 09:49 #16283
Posts: 7321Originally Posted by Tedesco [View Original Post]
I love roasted heavy Italian espresso, but with milk, so let it be Italian capuccino.
But hey, most FKK coffee machine is one touch you get coffee you want style LOL! In palace it is like that and it is often broken, well one of them is LOL!
In Oase, down stairs in resty where second bar is, it was still old school machine I remember, you make coffee, you steam boil the milk then make cappuccino manually, I enjoyed not free pizza there, free pasta and also capuccino after I was done with session and then went off to my beloved palace after, good fun memory to cherish during corona lock down LOL!
I tried to quit coffee once due to caffeine, but nothing beat good Italian roasted coffee in the morning and also after good meal, so now I drink Lavazza decaffeine powder at home and usually I make cafe au lait using french press, I keep it old school during the era of nespresso machines in most high tech nation Japan LOL!
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05-18-20 08:01 #16282
Posts: 823Originally Posted by MrHo [View Original Post]
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05-18-20 06:48 #16281
Posts: 22292German with lots of tattles and big silicons Nika was still at Oase on 14 March. She seems friendly but I can t go with her because I don t see a woman, I don t go when I'm not able to see a woman, I prefer to stop even sometimes difficult and frustrating, when I can t see anymore. But Oase was highest level for looks for me on 2019, higher than Globe, Aphrodisia, prettier faces than at Sharks, had 2 wow and some beauties. I like Oase for club even I lost my friend moody yellow cat, now I will sleep alone. Best garden to play football, great bubbles for girls clit in outside swimming pool. Most beautiful garden are World and Vanila ex Vertigo.
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05-18-20 01:14 #16280
Posts: 7321Originally Posted by Pistons [View Original Post]
Beside criticism, I liked food in Oase, pasta dishes were more or less decent, I mean how bad can you go with pasta and coffee was really good Italian roast coffee, and I liked stationed myself at downstairs at kitchen because it was easy comfy place for me to hunt girls coming out of changing room which was kitchen door. I only took two girls in Oase, and I remember it was last time I saw Nika, one of the abdel girl the last time in my life (I never went with nika, but she was always nice to me since her Artemis days), and garden area was good with bit of roman empire touch, but I always stick to palace and never went back to Oase, but I will give another try during day till like 5 pm at Oase, then if it is not good, I just go to palace at around 6 pm for night shift of palace.
Oase can be like my Ocean use in NRW, if LR or GT fails me with line up, which was very often, then I always went to oceans to hit night shift of oceans as ocean is night shift club and LR and GT are rather day shift club and Oceans night shift always offered my one or two stunners, and even it looks like oceans always fail me with lineup, I always found Eleny the mutual girl we both know LOL. She was most of time only stunner in lineup in oceans, but there to save my day or no session in nrw. Somehow NRW never astonished me with line up or I have too selective LOL. In most FKK, I spend most of time waiting and selecting till stunners walks in, which is all day lately. I miss Artemis line up between 2009 till 2014 ish.
Sharks never worked for me, I have been there about 5 times, I kept on trying as it is big clubs with big line up, but I only recall going with two girls who were stunners, the service level was high like nrw clubs, but I still stick to upsell palace in Hessen LOL!
Palace, Artemis and globe seems to work for me the best and oceans, but with oceans with only one to two stunners, so it is risky place for me to go because many time, if Eleny was not there, I would be just no session monger for the day LOL!
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05-17-20 19:54 #16279
Posts: 6709Originally Posted by MrHo [View Original Post]
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05-17-20 19:50 #16278
Posts: 6709Originally Posted by Turgid [View Original Post]
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05-17-20 02:46 #16277
Posts: 7321Originally Posted by ExpatLover [View Original Post]
BBBJ law was even worst because there was actual penalty for violating it, but thankfully it is impossible to control and girls in FKK aka prostitutes just care about money especially the romanian ones who does everything much more easily with lower cost than other races in FKK.
It is fun to joke about corona, exaggerate it and so on, but seriously speaking, corona as it is formed now will be another old news headline soon or later and FKK will be back to as it was. Feminist and affects they have in Parliament is more threat to mongers than virus in near future.
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05-16-20 11:10 #16276
Posts: 22292Originally Posted by TheCane [View Original Post]
I loved polizei controls twice at LR, then all guys ran away and with my balls, I had her full free for me and she was happy to get 300 for our 3 hours for our 2 rooms, putting her hair as I liked when she had only me. At least, our last time was also great on 6 October 2017 when she was free whole afternoon from her start to 9 pm for me, with our weekly enjoyable rooms, but when I returned on 12 October, she told: I didn't know you would come on Thursday evening, but she was not anymore interesting, even when she came when starting on Friday and also on next Friday, but when I tried as much I could, returned for 3 times when I never returned to any girl before her, but desire to make drive so much, became no more desire as I told her about her: You don't like me anymore. For record, I had great visits at Gold for only 105 € for entry 25 with eatable foods, I have no competition for pork at Gold, I have all pork for me at night, best very hot chocolate at Gold and Velbert, GT and LR can t compete, lovely desk at Gold and found a cute with lightning smile and so beautiful very white teeth, she was so lost on our discovery, but Globe level after except for shower together at Globe, but for only 80€ for 1 hour with a real woman for reactions in bed. Unfortunately other girls were jealous about her, like about Daniela at LR. Because she told me she needed money, but she never asked me, but I didn't ask her contact because I was afraid she could ask me, my mistake, when my girls don t ask me, I think they prefer I return to them to value them, when they never experienced same manners elsewhere, even in private. In Austria, 140/ h, had 6 1 hour rooms with exceptional Lena. Ro Wellcum on August 2017, only her, she waited for about 30 mn because she wanted we got a nice room on Ferragosto party, other girls didn't understand why she didn't take free key. Drove so much between her and Zoncolan, she might think I was really crazy when I explained her I must not cum before climbing. A good day at Globe is 480/610 € with 2 45 mn or 1 hour rooms. At Freubad North Bern can be for 340 €, at Amesia for around 420 €. I don t pay for extra, just for time. I don t need CIM nor anal nor paying to have my ass washed, my best sex is the closest I had with my real life girlfriends, with image of a woman in my eyes and mind. I don t need to play porn harder.