Insomnia Swingers Club - Berlin

[NordicSki]

Was there on a Sunday and Thursday, perhaps should mention I never been to this kind of place ever before and I didn't and don't know what I like in this area yet and that I don't speak German which seem to be a social handicap in these environments.

Sunday orgy (I post about Thursday later)

Got there a little late around nine, was a slow night according to the people I talked to. 2 house ladies Laura (6/10) and Leona 7/10. Other than that around 10-15 guys and 2-3 couples and 1 single lady.

I would say I got a pretty good connection with Leona and we had a quite long session in one of the smaller rooms with foreplay, BBBJ, tonguekissing, licking and fucking in lots of positions. First she made me cum embarrassingly fast. But we just kept on and I got it up again a few minutes later and then we went on for around one hour perhaps more before I softened up a little and let another guy take over. During our time she sucked a few other guys cocks which didn't "bother" me at all sexually. I also asked some dudes if they wanted to take over but no thanks? This girl was by far best pay-sex ever in my life (I am pretty sensitive and perceptive to uninspired sex) , seemed very horny and moaned, yelled, had muscular spasms in legs etc, she also fucked quite hard. I didn't try or ask for anal but she seemed to like being rimmed.

During my 2 hr break I checked out the place, saw around 3 couples of which 2 in typical swinger outfits were there just to fuck alone in a corner. A third couple with an older guy and an extremely beautiful younger woman was there too fully dressed! Just watching. Also an older alone woman who was there on Thursday too, she only fucked in private with single older guys.

I tried talking to the other house girl Laura too but she didn't seem very nice or happy, she also seemed to have regulars which she stuck with, so when I got hard again I went and talked to Leona again and had a second session with her, pretty much another round of almost real wild sex with kissing / licking / sucking and hard fucking but with new positions. The main difference now was that we got surrounded at the bed with people just watching, including the fully dressed couple with the hottie. I tried to make eye contact with her during the fucking a few times but no response, I noticed gradually I got a little uncomfortable by all the people watching as nobody joined and didn't know how I was supposed to behave, no guys attempted to join either and Leona didn't seem to care either. So I focused on her as much as I could but after around 45 mins I softened again. Leona seemed to have had enough and got dressed and I felt there wasn't much more to do there and went to the hotel even if the clock was just 0030. Perhaps I shoulda tried connecting with the couple before I left I think.

All in all I was very satisfied with the sex as I don't care about fucking various girls so much but am more interested in finding a good one. I was a little dissappointed in the amount of real swingers though as I thought Sunday would be the best bet to hook up with real couples and have "real" sex.

As I got a little disturbed by all the watching I decided to skip Erlebniswohnung and just tried Anni Porsche and tourist stuff until Thursday.

[Wanking]

Mandee has also been there on my visits. Even though she does covered sex and covered blow, this lady loves to fuck. That's one thing I love about Insomnia is that the management pretty much make sure that the hired in ladies are into sex, and not just the money. On my visit a month ago, Mandee wore these sort of trousers with the crotch cut out of them, very sexy indeed.

Her FB page doesn't have much on it https://www.facebook.com/mandee.prielipp

[Wanking]

Might be a tad difficult if she doesn't do BBBJ's?

She does BBBJ awrite, just not in Insomnia.

[Myrrh]

I see house lady Lexa's real name is.

https://www.facebook.com/jana.massny

And she owns a little beautician shop.

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Miss-...51148724923639

I must call there for a facial sometime, that's me giving her a facial! LOL

Might be a tad difficult if she doesn't do BBBJ's?

[Wanking]

I see house lady Lexa's real name is https://www.facebook.com/jana.massny And she owns a little beautician shop https://www.facebook.com/pages/Miss-...51148724923639

I must call there for a facial sometime, that's me giving her a facial! LOL

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The offical Lexa Velvet page https://www.facebook.com/lexa.velvet

[Wanking]

This lady fucks well and does BBBJ but she is certainly not the hottest looking burd in the world! I've fucked her a few times over my visits. Busy facebook page https://www.facebook.com/spacy.spacy/photos

[Dark Vader]

Erlebniswohnung - BBBJ by all women with some DATY allowed.

Bear in mind if contemplating DATY at EW that most of the girls will have put a bucket load of lube up their fanny and so you better like syrup on it!

[Wanking]

But on closer reading, especially of subsequent posts, it seems that things are not what they first appeared. Disappointingly the house ladies don't even offer bareback blow jobs and for me this is a staple requirement.

Myrrh me ole China,

Some of thee house ladies do BBBJ as I recall. 2 out of 6 ladies kinda thing. For anyone visiting a flatrate in Berlin who insists on BBBJ then Erlebniswohnung is the spot.

To sum up:

Insomnia - DATY allowed by all women with some BBBJ.

Erlebniswohnung - BBBJ by all women with some DATY allowed.

I prefer insomnia but I reckon most guys here would prefer Erlebniswohnung.

[Myrrh]

Lexa only does covered in Insomnia, even covered Blow. Her service isn't anything special, but she likes it if you take it easy with her. She likes to be touched and licked, gently and sensually.

The house ladies that day were much the same group that I had sex with last year in the club, including the lovely Lexa Velvet. Over the course of the day I had 3 great sessions with Lexa and I spent a long time licking her anus and pussy, but she doesnt like fingers. If you speak nicely with Lexa she can be sweet in return.

Another report of Rolls Royce quality there Wanking which managed to get my ardour up.

But on closer reading, especially of subsequent posts, it seems that things are not what they first appeared. Disappointingly the house ladies don't even offer bareback blow jobs and for me this is a staple requirement.

From my visits to swinger clubs I have learnt the hard way that you can't rely upon them for consistent results. A dozen couples may turn up one night with almost half being active but then on another night you might get the same number or even more but with none of them really active with the single guys. Then if they are active they can be infuriatingly selective and restrictive in the number of single guys that they choose to entertain. More, if some couples are active then they can get so inundated with men that you physically just cannot get a look in because of the stampede. Again more, if couples are active then they will almost certainly be well into middle-age and over weight. The young nymphomaniac pretty girl who gets off on servicing as many guys as she can in a swingers club is folklore.

So swinger clubs are about as reliable as one of those fake Rolex that you pick up on a holiday in the Far East.

Therefore if a club provides some house ladies for some guaranteed results then that would be the only reason why I would contemplate going to a swingers club nowadays. Even though you know that they are being paid to have sex with you.

But if these house ladies are not even giving the bareback blow jobs that the active swingers are providing then for me that is not worth the trip especially when you can get that as standard in partytreffs every where.

Ironically these house ladies are more than happy for their arses and anuses to be licked all day but balk at returning the favour, and they are the ones who are being paid!

[Dark Vader]

Great thread, I've enjoyed reading. But one question:

Someone earlier said tand hat no German is somewhat ok, but what about non-white people. Blacks, orientals, Indians? (male and female)

I was there a couple of weeks ago and have visited several times before without problems.

On my last trip there was an Indian swinger couple there as well (which was a first for me) but unfortunately they didn't play with the crowd and only stayed briefly to play with one of the house girls.

[Jmioffe]

Great thread, I've enjoyed reading. But one question:

Someone earlier said that no German is somewhat ok, but what about non-white people. Blacks, orientals, Indians? (male and female)

[Wanking]

Did Lexa also do bareback there? Or does she only do that at AO-events with testing, like her GBs with Sexy-Susi or the Pornfighterlongjohn-GBs? :

Cheers for your compliments SW,

Lexa only does covered in Insomnia, even covered Blow. Her service isn't anything special, but she likes it if you take it easy with her. She likes to be touched and licked, gently and sensually. She seems stuck up but I think she is actually quiet shy.

Insomnia is much more chilled out than other gangbangs, alot of guys don't seem to do much there, so its really easy to jump in on the action without being pushy. Also its very welcome to start off giving the women slow massages before fucking.

[SwingerLover]

This is the stuff of the highest erotic fantasy for me, to be licking the arse of a true nymph who really wants it.

This was one of the best days of my life, licking and fucking all day, jumping from pussy to pussy non stop all day.

I had my final session and cum with the lovely Lexa later in the night. Then I had a couple of free beers before leaving.

I'd say it's always the fullfillment of highest erotic fantasies if you get to do to a true nympho what she likes and if you like to do it too. And jumping from pussy to pussy all day long is likewise one of the biggest kicks of all, especially if the women are genuinely horny. It seems here is a Swingerclub again where women actually go to to be fucked. Things are starting to look up again. And you even got some bareback action, which is likewise great.

Did Lexa also do bareback there? Or does she only do that at AO-events with testing, like her GBs with Sexy-Susi or the Pornfighterlongjohn-GBs?

Excellent report, worth RODing, which Rocketboy already did. Thanks for that and for this truly funny pun:

But this smelly finger thing you have. Report of destinkshun?

[Wanking]

They don't provide flip flops. Also they are not completely strict on black from what I can tell. One guy was going around in a pair of white Y fronts the Thursday I was there. Man those underpants look hideous, although there wasn't any yellow stain from what I could tell LOL!

I wore a pair of black boxers with red pinstripes and a black vest, also I had a pair of bright blue crocs for my feet.

I saw a few guys completely nude all day, no footwear either. Putting on and taking off the clothes is a bit of pain. Next time I might just wear one of their towels around my waist when I am not fucking, I saw a couple of guys do that too.

[Razor]

I am going to Berlin for a few days in July and thought I would try out the partytreff-places instead of going to artemis which I think can be a little frustrating selecting non-sharks.

I look at Anni Porsche, Erlebniswohnung and this place which looks like the best bet to actually be able to experience some real sexual adventures.

I will be in berlin Sunday to Friday so I think I will go to insomnia both on Sunday and Thursday.

How does it work with the "anmeldung"? Do they deny people? Do you have to write something special to them?

I plan on wearing black fishnet boxers, is that kinky enough to get in there?

What about shoes? Do they care what color the flip-flops are? Do they provide flip flops?

If I understand correctly from previous posts at insomnia you'd be wise bringing a backpack putting all your stuff in (except your outfit) and hand in to them.

The Anni Porsche is too small for my taste, they have a couple good girls to play, but all the rest it's just plain and the food is bad. I'll recommend Erlebniswohnung hands down for better option, even so, lately is going a little bit down (see Wanking report) , but still it is a great place with nice looking girls and good food + drinks. When I'm in Berlin I always make a time to visit the EBW for a marathon sex ride.

The Insomnia is the other great place (Thursday and Sunday) , spectacular as scenery which provide some house girls and the swingers which are the best. The times I went I was able to meet more swingers on Sunday, it's just a matter of luck. If there is a con, the food (bad).

Contact is not required, but you can send a e-mail to let them know about your visit and just show up. About the dress code, your boxer will be just OK, everything black even the flip-flops, which you have to bring in. It's a secure place, all my stuff I just put it on my of my pockets and gave to them, never had problems and get ready to ENJOY it! Good luck.