German FKK Clubs - Lounge and chat area

[Mr Ho]

I agree. I would say that even the Spanish are more liberal than the French when it comes to sex.

Thankfully Germans are liberal for sex LOL! I love Northern German blonde stunners LOL!

[The Cane]

You can take a camera in therma in Rio? If so, wow LOL!

Night club place can be interesting as it create real world atmosphere. I may like wearing a robe, do you wear robe? As I like going to room and be nude right away LOL!

Robes at the termas in Rio only.

[Mr Ho]

I have had the pleasure of spending 6 weeks aggregate in the Land of Sexual Freedom since we were allowed back in and I must say they were 6 of the best weeks of my life reuniting with old friends, making new friends, meeting some other ISG legends past and present and of course the re entry in to the world of the Gypsies. I love Gypsies. I missed them so much even if they use me for my money. However, little Gypsy gnaws don't hurt, certainly not to the extent that Shark bites do as they can make a guy's heart bleed and make a bloke go apeshit. For many reasons due to certain rules with certain clubs coupled with the internet behaviour of others this trip report will not be anything like my usual nor will future ones. Also, don't bother sending me a PM if you seek more information unless I have previously met you or you can prove to me you are trusted by anyone in my circle of trust. .

You do 6 weeks mongering trip? Wow, I did 14 days consecutive everyday FKK trip before in my early 30's and after 5th day, it begin to feel like it is a work with pleasure that I have to pay LOL! That 14 days trip was special one comparison to usual 10 days consecutive FKK trip, but now in this recent years, I do just 5 days consecutive FKK and it serves me well. I still love FKK and mongering, but I did it so much since younger days, so I am slightly more calm than before.

I am planning to do something like that for Brazil at one point as it is 24 hours flight for me, so I hit German FKK first, then to Brazil and on the way back German FKK again LOL! All that in 4 weeks or so. It will cost me like 30000 USD though, but one day, I will move my ass and do it LOL!

But 6 weeks in Germany for mostly FKK? That is a lot!

[Gino02]

The Ordnungsamt showed up at one club where the masks were basically being used as wrist bracelets but the Theke saw them on the video and in a matter of seconds the entire club was masked for their visit.

Got to love the real German efficiency!

Great report KK, after couple of years?

[Mr Ho]

My event was on the Florida coast. Florida is a big swinger state with a number of options and different clubs and events. But, I'm done. I've been in and out of swinging over the years for a number of reasons, and now I know I'm just done. It's mongering for me full steam ahead!

The path we have chosen when we set foot into unknown land that we most likely would not have stepped our foot in if it was not for FKK called Westkreuz was the right path.

When I leave Berlin each time, not my heart, but I leave my penis in Westkreuz LOL!

[Mr Ho]

People can either learn by their own experiences, or just stay ignorant. LOL.

If you ever actually experience these, please report back Steve. You really do write awesome trip reports and guides, very entertaining as well as informative. Thanks you.

Most men are ignorant, we sure have learnt from experiences LOL! And it served us greatly LOL!

[Kosher Kowboy]

I have had the pleasure of spending 6 weeks aggregate in the Land of Sexual Freedom since we were allowed back in and I must say they were 6 of the best weeks of my life reuniting with old friends, making new friends, meeting some other ISG legends past and present and of course the re entry in to the world of the Gypsies. I love Gypsies. I missed them so much even if they use me for my money. However, little Gypsy gnaws don't hurt, certainly not to the extent that Shark bites do as they can make a guy's heart bleed and make a bloke go apeshit. For many reasons due to certain rules with certain clubs coupled with the internet behaviour of others this trip report will not be anything like my usual nor will future ones. Also, don't bother sending me a PM if you seek more information unless I have previously met you or you can prove to me you are trusted by anyone in my circle of trust. .

So let's start with getting there:

Travel from the USA: All you need is your passport and your shitty CDC Business Paper bullshit card as we all know we can't have a mobile check on out phone as that goes against Trumpism which rules the land and will continue to. He has destroyed us. The United States is now officially the number one shithole in the modern world just as it's P6 scene is. Whorable. German Immigration was a breeze, passport and CDC card and to the baggage claim you go. Easy as can be, just like falling in love with a Shark.

Travel back to the USA: Much has been asked about this. Airlines security in FRA will ask for the CDC card as well as a Negative Antigen test. I took PCR's to be safe however two trips I showed only my Schnelltest and it worked just fine. One trip I showed the PCR. I believe it is safe to say a Schnelltest will work but to be safe IMO get the PCR. There are test centers all over FRA as well as the NRW. Not once on my first two trips was any test asked for upon return to the USA however on the last flight back at the end of the jetway was the CDC dressed in hazmat suits randomly checking. Pay the 69 Euros and get a PCR. 72 hours or less before your flight is the rule however it is based on the date so if you fly Monday at 11:00 AM and get tested at 9:00 AM on Friday it still works.

Club entry for Americans: Enough has been written on the 3 G Rule. The EU guys have Covid passes so getting in is no issue for them but many have asked me about our CDC trashy bullshit cards. I have been told by other Americans that they had issues w the card being accepted and needed to show a negative test. I personally had no issues. The card was accepted at all clubs I went to, all restaurants and all hotels. Make sure to check ' business' for the purpose of your trip at check in. In the beginning the test in both the NRW and Hessen could be a PCR or a Schnelltest however at the time of my last departure the NRW was requiring PCR tests for the unvaccinated or unrecovered; Hessen was still doing Schelltests.

Masking: Masks I have had to wear in all hotel public areas, all public transport and most stores. All over I see folks wearing the mask under the chin, or under the nose basically you can cheat and as the weeks have gone on the cheating increases. As to the clubs one will simply have to go and find out for themselves. Much depends on which club, who the Theke is but have your mask on you even if they are lax. The Ordnungsamt showed up at one club where the masks were basically being used as wrist bracelets but the Theke saw them on the video and in a matter of seconds the entire club was masked for their visit.

Creampie Country: Also known as the NRW; this is God's country. Pure heaven. My trips to the NRW usually start on Saturday mornings when my sidekick (or other way around) picks me up at my hotel in his German made car and we immediately hit the CreampieBahn (A3) or the Creampie Expressway (45) and within 2 and a half hours we are in the heart of Creampie Country. There is just no place in the world like Creampie Country; I wish to retire in Essen. Essen has all one needs and from the Hbf can access all Day Care Centers and if driving very easy to work around the traffic with an early start. Over the course of these few trips some clubs were open some weren't and the girls were being shuffled around w each club maintaining a base of 3-4 steadies who stay put so the LU's were more than adequate at about 6-9 a club on average. I made visits to all of the clubs and pretty much over 3 trips have fucked the entire lineup in each house. I must warn new guys or guys not known to these girls that it is best you go to the clubs with a known guest if you want to get the good service otherwise it is a gamble. The LUs certainly are not up to full speed but many of the gems of the NRW are at work and waiting for our money and not so long from now they will be getting my money again. And again. And again. I noticed many guys getting second class service but by the grace of God I was taken to the NRW by a long-time Stammgast of the clubs 2 plus years ago so service has never been an issue for me nor my guests I now bring.

The Day Care Center: The original one is now open for business and I have spent several days there now as well but things are slowly getting back up to speed. At this time this center located in the outskirts of Frankfurt and south of Offenbach has never looked so god darn clean. Currently the two Thekes are new to this location and I must say they work their asses off. Automatic soap dispensers are now on the shower walls, the bathrooms are so clean the Virgin Mary would take a dump there happily and the place has all new sofas except for two old ones that were repaired. The club has new towels, red ones, just like Mainhatten. Nothing more will be said of this establishment.

FKK Mainhatten: I made one visit to this club. This was on the final day of my second trip in the new Era. On this day my other go to option was not possible as it was still closed. I had to go somewhere and I was tired after the NRW so wanted to simply relax, hopped on Tram 11 to Daimlerstrasse and walked to MH from there. Ghost town at noon. Used the wellness center. Still a ghost town. Ate. Still a ghost town. Finally around 15:00 the Red Toweled Gypsies started coming in. A cute little blond by the name of Emily approached me and wanted the usual 100430/150460 same as was before the closures. I struck the deal at 100430 but no BS; all but anal to be included. Blowjob no condom, ZK, licking Muschi etc. And the full 30 minutes no 15 min bullshit. She held up her end of the bargain but the session ended abruptly at about the 25 minute mark when it was ficken time. The rubber bag went on, Schwanz died. She offered to milk me dry but I didn't want to waste the load. I paid her, ate again and took the tram back to my hotel and made my way to the next stop.

The Red Light District: I love the FRA RLD; once I got myself established there it became a great late night place and of course the traditional 7:00 AM session on the last day before my flight is always had. So far since my return I have done rooms in T32 and E44. At the bottom of each house is a person who checks your VAX proof then you fill out the entry card; same one in the clubs. However, you can write in Mickey Mouse if you like. I have had 5 rooms in the RLD so far and never paid more than 50 e-70 e for good service. Many familiar faces there. I really do not give a shit what others think of the best time to go for me the ideal time is Friday or Saturday night. Reason being is no rich bankers or business guys to compete with. The only guys roaming around 9 Pm or later on the weekends are packs of Turkish guys with no intention of fucking and if they do they offer jack shit making it a breeze for a white guy to roll in and offer anything and it's accepted. 50 goes a long way if you hit the RLD at the right time. Pick the times and girls wisely and the RLD can be a great option.

The Feast on Goldstrasse:

https://la-cantinetta.com/ This was just one of the many fine restaurants I dined at in addition to fabulous ethnic food throughout the NRW and Hessen. However; this was the dinner where many of the ISG guys who all go to various clubs came together as due to scheduling it's always impossible to hit the clubs and all make it but this dinner was in the works for weeks and many thanks to all the guys who attended this and a special thank you to the one old timer (but young at heart) who was able to coordinate this dinner and meet up. My only complaint is when the booze starts flowing I can't understand one fucking word out of a Brit's or an Irish guy's mouth; it's like a foreign language. None of these guys post anymore really but the names are well known and it's great to actually match a face to a real poster for a change. First class guys, first class place, first class food and drink and no one cared about the money. With all of us shitfaced; the group disassembled and a few went to play poker the others all went back to Frankfurt.

Some other dining establishments but in the NRW that I recommend:

https://ash-steakhouse.de/restaurants/essen/

https://essen.pfefferkorn-restaurants.de/

http://steakhouse-hauswitte.de/

http://artemis-essen.de/

Tons of other dining in the NRW as well as tiny places that are dirt cheap and all the Hbf's up there have tons of food and places scattered all around them to eat, DM, Rewe, Lidl and anything else you will need. I think I am pretty much done with Hessen as only one location for me is there yet the North offers me much more nowadays. Either way DE is back in action and I will keep up my trips unless the Rednecks and low class country scum in the USA fucks us and we get banned again. DE isn't at 100% now but as the old saying goes ' I will take Germany's worst lineup on it's worst day over America's best lineup on it's best day. ' On another note the scene in the USA is the worst ever in my life and at all time low. I expect a ton more guys to hit the international scene but let's all hope they don't come to Germany; keep it all in the family.

My sincere apologies that this trip report couldn't be written as I usually do but it will have to do for now.

[Mr Ho]

There are many different types of options and classes of places you can go to in Brazil, with the offerings and the way the game is played being different in each city. You really need to do your homework and decide what you want. Scandallo is a "boate" or nightclub kind of place. In my opinion, not only is it the best nightclub-style mongering spot in Brazil, but it's the best establishment of that type that I have been to anywhere in the world. You can't take a camera in (although you can at the termas in Rio), but you can take in a phone with a translation app on it. I have done that at clubs all over Brazil no problems.

You can take a camera in therma in Rio? If so, wow LOL!

Night club place can be interesting as it create real world atmosphere. I may like wearing a robe, do you wear robe? As I like going to room and be nude right away LOL!

[The Cane]

No, French are not so liberal for sex, not like Scandinavia nor Germany.

I agree. I would say that even the Spanish are more liberal than the French when it comes to sex.

[The Cane]

Going to go with the Cane on this. I've seen girls and been to the clubs in Thailand, Japan, China, Germany, Switzerland, Austria, and Scandallo would be my top choice worldwide. When deciding Rio vs So Paulo choose Rio if you want a beach vacation with girls sprinkled in. Choose SP if you want a girls vacation with some sleep sprinkled in. LOL. Have fun!

To Steve's list, I add places like the Philippines, Dubai, Morocco, Spain, the Netherlands, Poland, the Czech Republic, and all over the Americas from north to central to south. No place where I have been has an establishment that measures up to Scandallo in Sao Paulo, Brazil. None of them! The facilities, the girls. To have sexual access to all of those hot brancas and morenas. My god! I'm glad to have had (and taken advantage of) the wonderful opportunity. And God willing, I shall do so again.

[Gino02]

So I just spent the weekend with my sometimes Sugar Baby, Kayla. OMG what an amazing body and super nice face too. Anyhow that's a story for another day but we got to talking about swingers clubs and she swears right there on the Florida coast you can def go to one and find other attractive like minded couples. So I think Gino may have something here. She would def not go if there weren't other pretty girls there. She's bi plus she would be the best looking girl in the place and she would prefer there are some other lookers as well. Says we'll go next time. Had to settle for sex in the room. Damn my life is hard..

People can either learn by their own experiences, or just stay ignorant. LOL.

If you ever actually experience these, please report back Steve. You really do write awesome trip reports and guides, very entertaining as well as informative. Thanks you.

[The Cane]

So I just spent the weekend with my sometimes Sugar Baby, Kayla. OMG what an amazing body and super nice face too. Anyhow that's a story for another day but we got to talking about swingers clubs and she swears right there on the Florida coast you can def go to one and find other attractive like minded couples. So I think Gino may have something here. She would def not go if there weren't other pretty girls there. She's bi plus she would be the best looking girl in the place and she would prefer there are some other lookers as well. Says we'll go next time. Had to settle for sex in the room. Damn my life is hard..

My event was on the Florida coast. Florida is a big swinger state with a number of options and different clubs and events. But, I'm done. I've been in and out of swinging over the years for a number of reasons, and now I know I'm just done. It's mongering for me full steam ahead!

[Steve 9696]

Sorry for you brother, sounds like you went to a wrong kind of swinger event in USA. Take your girlfriend or girls to a couples and girls only swinger event or resort or club even in USA, and your opinion will change 180 degrees I'm pretty sure.

So I just spent the weekend with my sometimes Sugar Baby, Kayla. OMG what an amazing body and super nice face too. Anyhow that's a story for another day but we got to talking about swingers clubs and she swears right there on the Florida coast you can def go to one and find other attractive like minded couples. So I think Gino may have something here. She would def not go if there weren't other pretty girls there. She's bi plus she would be the best looking girl in the place and she would prefer there are some other lookers as well. Says we'll go next time. Had to settle for sex in the room. Damn my life is hard. 😋.

[Steve 9696]

There are many different types of options and classes of places you can go to in Brazil, with the offerings and the way the game is played being different in each city. You really need to do your homework and decide what you want. Scandallo is a "boate" or nightclub kind of place. In my opinion, not only is it the best nightclub-style mongering spot in Brazil, but it's the best establishment of that type that I have been to anywhere in the world. You can't take a camera in (although you can at the termas in Rio), but you can take in a phone with a translation app on it. I have done that at clubs all over Brazil no problems.

Going to go with the Cane on this. I've seen girls and been to the clubs in Thailand, Japan, China, Germany, Switzerland, Austria, and Scandallo would be my top choice worldwide. When deciding Rio vs São Paulo choose Rio if you want a beach vacation with girls sprinkled in. Choose SP if you want a girls vacation with some sleep sprinkled in. LOL. Have fun!

[Sirioja]

When I used to go it was much more than that. In the 'sexy' section of the beach numerous couples would be having sex in various positions with dozens of spectators around each couple, most masturbating, including women. Occasionally you would be watching and a woman would just grab your dick and start jerking it, that was your cue to have your way with her. A woman could initiate with a man but a man could not initiate with a woman. Most times I declined as the women were to put it mildly mostly senior citizens. On one occasion a youngish 5 grabbed my dick and we got it on on the sand. Walking around with an erection was the norm for many guys especially when you saw some hot babe masturbating on the beach, I occasionally saw some squirters. On some occasions I saw a woman lying on her back with her legs wide open welcoming any gent who would want to have sex with her with her husband sitting next to her. I loved Cap d'agde, French people are really sexually liberal.

No, French are not so liberal for sex, not like Scandinavia nor Germany.