German FKK Clubs - Lounge and chat area

[JoeThighsMan]

Strip clubs are often so loud it is hard to carry on a conversation. Are FKK the same way?

[The Cane]

Sometimes I think I'm grateful that I don't have as high tastes as you guys. If I see two hookers for the first time, one is an 8 and the other a 6, obviously I'll choose the 8. But my weakness is new girls. Like Charlie Harper I like me some strange such that on many occasions I have a choice between repeating an 8 or going with a new 6 and I choose the 6. If I was like you guys I would have much less quantity under my belt.

I've had plenty of quantity without need for your 6's. Like I say. I've fucked more hot girls in the ass than most men will get even pussy. And I'm talking about over the course of their entire lifetimes! Hence, all those who are 6 and below need not apply. And remember. If I'm getting that booty hole 70% of the time? I'm hitting that pussy 100% of the time! Amen.

[Sirioja]

Sometimes I think I'm grateful that I don't have as high tastes as you guys. If I see two hookers for the first time, one is an 8 and the other a 6, obviously I'll choose the 8. But my weakness is new girls. Like Charlie Harper I like me some strange such that on many occasions I have a choice between repeating an 8 or going with a new 6 and I choose the 6. If I was like you guys I would have much less quantity under my belt.

Why do you want I pay if I don't desire a girl. Less than 10% girls in FKK are desirable for me, even at Globe, but when I find one, I can be happy with only one, this for months. Really good start on 2022 with already 2 really high level girls for me.

[Escape Artist]

Sometimes I think I'm grateful that I don't have as high tastes as you guys. If I see two hookers for the first time, one is an 8 and the other a 6, obviously I'll choose the 8. But my weakness is new girls. Like Charlie Harper I like me some strange such that on many occasions I have a choice between repeating an 8 or going with a new 6 and I choose the 6. If I was like you guys I would have much less quantity under my belt.

Obscure two and a half men reference noted. Haha.

[Turgid]

Yeah, in a way, but my taste is straight outtta fashion magazine type and also model type, and straight out of sport illustrated etc, so let say more standard taste is my thing! ...

Sometimes I think I'm grateful that I don't have as high tastes as you guys. If I see two hookers for the first time, one is an 8 and the other a 6, obviously I'll choose the 8. But my weakness is new girls. Like Charlie Harper I like me some strange such that on many occasions I have a choice between repeating an 8 or going with a new 6 and I choose the 6. If I was like you guys I would have much less quantity under my belt.

[Mr Ho]

I was in Ho Chiming city a few years ago, and I used a translation app, called SayHI. It was great! I was seeing this Viet girl every day, for a massage. After a couple of days, we went out to lunch and convinced her to pay a visit to my hotel. All discussion was done through my iPhone. She did not have a smart phone, and did not need one. It worked great for both of us, since after a while she became very comfortable with the app. The only issue I had was to get her to talk in short sentences. At that time, any long sentence would mess up the app.

Ah, Ho chiming, as the capital of Vietnam, ok, I got that twisted and understood it wrongly, I thought you fucked Vietnamese girl here where I live LOL! I only fucked half Vietnamese and half German girl once before, actually in Artemis, never take any Asian girl when I am in German FKK, but that girl was too exotic beauty to be let go LOL!

I like Vietnamese food, but never been there, I hope to go one day when I can get myself loose from only travelling to FKK destination syndrome LOL!

[Mr Ho]

I was in Ho Chiming city a few years ago, and I used a translation app, called SayHI. It was great! I was seeing this Viet girl every day, for a massage. After a couple of days, we went out to lunch and convinced her to pay a visit to my hotel. All discussion was done through my iPhone. She did not have a smart phone, and did not need one. It worked great for both of us, since after a while she became very comfortable with the app. The only issue I had was to get her to talk in short sentences. At that time, any long sentence would mess up the app.

We have the device now, rather pricey, I think it is around 450 usd (50000 yen), but with this one, you can talk sentences and translate within 2 seconds and it is working great for this Ukrainian crisis! It has many languages in the device, but not Ukrainian, so we had to added on quickly to welcome some of them as not refugee, sorry I read the article again this morning and it is welcome them as emergency evacuation people apparently as we are quite close on refugee, but in this case we had to react and act quick, so they use or made this word legally in congress, so they can just come! Mostly fed here is working with major companies that we have many to make quota for how many Ukrainians they can take and make packages accordingly like employment, place to live, furniture, schools and so on and I hear Uniqlo is pressured to give clothes and considering Uniqlo is the biggest clothing company in the world, they can afford it!

You had Viet girl here as there are quite many, but we may be lucky to get some Ukrainian people here, they won't be added to line up just yet, but in future like in 20 years, their hybrid children may come across my way! Mongers have to plant the seed and wait years sometimes till our harvest, but it always pays off for mongers LOL!

As for German FKK, let us see how this crisis will play out and I read an article saying that German government is sending warning to refugee people from Ukraine not to follow guys who allure them job and the place to live! I think there is something going on already like hells angel style pimping! It will happen soon or later, but in few years time I think we will see some harvest in German FKK main bar! It is crazy how this FKK ecosystem works but we are the sharks here with bunch of 50 euros, so let the hells angels etc do their things to get some angels for us to harvest in few years!

Crazy world we live in and we are the part of crazy people from society point of view, but from our point of view, we all are just hentai fuckers LOL! But it is legal, do not blame me, but the blame the system LOL!

[DrPoon]

You go there to fuck in FKK not take girls back to your hotel in most FKK! If you like hotel fuck then you got to find escort or try to take FKK girl privately, I have done that once, it is good, but it is usually more expensive in the end as FKK is cheap place if you session with girl for like 30 min or 1 hour! For hotel usually girls in FKK come for 3 hours or so, and only have her, but in FKK you got 100 of choices especially in big club like Artemis!

Artemis have stunners, but mostly it is plastic monsters LOL! But between those plastic monsters, you can find gem! Happy hunting and don't let those plastic monsters fool you LOL!

The Holiday Inn Express in Troisdorf used to have flyers for outcall escorts in their pamphlets area.

[Lefeu]

I think it all comes down to what you are looking for. If you need to tell the girl in a foreign language basic commands and essentially where you want to put it, then yes, translation apps are awesome (it gets the job done).

Chatting for bit, or making the session more GFE gets disturbed by having to constantly stop for the app to translate, so I can kinda see where you and Ho are coming from.

I was in Ho Chiming city a few years ago, and I used a translation app, called SayHI. It was great! I was seeing this Viet girl every day, for a massage. After a couple of days, we went out to lunch and convinced her to pay a visit to my hotel. All discussion was done through my iPhone. She did not have a smart phone, and did not need one. It worked great for both of us, since after a while she became very comfortable with the app. The only issue I had was to get her to talk in short sentences. At that time, any long sentence would mess up the app.

[Mr Ho]

I think it all comes down to what you are looking for. If you need to tell the girl in a foreign language basic commands and essentially where you want to put it, then yes, translation apps are awesome (it gets the job done).

Chatting for bit, or making the session more GFE gets disturbed by having to constantly stop for the app to translate, so I can kinda see where you and Ho are coming from.

Money is the best language in any brothel, but having some communication, charm and negotiation skill helps a lot and here being local to protect top girls from some strange clients behind the close door whom girls cannot even communicate! Being escort can be very dangerous and even in FKK, some negative events took place like murders of FKK girls by clients falling in love with them, some guys are real twisted thinking they get some special place in prostitutes life and these girls often use that to take advantage and end up driving these already infatuated clients into total insanity which lead these girls to climb the stairways to hmmmm maybe not heaven, but to hell, but these girls gave us heaven for 50 euro per 30 min LOL!

Mongers who know what he is doing will win no matter what LOL! We are kinda like gladiator, but with our penis sword LOL! SPQR to Romanian tutes who looks like they are from roman empire LOL! SPQR LOL!

[Mr Ho]

I'm finally going to explore FKK this summer (if Germany stays open). I've been reading the threads to get set and It sounds like you guys really like Artemis. I usually prefer eastern euro girls, all natural, thin, and it sounds like these kinds of girls make up a percentage of the lot at these clubs.

I'm much more of an arrangement guy as I love going out, then bringing her back to bang her out and prolly bang her a few times that night. BUT, I still need to see what FKKs are all about.

Tips, tricks, advice, do's, don'ts, where to avoid?

You go there to fuck in FKK not take girls back to your hotel in most FKK! If you like hotel fuck then you got to find escort or try to take FKK girl privately, I have done that once, it is good, but it is usually more expensive in the end as FKK is cheap place if you session with girl for like 30 min or 1 hour! For hotel usually girls in FKK come for 3 hours or so, and only have her, but in FKK you got 100 of choices especially in big club like Artemis!

Artemis have stunners, but mostly it is plastic monsters LOL! But between those plastic monsters, you can find gem! Happy hunting and don't let those plastic monsters fool you LOL!

[Mr Ho]

Well, my point was more that the average change by what you are used to seeing. Like Sirioja always mention: a girl next door. Yeah, well he lives in France. Not Madagascar. So his girl next door is not someone from Madagascar.

And the average fashion magazine model is just one set of model too. And popular among those who buy fashion: women. Not men. And we know men and women have different tastes when it comes to beauty also.

Hmmm, not even getting DFK from stella in palace shows that the level is different LOL!

But, yeah taste differs, and girl next door can be ugly so depend, but mine is straight outtta major fashion magazine that is pretty much set in every nation, tall, small face, structured face, fit or thin body, beautiful tits it does not matter the size, but beautiful tits, natural beauty, no tattoo kinda thing!

As for more vague taste, hottest girl in college type and that is also set and bar is high in every nation because college usually have like minimum 500 young people to 1000 people people or even bigger ones 5000 young people or more! So being the hottest in that large sample of young people tend to be classic taste!

The difficult ones are those stunner level girl we find in FKK with full of tattoos! Hmmmm, but can tell she is stunner! I take them to room and I fuck them hardcore especially doggy position with many spanking and think to myself in my head that I am fucking the hottest girl from hells angels LOL! Or something like that! It is sad to see those girl who is really beautiful to stunner level, but has many tattoos! It spoil a bit, but I enjoy fucking them hard with spanking LOL! As one monger once said, every dollar not spent on beautiful prostitute is a waste of good life LOL!

Either way, FKK cater to all of our taste, we got super model type to exotic model type beauties to some kind of organic plastic monsters with a lot of graffittis on their bodies to college hotties doing her summer job for quick 2 months big cash to some hottest girl in Romanian village doing her secret job in Germany that we get to fuck for the horror reality for these Romanian village guys who think she is all that to some porn star type to some mazo type girl who enjoy pain to helping family and sacrificing herself to make money type to pimped hotties and so on and on! Isn't FKK wonderful place for people like us LOL!

Shit man, we mongers have found the garden of eden on this planet with many apples for us to taste without getting poisoned like with marriage or normal dating scene where you pay with your life or could lead to prison sentence or pay millions with public shaming LOL! We mongers crawl LOL! Under cover, under cover LOL! But we remain worst LOL like Denis rodman once said, as bad as I want to be LOL!

[Mr Ho]

I really hope you're right, because this is getting rediculous.

It is getting? It was ridiculous since it began in 2020 LOL! It went on for little more than two years and media still seems to like agitate fear LOL! And hey, now it might even get replaced by near world war three! The stupidity of humans once again!

[Pistons]

Yeah, in a way, but my taste is straight outtta fashion magazine type and also model type, and straight out of sport illustrated etc, so let say more standard taste is my thing

Well, my point was more that the average change by what you are used to seeing. Like Sirioja always mention: a girl next door. Yeah, well he lives in France. Not Madagascar. So his girl next door is not someone from Madagascar.

And the average fashion magazine model is just one set of model too. And popular among those who buy fashion: women. Not men. And we know men and women have different tastes when it comes to beauty also.

[LshRoomer]

I'm finally going to explore FKK this summer (if Germany stays open). I've been reading the threads to get set and It sounds like you guys really like Artemis. I usually prefer eastern euro girls, all natural, thin, and it sounds like these kinds of girls make up a percentage of the lot at these clubs.

I'm much more of an arrangement guy as I love going out, then bringing her back to bang her out and prolly bang her a few times that night. BUT, I still need to see what FKKs are all about.

Tips, tricks, advice, do's, don'ts, where to avoid?