D. F. Escorts

[Juan Carter]

Lucky devil on a local forum just posted a report on a trio with Sofia (call her Sofia Blonde to avoid confusion) and Laura Arredondo. Sofia charges $1100 and hour and is perhaps new to the business. He reports that Laura (with the pink garters) now charges $2,000 an hour. Laura has long been on my do-list.

[JonasWRay]

Calm down geez, I'm. It here to fight.

I did understand your question and I quai answered it. Uber is perfectly safe and inexpensive.

Whether or not they decide to go to the areas in question is something only an uber driver can answer. It's like any other big city, would an uber driver drive to the hood? Maybe?

Not intended to give you a lecture on safety but when it's already that late your chances of danger are the same either way. All I was saying is that if you can manage to get an uber to come to you then that would obviously be safer than navigating public transportation at night in a less than safe city for foreigners.

Thanks for the tips..

[Oliver Kitsoff]

Thanks for the tips.

You didn't answer my Uber question. [Deleted by Admin]

Uber is both safe and cheap in CDMX. You flew to Mexico to monger so you obviously have some semblance of wealth. Are you that cheap that you're willing to risk your well-being by taking public transportation?

As for the shower issue. I stayed at the Intercontinental Polanco and it had a hose along with the rain shower. Three hotels with none? I say stick with the larger more recognized global chains and you'll be fine.

Can't comment on your question around leaving a girl in the room with the key subject as I always have them come to my hotel.

They run strictly on time in Mexico. No short time / long time concept like in Thailand or other SE Asian countries..

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[RedBlanket]

Wed April 26,2017.

A lot of guys won't write about the fuck-ups or pitfalls they encounter, because the longtime members can be cruel, and its a macho environment, mistakes are for wusses, etc..

Thanks for the detailed post of your excellent adventure in DF and sharing the good and the bad.

I totally agree with Joanswray. Use Uber. It is safe and cheap and dependable. And allow at least 50% more time to travel then google maps tells you.

Even with your prearranged signal, t would have been a good idea to communicate with Steff once you knew you weren't going to make it. She was likely getting to the hotel to be on time for her date.

Amazonas and Hotel Castro in Roma Norte both have showers (the Castro also leaves bedside condoms! Right now at the Castro is Regina Ayalha from Monterrey. You can read the review I gave her further back in the DF Escort thread. PM me for contact details.

Good luck and keep posting.

[JonasWRay]

Uber is both safe and cheap in CDMX. You flew to Mexico to monger so you obviously have some semblance of wealth. Are you that cheap that you're willing to risk your well-being by taking public transportation?

As for the shower issue. I stayed at the Intercontinental Polanco and it had a hose along with the rain shower. Three hotels with none? I say stick with the larger more recognized global chains and you'll be fine.

Can't comment on your question around leaving a girl in the room with the key subject as I always have them come to my hotel.

They run strictly on time in Mexico. No short time / long time concept like in Thailand or other SE Asian countries.

Like everywhere else in the world (aside from the shitty mongering in the US) you get what you pay for.

Lookup Abril Fayr. Fucking amazing experience. 9/10 body and 9/10 face. More costly than what you paid but heck we're talking about a whole other tier of girl. She's 2500 pesos for an hour unlimited pops BJ without a condom and I think around 2000 BJ with a condom. 400 additional for a taxi if you want her to come to you. So for 2900 (about $160 US) you get what we would typically pay $300-$400 for in the US.

Check out Foro-elite.com and you'll find a wealth of girls there. My buddy pulled a girl named joselyn from there that was another bomb 9/10 girl for the around the same rate. The girls are all tied to the zona divas agency.

I did get one did for a girl that looked so different than her photos I felt like I was catfished. Service sucked also and she did some serious upselling. Watch out for her. Ainsley Rodriguez.

All in all CDMX is an okay place for casual mongering as it's not as easily accessible as other places around the world but it still beats what we have to deal with in the States.

Thailand and Eastern Europe are still at the top of my list for places to monger.

Wed April 26,2017.

A lot of guys won't write about the fuck-ups or pitfalls they encounter, because the longtime members can be cruel, and its a macho environment, mistakes are for wusses, etc.

My day may as well have been enacted by Carl Pilkington (Google him, it's worth it!)

Firstly, I made the travelling mongers error of deciding that a new territory meant a need to depart from my trusted methodology. Which is based on Robert Duvall's famous 'Old Bull' punchline "No kid, lets walk down there and fuck them all!"

Don't lose patience with my obscure references, I'm only building up the courage to list my newbie fuck-ups; they are legion in this excursion!

I tried to lay blame for this major fuck-up on a trusted advisor, but it was my own muddled thinking that caused me to book more than one Escort with little time margins between them, and don't know my way around CDMX yet, at all!

So I got WhatsApp responses from two girls who apparently shared my interest in baking.

Well, after some back and forth over a few hours, since they were obviously busy on and off so to speak, I booked Steff Aguilar for 3 pm at the Amazonas, and Ana Maria Midori (you can call her Midori or Ana in the room) at 5 pm at Hotel Harare.

I was at this point already worried, as these girls only nailed down both appointments well after 1 pm. I was still up in La Conception, a good area, but miles form the fast Metro, in slow traffic.

I agreed with both girls "DO NOT assume I will make the date unless I send a picture of the hotel room key!" All this was in Spanish BTW using translate. Also I was in error thinking WhatsApp translates, that is WeChat, anyway, on with the report..

[Oliver Kitsoff]

Wed April 26,2017.

A lot of guys won't write about the fuck-ups or pitfalls they encounter, because the longtime members can be cruel, and its a macho environment, mistakes are for wusses, etc.

My day may as well have been enacted by Carl Pilkington (Google him, it's worth it!)

Firstly, I made the travelling mongers error of deciding that a new territory meant a need to depart from my trusted methodology. Which is based on Robert Duvalls famous 'Old Bull' punchline "No kid, lets walk down there and fuck them all!"

Don't lose patience with my obscure references, I'm only building up the courage to list my newbie fuck-ups; they are legion in this excursion!

I tried to lay blame for this major fuck-up on a trusted advisor, but it was my own muddled thinking that caused me to book more than one Escort with little time margins between them, and don't know my way around CDMX yet, at all!

So I got WhatsApp responses from two girls who apparently shared my interest in baking.

Well, after some back and forth over a few hours, since they were obviously busy on and off so to speak, I booked Steff Aguilar for 3 pm at the Amazonas, and Ana Maria Midori (you can call her Midori or Ana in the room) at 5 pm at Hotel Harare.

I was at this point already worried, as these girls only nailed down both appointments well after 1 pm. I was still up in La Conception, a good area, but miles form the fast Metro, in slow traffic.

I agreed with both girls "DO NOT assume I will make the date unless I send a picture of the hotel room key!" All this was in Spanish BTW using translate. Also I was in error thinking WhatsApp translates, that is WeChat, anyway, on with the report.

Naturally, I get lost transferring from bus to Metro in a very dodgy terminus. You know you're in the badlands when there are roadside memorials to the dead at a bus station! This was on line M2 at Cuatro Caminos Terminus, but it went directly to SA Abad where Amazonas is and 4 stops down Vila de Cortes where the Hotel Harare, and others, are.

Both stops are not the best areas for a gringo to wander about in at any time, I have felt this sense of menace in some areas of Glasgow over the years, and more than once in the slums of Klong Toey it is real, invariably, some PoS will accost you. I listen to my sixth sense, don't care what others say. But there were enough mongers on the sidewalk moving back toward the Metro to reassure me.

Long story short, I arrange a 'signal' with both dates. This was that I would post an image of the room key when I reached the hotel.

This is a great strategy, because it is designed to avoid flakes and time wasters.

But here's the thing, Steff took it upon herself to proceed to Amazonas without any confirmation that I had arrived, then got irrationally upset, to the point of posting an (unrecognizable) picture of me to her FB page, as if I had fucking robbed her or something. Because, as I had explained to her dopey arse, I was new, and could be late.

Now, because I had Ana at Harare at 5 pm I had no wriggle room to move Steff anywhere (even though she fucked up as much as me, by not following the plan, I apologized, I said I'd re-book and make it up to her (with money) and here she's offering 'specials' too, so what does that tell you about her rational thought processes?

I even asked Ana to come to the Amazonas, and she agreed, but then when I got to the Amazonas, there were NO ROOMS!

Shit! Shit! Shit!

Now, after already being cursed, damned, and blocked by the irrational Steff (Guys, I don't care how good a fuck she is, once you know it, never stick your dick in crazy) I am scrambling to 'find' and reach the Hotel Harare with 15 minutes to my date with Ana.

Well, as it is just 4 stops on the 'death railway' that is the M2 line, I'm in luck and make it to the Hotel Harare.

Five minutes before Ana (Midori) arrives. I had seen some not very clear pics, but when she appears with a cute little "Well, this is Me" smile, I'm thrilled to see that she's just my type!

Average body, stated age 30, cafe latte skin, dark bangs, big doe eyes, and great attitude, warm, and easygoing.

We check in, I'm so stressed out that I read the sign of $400 for six hours as $600 for four hours and hand the clerk $600, he very charitably hands me $200 back. I would never have even noticed!

We go upstairs, I am pleasantly surprised by these hotels. I expected far worse, but they are on a par with fuck hotels in Thailand, which are decent, considering their primary purpose.

We have a bit of a hug, and a "Well, Hello Stranger" intro, that is quite awkward, because I'm feeling awkward, and our language barrier is higher than the Donald's imaginary wall.

Luckily Ana has seen it all before, and she has just the antidote for the jitters. Four minutes and twenty seconds later, things are looking a lot less hectic. After that was settled, we get a little more comfortable with each other, I realize I'm shaking like a shitting dog. The shakes did not leave me, as the nervous energy and stress of the previous date disaster, morphed into real excitement and desire for this lady.

It is evident that she is very good at her job and will 'shapeshift' to accommodate your wishes within reason and her repertoire.

I played it, as I always do, as a GFE, I like to do the whole, neck kissing, tender discreet caressing, longing eye-contact, and she responded like she was in love with this old quaking monger!

One of the most exciting things ever -this will sound a bit wierd, but but it worked for me- she had this kind of body suit on, like a one piece swimsuit / corset thing, and while we were DFK, she leads my hands down to the crotch, and there are 4 pop studs down there, and I start to pop them one by one, revealing her nice full-lipped and damp pussy into the wild.

All I will add after that is she likes DATY, BBBJ, she is world class as a GFE and when the mood shifts up, she is a PSE too, with BBBJ she had me at the brink maybe 6-8 times, then pulls away, leaving me throbbing and pulsing in mid-air, then dives back in just as the point of no return subsides, fucking AWESOME!

She got 4 pops out of me in about 80 minutes, and I'm 56, and I had jerked off a few times with in the last 24 hours, what more can I say?

Now, here's where it starts to all go crap again, we are getting on great, she even lets me take a topless selfie with her, we try to use the phone to communicate, but we are much better when our bodies talk, I try to let her know that I'm nervous as hell about the night falling, and getting away safely. I consider Uber, then for some reason, reject that very sensible idea. I consider taking her to my place, or even dinner, but without language, Its way too hard!

I cut the meeting short at one hour and thirty minutes in and its about 6. 30 pm by then, there's still about 2 hours until dusk, but the whole unfamiliarity of CDMX and the scuzzy-ness of the locals in the barrio are freaking me the fuck out, so after a lot of poor translates on google, I think she understands that I want to hang out, but the area is making me paranoid. And I want to be back in familiar territory before nightfall.

I paid her $1000 plus $200 for being world class GFE / PSE awesome, she also gave me a special little 'doggie bag' present to take home for later!

She said she wanted to stay in the room and fix herself up, after I left. I have no reference point for this! Nowhere I ever mongered, does the girl ask to stay in the room, and you leave her the key.

I thought she was likely going to see another john, and I was OK with that, even. But leaving her in a room I paid for was just not feeling right, so I had to gently explain we would leave together. We did so, and left the key in the room power box, but the guy at reception was cool.

We walked to the station and she gave me a total GFE 'Mexican Metro Lovers' goodbye kiss right there on the platform!

So here are my questions to the forum:

1. Is it 'normal' for the chica to be left with the room key to use the room up to the limit when you're done?

2. Is Uber ok to go into these areas after dark, will they come to this area and take you home?

3. I could not get any sense out of her about long time / short time concept, do guys pay by the hour here?

How does it work if you extend? I'm sure this was a translate issue more than a mongering one.

She seemed cool with anything, but I couldn't get her to explain her price / range or price / time formula.

So, I finally got home two hours after this visit, because I was too jittery to go out the Metro, and find an Uber, as I had no idea if the stations above me were good or bad areas.

On the M2 train, which I got back on from Vila de Cortes, there was a busker, a big beefy narco looking type, full of tattoos, singing loudly in a strong -and rather good- baritone, he gave his spiel too, I had no idea what he was saying, something about poverty, family, yada yada, but his tone was ugly, the whole car was tensed up, it totally sucked, but miraculously, he fucked off and menaced the next car, then I decided, "Fuck this for a game of soldiers", and got off, painfully re-traced my way across several lines to Balderas, where I picked up M3, the line that goes out to M. A. De Quevedo, even the metro riders on this line looked better overall, and I felt I could relax. Also, I know my metro stop is perfectly safe, wealthy looking ladies and their small dogs to be found on the sidewalks after dark.

The only other negatives, apart from navigating to and from these shitty areas, were that, Ana did smell of other guys, fair enough you might say, but again, my reference is Thailand where there are far better hygiene practices overall.

Which brings me to the second negative: The only way to wash yourself in Mexico is the sink, or take a fucking RAIN SHOWER. Seems that no hose shower attachments to be found, in all three hotels I've stayed, anyway WTF! So that means the girl needs to get a rain shower drenching just to wash her pussy, and likewise my dick. Fuck that. Seriously.

So I had to eat her and taste some guys condom residue, and another guys BO on her pubic hair, it was sexual SEAL training. At times like that you have to just fantasize you're tail end charlie at a gang-bang, and make the most of it. Next time, I'm taking those baby-bottom wet-wipes, and she's going to get wiped too -twice!

If your Spanish is any good, and you like this sort of girl, and the other little non-sexual extras she brings to the table, you will go a long way to find better.

Final caveat, this is my first Mexican Escort, there could be better! There could be worse!

I would totally see her again, and I will also measure every other girl -Anywhere- by Ana for quite a while.

[Juan Carter]

Oh my gosh, Golly! Were that I were now in CDMX! Sofia, 20, only dates before and after her regular 11-7 pm job and only in hotels in el centro (downtown). She gets a great review from a trusted source and gives it ALL up (and BBBJ) for $1100 pesos an hour. Contact only via WhatsApp.

[Oliver Kitsoff]

First, a massive shout out to the Moderator of this sub forum, JuanCarter, after my first post here, he has been of immense assistance. It's thanks to him, for example, that I'm typing this on my notebook, which was nearly dead when I arrived in DF on April 20, a complete newb to Mexico.

He gave me the location of Centro de Technologica (right next to Metro San Juan Letran) and they unwittingly 'fixed' my cooler fan for free! I had tried canned compressed air, new arctic paste etc. So I took the fan out the notebook, and went shopping for a new / refurb. Fan there. Well, they couldn't find a matching fan in all the building, and this tech guy's young assistant started tinkering with the fan -I'd explained using google translate it was running slow, and noisy, then just stopping- he drenched it in WD40, I mean it was dripping wet, then he used an industrial air gun on the tiny little fan, till it was buzzing like a bee on meth, and I was thinking, "well it's fucked now!" They eventually handed back the fan with an apologetic smile. Anyway, I got it home, plugged it into the computer, not expecting any improvement, just blind optimism, and it worked! Silent, strong, and kept going. So thanks Juan Carter -and the nameless Mexican tech.

Another reason to go there, is the Churros place El Moro, famous since 1935. Another JuanC recommendation -in fact everything you'll read here is in some way linked back to JuanCarters generosity, I can't praise his DF info highly enough!

OK so with computer back to normal, and other mongering essentials taken care of, such as price range info, protocols for escort contact, what to expect when, meeting up, in the room, post play, etc. It was time to contact recommended escorts.

I used my own FB and Twitter accounts to reach out, because I give zero fucks, but I do still hide my friends list, because I have other plausible (to my girlfriends) reasons for doing so. Having said that, a nom-de-guerre account or two is advised.

So after some research, and discussion with JuanC, he recommends I start with Steff Aguilar, and Ana Maria Midori, I manage to link up with both ladies on WhatsApp and copy / paste my greetings, and requirements, late last night, Steff gets back to me. All in Spanish, but for those of you who may not know, whatsApp translates!

Among other things, I learn she's offering a 'special' -I guess because its a weekday- $700 an hour.

I've just spent three years in Chiang Mai, and even though that's a cheap part of Thailand to monger, the days of full service offered for THB 1270 (which is what $700 MX equals at today's fx rate) are long gone, the best I can manage with Thai freelancers is THB 2000, and I KNOW Thailand, and how it works. A mongering newb in Thailand, the equivalent of someone like me here in DF, will be adding THB 500 - 600 in bar fines, paying 3 x more for their beer than its worth, plus 'lady drinks', then more lady drinks / snacks for 'back in the room' as you're steered to the obligatory 7/11 stop on your tab. Add all that up, and you can see DF is a freaking BARGAIN!

I will be posting this report in semi-real time, I am growing forgetful in my dotage, you also know how procrastination works, and I am doing a ton of other unrelated stuff, so I need to post this way, or not at all. The takeaway is, I'll be posting in installments, not one long report.

I hope to book Steff today if possible, then try to get Regina Ayalha, who is in town from Monterrey, to party with a gringo whose Spanish extends to "Andarre, andarre, arriba arriba!" And "una mas cervesa por favor." I'll also try to book dates with English speaking Julieta Mocca. Other names I've heard may fit my bill are Maryna Herrera, and Ana Maria Midori, Ana has not replied, but I already know these girls jump from one app to the other, and don't clear out their mailbox or 'friends list' -they really should, these are business tools for them, their 'friends' should be their regular customers, not 'tyre-kicker' mongers, but there I go off again!

As and when I have more to report on, I shall return.

Finally, I'm not in Mexico primarily as a monger, and even at these prices, if I see just the ladies I've mentioned here, it will be getting pricey, but, since one only lives once, I will try to maximize my P 4 P budget in the name of National Geographic anthropological research.

I may also look around La Merced, but no promises on that score.

Here's my mongering MO when I do venture forth, which is getting rarer these days -porn is just so good now!

I like freelancers, some of the best I've ever banged were right off the streets. I like to find and keep a few routine girls, usually between 2-5 warm bodies is enough, and stick with them. I give bonus points to girls who are 420 friendly. If the service falls due to familiarity, I will remind them this is not a 'relationship' or just fire them.

I find beauty and premium price almost never correlate to good service. Pay more, get less. Dating hot porn diva with the cameras off? You'll get burned!

My simple philosophy served me well in Asia, lets see how it works here. Stay tuned.

One final thought as a DF newbie, if this is a 'quiet' part of the global mongering scene, lets KEEP it that way. Cheap airfares, and the internet, and MORON MONGERS have destroyed Thailand, Cambodia and most recently, Colombia. Sad. ;-)

[Juan Carter]

Avoid confusion. There are plenty of Reginas in CDMX and three are mentioned in ISG posts. All three have Twitter pages.

Regina Ayalha twitter at Regyayalha. RedBlanket just posted a review recommendation and I am envious. She works in Monterrey out of the Hotel Hacienda but visits CDMX for a few days every month or so. She gets great reviews from CDMX locals too.

Regina MILF twitter at escort_regina. Kit1 posted a recent review in the the. F. Street Scene thread. Big natural tits and I have seen other reviews praising her service. She is 40 something.

Regina Zalas. I have yet to see her reviewed but she promotes herself on facebook, twitter and even has a profile page, photos and videos on Xvideos (dot) com. She is in mid-20's.

[Enrique Nieto]

How are the strip clubs there? Have had some amazing times at the ones in Vallarta. Is it a similar situation, where you can take a girl to a connected room or back to your place for a few hours? Besides Closet any places you suggest checking out. In Vallarta we always preferred the clubs not on the main strip (which were mostly same prices as NYC) and would got to the ones in Zona Roja. Not as fancy but way more fun and cheaper.

CDMX probably is less or harder to get extras as you stated like it was in Vallarta. CDMX has was more money than Vallarta, so higher end strippers will have the same attitude as a NYCiTY stripper. Probably Vallarta has better looking girls in the general population than CDMX but the higher income neighbors in CDMX the women are beautiful so bring your best Brooks Brothers clothing and definitely need a wingman to help you introduce to these crowds. A foreigner helps a lot with these ladies, they like men that are different, no need to be with prostitutes. Also applies for women, last year I was with a black female friend from London, wow! Did she get attention from Mexican men.

[Kit I]

I contacted her when I was down there based off your recommendation but after replying once she just went silent. Tried for 2 days before moving on.

If you are visiting CDMX and promise to post a review, I will gladly share contact info via Private Message. You must pay for a subscription to access the mail feature. The photo below I did not take, it is from her Twitter page.

[RedBlanket]

I had a date with Regina a couple of weeks ago on the last day of her visit to CDMX (apologies for the slow reporting). She is from Monterrey but comes to DF once a month. I met her at the Hotel Castro in Roma Norte, worth the $50 more it cost than the Amazonas.

This date was probably the most pleasurable that I have ever had. Firstly, Regina has, IMO, a perfect body (with lots of tattoos). She has a great personality. Very friendly. I have never been with such an uninhibited woman that loves what she does so much (even with this old guy). As she says in one of her posts, she is turned on by the world knowing that she is an escort. For $1500 for 1.5 hours, on the menu was natural oral, give and receive, multiple shots. DFK, anal. She just did not want to stop. She even got me up a third time because she wanted "un poco de perrita". I did my best. I can not recommend her enough. She comes back to DF this week. Don't miss her.

[Qtpii]

CDMX no longer has clubs with on site prostitution, no massage parlors, casas de citas or (in theory) escort services. Prostitution is still legal for the girl and client but it is illegal for a third party to profit and Mexico City has been strictly enforcing this for three or four years. You might take your girl to some of the antros around Parque Espaa and Parque Mexico. The Flow is recommended.

For bisexual escorts, try Lizet and please report. I can give you contact information via PM if you spring for membership.

We are awaiting your ISG post on your experiences in Vallarta. I no longer give contact info via PM unless the member has a track record of sharing useful information. Even with the "promise to post", only about 20% who PM me for contact info ever do post anything about my recommendation or about their other experiences.

Hey JC,

Sorry for your bad experience with info sharing. Some people just don't realize the beauty of collective efforts. But don't stop! Your contributions are literally keeping this forum alive!

[Juan Carter]

How are the strip clubs there? Have had some amazing times at the ones in Vallarta. Is it a similar situation, where you can take a girl to a connected room or back to your place for a few hours? Besides Closet any places you suggest checking out. In Vallarta we always preferred the clubs not on the main strip (which were mostly same prices as NYC) and would got to the ones in Zona Roja. Not as fancy but way more fun and cheaper.

CDMX no longer has clubs with on site prostitution, no massage parlors, casas de citas or (in theory) escort services. Prostitution is still legal for the girl and client but it is illegal for a third party to profit and Mexico City has been strictly enforcing this for three or four years. You might take your girl to some of the antros around Parque Espaa and Parque Mexico. The Flow is recommended.

For bisexual escorts, try Lizet and please report. I can give you contact information via PM if you spring for membership.

We are awaiting your ISG post on your experiences in Vallarta. I no longer give contact info via PM unless the member has a track record of sharing useful information. Even with the "promise to post", only about 20% who PM me for contact info ever do post anything about my recommendation or about their other experiences.

[CptAscot]

Please, someone try her and post a review before I return to CDMX. She is at the top of my "Try Next" list and gets a great review on a Spanish forum. $1500 an hour with BBBJ. She works at the Closet Mens Club in Condesa. DM me for her Twitter / telephone.

How are the strip clubs there? Have had some amazing times at the ones in Vallarta. Is it a similar situation, where you can take a girl to a connected room or back to your place for a few hours? Besides Closet any places you suggest checking out. In Vallarta we always preferred the clubs not on the main strip (which were mostly same prices as NYC) and would got to the ones in Zona Roja. Not as fancy but way more fun and cheaper.