Insomnia Swingers Club - Berlin

[Wanking]

Ah, OK, I get it now. Didn't realize the working girls were mixed in there. Who knows, this mix of swingers and hired girls may help them with the new regime this July.

Yeah I been thinking about that. The single guys are the financial backbone of Insomnia, if there are no hired in women, the number of guys will dwindle rapidly. It might survive as just a regular swingers club, but would become alot quieter for sure.

Even at the moment, the Tuesday, Wednesday and sunday parties are quiet enough. Thursday and the Weekend parties are when they make the real money.

Interesting times ahead..

[Neurosynth]

If you click on the different party dates, you will see a list of those attending on the righthand side of the screen. Most of the women registered for those parties tend to be House girls, but also some real female swingers register for the parties.

This Thursday https://www.insomnia-berlin.de/partys_party-detail.html?id=494 I can see Mia, Monika, Alexa, Kiera, Spacy, Gossia

Ah, OK, I get it now. Didn't realize the working girls were mixed in there. Who knows, this mix of swingers and hired girls may help them with the new regime this July.

[Wanking]

I guess many of you would consider some of these to be Doggy enough. These days anything with a Vagina and a Pulse and I'm happy.

BTW Some very attractive girls in http://www.airport-girls.eu/, my report soon.

Ps It was nice to hangout with ISGer Sonfusto at the Thursday party.

[Wanking]

I can't seem to find lists of the girls available. I also can't find their pictures. I got a login and joined, but that didn't seem to help. Ideas?

If you click on the different party dates, you will see a list of those attending on the righthand side of the screen. Most of the women registered for those parties tend to be House girls, but also some real female swingers register for the parties.

This Thursday https://www.insomnia-berlin.de/partys_party-detail.html?id=494 I can see Mia, Monika, Alexa, Kiera, Spacy, Gossia

The management of Insomnia like to pretend that all women visiting the club are actual swingers, so unlike regular partytreffs they don't have a list of just working girls on the site. The house women are fairly obvious when you visit the club and 2 of them have told me they earn 30 euro an hour there. I also believe that not all the house girls are full time Prostitutes. Some do have other jobs, some are unemployed or single mums, and do this a few days a month for some extra cash. But one thing the management of Insomnia do well is to hire girls who actually enjoy sex to some degree.

This is a Swingers club that has some hired in Women on Tuesday night, Thursday Gangbang, some Sat nights, and Sunday nights.

[Neurosynth]

The girls available are shown for the different dates.

http://www.insomnia-berlin.de/custom...ll/partys.html

I can't seem to find lists of the girls available. I also can't find their pictures. I got a login and joined, but that didn't seem to help. Ideas?

[Wanking]

I'm not really in big Gangbangs as such. I'm happy to share a woman with one or two other blokes but mostly I like one or one action with a girl. The problem with the actual swinger women in Insomnia is the massive scum that place around them. Plus they often don't fuck for very long, they come in have a few drinks, fuck for 15 or 20 minutes, have another couple of drinks then maybe fuck again for a bit and then leave. So if you are into long slow sessions like me, well it can be difficult with these women. Of course I have had many exceptions over the years, and often at the very end of the night when most guys have left, interesting one on one action with the real swingers can happen.

It is possible to have long sessions with the house girls if you treat them nice, of course you usually have to still share them but since most guys are there for the real swingers, its always easy to get with the house girls.

Unlike many other flatrate options I feel the house girls in Insomnia actually enjoy sex, many certainly enjoy being licked out, that I'm certain of. What is disappointing is that most of the house do covered blows only and with those heavy duty London Condoms, you really don't feel much at all. I guess for anyone paranoid about the possibility of catching an std, these condoms are a good option.

BTW the condoms in both Airport girls and Annie Porsche are of a thinner variety.

My sex was mostly as follows.

Little Laura.

She is the house girl I have fucked most over the years. She is Tiny, about 4'10' and a bit Fat, but I always got on well with her, she loves to be licked and gets wet despite being fucked non stop all day. She also loves just being touched. She has a lovely big brown hole I love fingering and licking. Also she lets me rub my barecock off her pussy but I'm not allowed to put it inside. She also kisses a bit. My favorite thing with her is when she sits on my face and gives me an oily handjob. While doing that she is often wanking or blowing another guy. She really is a pocket rocket and she fucked almost all day non stop last Thursday week. I came twice with her.

Little Gina.

Similar to little Laura but slimmer and better looking, very pretty face. Speaks some English. Seems more sexually confident that she did a year ago. Lovely little arse and tits, but some post baby stretch marks on her belly. At one point her and Laura did some DFK while they were both being fucked. She allows licking but no fingering. I had one cum with her. Even just rubbing her gorgeous arse while she was bent over giving a BJ was a massive pleasure.

Little Bonny.

Visually not my type but better looking than her photos. I had my best session of the day with her. Again BJ covered, but she really got into me licking her arsehole. She sat up my face at one point and wanked the 2 guys on either side of her, before giving me an oily handjob to completetion. I really didn't fuck much here because the thick London condoms were just too thick and robbed most sensation.

Skinny Spacy.

I didn't recognize Spacy at first because she has lost an incredible 20 kilos, and I hadn't met her in a few years. She was the only house girl doing Bareblows but I didn't manage to cum with her despite her great deep throat blowjob.

Beautiful Kim.

Surely the hottest house girl in Insomnia these days. Had a session with her, but really mechanical and wouldn't allow DATY. Super beautiful face tho.

Old Lara.

I was chatting to old crazy Lara a bit throughout the day. She speaks reasonable English and is friendly enough. She used to give a great BBBJ but even she is doing covered now.

Otherwise I spent the day groping alot of the swingers when they were being fucked, and had a few dips in the jacuzzi. It really is a sexual circus there.

[VonderJohn]

I had a very active day the next day on the Thursday, report soon.

Will be waiting anxiously for it, along with potential reasons as to why it was an active experience this time.

[Wanking]

I'm glad you enjoyed it tho. Sets the expectations for those visiting Insomnia.

I had a very active day the next day on the Thursday, report soon.

[VonderJohn]

Day 1.


The girl returned to the bar for a quick drink before we were all kicked out.

I invited her back to my hotel but she declined, although she promised to show up at Insomnia the following night but never did.

Still a very memorable night.

Thank you for that detailed report filled with suspense! It seems you eventually had a good time scoring with that American lady. But your experience reflects Insomnia's main issues:

1) You greatly have to depend on your luck. Nothing is guaranteed even if it was a fully fledged fuck night. House girls may not give you a turn and guests may not be comfortable shagging.

2) Limited action throughout the night. Chatting more than fucking (not sure if that's the case during the day!

3) Few house girls (only 2).

To me it looks more like a random social event with occasional fucking.

I'm glad you enjoyed it tho. Sets the expectations for those visiting Insomnia.

[Wanking]

Day 1.

This was a bizarre kind of night!

Arrived at my hotel in Berlin about 8 pm. Plan was to hit Insomnia for SM Wednesday night mostly because big arse house girl Tessa was on Duty. I have been wanking over her pics on the insomnia website for the last 6 months, and as she wasn't rostered in for the Thursday GB I wanted to make sure I would finally get to fuck her.

I wasn't planning hitting insomnia till after 10 pm when the price drops to 80 eur, also in my experience real swingers often show up later in the evening.

There is a Thai restaurant near Annie Porsche that I like, and seen as I had time to kill, I decided to swing by that way. When I walked up from gneisenaustraße you bahn station, I noticed 2 ambulances outside Annie Porsche. Walked down for a nose, and noticed the stretcher outside the door, and then the paramedics wheeled a guy out who was completely naked with just a couple of towels covering him. ID say he was 50 max, and not overweight either. Anyone from here??

Then Tina came running down the stairs wearing only a teeshirt with her pussy showing! She had the guys locker key in her hand and called one of the paramedics back. I asked her what happened and she said "Heart Attack! She ran back up the stairs with her big arse wobbling all the way. Then a minute later the paramedic returned carrying the guys belongings in a plastic bag. I then went for my Thai meal.

Got to insomnia at 10 pm, paid my 80 eur in, felt it was too expensive for a few hours but I was keen to meet Tessa. The Tango dancing was going on up in the main room, and some attractive women came in for that while I was changing in the dark hallway.

The SM party was taking place down in the basement, and I've always been curious about that basement since it opened a few years ago. Its a completely dedicated little club down there with toilets, showers, its own bar and various sex rooms. Also there are beds, massage tables and the gyno chair at the back. Unlike the high up gyno chair upstairs this one is low down and it's easy to fuck a girl on it. There was also a table with big assortment of whips and canes.

There were 2 ladies on duty Tessa and an older SM Lady, a girl behind the bar and about 6 blokes at that stage. Tessa was playing with 2 guys by the gyno chair, regular sex and not anything SM related. I didn't feel ready to jump in as I had just arrived but didn't want to let the opportunity slip. She was just as sexy in reality as in her pics. She certainly seems to be a real nymph, but I was disappointed her blows were covered. Still I had a good 20 minutes with her, licking, fingering and fucking her but I wasn't ready to cum before she finished. I was licking her for a bit then a guy wanted to take over with a vibrator and she squirted a huge load of juice all over the ground. Then she called it a night, and just hung around the club till 1 am. Great to finally meet her.

Sat at bar and got chatting to a friendly bloke from Dubai. Then about 11 pm a young American burd in her mid 20's came in. Tall and voluptuous and wearing a very conservative long dress. She sat up at the bar, then a smooth German of about 40 moved in started chatting her up.

Then a young couple arrived, and the girl was a stunning looking young petit blonde. They were wearing some great looking bondage gear. They didn't hang around long and went in to fuck in the Dungeon themed room, they didn't mind anyone looking but they didn't want anyone joining in. I think they left after an hour.

Then another couple in bondage gear arrived. The girl looked hot but was wearing a mask. They indulged in some light SM all night but didn't fuck. She had her lovely tits on display.

I was now chatting to the American girl and the smooth German bloke. She said she wanted to be spanked but didn't want sex. She was real clear she didn't want any sex LOL. I asked was she into having her arse licked and she said No.

So the smooth German took her over to a massage table and a few guys followed. She was more than happy with a crowd. She bent over the table and your man lifted her long skirt, and she was wearing see thru tights, with no knickers. She had a massive arse that I wanted to lick badly and my cock was now fully erect, hard as it's ever been. I ditched my jocks and just remained in my black teeshirt for the remainder of the night.

So the German bloke gave her a light spanking while the blokes were groping her all over. She asked for it harder but the bloke didn't feel too comfortable hitting her hard. Then she aksed that her clothes be removed. We all helped strip her off. Man she was a bit fat but a fine looking tall girl, about 5'8'. Pretty face, dark blonde hair and medium tits. Now the older house lady was on the scene and she proceeded to give the girl a right hard spanking for about 10 minutes, really reddening her big arse and causing some bruising. The girl seemed to be in extacy with it. When it was over the girl dressed up and went to the bar for a drink. I joined her along with smooth German.

Then around midnight another couple entered the club. An Icelandic couple, and this girl was absolutely stunning. Tall blue eyed blonde about 25, shoulder length really blonde hair about 5'10 in her bare feet. Completely Scandinavian looking. Surely the best looking girl I have ever seen in Insomnia. Her bloke was a tall guy with a beard about 30. I could tell they were newbies, he was very protective of her.

They got talking to the American girl and the German bloke and the 4 went and sat down for a drink. Then they all went down the back for a session. A few of followed but the Icelandic bloke requested some privacy. Ok we backed off, I sensed as they were newbies give them a chance to relax a bit. I then snook down for a look and the American girl was giving the Icelandic a blowjob, and fuck me he had a cock about a foot long. His beautiful Girl was standing there with her trousers off and her beautiful arse and pussy on display but she wasn't doing anything with the German guy. Then the Icelandic couple left and the German guy finally got stuck into the American. He was struggling a bit and asked for some privacy. He finished up about 1 am and left. Then the Yank went off to the Dungeon with Iceland couple, they asked for privacy and had a session. By 1. 30 am they went to leave, and the American one was back at the bar.

Man I was feeling frustrated at this stage but I had enjoyed the evening despite the lack of action. I got chatting to the American girl, and just took her by the hand down the back. I laid her down, pulled up her long dress, she was wearing nothing else, and buried my face in her musky pussy. She got really wet with my licking. Turned her over and gave her arse a good rimming. Put a heavy duty London condom on, and fucked her hard for about 10 minutes until I exploded. By that stage the 2 remaining blokes in the club had moved in on her.

Binca the bar lady was now calling time and I had a couple of whiskey cokes.

The girl returned to the bar for a quick drink before we were all kicked out.

I invited her back to my hotel but she declined, although she promised to show up at Insomnia the following night but never did.

Still a very memorable night.

[VonderJohn]

The girls available are shown for the different dates.

http://www.insomnia-berlin.de/custom...ll/partys.html

I checked that. The available girls are those who registered their names on the right? Tessa's nickname should be simply 'Tessa'? Couldn't find her yet.

[Wanking]

Would it be a good idea if I simply e-mail Insomnia and ask them when would Tessa and Gina be available? Or they don't usually reply to such e-mails? I don't think there's any loss from their side if they simply inform the customer when certain house girls will be available. Has anyone tried that?

The girls available are shown for the different dates.

http://www.insomnia-berlin.de/custom...ll/partys.html

[VonderJohn]

I see big arse Tessa hasnt been rostered in for this Thursday. Oh well. I'm used to bad luck. Voluptuous young Gina is in the line up, very pretty and lovely body. I still have fond memories of giving her arse a good lick last year.

Would it be a good idea if I simply e-mail Insomnia and ask them when would Tessa and Gina be available? Or they don't usually reply to such e-mails? I don't think there's any loss from their side if they simply inform the customer when certain house girls will be available. Has anyone tried that?

[Wanking]

Well if you go there on Thursday, you are guaranteed some basic action off the house girls at least. You are right about the actual swingers being hit and miss.

I see big arse blonde Tessa has been rostered in the last couple of Thursdays, and I hope she will be there on Thurs 10th when I'm planning to visit.

I see big arse Tessa hasnt been rostered in for this Thursday. Oh well. I'm used to bad luck. Voluptuous young Gina is in the line up, very pretty and lovely body. I still have fond memories of giving her arse a good lick last year.

[Wanking]

Apart from luck, you can't really depend on anything. The payment only obliges them to give you drinks and a safe place for your stuff. That's it.

Well if you go there on Thursday, you are guaranteed some basic action off the house girls at least. You are right about the actual swingers being hit and miss.

I see big arse blonde Tessa has been rostered in the last couple of Thursdays, and I hope she will be there on Thurs 10th when I'm planning to visit.