Insomnia Swingers Club - Berlin

[VonderJohn]

So they have been back to parties since September. The Thursday Gangbang is finished, and just a regular swinger party on a Thursday night now. I don't see any house girls in the registrations for the upcoming parties on their site.

I think they only have house girls for the Saturday night fuck, to perform the sex shows, but not sure if they fuck the customers or not on those nights.

I also don't see any mention of that membership bullshit they introduced to get around the law changing in 2017 banning flat-rate.

Bottom line is it seems to be just a regular swingers club now where you just have to get lucky with whatever females or couples turn up.

Is this still the case these days?

[VonderJohn]

Looking at their webpage, it seems that Insomnia are back to normal with their weekly parties, in all categories. They clearly mentioned in their news page the following:

"Since of April 1, 2022, we may once again welcome allguests regardless of vaccination status.

We no longer require any tests, but ask that you test / have tested yourself on your own responsibility and especially if you have symptoms.

Masks are a thing of the past.

For your safety, we have set up various mobile air purifiers equipped with HEPA 14 filters and disinfecting UV-see radiation."

Has anyone tried them recently? How's the vibe and the action?

[VonderJohn]

So they have been back to parties since September. The Thursday Gangbang is finished, and just a regular swinger party on a Thursday night now. I don't see any house girls in the registrations for the upcoming parties on their site.

I think they only have house girls for the Saturday night fuck, to perform the sex shows, but not sure if they fuck the customers or not on those nights.

I also don't see any mention of that membership bullshit they introduced to get around the law changing in 2017 banning flat-rate.

Bottom line is it seems to be just a regular swingers club now where you just have to get lucky with whatever females or couples turn up.

Okay, has anyone else visited and realized the same thing? (no more house girls?

If so, what's the reason behind that? I mean the place is operating almost normally, with safety measures in place. Visitors are coming and money is flowing. Why wouldn't house girls join anymore? They bring more customers in so it makes financial sense to have them more than just on Saturday. Or am I wrong?

[Wanking]

So they have been back to parties since September. The Thursday Gangbang is finished, and just a regular swinger party on a Thursday night now. I don't see any house girls in the registrations for the upcoming parties on their site.

I think they only have house girls for the Saturday night fuck, to perform the sex shows, but not sure if they fuck the customers or not on those nights.

I also don't see any mention of that membership bullshit they introduced to get around the law changing in 2017 banning flat-rate.

Bottom line is it seems to be just a regular swingers club now where you just have to get lucky with whatever females or couples turn up.

[VonderJohn]

Looking at their website, it seems the Insomnia club is back to active sex parties again. Meaning, regular sex activity is back into International Sex Affairs and the Saturday Night Fuck orgy, without masks or anything and allowing free exchange of bodily fluids. Of course, it is for double vaccinated individuals only.

Has anyone tried Insomnia recently? If so, how was the experience? Would be nice to receive recent reports after a very long hiatus at the club.

[VonderJohn]

I've visited the webpage of Insomnia and apparently the club is far from being back to normal. They have all these annoying COVID restrictions and only provide 'live streaming' and 'table viewing'. Which is completely not what the club is all about. I mean it defies the sole purpose for which the club exists: having orgies and sex.

Here's an example from their webpage:

"We hold seats for couples or groups of max. 6 persons each. All seats have enough distance to each other and we have rebuilt according to Corona (spit protection / Plexiglas, separators, regular disinfection of the toilets / contact surfaces etc.). Admission only for vaccinated, recovered & tested.

When you enter the club, please put on your medical mask or FFP2 mask and disinfect your hands. Please bring your proof of vaccination or recovery with you. We would appreciate if guests prefer to get a very fresh corona test on site. For this purpose we have been provided with a night station by our test provider. For this purpose please register in advance here. Otherwise, we will also accept a test up to 12 hours old."

Seriously? They expect people to pay tens of euros for this silly arrangement, and with no sex? Is that a joke? Masks and distancing and tables in a kinky nightclub that used to be a space for non stop orgies during some nights. Doesn't make sense to step a foot into Insomnia until it goes back to its main purpose. Not sure how long this will take, but paying for tickets for this kind of silliness is unjustified. Even the Uhban ticket is not justified LOL.

[Wanking]

They put out some live streams, on Friday and Sat night from 8 pm German time. Occasionally some sex.

https://chaturbate.com/insomnia_kinky_nightclub_tv2/

Ah the memories. I had some good times there from 2012 to 2017.

[HotForMe]

Hello people,

Is there anyone visit insomnia club recently? Thursday is still gangbag day for single man?

[VonderJohn]

From the Insomnia website:

Dear guests and friends of Insomnia!

The current situation with COVID - 19 and the press conference of our mayor Müller have induced me to close the club already from today Friday, 13.03. 2020, even if this will be ordered only from Tuesday.

I am sorry that this is happening at such short notice, but it is a dynamic situation and the health of our guests and staff is too important to us.

First of all, we will close until 16.04. 2020 and then we will decide, depending on the situation, when we can open again. At this point in time nobody can foresee this.

We ask for your understanding, stay healthy, protect yourself and I hope that we can celebrate together again in five weeks.

[AssLover46]

Gee that sounds disappointing Fakeit. May I ask, have you been to a Tuesday event? I have only been to a Thursday party with the extra HSC cover charge that makes it rather expensive, but at least that time (over a year ago now admittedly) it was full of action and very many active house girls. I will be in Berlin again in March and only have the Tuesday available so planned to try it out.

[Fake It]

Visited Insomnia last night and sadly I left massively disappointed. It was Boxing Day. Dec 26th. So expectations were not high, but it was advertised as their 'Charismas swingers and sex party' so maybe I would luck out. I had left Artemis earlier that evening at around 9:30 PM because the state of affairs there was abysmal. I made it to Insomnia by 10:30 PM.

On arrival to Insomnia, I paid 70 EUR and stripped down to my sneakers, black boxers, and a mesh vest, which I purchased onsite during my last visit. Because I was late it was hard to tell who was a house girl and who was a guest. But it did not take long to figure out. I counted about 5 couples and no single ladies. All were average looking, but one couple. In street clothes. Were outstanding. All the house girls were not slim, pretty (putting it nicely).

I hung around until 2 pm closing. Never once invited to play.

Its been a year or two since my last visit, and the place has gotten allot smaller for its Thursday night 'gangbang / swinger party'. Upstairs is totally closed off, and the playrooms near the showers are sort of cordoned off for couples only. This cordon was largely ignored throughout the evening, much to the annoyance of the actual couples looking for privacy who ended halting their play when guys got too grabby.

In all, I saw 3 couples switch partners and put on a bit of a show for a group of 15 horny men. No one was invited to play. Some were even shooed away. The hot couple were just there to watch and did not partake at all. Actually the girl looked kind of uncomfortable while her boyfriend was trying to play bouncer and still trying to encourage her at the same time (I guess?) The house girls were there, in my opinion, to turn on the swingers and not really to service the single men.

Sure, I stayed four hours but that's only because I had paid entry. I was at least going to get some beer and eye candy (no food BTW). Thankfully I didn't have to pay for that Hedonism Members Club rubbish.

I really don't think this place is worth a visit if you are single and looking for action. Its my fourth time to Insomnia and each time I've left without so much as a hand job. Maybe if you live in Berlin and become more of a regular at the place you can start building up a rapport with other guests. I am persistent so I may well return.

[VonderJohn]

Since they let the HSC to take control of Thursday GB party, the quality especially the house girls are going downhill. If the management us not carefully it could be in the stage of irreversible.

How many sensible girls wanted to be treated like slaves, her Fanny is loosened with finger fucking, etc like the one on sex labor even you get paid for this.

Nowadays you will not see the young starlets like Stella, Jill, Josie are partying in insomnia.

What majority of Thursday GB party are after are simple GB party with girls not the extreme one. The extreme game might be more suitable to the people who are sexually or mentally ill.

I have met quite a few German guys who went to other party on Thursday share the same opinion that the quality is going downhill now.

Let alone the membership of EUR 30 for three months (or 6 months? Reasonable of people who attend Thursday GB party are not living in Berlin. So paying another EUR 30 just mean subsidising other people.

So in your opinion, its probably a better bet to go to the International Sex Affairs on Tuesdays and the Saturday night fuck instead of Thursdays? I Hope the HSC doesn't take control of these events too!

Has anyone tried them in January?

[Adindas]

I was there last summer on a Thursday and noticed a clear rise in the male / female ratio. I'd say there was about 5-10 guys per girl as soon as there was some fucking. I also noticed that the girls didn't seek contact at all like before so if you wanted to fuck you had to be much more eager. It also never was 8 working girls at the same time but rather 4-5. They also had 1-2 transexuals who also were pretty crowded. I think I liked one of the working girls so I did her once and left.

Perhaps summers are worse there because of many more guests.

Not sure I feel an urge to go back there anymore like I did before.

Since they let the HSC to take control of Thursday GB party, the quality especially the house girls are going downhill. If the management us not carefully it could be in the stage of irreversible.

How many sensible girls wanted to be treated like slaves, her Fanny is loosened with finger fucking, etc like the one on sex labor even you get paid for this.

Nowadays you will not see the young starlets like Stella, Jill, Josie are partying in insomnia.

What majority of Thursday GB party are after are simple GB party with girls not the extreme one. The extreme game might be more suitable to the people who are sexually or mentally ill.

I have met quite a few German guys who went to other party on Thursday share the same opinion that the quality is going downhill now.

Let alone the membership of EUR 30 for three months (or 6 months? Reasonable of people who attend Thursday GB party are not living in Berlin. So paying another EUR 30 just mean subsidising other people.

[NordicSki]

I was there last summer on a Thursday and noticed a clear rise in the male / female ratio. I'd say there was about 5-10 guys per girl as soon as there was some fucking. I also noticed that the girls didn't seek contact at all like before so if you wanted to fuck you had to be much more eager. It also never was 8 working girls at the same time but rather 4-5. They also had 1-2 transexuals who also were pretty crowded. I think I liked one of the working girls so I did her once and left.

Perhaps summers are worse there because of many more guests.

Not sure I feel an urge to go back there anymore like I did before.

[VonderJohn]

So its' been more than 3 months since the last report on Insomnia. Is it because the action has faded away, or nobody is visiting that place, or perhaps everyone is too lazy to post a report? I hope it is the last reason, because it would be pity for a place like that to fade away!