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07-01-23 03:58 #24776
Posts: 22251Originally Posted by EscapeArtist [View Original Post]
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06-30-23 21:27 #24775
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06-30-23 02:34 #24774
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06-29-23 21:04 #24773
Posts: 1331Originally Posted by Sirioja [View Original Post]
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06-29-23 04:44 #24772
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06-28-23 18:40 #24771
Posts: 599Originally Posted by EscapeArtist [View Original Post]
Thanks for writing it, Escape Artist!
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06-28-23 16:42 #24770
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06-28-23 16:06 #24769
Posts: 1331Originally Posted by David1266 [View Original Post]
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06-28-23 15:54 #24768
Posts: 1331Club superlatives
Took a year off from mongering while attempting the girlfriend life, no regrets but glad to be back being a sex addict, LOL. Here is my assessment of the best and worst of some clubs I visited in FKK land on my first tour back.
Trans European tour from Amsterdam to Villach and here are some "Best of" winners.
Best Service: Venus in Hamminkeln. 1 hour north of Dusseldorf, 1. 5 hrs from Amsterdam.
(Honestly I've had a 100% service track record at this club, not one single bad room ever). Management is quick to tell girls who not deliver service up to standards to leave. The problem with best service category is that you can find great service at so many small venues from a variety of optics. I chose Venus as opposed to a place like Babylon is because even with a small line up, there are still always 2-3 top optic girls and even those top girls still provide exquisite service as a standard without upsell attempts.
Best Optics: Welcum near Villach, Austria. 2+ hours from Venice or Salzburg. Saw one fat girl the 2 days I visited. The few older girls were at least still fit MILFs. The silicone jobs were more well done compared to some butcher jobs I saw at Sharks.
Sharks a close second for optics. Oase a distant 3rd.
Best Value: Penelope close to Dortmund, Entry plus 3 rooms is likely 180 e, 140 e if you have a 20 e entry card and target the 40 e girls. Super cheap charlies can maximize with 20 e entry, one 40 e room, a few meals, and a day in the garden and sauna, all for 60 e.
Best for Tourist: Sharks. I said best for tourist but it really should say "easiest" for tourist. Wild range in service for price hardly makes it the best FKK destination but they do have the biggest line up, top tier optics, good facilities if ignoring the terrible attention to air flow and temperature, good rooms, English friendliness, pretty easy to reach by public transport. All the things that suit an easy logistical experience for tourists who have a short window to visit and willing to spend alot more than locals who do not need to find 10 rooms in 3 days like tourists often do.
Best Garden and outdoor sex: Oase. Still the biggest and most open garden with public action in the cabanas. Some additions to the outdoor area and better attention to lawn maintenance solidified this as the best club to enjoy a sunny day. Girls actually use the outdoor area as opposed to most clubs where you see 40 old dicks laying in the sun while all the girls are sitting inside in the dark.
Welcum a close second with the addition of the mountains in the backdrop girls often stay in the shaded peripheral areas instead of actually mixing with the crowd in the sun and pool.
Best Food: Welcum. Full kitchen and full kitchen staff. Menu rotates, staff freshens up buffet items regularly. Good steaks on Sunday and Wednesday. Real brunch items versus daily breakfast deli spread at most clubs.
Best Rooms: Welcum. AC, showers, mirrors, good lighting, radio, window.
Best Total Men's Club Experience: Welcum. Don't go for just one day. Do at least 2 or even 3 and just enjoy your time going through the line up. Book the attached hotel to get the full experience. Maybe even go into town or a half day Alpine hike in the morning before the club opens. Enjoy being in a spa town at the base to the Alps.
Club Reviews:
Sharks:
Pros: Large line up size with high lineup optics, ease of access, girls used to working with international crowd, best steam room, improved bar service.
Cons: Highest price in Germany, unreliable service, food never changes, too hot to fuck on hot days. The only rooms with good AC are the handful near the massage rooms. They don't even turn on the exhaust fans hanging from the rafters to circulate air better. Fucking before sunset during the summer is not a pleasant experience in this club, same shit going on for like 10 years and they still can't get it right.
-Business is slowing. Shark's business got a post covid boost from hoards of young Turkish guys looking to party after covid lock downs but the days of those guys filling the club and spending the 100 e for half hour seems gone. I haven't seen a single old German pensioner type, just some of the regular German locals who come eat, drink, and maybe do one room but would be completely happy leaving with no rooms. I noticed very few long rooms with the top looking girls. Melissa seems to be the only top girl still getting a lot of long room clients. After getting the covid frustration out of systems, the locals are finally responding with holding their wallets. International business travel is still weak compared to precovid. Management is asking girls to temper their prices. Curious to see where everything lands.
Welcum:
Pros: Best lineup optics, Most immaculate venue in all of Europe, Best food, Management mandates fixed 70 e price if no extras are added, Management monitors Italian forums for bad reports, 2 alcohol drinks included with entry, Hotel attached and operated by club, Shower / AC / Radio / window in all rooms, Cabanas with curtains for outside sex, Real bar, Real bartenders.
Cons: Middle of nowhere with no direct public transport option. Closest train station is 3. 5 km away, Closest airport is 2 hours drive away, Generally good but not intimate service as there are more nonkissers, Expensive entry (90 e,) Hotel often booked far in advanced on weekends, High rate of annoying upsell attempts.
Oase:
Pros: Garden, Sauna, Cabanas for outside sex, girls hang out outside, basic 50 e service still offered if just wanting a starfish quickie with CBJ. The club just has a better ambience and layout to get you horny when moving to different nooks and crannies of the club, passing by the girls as they try to seduce you in the narrow corridors. Compare to Sharks where the open layout just has you walking laps and laps around the bar seeing the same girls every 5 minutes.
Cons: Lots of landmines if spending only the minimum. Very few girls for the first 3 hours of opening.
-I would keep my eye on Oase. Sharks came out of the post covid era as the Frankfurt area's undisputed FKK king, but what Oase lost in stunner girls, they gained in some veteran girls who can provide good service for less extortion level pricing. At the moment, the prevalent asking price is the same as Sharks but as business at Sharks continue to slow down and if girls are successful in raising prices even more, Oase is right there to benefit from any shift in line ups or crowd migrations.
Venus:
Pros: Well managed, Reliable service from all Girls, Good food, 3. 5 e beer, No girls with attitudes, Train station literally across the street.
Cons: Small line up, No stunners in line up, Best girls often hard to catch, A la carte menu, Dark rooms at night.
Penelope:
Pros: Cheap 20-30 e entry, 40-50 e rooms, large line up for the region, Some gems hidden in the lineup. Vibrant garden area although not many girls hanging out.
Cons: Mostly quickie service, Not many girls offer special "extras", Has weird vibe at night if not Turkish-German, Bad lighting in rooms at night.
-The club crowd is Dutch-German relaxing crowd during the day and turns into a bit of a Turkish party at night. I think the better service providers leave when the partying starts.
Acapulco Gold:
Pros: Same as Penelope plus close to Dusseldorf airport.
Cons: Same as Penelope plus terrible smell in shower area and even cheaper venue. Couches are terrible. No relaxing outdoor area, only an outdoor smoking area and a rooftop terrace that's often closed.
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06-28-23 06:00 #24767
Posts: 22251Originally Posted by Sirioja [View Original Post]
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06-27-23 21:06 #24766
Posts: 22251Originally Posted by David1266 [View Original Post]
On 2023, I found in Hessen a 23 yo like normal woman German, of course without silicon, Germans pay her thousands, now she tries escorting, but she ask to see me, for my small 200, nothing in her business. I became a Germans specialist, giving them different sex they are used to at work or in private.
Except at Freubad, a while I didn't find a wow Romanian, when I love Romanian woman types.
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06-27-23 19:06 #24765
Posts: 449Exploring from Cologne
Planning two days in Cologne. Samya and Bernds explored last time. And had a good time in 2019. This time the days are free only on Monday and Tuesday. Plan is to visit Babylon on Monday and Six sense on Tuesday. But Bab will be herd dull on Monday. Which club will be better to explore in cologne, other than Samya? Still wish to feel the ambience in Bab. Do it worth visiting on Monday. If LU is above 15 in the evening will be positive. Can take that risk for Bab as it is still in my heart.
Regards.
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06-27-23 03:25 #24764
Posts: 190Originally Posted by EscapeArtist [View Original Post]
I do see German girls but they are old or fat or not attractive.
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06-27-23 01:16 #24763
Posts: 1331More arithmetic
Of the people reading this forum, with most being fly in mongers, I bet most are doing multiple rooms per day. Average is probably three rooms per day.
Just guessing but 70-80% of all rooms in all FKKs are probably 30 minute rooms. Probably less than 5% of all rooms are 90+ minutes.
Last Thursday at Sharks I did two 60 minute rooms, had two beers, one double Jack. Damage 392 e.
Saturday at Welcum I did one 60 minute room, two 30 minute rooms, 1 beer included, 1 Aperol spritz included, one double Jack. Damage 380 e.
2 weeks ago at Venus, did one 120 minute room, one 60 minute room, had two beers. Damage 367 e.
2 weeks ago at Penelope did two 60 minute, one 30 minute room, 2 Jacks. Damage 290 e.
In total of those 10 rooms, 30% half hour, 60% one hour, 10% over 60 minutes.
All were wonderful days.
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06-26-23 11:24 #24762
Posts: 22251Originally Posted by Thampi62 [View Original Post]