German FKK Clubs - Lounge and chat area

[Optimist]

When it comes to hygiene, I am the cleanest man in whole FKK history, I take care of my self to the extent where I have to take acrobatic position in hotel room front of whole body mirror to shave my anal hair since girl tell me to do so in order to lick my anal next day LOL.

This is the extent of effort I take as professional monger to turn my dream come true LOL.

It is not about just money, it is about good manner and good behavior of shaving my anal hair at acrobatic up side down position in hotel room LOL LOL!

Just go up to girls in FKK and tell them you are so clean to the extent where you even shave your anal hair before coming to FKK, then you are set to go LOL!

Ah, but you also have the wonder of Japanese toilets LOL.

[Sirioja]

LOL. When, I tell girls, that I am german, the girls always, say "oh great"! I say "why great"? To just drive the discussion forward a bit and the girls often say "because germans are always so kind and respectful". And they say exactly the opposit of the turkish.

BTW: I am praising the turkish men. They are only 5% of german male population, but constitute 60% of the club visitors. Without them, most of the clubs would simply shut down.

I agree with you: Italians make business at Wellcum, Andiamo, not Austrians. Turkish also make business in many German clubs, not Germans, at night at Sharks even also Albanians and Afghans now, also at Oase now. They arrived for Turkish nights at World on May 2015, before Russians were there drinking beer whole night in jacuzzi. At Samya and Mondial of course, at Magnum, Oceans, Aca. But the difference is Italians are good money for girls, not sure Turkish are so good business for girls, but more for clubs, buying bottles.

[Mr Ho]

When it comes to hygiene, I am the cleanest man in whole FKK history, I take care of my self to the extent where I have to take acrobatic position in hotel room front of whole body mirror to shave my anal hair since girl tell me to do so in order to lick my anal next day LOL.

This is the extent of effort I take as professional monger to turn my dream come true LOL.

It is not about just money, it is about good manner and good behavior of shaving my anal hair at acrobatic up side down position in hotel room LOL LOL!

Just go up to girls in FKK and tell them you are so clean to the extent where you even shave your anal hair before coming to FKK, then you are set to go LOL!

[Mr Ho]

Exactly.

The Turkish men as 50 euro payers also hold value for money as a key concept in their lives and particularly mongering. We have a lot to be thankful for Turkish people keeping prices down and inflation low in Germany and in the clubs and brothels.

I am sure a lot of the very late night happy hours in the club like in Acapulco and Sharks are targeted at Turkish mongers to attract them to the club since they are such good customers.

Mongers must thanks pimps, lover boys and all other related platforms sending girls to FKK industry. We provide them cash in return, but what we get in results of their canning actions and girls bad decision making is priceless.

What we got from these beauties are priceless LOL!

[Mr Ho]

So we are to believe girls who will insist on constant condom changes in a threesome and who cannot be bothered to provide as much as a proper BJ as part of standard service will gladly submit to such filthy practices? Wouldn't the (German) clients in question need first to shower, if not themselves with water & soap, at least the girl with lots of 100-euro banknotes to get such wishes fullfilled? Aren't you guys simply airing your own dodgy fetishes here?

I also have difficulties picturing German clients as the villains given the hygenic tradition that runs like a golden thread through German Society, indeed that is at the core of the way Germany has "solved" the problem of women-sharing (ie prostitution) in stark contrast to other nations where prostitution can only take place in utter squalidness.

For info the whole BDSM scene in Germany is about women torturing and defiling men. The opposite is rare because the law doesn't allow much leeway for it. You find dominas galore but few "sklavinnen" you're allowed to really torment.

We are all in gutter, but some of us are looking at stars like we professional mongers LOL!

Germans are self claimed master race, they are all clean even they do not shower LOL! That is the mindset of non showering German client LOL!

[Mr Ho]

Hi guys

I was being sarcastic, in case it was not obvious. I definitely don't think German men wash more or less than anyone. I personally put zero currency in any of these generalizations about any nation and ethnicity. I think we will find washers and non washers among all groups. But my comment was just making fun of the oniongroin gag reflex.


As for the smelltest you propose and not allowing anyone who fails it first, there is zero chance it will happen. No one from the club management volunteers for such a job, there is no way they smell everyone who enters the club to see if they pass or fail, and there is no objective measurement of this. Say, we will kick out the most egregiously stinky ones. You can say those are easy to flag. Fair enough. But what if a fly in tourist had a horrendous 24 hour journey to FRa and came straight to the club? He would say he will take his shower AFTER entering the club. How can he be kicked out before he had a chance to take it. So, what the club needs to do is go around the main room and keep sniffing guys..

There are some tendency in ethnicity, culture and regions, sometimes it is positive, sometimes it is negative, but that does not apply to all, but most.

G7 are the prompt categorization, then G20.

[Member #4581]

Why are these pigs allowed to enter the clubs?

There should be a smell control test in the entry and kick them out, same for the ladies. It is not that they smell only when they go to the room but also when they sit next to you at the bar while you are enjoying the drink chatting with a beauty. I have experienced this before and I was pissed off, not to mention that it affected my fucking mood.

Hi guys

I was being sarcastic, in case it was not obvious. I definitely don't think German men wash more or less than anyone. I personally put zero currency in any of these generalizations about any nation and ethnicity. I think we will find washers and non washers among all groups. But my comment was just making fun of the oniongroin gag reflex.


As for the smelltest you propose and not allowing anyone who fails it first, there is zero chance it will happen. No one from the club management volunteers for such a job, there is no way they smell everyone who enters the club to see if they pass or fail, and there is no objective measurement of this. Say, we will kick out the most egregiously stinky ones. You can say those are easy to flag. Fair enough. But what if a fly in tourist had a horrendous 24 hour journey to FRa and came straight to the club? He would say he will take his shower AFTER entering the club. How can he be kicked out before he had a chance to take it. So, what the club needs to do is go around the main room and keep sniffing guys. Or have a public announcement every 30 minutes if you feel like your neighboring guy stinks, please bring it to our attention (sorta like how they make announcements in airports asking everyone to speak up if they see any suspicious activity). If it gets to that, guys will be lining up to complain about any other dude they dont like and simply claim the other guy stinks.

Im not saying if some dude or girl stinks, it will not reduce the pleasant environment for others. But I dont think the clubs will do anything about it. In the end, the ones who suffer are the girls imagine having to put up with a super stinker and it is upto them to decide if they want the money so badly.

[Polyamorist]

That indicates a cultural history with water. Like in Budapest or Istanbul. Just a socialization context. You always hear about Turkish baths right? I hope so since it may not be something most people are aware about not having an affinity for these aspects of foreign culture.

In the Arab world, we go one further than the FKKs and have sex in a room full of water. That is to say, most massage parlors will offer the HAMMAM (washing) as a preferred alternative to the massage. Sometimes tourists who ask for a massage (because they don't know any better) will be charged extra.

[XXL]

So we are to believe girls who will insist on constant condom changes in a threesome and who cannot be bothered to provide as much as a proper BJ as part of standard service will gladly submit to such filthy practices? Wouldn't the (German) clients in question need first to shower, if not themselves with water & soap, at least the girl with lots of 100-euro banknotes to get such wishes fullfilled? Aren't you guys simply airing your own dodgy fetishes here?

I also have difficulties picturing German clients as the villains given the hygenic tradition that runs like a golden thread through German Society, indeed that is at the core of the way Germany has "solved" the problem of women-sharing (ie prostitution) in stark contrast to other nations where prostitution can only take place in utter squalidness.

For info the whole BDSM scene in Germany is about women torturing and defiling men. The opposite is rare because the law doesn't allow much leeway for it. You find dominas galore but few "sklavinnen" you're allowed to really torment.

[Member #4585]

I've had at least 2 separate conversations with older German club goers who told me that they enjoyed being very dirty and smelly while fucking girls. The most memorable one was a friend of Dieter the sauna guy who said that he would avoid washing his genitals for a week until it was wet and "smelled like onions. " Then he would visit Sharks and have the girls lick his onion sweat from his groin, gagging her in the process. Both men I recall told about this practice with great joy in their voice. Two is a small sample size but perhaps it is a common fantasy with older German men.

I have heard and seen similar too.

Another one is going to have sex with a girl after not washing after going to the toilet since there is a thrill of the girl cleaning one's cock with her mouth when she performs BBBJ and ball licking and sucking on one. This is why ball licking is maybe a sought after service for some?

I can really see some enjoy that getting a kick from the girl humiliation / submission aspect.

[Member #4585]

BTW: I am praising the turkish men. They are only 5% of german male population, but constitute 60% of the club visitors. Without them, most of the clubs would simply shut down.

Exactly.

The Turkish men as 50 euro payers also hold value for money as a key concept in their lives and particularly mongering. We have a lot to be thankful for Turkish people keeping prices down and inflation low in Germany and in the clubs and brothels.

I am sure a lot of the very late night happy hours in the club like in Acapulco and Sharks are targeted at Turkish mongers to attract them to the club since they are such good customers.

[Member #4585]

So these guys forego bathing and risk infections just for the pleasure of gagging girls on oniongroin.

Makes sense, naturally.

One wonders though - - if this is such a widespread phenomena, wouldn't the cosmetics giants be developing a few groin colognes in onion and other perverse flavors? Fermented herring, rotten sardines, vulture vomit...(I advocate Penn Station bathroom smell be added to the list). That way, these guys could take a bath & avoid any unnecessary infections, and then spray themselves down there with the choicest cologne flavors before stuffing their private parts into the eager mouths of their girl muffins. Ooh darling, you are especially stinky and masculine today, driving me crazy

Yeah, another one is getting to girls to sample your sperm flavor after each cum in mouth. Different foods you eat impact the taste of your sperm. Some girls will remark that your come is fine and some may say a little sweet to the other extreme of your come is funky.

I believe it that there are guys in clubs who really stink. I hate it the most when they are in the sauna which is an enclosed place and man I am running for the door when those guys enter the room.

I cannot think how it can be the girls when they have to suck a cock in somebody's onion and cheese smelling groin area. Jaysus.

[Member #4585]

To me, one of the merits of the FKK system is the tradition of showering on entering. This means that if a girl complains about you being dirty, you know she is bullshitting and is just anti-sexual.

I have seen far too many Germans going into the club and after changing, immediately exit the lockers without showering. Indeed you do as Kosher Cowboy says see girls sending German guys off to the showers since they really do not seem like they have washed.

One infamous German has a habit of only showering after he has fucked 5 girls for 50 euros each since it takes so long to shower. Then he moves onto the next 5 girls after the intermediate shower. He is a professional. Some girls say they refuse him or just plain avoid him hence why he usually only goes with the new girls in the club since they do not know him.

That indicates a cultural history with water. Like in Budapest or Istanbul. Just a socialization context. You always hear about Turkish baths right? I hope so since it may not be something most people are aware about not having an affinity for these aspects of foreign culture.

[Citizen Kane]

LOL. When, I tell girls, that I am german, the girls always, say "oh great"! I say "why great"? To just drive the discussion forward a bit and the girls often say "because germans are always so kind and respectful". And they say exactly the opposit of the turkish.

And you think they don't say precisely the opposite to the Turkish guys? Girls will tell us anything to move money out of our wallets and into theirs. Only when she's lost all hope of making money out you will you get anything approaching the truth from her.

[Member #4636]

So these guys forego bathing and risk infections just for the pleasure of gagging girls on oniongroin.

Makes sense, naturally.

One wonders though - - if this is such a widespread phenomena, wouldn't the cosmetics giants be developing a few groin colognes in onion and other perverse flavors? Fermented herring, stinky sardines, vulture vomit...(I advocate Penn Station bathroom smell be added to the list). That way, these guys could take a bath & avoid any unnecessary infections, and then spray themselves down there with the choicest cologne flavors before stuffing their private parts into the eager mouths of their girl muffins.

Why are these pigs allowed to enter the clubs?

There should be a smell control test in the entry and kick them out, same for the ladies. It is not that they smell only when they go to the room but also when they sit next to you at the bar while you are enjoying the drink chatting with a beauty. I have experienced this before and I was pissed off, not to mention that it affected my fucking mood.