D. F. Escorts

[UrDream]

Raven returned the money. So that was very nice of her.

I met Georgiacaeli instead on Twitter. She is from Argentina and she came to my hotel. A little expensive but well worth it. Her performance matched what I read about Raven. I paid for an hour but she stayed for more time.

[AquaWatt]

Raven Lawson is dishonest and a scammer. She didn't finalize my appointment until I paid $200 and after I paid she says she has another appointment and can't meet me and didn't return my money.

It's hard to know who's more to blame. A girl who flakes or a monger dumb enough to pay a deposit. Rather than doing that put down $25 for a membership so you can DM others and we'll make sure you're not calling the wrong girl. RTFF and you'll find lots of complaints about how unreliable Mexican chicas are. These girls all have'ta contend with demands of family, jobs, kids, school, traffic, etc. Hell she could've had a bad encounter with a dangerous or abusive john and be too freaked out to touch her phone now. There's probably an explanation not that you'll ever get one. It is what it is.

Not really sure but I think Raven flaked on me last year but boy am I glad I called her again. Ann Ginnt is another one who flaked on me once. No apology no explanation. I've repeated with her sense and didn't mention it. There's been others and every time that happens I always send a text saying I'm sorry we didn't get together and I hope you're okay. No use getting pissed because that won't get you anywhere.

[LovesToSploog]

Can you post up the Twitter account you found her. Perhaps she may not be the right one since people tend to use others profiles. After I can send you a twitter link to an account that you can post about this incident.

I texted her yesterday regarding an appointment today. She told me to send $200 to confirm the appointment. I sent $200 today morning and texted her and she is now saying she has other appointments and I'm leaving CDMX tomorrow morning. She is not responding to texts anymore. Can't believe I got scammed by her.

[UrDream]

Raven Lawson is dishonest and a scammer. She didn't finalize my appointment until I paid $200 and after I paid she says she has another appointment and can't meet me and didn't return my money. Be careful with this scammer. I blindly believed the reviews here and sent her 200.

I have her messages on Twitter to prove. We agreed to 2 pm appointment next day and she said she will finalize once I send her 200 at least two hours before appointment. I sent her 200 at 9 am more than two hours before 2 pm. She then texted me that she can't meet me because she has another appointment. She was dishonest and hasn't returned my money. Avoid this scammer and others who ask for money before meeting you.

[UrDream]

I texted her yesterday regarding an appointment today. She told me to send $200 to confirm the appointment. I sent $200 today morning and texted her and she is now saying she has other appointments and I'm leaving CDMX tomorrow morning. She is not responding to texts anymore. Can't believe I got scammed by her.

[Juan Carter]

Thank you, AquaWatt! Your review motivated me to move Raven to the top of my "got to try" list and having tried, she jumps past "Must Repeat" to "Favoritas".

I think she said she is 23, I don't know. I was so taken with her and our idle chat that I neglected to collect the vital statistics that I habitually report. Suffice to say that she is trim, attractive, frisky and fun to be with. She is thoroughly inked so my photos below are more demure than usual.

Lots of smiles, giggles and thrilling, deep kisses. I have been blessed with great GFEs of late and she gets 5 stars. Sweet breath, sweet personality, sweet conchita, even her tattoos tasted sweet.

We enjoyed a phenomenal mutual oral and deep, deep throat. She rolls her eyes in pleasure! We started doggie because she told me she likes it best and I promised to return and finish there. But on the flip, she hung her legs over my shoulders. After a while, she is amazingly flexible, she peeked her chin over her knees and I could not contain myself. I had to promise a doggie finish when I see her next.

I refuse to report how ridiculously little she tried to charge me. Even with a generous tip I am ashamed to admit how little I paid. Please tip her to her value to you. Everything that isn't painful or nasty at no extra charge. My highest recommendation.

[NGenTot3]

This review is a long time coming.

First of all, I would like to thank the man himself JC for being so generous with his time and information.

I actually first contacted JC last year when I was in town with family but unfortunately I wasn't able to sneak out to utilize his information.

Couple other times since then, similar circumstances happen and all the time JC was gracious and generous.

Finally, last month I have a free day in CDMX and JC again make a few recommendations. I went with Scarlett Sise and Ann Ginnt.

I promise JC reviews so here they are. Both girls have been well reviewed so I'l just add my experiences.

Scarlett Sise.

Great communication and she was only 20 minutes late which is pretty much on time LOL.

She came in looking hot in a black dress and have a sexy face. I couldn't wait to get my hands on her.

We chatted a bit and slowly move onto the bed. I enjoyed slowly undressing her.

She's thin, A cup, with a cute ass. Lots of tattoos. I got LFK and BBBJ from her.

We did multiple positions and while in missionary she asked if it's OK if she squirts.

I've never experienced it before so I said go for it.

I'm glad that it happened but it really doesn't do anything for me LOL.

Her service is great and can be quite freaky.

I gave her 1,200 for 1 hour session.

Ann Ginnt.

She's one of the girls that I really want to meet and luckily she was available.

Originally I book her for 4 p but due to unforeseen circumstances I had to delay it until 6 p.

She was very understanding and we had great communication throughout the afternoon.

Finally the time has come and she knocked at the door. I was happy with what I saw.

She is cute girl next door type. Like JC mentioned, you'd never think that she's an escort.

I'm into more cute than hot so for me, Ann Scarlett. I also love her spinner body.

She has a very nice personality too and we chatted for quite a bit.

I'm starting to worry about time so I got things started and we made out LOL.

She's a great kisser with DFK and then she moved down south. Awesome BBBJ.

I had seen Scarlett few hours before so it took very long for me to bust and she was a champ.

We keep switching positions whenever one of us got tired and we're both sweating bullets.

We did many positions but my favorite was when she's on top facing away and put both her legs under my thigh.

After I bust, we just lay there totally spent and just chatted for a while.

We definitely went way over the time but she was not a clock watcher.

Afterwards we took shower together and said our goodbyes.

Total damage was 1,200 pesos.

Thanks again JC and hope to meet you on my next visit to CDMX.

Cheers!

[Juan Carter]

Dani Regia messaged me that she was in CDMX for a few days from Monterrey and I jumped at the chance. I had seen her in February and was very happy to repeat. See my post 564 dated 2-27-19.

She is tiny, just 4'11" and weighs 106 lbs. She is close to 30 but looks younger with her baby face and petite frame. He bottom is full, up top 32-be naturals with pert nips. She is cute, short of beautiful, with very Mexican features and a morena. Her body is okay, less than toned. Zero ink.

I have only rarely experienced as perfect a GFE with a pro. Deep, warm and generous kisses with lots of tongue, lips and little nibbles. Cuddles and nudging, hint: kiss behind her ears. I have never before thought to include this in a review because fingering is an expectation in CDMX but the Tijuana board taught me a new acronym FIV. She loved her DATY and was so tight I was unsure if I could 2 FIV. Her BBBJ is deep and perfect and she took that to 69. She is an extraordinarily wonderful lay. She said we clicked.

She is smart, well educated and well read. Her English is excellent. Her hourly rate of $1200 includes DFK!, DATY, deep BBBJ, 69, MSOG. She doesn't anal and won't squirt on you. If you don't tell her you have hobbied in Tijuana she will enjoy having you excite her G-Spot.

[Juan Carter]

"If you've got a good horse, ride it". I have been riding my favorite girls with no regret. I trust that you have learned to use the Central Mexico "Search Forum" tool, it will help you isolate previous reviews by myself and others.

Carla charges $1200 an hour on Tlalpan as she lives near Metro Xola. She charges $200 to leave that area. She very rarely works after 5 pm but if she does, she will charge $200 more.

I saw her yet again today and will surely repeat. She is 27 years old, 4'11" and weighs 99 lbs. 34-be. A little stingy with kisses, open but not deep. Loves DATY, great BBBJ and 69. Vigorous cowgirl.

[AquaWatt]

I am curious what others think of these suggestions, if anyone has a particular favorite, and if folks think I would get more ladies inclined to meet if I were to arrange a meeting at Harare.

Yeah! Great list. I'm not sure all those ladies are going to be available on a Saturday though so you'd better have something lined up a couple of days out. I've repeated with Raven Lawson and my review is here. Once was at my airport hotel. She's never flaked on me but I can't say that for one of the others. I'm not naming that one because she's still on my give her another chance list.

[Juan Carter]

Anyway, I've got all day on Saturday before an early flight.

I am looking for young, skinny women with good feedback for a best case scenario of an outcall to my airport hotel on a Sat. Here's my current list of prospects. Scarlett Sise, Raven Lawson, LunaSB, Sofia Sayun, ReginaSB, Khyara and Selah.

I am curious what others think of these suggestions, if anyone has a particular favorite, and if folks think I would get more ladies inclined to meet if I were to arrange a meeting at Harare.

Will post reviews upon conclusion of meeting.

Thanks community!

The only one on your list who won't go to the Harare or anywhere on Tlalpan is Khyara. Good selection. Schedule one or two days in advance and confirm the morning of your date.

[Member #4630]

I've got an upcoming long layover in Mexico City this weekend and have found this forum very helpful in preliminary planning. I purchased my bitcoin and am currently awaiting it to clear my bank so that I can send over to the forum for paid membership and am hopeful that this will happen soon.

Anyway, I've got all day on Saturday before an early flight on Sunday AM. I've currently booked a room near the airport at the Hilton for ease of getting out super early on Sunday morning and have also booked a room at Hotel Harare which can be cancelled.

I am looking for young, skinny women with good feedback for a best case scenario of an outcall to my airport hotel on a Sat. Here's my current list of prospects. Scarlett Sise, Raven Lawson, LunaSB, Sofia Sayun, ReginaSB, Khyara and Selah.

I am curious what others think of these suggestions, if anyone has a particular favorite, and if folks think I would get more ladies inclined to meet if I were to arrange a meeting at Harare.

Will post reviews upon conclusion of meeting.

Thanks community!

[LovesToSploog]

You were in Mexico City for three days and it seems like you did not have a good time in terms of finding chickas, I am wondering to myself and asking what the hell did you do wrong. Seems like you were either ill informed or didn't research correctly. Take this advice and for those who are traveling to Mexico City learn from this:

1. Get a Charles Schwab checking account, you will get the best rate and you can withdraw from any ATM with reimbursement at the end of the month. Cut that bullshit 14:1, I got 19.1:1 when I was there the beginning of July.

2. Why are you depending on one Uber driver, there are thousands to choose from and it is not like the red light districts for picking up prostitutes are any secret. ANY Uber driver will know where they are at (Tlalpan, Merced, and Sullivan), however, yes stay away at night.

3. Escorts are way better than street meat.

4. Use Twitter, I am not sure how advance you have to be to make a BURNER ACCOUNT but this is the best way to contract escorts at any time of day or night. You do not need a middle man to rip you off, PROSTITUTION IS LEGAL in Mexico City so using an agency is pointless since Mexico City is the second largest metropolis in the Americas.

5. Yes you can use an American credit card to buy domestic Mexican flight tickets direct. I just bought my tickets from Tijuana to Mexico City with Viva Aerobus and my flight back with Interjet in Mexican pesos using an Uber Barclaycard credit card without any problems.

If you truly want to enjoy yourself, it takes time and research, it's easy to look up escorts and p4 p when you are at your destination but obviously that's the easiest way to scam and cheat someone since we are quick to respond to something right there. Had you at least look at this thread at least 5 pages in, then you would have had a better time, there are no real secrets to hide here, it just depends how willing you are to get what you want.

Friday.

Touchdown in Mexico City. Start my morning with one cambio exchange in Baggage Claim offering a paltry 14:1 rate. WTF. Gave $40 not to make a scene. Get my pesos, leave baggage claim into arrivals hall and there's 30+ cambio booths offering the correct 18:1 ratio. Oops LOL. Take a bus to my hotel Capital O brand near Plaza Garbaldi / Bella Artes. Am stunned by Mexico in summer supposed to be hot but here in CDMX easily high 60's tops. In July. Ate near Zocolo, thought my waitress, not prettiest, would be down for a freebie but couldn't get that. Got an Uber driver to take me to Santa Fe to check out modern high rise scenery. He gave me his direct ph# offered to take me late at night to check out P4 P action.

Uber at night. Popped a pill. Said 10:30 pm. Then 11 pm. Then 12 am. Then 12:30 am. Fi nally at 12:35 am he texted me he just hit a pothole and got a flat tire has to get a tow. Can't do tonight but also warned me if I'm going around him when hiring different ride to where P4 P is at, STAY IN CAR do NOT get out on foot after 10 pm.

In hindsight typing this, should have called HIM an Uber to meet me I hop in, and we go together as passengers in a different Uber. In real life, I walked back to hotel and folded up pissed at life. Oops.

Saturday.

Pissed about last night, messaged fellow monger Juan Carter if he has any escort recommendations. Was eyeing at Khyara, Carter green lighted her. Was also trying to look Blog de Busti, but of all the weeks all year, Busti's site was down for server maintenance for 5+ days FML. Did a morning run to Teotihuacan pyramids, thought I had another freebie opp with a tourist from Amsterdam, her home is Dutch but she was actually Iranian. If she didn't mention that I thought she was caucasian. Too bad she was Dutch and not Danish / Swedish / Norwegian those women will always say yes to NSA sex. Every time. Dutch not so much.

What I thought would be a few hours at pyramids ended up being 7+ hours. Went back to town via bus and subway, read forum on Wal-Mart. Saw dozens of girls lined up along Ave Colosio. Their attention was focused on vehicle based duds and here I am on foot motioning to a few of the cute ones but they didn't seem to care about me. Okay then. So while walking, away one cute girl was walking same direction, so I sort of followed her, she disappeared into nearby Hotel Ibero a block away, guessing that's their HQ?

Took Uber to next alleged site, Calle Captain James Sullivan, found no girls, probably too early, only 7 pm and BAAM starts raining cats and dogs. Took another Uber back to my Garbaldi hotel to rethink my game plan. Started to eyeball and send WhatsApp to at Misa Imane but first took a 30 minute power nap.

Slept thru power nap alarm waking up at 3:30 am. No that did not just happen. And I wanted a damn good bistek too.

Sunday.

Admitting defeat I knew where I could salvage something in Monterrey so the weekend is not completely lost. Uber to west end bus station (subway could've worked too) Bus from West End Bus direct to Toluca Airport. Got there 90 minutes early check in wasn't ready yet. 2 pm VivaAerobus to Monterrey, arrived before 4 pm, another bus from MTY aeropuerto direct to Monterrey Bus Centro Station. Go to Twitter house at MichelDepa that promised 8 girls on 204 Calle Arista, between Espinoza and Ruperto. Take Uber there.

There are 3 out of shape gordas I wouldn't go near with a 20 ft pole. They point it's 5:45 pm and they close at 6 pm on Sundays, and I'm screaming I've flown in from CDMX cut me a break and bring me your flakas. Where are the flakas, all gorda gtfo. I never got a straight answer, they referred me to the damn door.

I kind of wanted to smash a brick thru the glass

Mexico City.

-sucks that I bumbled that opportunity, but barring some major earth quake it will be there for a redo. VivaAerobus has decent flights MTY-TLC or even Reynosa REX-MEX. Viva is a learning curve to get a damn ticket, cannot pay with US bank cards for Mexico domestic routes, so either find a friend in Mexico to purchase airfare for you and venmo them, or for $5-8 extra purchase Viva flight with Kiwi. BUT after booking flight via Kiwi, need to email Viva directly asking them to assign a random seat so your boarding pass can be available to print off Viva's website.

-Keeping eyes peeled to see when starlet Frida Sante is making a stopover trip to CDMX. I thought I had her this time but her home country tour was June not July so she was long gone when I got there. Damnit.

[Juan Carter]

Except for Ferr at the party, I have been seeing only favorites. It has been nine months since I last saw Zayra and that is far too long. See my post #460 dated 10/30/18.

Zayra is a graphic arts student. She is 24 years old, 5'2" and weighs 105 lbs. She says she wears a 34-be. They are tiny but well formed with pert little nips. She has a pretty face, beautiful long black hair and perfect teeth. Her smile, quick and brilliant. She is artfully inked. Her bottom is jaw-dropping below a thin waist. When you see those photos on Scarlet Sise's page, Zayra's is the better ass.

Her kisses are warm and freely given with lots of tongue and lip but not deep. We did a lot of necking and touching. As we both became ready and before DATY, she went down on me and as soon as she started she presented herself for 69. I don't know if it is because our sizes meshed or if she has a special hovering technique, but have never had a more pleasant and long lasting mutual oral.

After BBBJ, most mount me in cowgirl. Zayra knows her best asset and went to all fours. Her lovely bottom, thin waist and doggie "style" precluded me from another position. As you know, I am incapable of seconds.

She charges $1200 an hour + $200 BBBJ. No anal. She does trios with Scarlet Sise for $1200 each. I will certainly repeat.

[CenTexCrash]

I apologize in advance. When I say "I'll try to keep this brief" that's a blantant lie.

Thursday and Friday.

When trying to take advantage of flights to Central and South America out of Monterrey are almost half or less than half price of any Texas or any US airport, I thought I could sneak a quickie while blowing thru Nuevo Laredo Thursday night or in Monterrey Friday morning. Visions of Spa Osiris were looking good.

This seemed like a good idea on paper but when applied out in the field, too many unforseen delays and hold ups ended up putting off mongering all together.

So no outbound Monterrey action en route to South America. Argentina here I come. After loading up on lists on BairesGirls and several "Hola disp?" on WhatsApp.

Saturday.

Touchdown 10 am EZE. Was looking forward to sampling the locals at a pace of maybe 2 or 3 sessions / day. These next few entries are brief recaps of how that panned out.

Bredyta. Lost 2 hours of mongering on count of trying to access currency (scroll down for that xp) Got there (finally) at 5 pm. Possibly not girl in pics, chunkier girl w / tats. Only did 2 sessions no kissing, wanted $1000 P.S. More for BBBJ.

UPDATE: Re-examined the BairesGirls listing and cross searching feature to find 3 girls using same phone# although 2 are probably fake pics / don't exist so got stuck with existing fugly one. Also out of the way up in the suburbs.

Marina. Group of girls. Bait and switched. They said Marina not here but here's Anto or Alexa. Went with Anto, curvy but frisky. Many positions BBBJ and finished in mouth. Second session gave her oral, then slid it in bareback, she was in the mood, was courteous and pulled out to you load on her body.

Didn't get that massage I was promised.

Sunday.

Becky. Rocking brown body, nice figure, boobs were absolutely perfect, face was more of a Mayan / Inca appearance. New to trade but heart is in right place. Session was at 2:30 but I freshened up first so we didn't start until 2:45. Good BBBJ, then various positions. Cuddled, ate her out, at 3:25 she said motioned to wrap it up. Told her spend the last 5 minutes for another BBBJ, she caved and went for it, spending 12 minutes this time facial finish. She practiced a few basic English phrases with me, says I'm her 4th English speaking dud.

Works in apt with her older sister, one of few options available on Sundays.

Monday.

Dayra- Had Monday late afternoon flight. Wanted a morning session. Texted despite photos somewhat suspect. Got strung along for a 10 am session which became 11 am which became 12:30 was 10 minutes away subway connections she texts around 12 pm "I'm her flatmate. Dayra is running late. This isn't like her. If you want here's my listing. " Link to SexySabor user Maci. Looked so so. Pressed into her she finally sent a real unaltered pic of Dayra which looked nothing like girl in pics. With 4 pm flight on horizon at 12:30, called it off.

Tuesday.

Mongering put on hold in Mendoza / San Juan for SOLAR ECLIPSE.

Wednesday.

Arona- Landed at 11 am (shouldve eaten in airport before embarking) Got a hold of her said meet at 3 pm. Then 3 pm became 4 pm then 5 pm. Her place is way up in the burbs not near centro. Get to her place and there's a police raid happening and they're questioning everyone going in and out of the building. I tell her I feel better waiting this out. 15 minutes after police leave I show up and she scolds me for not being there at 5 pm she has a 6 pm lined up so best she can do is 30 minutes. I left. It is her in pics, in person she has bags under eyes and pics are closed mouth because her teeth and gums are flimsy from smoking. With what little daylight I had left wanted some photo ops and around 6:30 realized I still hadn't eaten yet so had a nice Argentine steak on Ave Florida.

Calu. Listing looked promising, other paying clients claimed she looks more Asian than Latina. Had answered previous Whatsapp inquires last few days. And she operates down the street from the steakhouse I chowed down at so win win. The one time I really could've relied on her to answer timely she was MIA. Damnit.

Paola. Still Wednesday night finished my steak, caved and waving the white flag I texted the place that I sought Marina and got Anto instead. They insisted just show up any time before 1 am. Got there and this time they had 5 girls including Anto. Went with skinny well proportioned girl Paola. Yet another talent from Paraguay. Blonde, face looked semi-Brazilian. Offers anal to some but said I was too gifted wouldn't fit. Damn. Got endless DFK with taste of watermelon gum she was chewing. BBBJ, covered all positions, unloaded in her willing mouth. Got a body massage, warmed back up and started another session nearly identical to first. Finished in condom this time. Thanked her, on way out talked to Anto for a little bit.

Thursday.

Telma- one for the road. Was hoping for 2 but timing wasn't working for me. Wanted to check out the La Boca Tourist Trap earliest girls could see me is 12 or 1. Countered with sightseeing first then bang girl late afternoon. Telma set me for 4 pm. Acted a fool in La Boca then popped a pill and ran back to Centro and got briefly questioned by apartment doorman and went up to her 15th floor. She answers. It's her in pics but she listed herself as Argentine but in person admitted she's yet another Paraguayan. DFK the second I walked in and went to town. Accidentally still had phone in pocket, made a joke about taking pics and to my surprise she green lighted the opp. She even took some of the pics. All the BBBJ and all the positions. Did anal at one point. Gave her facial some in mouth some on eye. Showered up, cuddled, then round 2 was on, put phone away this time to actually enjoy the moment, too tired for anal but everything else went. Finished missionary. Tried to strike up more talk but she barked in a polite tone it's 4:50 and she's got a 5 pm waiting in lobby. Showered up. Walked across street to hotel for luggage (convenient I'll admit) took subway to Tienda Leon bus to ride off to EZE and flee the continent.

Happy 4th, BTW.

Friday.

Touchdown in Mexico City. Start my morning with one cambio exchange in Baggage Claim offering a paltry 14:1 rate. WTF. Gave $40 not to make a scene. Get my pesos, leave baggage claim into arrivals hall and there's 30+ cambio booths offering the correct 18:1 ratio. Oops LOL. Take a bus to my hotel Capital O brand near Plaza Garbaldi / Bella Artes. Am stunned by Mexico in summer supposed to be hot but here in CDMX easily high 60's tops. In July. Ate near Zocolo, thought my waitress, not prettiest, would be down for a freebie but couldn't get that. Got an Uber driver to take me to Santa Fe to check out modern high rise scenery. He gave me his direct ph# offered to take me late at night to check out P4 P action.

Uber at night. Popped a pill. Said 10:30 pm. Then 11 pm. Then 12 am. Then 12:30 am. Fi nally at 12:35 am he texted me he just hit a pothole and got a flat tire has to get a tow. Can't do tonight but also warned me if I'm going around him when hiring different ride to where P4 P is at, STAY IN CAR do NOT get out on foot after 10 pm.

In hindsight typing this, should have called HIM an Uber to meet me I hop in, and we go together as passengers in a different Uber. In real life, I walked back to hotel and folded up pissed at life. Oops.

Saturday.

Pissed about last night, messaged fellow monger Juan Carter if he has any escort recommendations. Was eyeing at Khyara, Carter green lighted her. Was also trying to look Blog de Busti, but of all the weeks all year, Busti's site was down for server maintenance for 5+ days FML. Did a morning run to Teotihuacan pyramids, thought I had another freebie opp with a tourist from Amsterdam, her home is Dutch but she was actually Iranian. If she didn't mention that I thought she was caucasian. Too bad she was Dutch and not Danish / Swedish / Norwegian those women will always say yes to NSA sex. Every time. Dutch not so much.

What I thought would be a few hours at pyramids ended up being 7+ hours. Went back to town via bus and subway, read forum on Wal-Mart. Saw dozens of girls lined up along Ave Colosio. Their attention was focused on vehicle based duds and here I am on foot motioning to a few of the cute ones but they didn't seem to care about me. Okay then. So while walking, away one cute girl was walking same direction, so I sort of followed her, she disappeared into nearby Hotel Ibero a block away, guessing that's their HQ?

Took Uber to next alleged site, Calle Captain James Sullivan, found no girls, probably too early, only 7 pm and BAAM starts raining cats and dogs. Took another Uber back to my Garbaldi hotel to rethink my game plan. Started to eyeball and send WhatsApp to at Misa Imane but first took a 30 minute power nap.

Slept thru power nap alarm waking up at 3:30 am. No that did not just happen. And I wanted a damn good bistek too.

Sunday.

Admitting defeat I knew where I could salvage something in Monterrey so the weekend is not completely lost. Uber to west end bus station (subway could've worked too) Bus from West End Bus direct to Toluca Airport. Got there 90 minutes early check in wasn't ready yet. 2 pm VivaAerobus to Monterrey, arrived before 4 pm, another bus from MTY aeropuerto direct to Monterrey Bus Centro Station. Go to Twitter house at MichelDepa that promised 8 girls on 204 Calle Arista, between Espinoza and Ruperto. Take Uber there.

There are 3 out of shape gordas I wouldn't go near with a 20 ft pole. They point it's 5:45 pm and they close at 6 pm on Sundays, and I'm screaming I've flown in from CDMX cut me a break and bring me your flakas. Where are the flakas, all gorda gtfo. I never got a straight answer, they referred me to the damn door.

I kind of wanted to smash a brick thru the glass door.

Took Uber back to station to head back to Nuevo Laredo. Missed bus by ten minutes had to wait 1 h40 m for next bus, so I got to be super cranky in the Bus Centro for almost 2 hours.

In Nuevo Laredo, taxis are allergic to bus stations for some reason, had to walk 4 blocks to a gas station where I flagged a taxi while he's gassing up.

Walked across bridge, could not believe I got shut out of mongering in two of Mexico's biggest cities. Then Border Patrolled. Presented my passport, explained eclipse in South America and got directed into a quiet room. A man sits me down, and says he has some questions about this stamp from Egypt in 2017. Asked me all kinds of questions about IEDs and ISIS and trying to get me to slip up. I was firm on Look that was leisure over 2 years ago I don't remember exact details, do you have any questions relating to Argentina and Mexico in the last 7 days, and he kept steering back to Egypt. Eventually they decided this wasn't getting anywhere and sent me on my way. Friend picked me up to his house where my car was waiting and back to Austin I slumped off to.

Verdict / Observations / Hindsight.

Buenos Aires.

Mongering.

-Use BairesGirls or if you're adventurous, ArgentinaXP. Message them via WhatsApp. WA should but if WA doesn't do it for you, add plus five four nine in front of the 10 digit phone number. Buenos Aires cellular numbers local listing says 11- but for Americans to text / dial needs to be punched as +54 9 11-.

-runs 2000 p equivalent of $45-48 USD. Sessions are one hour "no limits" but they don't expect guys to last after 2 pops, so after the second shot, they get dressed and show you the door.

-most girls are migrants from Paraguay, even the ones that list Argentina on their BairesGirls listing. What few Argentine women will probably run 2500 p and up.

-mostly incalls. Girls operate out of their own apartments or an apartment ran by mamasan. Pimping is illegal, so is streetwalking, but girls operating independently as "massage" fronts are fair game. Very few insist on outcalls to hotel. Unsure of girl friendly hotel taboo I didn't try that route first hand. BE FIRM. Some communal arrangements have multiple girls operating out of the same apartment using one cell phone. When reaching out via text, address them by name or show screenshots and be sure they're aware which girl you're talking about. Otherwise they'll just toss you a girl if you weren't specific.

-NO WALK INS. Zero flexibility like in Tijuana or Reynosa or Athens or Manila where you just show up / approach the girl. They're by appointment and just feels like so many hoops ladders to jump thru when I'm trying to juggle sightseeing with sampling the talent (See Arona).

-There were several regrets as far as girls I jotted down I really wanted to plow, but just ran out of time thanks to being dragged out with some girls. Not sure if above can be sped up with texting "Look girl, I'm in town for 48 hours only so can you squeeze me in like ASAP in the next hour?

Misc.

- Banks are closed on weekends and the exchange hunt can be a real battle. Out of 8 cambio booths, 6 of them will only deal with $50 and $100 notes, so the only 2 booths that would work with my wad of $20's had a Looooooong line to get pesos. Other option ATM? 7 banks all use one brand of ATM that dispenses a max 4000 peso ($95) with a flat fee of 430 peso ($11! Plan Argentine currency accordingly.

-transport / telecom / living: Like Mexico, T-Mobile latched on to Movistar has a solid 4 G connection. Uber is super cheap. Subways called Subte is easy, frequent, and flat fee of 19 p (about $0. 40). PEAK TIME WEEKDAY TRAINS PACKED CAN POTENTIALLY BE A PICK POCKET HAVEN. One quirk is auto street traffic follows Right Side Drive (American / Europe style) but for reasons unknown the Subte follows Left Side (British / Australia style) if you find out the hard way you entered a non refundable turnstile and you're facing the wrong way, go ahead and get on "wrong way" train and 1 or 2 stops down the line will give you a middle platform you can switch directions and resume the correct route. Decent equipped hotels near Zona Centro ran $18/ night in July, breakfast included.

-Espanol: For "You" instead of Tu they say Vos. Experienced this first hand both in traveling and mongering. The why and LL that makes a why sound in Spain / Mexico, in Buenos Aires it is a ZJ sound like French Bonjour so Mayo or Pollo sounds like Mazjo and poyzjo. Freaks. .

Mexico City.

-sucks that I bumbled that opportunity, but barring some major earth quake it will be there for a redo. VivaAerobus has decent flights MTY-TLC or even Reynosa REX-MEX. Viva is a learning curve to get a damn ticket, cannot pay with US bank cards for Mexico domestic routes, so either find a friend in Mexico to purchase airfare for you and venmo them, or for $5-8 extra purchase Viva flight with Kiwi. BUT after booking flight via Kiwi, need to email Viva directly asking them to assign a random seat so your boarding pass can be available to print off Viva's website.

-Keeping eyes peeled to see when starlet Frida Sante is making a stopover trip to CDMX. I thought I had her this time but her home country tour was June not July so she was long gone when I got there. Damnit.