D. F. Escorts

[RedBlanket]

Thanks to the miracle of Juan Carter (they don't call him JC for nothing! I had a date with Carla Prada and I am so glad I did. I concur with everything that Juan says in his review #308 (see below). She is smart, fun to talk to, attractive and gives tremendous service. She is petite, which I love. Her price is 1100 for an hour (JC had mistyped her price) and worth every penny. She requires a room key photo and is about 20 minutes away from the Amazonas if she's not there already. Highly recommended. Be good to her.

[PVMonger]

Busti finally let me down. His review of Luna Amor aka Lunita was too kind. Her self promotion on her Twitter page as a porn actress caused me to schedule too quickly. Had I taken the time to study the photos I would have realized she was not my type and probably not yours. The second best thing about Lunita is her 36 see cup bolt ONS but even those are so balloon like that a good tit job is impossible. She is not attractive in face or form. The best thing about her is that she tries hard and does everything, I mean everything, from anal to gang bangs. I took advantage with a CIM, that is "oral terminando en boca" in Spanish. No extra charge. Way overpriced at $1300.

What is this "Busti" you speak of? I tried Googling "busti cdmx" but nothing remotely on point came up.

[Juan Carter]

Busti finally let me down. His review of Luna Amor aka Lunita was too kind. Her self promotion on her Twitter page as a porn actress caused me to schedule too quickly. Had I taken the time to study the photos I would have realized she was not my type and probably not yours. The second best thing about Lunita is her 36 see cup bolt ONS but even those are so balloon like that a good tit job is impossible. She is not attractive in face or form. The best thing about her is that she tries hard and does everything, I mean everything, from anal to gang bangs. I took advantage with a CIM, that is "oral terminando en boca" in Spanish. No extra charge. Way overpriced at $1300.

[Juan Carter]

I immediately recognized when Barbie Lezzly offered girlfriends that she operated an agency. She said she herself was unavailable because she is in her period. She sent me photos of several girls and I ended up with one I did not choose, Sofia, who was heavier than I had expected even from the photos. Sofia has a very pretty face, is only 22, is rather immature for that age and lives at home with her parents. She says she has only been working for three weeks and only with Barbie, so inexperienced, she still sports a Bush. Zero tattoos or piercings, she is the pretty girl next door, just a bit chubby. She was surprisingly good in the sack with evident amateur ranking experience. She reluctantly agreed to DATY, said she did not like it, but moistened quickly and so much that I had to sleep away from that spot. She had excellent oral skills, BBBJ and never tired. She almost brought me to orgasm and when I stopped her, she mounted me bareback, cowboy style, then missionary, then finished doggy. She would not let me take photos and I cannot get those Barbie sent me to load.

Barbie brought her to the Hotel Amazonas and waited in the lobby. Barbie is very attractive, and a spinner and she is clearly worth the $1,500 charged by her agency. Sofia was a superior lay but not attractive enough for me in that price class. Barbie, I will pay $1,500 for if she calls as promised when she is "clean". In the meanwhile, Barbie keeps sending me photos of her other very attractive friends. I do not normally do agencies and $1,500 is the top of my budget. I hope Barbie herself calls me.

[Juan Carter]

Holy Cow! Exactly my preference in body type, just to hug tight her little frame excites me, my photo of her is below. Five foot 1/2 inch and only 93 lbs (42 kg.) Her face is okay, not a beauty but neither unattractive, just a bit more attractive than "regular". She is 25 and looks younger. She has two discreet tattoos. She has an equivalent to our bachelor degree in business administration and has worked at this for 5 years. She is wonderful, wonderful in the sack. DATY was as enjoyable for her as for me and she moistened immediately and evermore moistened and moaned. When I thought she had come and began to withdraw, she pulled my head back in and raised herself back to my lips. Then BBBJ, then 69, then BBBJ with deep, deep throat. Her BBBJ and deep kisses were enhanced by her very small mouth. She mounted me cowgirl and rode hard. I could not last beyond doggystyle, she arched her back and pushed back on to me in such rhythm that I could not try other positions this session. I am too old anymore for multiple pops that are included with her session.

She had had to cancel the day before, so she offered an hour for $1,000 for our 10 am session. Her regular hours are 10 am to 2 pm and reluctantly charges $200 more outside those times because she cares for a daughter. Her current price is $700 for 40 minutes, $1,000 for an hour. She offers trios with girlfriends, I do not know the price. I forgot to ask about anal but somehow I do not think it is on the table. Enjoyable conversation, she speaks a little English. She stayed for two hours + at no charge and I tipped far too little in retrospect. Very highly recommended if you like spinners as much as I do. As much as I want to report on new girls this trip, I must repeat with her.

[Juan Carter]

Just relocated to CDMX, I've seen what appear to be too good to be true Twitter accounts. Girls in somewhat polished photos. Perhaps covered somewhat in this blog, but can't dig out the reports. Are they all scams apart from Carter's and Busti's ladies? Please help me out, balls are busting.

Probably 90% of the legit escorts I know of have twitter accounts and there are dozens of others on twitter that are on my "do list". There are, of course, also scams on Twitter. As with Backpage or any other resource, you have to work to sort out the scams. Trusted reviews are the safest route. Too good to be true is a warning, stolen photos is a sign, even the ZonaDivas and MexicoBaires girls have Twitter accounts. Do browser searches on their phone numbers and photos to try to sort out the frauds. For the most part, Busti reviews have not failed me. There is no reason to have blue balls in CDMX. Regy Ayalha is in town through 2 February, I am seeing Midori tomorrow and Ayalha on Thursday. I hope to try some "new girls" sometime in the next few weeks. In a pinch, there are legitimate agencies that offer service for $1500 and less, nearly all of them also have Twitter accounts.

[Flpdpt]

Can you free up some space in your Inbox? I need to send you a message.

I love sex morning, noon, or night, and on this day I planned for all three. Jeramy from Colombia had replied to my WhatsApp messages, apparently not insulted that I sent accidentally copied a message to another girl and sent it to her. She was one of the girls with afternoon hours available, so we scheduled a late lunchtime session. This is a reason to get in contact with plenty of girls, as their available times vary from one to the next.

She required a photo of my room key, and a little after I sent it she was there at 1 PM. Jeramy was possibly the most attractive, facially, of the girls I got together with in Mexico City, probably on par with Regina. I was happy she let me get some photos.

The session was enjoyable but unremarkable; Jeramy kissed a bit, and was responsive when I ate her out. While her nice curvy body, with a suitably round Colombian ass (which I especially enjoyed that in doggy), made sex satisfying, and the 1100 pesos an hour made the price right. But while she was friendly, Jeramy was not passionate in the way I came to expect in CDMX. But maybe any comparisons are unfair, with the "gems" that were Regina, Sofia, Anna Maria and Julieta (more on the last three to come).

[WombatEd2]

Just relocated to CDMX, I've seen what appear to be too good to be true Twitter accounts. Girls in somewhat polished photos. Perhaps covered somewhat in this blog, but can't dig out the reports. Are they all scams apart from Carter's and Busti's ladies? Please help me out, balls are busting.

I don't know, for sure, about CDMX, but I follow a good number of these forums, and it seems pretty universal that the overwhelming majority of social network ads are either misleading (e. G. Wrong picture) or downright fraudulent. It's also pretty universal that, with proper care and far too much work, good connections can be made.

[Thunder52]

Just relocated to CDMX, I've seen what appear to be too good to be true Twitter accounts. Girls in somewhat polished photos. Perhaps covered somewhat in this blog, but can't dig out the reports. Are they all scams apart from Carter's and Busti's ladies? Please help me out, balls are busting.

[Juan Carter]

Are there any decent "massage" places in the Polanco area? Or WGs with apartments in the same area? I've searched Mileroticos and I think I've found a few but many seem to close early (9 pm) and since the concert doesn't start till 8:30 everything might be problematic. There simply won't be enough time to take the Metro to a love hotel for a chica meetup. And it will be too early to take the metro to the Zona Rosa for a quick bag, shag and skedaddle.

You can get an actual massage. There undoubtedly are independents who offer services and clandestine casas de citas, but incall locations are deep underground in CDMX. The only incall that I know of is the Erotika Sex Shop at 275 Insurgentes Sur, about half way between the Insurgentes Metro station (Line 1) and the Chilpanzingo station (Line 9). It is located next to the MetroBus parada Alvarado Obregon and to get to it via public transport requires a transfer from the Auditorio station (Line 7) and a MetroBus card. It is in Roma Norte, close to Polancao, but probably best reached by UBER unless you know the CDMX Metro / MetroBus ropes. It is open until 11:30 pm and usually has 5 or 6 tas gordibuenas who negotiate from the sex shop bar. There is a privado with a door that locks. Sometimes you might encounter a delgadita, weekends there is sometimes a "hotwife" who offers gangbangs and very rarely there are pornstar appearances but I don't know if the pornstars offer services. The regular girls are relatively inexpensive, you get what you pay for. If you find a "decent" incall through MilEroticos or BackPage or wherever, please post.

[PVMonger]

Question for you fellow will mongers in / around CDMX.

I will be visiting CDMX in March (with my wife who is going to attend a concert in the Auditorio Nacional) on the evening of March 22nd. We live in Puerto Vallarta and I monger there when I can so I'm more or less aware of the prices, etc. (at least in PV). But I don't know CDMX other than what I can find by looking at a map.

I know the concert will last a max of 2 hours and the Auditorio is close to the Polanco area so I'm looking for a quickie while she's at the concert.

Are there any decent "massage" places in the Polanco area? Or WGs with apartments in the same area? I've searched Mileroticos and I think I've found a few but many seem to close early (9 pm) and since the concert doesn't start till 8:30 everything might be problematic. There simply won't be enough time to take the Metro to a love hotel for a chica meetup. And it will be too early to take the metro to the Zona Rosa for a quick bag, shag and skedaddle.

Any assistance you guys could provide would be excellent. Thanks in advance.

[SenatorDavis]

Samantha, Samm, is an university student, age 20. No one could imagine her a working girl. Her classmates and family would be shocked. She won't allow photos of her face. She dates afternoons, after school, and arrived at my Amazonas room in her school garb with her book satchel. Not a beauty, but cute enough and especially with the bookworm glasses and radiant smile. I rate her face a 7. I like them thin and she is a flaquita with very big, beautiful, natural tits. She says she wears a 36 B but her cup size is at least one and maybe two sizes greater, see my photos. I told her to buy larger and her headaches would go away. She is 5'4" and weighs 99 lbs. Despite her huge knockers, I rate her body an 8 as it is that still of a girl and not yet a fully developed woman. Darn, for some reason my shot of her body won't upload. Trust me, nice and thin.

This girl shames me as a lecherous old man but I did her anyway, in every position I know except against the wall and reverse cowboy. She gives an excellent BBBJ and never tires. She is complacent and enthusiastic in the act but is still inexperienced, she lacks the trade tricks; the moans and "oh my god" cries of the fake orgasms. Maybe I am spoiled by the "Cleopatra" moves of my last girl, but I give her only an 8 + for service. Deep french kisses. She doesn't do anal under any circumstance. Poor Sam is in a brace from a motorcycle accident last month and is bruised but did every position, including knees over my shoulders but reverse cowgirl hurts her. $1100 pesos for 1 1/2 hours with BBBJ.

Unfortunately for me, I fear Samm may have gained a good 15 lbs after JC sreview. I met her at Hotel Plaza Belice s neAr Calle James Sullivan in Nov '17. She is kinda hard to converse / setup as she only uses twitter to communicate. Anyways, when I saw her in the lobby, I almost walked away and thought it may have been a switch job as her face was about a 4-5 (IMHO) and she didn't look like a spinner to me. I decided to put my "ugly stripper" theory to work and see if she puts in some work to compensate for lack of natural beauty. Wow. She aims to please. If you want a BBBJ w CIM for your hour, you will have it. She has some pretty decent edging technique as well. Nothing special when it comes to non BJ stuff and the body was a little dumpy which kinda kills it for me. Not a great talker, but will give a small giggle for whatever you say. So, there you have it, the bad w the good, set your expectations accordingly.

[Dtaylor1972]

The problem of what to do about flaky escorts is a frequent topic here and I think other mongers might benefit or perhaps have some better ideas. Undependable girls who just can't manage their time are a big pain..... But I'm not going to be the sucker who sits alone in a hotel room for 24 hours waiting for them to get their shit together. I think my approach to this problem is reasonable and I've never once flaked on a girl the way that dozens of them have flaked on me.

Cancelling same day just pisses them off, and is bad form! Even with a few hours notice. Remember in DF it may take an hour + to get across town!!

Simple solution. The way I went about it is do your research ahead of time. Make a list of who you are interested in.
Watch twitter and see who's posted as disponible. Where and where. (If they are across town .. you'll wait... if they are already in your area - little waiting!)
When you're ready. Message a few and see who bites first. And if they have a promo. And set it up.

During my trip never waited more than 20 minutes for them to show. No fuss, no muss! Limit your advanced scheduling to the higher end girls, and you may find your problem disappears!

[Juan Carter]

Had a chance to get away for a weekend in DF early this month. Sampled 2 of twitters finest.

Thanks for a great report and the introduction of new girls to the thread. Yours are concise and fact filled reviews that afford me everything I need to know. I was able to locate both of your girls for subsequent contact. The off-topic information is also appreciated.

[Juan Carter]

Honestly Maestro JC, you say you want posts that provide helpful information and I thought that's what I was doing so I do not understand why you deleted my last post. The problem of what to do about flaky escorts is a frequent topic here. I'm didn't name names because I don't want to harm anyone's reputation and next time she might show up on time. Brenda Lilith absolutely flaked on me. Last month my card that day was 1 complete flake, 1 I canceled when she tried to postpone three hours, 2 dates who showed up, and 2 dates I canceled with ample notice.

I am sorry, Jarvis, I did delete your last post because it provided no useful information and neither did your 8/31/17 report. I hate to be a censor but I want to keep the thread clean and we have previously discussed at length your double-booking strategy. I tried to explain this via direct message but without membership you cannot be reached and I try not to use the forum for debate. Your 8/31 post reported one contact, "3 flakes" and one miscommunication. We would like to know about the two dates you had last month and about "Brenda, who looked like a Million Bucks" from August. There are a lot of Brendas, Melanys and Paulas. You don't report about a "Melany Dorotea from Twitter" or a "Paula Petite from Facebook" so we have no clue about who to avoid or who you might be recommending. You report nothing useful about your three successful contacts, not the price or the quality of service or a clue as to how we might find a Brenda who was wearing yoga pants when you saw her at the Amazonas and who looked like a Million Bucks. I did find Brenda Lilith from other problem reviews of her service by other ISG members who sufficiently identified her. I cannot condone your "double booking" strategy and when you tie up 5 or 6 escorts you not only hurt them but you hurt clients who might be attempting to schedule. If you don't "name names" we don't know who might provide good service and who to possibly avoid. We cannot avoid all Brendas but we can Google for Brinda Lilith on Twitter. Even a detailed report of your encounter is useless to forum members without a clue as to how we might reach the girl. The girls too have several networks where they "name names" with clients who are abusive, have stinky feet, or otherwise mistreat them. Maybe your problem is somehow you got placed on a "Lista Negra". Me, I get Facebook friend requests from girls who tell me I got a good referral from a friend and hope I can see them when I am next in CDMX. I am old and ugly and cheap, but I am nice to them.

Please see the reports below by DTaylor and Ibn Buttia. Ibn had good success on his first trip to CDMX and without any language skills, due in part to his flexibility and perhaps his approach. DTaylor has used the Twitter strategy. You have lived in Queretaro for a while now and should have by now followed on Twitter a number of girls who appeal to you. When you log onto Twitter, your "home" will reflect the latest twits from those girls. Within the past 30 minutes, three girls I follow have expressed their availability, including Sexy Secretaria Tlalpan who has long been on my list to try out. (Maybe some forum member can review her before I arrive next month.

Ibn Buttia had a good, not great but good, report on Jeramy. He scheduled within her hours of availability. Both AquaWatt and Bowie have reported "scheduling problems" with her this month. When I was last in CDMX she had told me that she was returning to CDMX on 2 noviembre but she evidently extended. Here is how I scheduled with her: I sent a WhatsApp message in Spanish: "Hola Preciosa, I hear great things about you and would like to schedule with you very soon if your service still includes oral natural. " She probably replied with her "stock message" about prices, services and areas of contact (I don't recall). "Perfect, when can you see me?" She couldn't see me that afternoon and was booked the next afternoon. "Can you see me first thing tomorrow morning at my hotel near Metro Revolucion?" "Ojo! I am very old. Is that a problem?" And I sent her my photo. She set a 10 am time. I texted her the next morning at about 7 "Corazon, Buen DIA. Are we still on for 10 am? Text me when you are on the metro and I will meet you at the metro station Direccion Tasquena" It went off perfectly, she texted me back to confirm and again when she boarded the metro and arrived on time.

Sorry AquaWatt / Bowie. Below are photos I took in my hotel room. A wonderful BBBJ and better than average, if not great, service overall.