Mc-Sex - Hamm

[Kiwi 69]

The Freier Cafe site has up to date photos, info on services offered (many girls are AO) and a daily list of girls in attendance. Plus a good selection of reports on the girls. As Varanne mentioned, Alex is a real star, would fit right in at GT or F39. Highly recommended.

It's worth a visit IMO, especially if you like the look of a particular girl (s).

[Ccseeka]

Nice report Varenne

You have pretty much covered the facilities and club overview that I was to discuss, I was not very impressed with the club to be honest. There is only one main room and the eating area. The play rooms upstairs were only three on my visit. I was kind of shocked as the website gives the impression of the place being a plush club a sort of a nightclub look (I now can see that a specialist wide angle zoom lens was used for those shots). In reality it was just like being in someone's house, the main room being the living room etc. This room has porn showing on a flatscreen on the wall only problem is that it just repeats the one film over and over again.

Most of the time the play rooms are being used so whenever I went up with a girl had to wait fucking ages for the room to be free. Had to sit on the small bench next to the massive mirror opposite and try to avoid my mopping expressions! They might as well have put a funfair funny mirror in there instead considering how I felt at the time. By the time the room was free my dick went flat, so extra minutes were then needed to get going again. Another time I was with someone another girl with a guy arrived to wait. When I finally got a room and finished the session then went out for a shower, saw the other girl and guy were fucking on the changing room floor. It was kind of a ridiculous situation. At least the floor had a carpet. On another occasion of waiting a girl offered to give me a BJ in the toilet close to the mirror. I turned it down and waited for the room. Besides the toilet was only fit for munchkins.

Agree on the showers, this was bad, the first time I was having a nice hot one then someone else has a shower the bloody thing went freezing cold and leaking everywhere. So best to shower quickly alone.

The music in the main room was unbearable I could feel the vibrations on the chairs, the speakers on the floor are too near the chairs. Some people are going to go deaf in there and when that happens there is no going back, should be considered a serious health and safety risk for the girls.

Food was over by 6. 30pm and that's your lot not even a bit of bread to be had.

Some of the girls were ok but there were some right junkie lookers in there too. Had a session with one and when it came to grappling it felt like I fell over the skeleton in the doctor's surgery and was frantially trying to grab hold to something while falling.

Not all the best lookers were there that day as it was a Sunday I suppose. Had quite a few sessions, as they were not memorable I just write up the following.

Best highlights

Elena. Young and slender thing and full of bounce. Did a few positons then when I asked for doggie she lays flat on the bed and rubs her arse and motions the number five. She was asking if I would pay the number 5 for anal. I was unsure if it was five euros or fifty euros anyway I declined and finished in the doggy postion. A bit of a rushed session but her youthfullness made up fo it.

Jessica. Was the best of the day I think it is Jessica as she has a sort long black hairstyle almost like the North American Indian look. Quite sexy and bubbly in the room. Some passion and sexy expressions and does not feel pressured.

Violetta. Was the last session and kind of hanged around for her as she seemed popular. She wears a slinky short dress and high heels. Has some teeth missing though. Few postions then finish in doggy. A longish session.

Before I left I ordered a cocktail. I saw some of the guys have long glass cocktails so wanted the same. It is 5 euros and I picked the pina calloda which had volka in it. The drink famously dranked by Del Boy of the famous sitcom back home. When I left the club with the taste of the drink still strong I wondered If I have been a 'right plonker' for having forsaked Villa Exclusive in Greven for this club the answer is YES!

This club visit was last Sunday. It opened till late this time as I left around 11pm

[Varenne]

this report of.

mc-sex

in hamm is rather belated, as my visit dates back to april, but i think most girls are still the same. the website offers plenty of untouched pictures and an updated list of the girls presently on duty.

the club lies on a main road, the exterior looks like a family house, without visible signs. parking is possible in front of the car dealer aside or better still in the private and discrete yard in the back of the house. i was welcomed by the club attendant, a milfy looking polish woman, who offered me to choose a three hour ticket (don't remember the price) or a day ticket for 75€ (plus 5€ deposit for the locker key, which you get back as you leave the club). i was informed that 9 girls were on duty (proved to be correct) , i tried to have a peek into the main room but it was too dark to see much. nevertheless i choose the day ticket, which includes unlimited stay within the club opening times (mo-th 10-23, fr-sa 11-02, su 12-20) , unlimited sessions, food (warm buffet all day long, including a nice variety of fresh fruits, more about that later) , drinks (cola. cola light. fanta. sprite. water. apfelschorle in bottles from the fridge, coffee is served at the reception desk).

i was offered a tour of the club, which takes two floors. on the ground floor there's a small reception desk along the corridor which leads to the main room, and a bathroom near the entrance. the main room is pretty dark and smoky, fitted with two seat couches along the perimeter. the girls wait on the couches, mainly one girl per couch, and are therefore easy to approach (unless other customers are faster). the layout is such that from any seat you can see the whole room, making it easy to follow the coming and goings and act at the right time. at the opposite side of the main room you gain access to the dining room, much lighter than the main room, where you find the warm trays, crockery, a tv set tuned to normal programs (good to have a rest and kill time between sessions). a kitchen room is only accessible to the girls and staff. the rooms are on the second floor. though they are spacious enough, their number is too small (3 or 4, don't remember exactly). at peak times this leads to long waiting times and impatient couples having a go in the locker room or even on the stairs, though never in the main room unless it was deliberately part of a show. the locker room is shared with the girls. you get a robe from a rail, while towels are found at ground floor (they are never in short supply, just try to remember to pick up a fresh one before you climb the stairs). you keep the locker key all the time in your pocket, as there's no wrist band attached. i found this a bit inconvenient, since the coat rack is not visible from the shower area, and it's also very near to the lockers. for safety i used to carry the key with me every time i entered the shower. there are three shower heads, plus a shower box (mainly used by the girls) in a nearby bathroom. it's easy to set the water to proper temperature, but only when you're the only user. when more customers shower at the same time, then it's a mess. probably the water flow is not enough to feed more than a shower head at a time, thus leading to intermittent supply and inconstant temperature. the club is mainly attended by germans, i think most were regulars and well known to the girls. there's no ban on foreigners though, and i was told that at weekends at late hours the club is packed with young turks.

the girls are all bulgarians or romanians, mainly gipsy type (some faces reminded me of my block rounds at hbs times in dortmund). they are all young and pretty attractive by partytreff standard.

vanessa: young good looking bulgarian, she wasn't excessively friendly. session was average, bbbj, no dfk, plenty of 'don't touch' warnings. as it was my first round it was quickly over.

sherie (aka cherry) : tall and skinny bulgarian, probably about thirty, face is not overly attractive. she had several shows in the middle of the main room during the day. first a large white sheet was laid over her, lights were dimmed and candles were lighted. she started to dance like a ghost under the sheet, while some sort of gothic music was played. the atmosphere was like at a sort of satanic ceremony. after she emerged from the sheet, she kept rolling and twisting on the floor, dancing and moving around and over the candelabra, her skin close enough to deflect the flames. i had constant visions of her accidentally knocking the candelabra, the carpet suddenly bursting in flames and the attendance escaping the disaster fleeing outside, all naked on a busy main road. luckily my fears never materialized, as she's flexible like a cat and has excellent control of her body. during the show she's constantly staring and smiling at the audience. at some time she stand up and approached me, invited me to rub her pussy while she squeezed out half of a peeled banana into my hand, which i eagerly swallowed. delicious. much to the audience delight. she went back to the stage, played with several toys, poured melted wax from the candle onto her body, finally extinguished the flame with her fingers and had a good ride of the candle. while i usually find the shows in clubs boring, as the girls look like they are just doing their duty, this time i was amused, as sherie really looks like she has a lot of fun. the other girls otherwise looked disgusted, and consider her completely cracked. at the end of the show she invited me to a room. she knows (or thinks) that she's famous for her shows, and asked me if i had read in the internet about her. i was taken by surprise, in an attempt to please her i answered affirmatively. i was a bit embarrassed as she then wanted to know in details what i had read. i made up that i had read about her shows, describing, like it came from a third party report, exactly what i had actually seen a few minutes early. she was delighted; this girl has a real obsession for her shows. in the room she's opened pretty much to everything, asked for a tip for extra services (with 30€ i gained a day long ao access of both of her orifices) , offers dfk but don't expect gfe, she's more into acrobatics, likes to define herself as a 'wild cat'. later in the day, as i entered the dining room, i caught sherie in the act of stuffing herself with fruits. she beg me to shut up, and invited me to follow her in the main room, where everything was ready for her show. unfortunately, her pussy must have become loose by constant abuse, and the accident happened. while she was walking to the stage, a couple of strawberries tumbled out of her groin to the floor. everybody laughed out loud. sherie aborted the show in shame, grasped my hand and we hid away in a room upstairs for our second session of the day.

laura: a friendly, cute, nicely built romanian, currently she is not listed on the website, so i doubt she's still there. we spent a long time in the lounge, she liked to tell me a lot of her private life. in the room she was still friendly, but her services still limited to partytreff standard.

lara: a dark skinned romanian, she was pretty popular but somewhat the chemistry wasn't right. session was average partytreff standard, and i run out of time without finishing.

maria: a petite bulgarian, with long jet black hairs, which i had a feeling i had already spotted on the sidewalks in hbs. she spent most of the day in civvies, out of work because of a claimed invalidating headache. she later put on her working uniform, and allured me to follow her to a room. i don't know if she was pressured to go back to work against her will, but she certainly wasn't in the mood, resulting in an unfinished forgettable session.

alex: an attractive dirt blond, blue eyed bulgarian, quite different in looks from the overwhelming gipsy looking team. when i approached, she looked a bit stand-offish, and i feared i was going for a fiasco. we spent a long time talking, and somehow the chemistry built up. she never urged me to go to a room, i had to take the initiative. what followed is by far the best session of the day. gfe, lots of dfk, no time pressure (by this time i had difficulties climaxing). she has a pierced tongue and a very special bbbj technique, never experienced before. after my time with alex, i called it a day and left the club. although i still had time and there were more girls i would have liked sampling, i decided i'd rather depart with a smile on my face than having another go and risk a disappointment. giving back the locker key, the polish lady asked me how was my stay. when i declared that alex had been the highlight of my day she appeared pleasantly surprised, go figure.

fazit: a comfortable small club with an amazingly affordable price. young and reasonably attractive girls, mostly of the bulgarian-romanian gipsy look. enough food and a separate tv area allow for long stays. service is standard partytreff level, with favorable exceptions. bbbj is standard, some girls seem inclined to ao or other extra services for a tip. the roster is available on the website, with plenty of descriptive pictures. i'll certainly visit again if i see alex is on the list. cherie would be a plus. the availability of the milfy polish thekenfrau would be heaven.