D. F. Escorts

[DaVinci40]

Saturday. So I'm going to break away for a bit and talk about me a little bit before reviewing the next girl. I have been to the CDMX now 5 or 6 times but this will have only been my 3rd visit as a monger and in general (with Tijuana) included I'm fairly new to this game and because I get to venture into it so few times (if I'm lucky twice a year but mostly just once a year) then the first 1 or 2 girls I'm always slightly nervous or on edge about the whole thing but once I've got through a couple of girls then I'm more relaxed and kinda get into the rhythm of how this all works again. It was why I enjoyed Maguiis entrance when she hugged and kissed and just seemed happy about being there when she entered my room. It was why I knew straight away with yesterday's girl when the entrance was kinda cold that this was going to be a shit session and so after walking around the markets in Coyoacan I saw Andrea Scorts tweet and had her down as a must do after Bustis positive review of her. After a bit of back and forth we arranged a time. She texted me a few minutes later if she could come earlier as her 1st appointment cancelled at the last minute and that I would now be her 1st. I replied that's fine and off I go to hotel harare.

With the porn channel on at the hotel and a few minutes before the appointment she texted and said sorry she will be a few minutes late and waze has her arriving in 16 minutes. I'm fine with that as to be fair the traffic sucked and it took me about 8 minutes longer to get to hotel harare than Uber initially reported so I'm okay with that. Busti reviewed her as looking very young and a great body and when the knock at the door came I was not disappointed. I wouldn't say she looked exceptionally as Busti commented but she still looked about 19 or 20 years old and yes she had a great body. The very first thing I notice is she has a cheeky kind of smile and face when she smiles. Not quite sure how to describe it but she looked fun. Maybe this is a thing but she immediately gives me a hug and a nice big kiss upon entry and I feel good about this one. I guess it's those little things like that entry that for me make a huge difference. We immediately move over to the bed and we continue the kissing with tongue and then she excuses herself to take a quick shower and then back to the action. Her lips are very soft and big and the kissing is pretty good. After the shower she's back over to the bed and I'm enjoying the sight of her tits more than I expected and so after some more kissing and roaming my hands over her body I'm enjoying playing around with those puppies. At some point during that she moves her hand down between my jeans and starts stroking the young guy and I'm getting hard so she unzips me and I reciprocate by standing up and taking the jeans and boxers off and she goes to town with natural oral. After yesterday's hit and miss (sorta but still confused about the somewhat enjoyment because of her body type) Andreaa just did all the things right. Plenty of licking, deepthroat, moaning but not too much to be fake and lots and lots of eye contact looking up at me which turned me on a lot. We moved onto the bed for 69. She has quite a bit of Bush down there and I start licking and fingering her pussy. It's been bought to my attention that some reviews have had her with an aroma down there but I didn't experience that in this session and the aroma was more just a normal pussy aroma which I tend to notice more in girls with natural Bush than with shaved girls but it was not strong or unappealing or something that would turn you off. Again it was more like a normal pussy smell if that makes sense. Her oral skills were good. No facefucking but plenty of deepthroat and a LOT of ball play. Some girls can be rough with the balls but she actually did it good and I got some enjoyment out of it. The condom came out and I started off in doggy. She spoke quite a lot in Spanish during doggy and it didn't feel fake and got me quite turned on hearing her in Spanish saying Rico and baby and whatever else. We basically go through all the positions and probably my most enjoyable was cowgirl as I could bang her bard and see her tits flop around and grab them. I turned her around for reverse cowgirl and she started really pounding on me and that's when I had to come out of her. I paid 1200 today (promo with natural oral) and an extra 200 for cum in mouth. She was obedient and immediately went to her knees on the floor stuck her tongue out and started moaning baby while she sucked me off and just at the point of release I took it out of her mouth and stroked a load down into her mouth while she stared up at me with some more great eye contact. We had a fun time talking after that using google translate and it ended up being a good session. Would I repeat-probably not as the number of girls here are too many but I would recommend for just a good quality session. After yesterday's Maya, Andrea was exactly what I needed. A girl that just does all the things right with no drama and a great price.

Sunday. Many places in the city close early with covid and many restaurants in the centro are closed by 9 or 10 at the latest. But last night I was starving at around 11 and so went to one of the few open in the centro. Cafe popular. I ended up getting back to my main 'non fuck' hotel in the centro (hotel catedral) and staying up late just kinda screwing around on the phone and watching the election news on cnn espanol and so I sleep on Sunday. I originally planned to see Raven Lawson today but yesterday she tweeted that she had 1 appointment left and after reading reviews on the size of her clit and the fact she puts in that she enjoys oral mutual in her 'menu' I originally wanted to spend quite a bit of time licking that thing but the thought of being the 4 or 5th guy licking it and probably getting some odd bits of someone else's cum I decide to pass.

However, I soon realize that many girls seem to take Sunday off and the pickings were slim. I decide to call it a miss and instead use the day to walk around and sightsee and schedule my appointment with a relatively new and subsequently not reviewed much girl, Mara Marval. Despite not having many reviews of this girl. I was about to be treated to a really nice surprise.

Monday. At some point diving down the twitter abyss I stumble upon this Mexican guy doing reviews of girls that I don't usually see and one of the girls he reviews very well is Mara Marval. I find another review from another guy giving a positive one and in her twitter she looks really cute. I think I mentioned in my previous post my preference is typically young, thin, short and petite and that typically comes with very small tits. I like all of that and Mara doesn't fit any of those things. She's no waif thin but she's more slim. She's not short (I didn't realize how tall she would be) and she doesn't have small tits-they're huge but I was struck by the fact she looked really pretty in every video she put on her twitter (which by the way were all masked so you could only really see her eyes). So I went out on a whim with this girl both in not finding a lot fo reviews but the ones I did find being excellent and maybe not being all my checklist of physical attributes.

Mara arrives exactly on time. The elevator isn't working at the Harare and I'm on the 4th floor so she has to walk up 4 flights of stairs and so when I open the door she motions like she's just walked up a lot of stairs and she takes her mask off and wow. Mara is really pretty. She's also very tall. I'm 6'1 and I may be remembering incorrectly but she is the same height or taller than me by a small amount. I've never been with a girl this tall. She takes her mask off and is immediately smiling and has perfect teeth. She strides in and just has a vibrance about her. She envelopes me in a huge hug and a passionate kiss. She breaks away and tells me I'm tall and we laugh. She has beautiful eyes and a great smile and her arms are still around me and we go back into kiss and rather than me initiate tongue she initiates it and is right in there DFK'ing passionately. Wow. What a way to break the ice. We break away and I tell her I don't speak Spanish very well and then she starts speaking in some broken English. Does it get any better? She asks if she can take a quick shower before we start and I say yes.

I feel as though at some point I'm going to forget something or not mention something so I'm going to start my review where I'd typically end my review and that is I really recommend Mara. She's pretty, fun, bubbly, smiley, happy, enjoys sex and we really clicked. She reminds me of the college girlfriend. She's smart, a bit ditzy sometimes, outgoing, someone who you'd have fun with going to grab a drink or something to eat and then coming back to your apartment and fucking for the entire rest of the night, as for me at least she was very horny. I'm kind of smitten with her and I'd like to visit her again next time I'm there. But back to the session.

She comes out of the shower and I don't remember if she had lingerie on or not and I don't remember as I think it quickly came off. We immediately start making out and the DFK'ing is becoming more and more intense. I'm talking tongues all over the face and sometimes the occasional banging of teeth together which resulted in breaking away and looking at each other laughing and then getting straight back into it. She's moving her hands through my hair and down my back and at some point she starts slowly rubbing her crotch on my leg while we're kissing. Her tits are huge and look amazing. All natural. I literally can bury myself in them and she gets involved in it too moving them around my face and I've slobbered over almost every inch of them before coming back up to DFK again. At some point she starts to nibble and breathe into my ear and it immediately turns me on even more than what I already was. At some point during the gyrating, kissing, touching and just everything she walks over to her bag and the session is just about to get even more better (as if it possibly could) and she tells me something like she went to the sex shop today or yesterday and got a toy and can she use it? I'm like hell yes and she pulls out this little tiny bullet vibrator and hands it to me. We DFK some more and at some point during the DFK she's rubbing her clit and I'm fondling trying to get the vibrator on which I give up on (it's got this tiny little button). We laugh some and then she takes it and manages to get it on and starts to move it over my nipples and cock and then lies down on the bed and moves it over her clit and gives it to me and I'm straight down there. Don't ask me in what order this all happened but I'm sometimes using the vibrator on her clit and pussy, I'm sometimes fingering her, I'm sometimes licking her clit and using some combo of vibrator or finger, she's sometimes using the vibrator while I'm fingering or licking her tits, at some point she moves around and is giving me head while I'm fingering and using the vibrator, sometimes she's using the vibrator on my cock. Wow. I don't know what's happening but it's hot. After a whole load of this she has an orgasm and it's not fake. Her pussy is contracting, my fingers inside her and can feel it contract, her assholes winking, she's moving around and breathing hard and I'm in heaven.

Now that's she's cummed she goes to work on me with plenty of oral not that I need it I'm already rock hard and at some point she just sits on top of me and fucks me hard. Her tits are swaying, she's trying to touch her clit but having a hard time getting a good rhythm going as I'm pounding into her, she's leaning down to me and DFK'ing me while pounding me, the vibrators being used on me, her, my nipples, her nipples. I don't know how long it goes for but eventually I cum while she's fucking me hard. I take it out and we cuddle and I can feel her pussy kinda dry humping, gyrating on my leg and we get back into DFK. I roll her over and ask to give her a massage if her back which ends up turning into me fingering her pussy, which ends up with me licking her clit and fingering her again. At some point she reaches behind and fingers her ass. I'm back as hard as a rock and I'm.

Back inside her again and this time were fucking even more but it's somehow more primal. She's rubbing her clit and moaning, I'm pounding into her. At some point I lick my fingers and rub her asshole and then slide it into her. She doesn't resist (she mentions no anal on her menu) and I'm slowly fingering her. At some point she gently slides my finger out and I get the cue she's done enough of the ass. She's on top of me at some point riding reverse cowgirl and even though I'm loving it I can't quite cum the 2nd time but it's not anything to do with her I just couldn't do it. We're both out of breathe, hot and sweating and she collapses next to me I start fingering her and she's into it, gyrating and moaning and then bam she cums again and it's not fake. Her pussy and ass is convulsing and she's literally looks like she's about to squirt which she doesn't but a stream of white cum glides down her pussy and I'm straight in there licking up and down her pussy and ass. Wow wow wow. We hug and kiss and get to talking more and laughing about stuff. She goes to take a shower and asks me to join her which I do and help her wash herself off. What an experience. We continue talking and she tells me about her life, her college education, we share a love of Indian food and gives me recommendations in the Insurgentes Sur area. It was just a great time. If you put the whole amazing sexual experience we just had to the side, she is a really nice just down to earth warm caring person. Loved my session with her and I get it now why the other 2 reviewers that reviewed her which I mentioned above literally gush about her. She even gets out a small butt plug at the end and says she's experimenting herself with using it and she's not quite sold on anal stuff but sometimes she likes it and at some point even strokes my ego by telling me that I'm good and made her cum twice. Ugh, after a week back here in the States, I miss Mara Marval. I highly, highly recommend her on many levels and if I go back to the CDMX I will repeat but can also see taking her out to get a drink and some food too if she were up for that.

Someone keeps reporting her twitter and 1 of her accounts has been closed down and the other goes into various states of suspension which makes it hard for her to communicate on there. Mara Marval you were great. Viva Mexico!

Okay this was another long one. So for the next part I'll do Marianna from SAMM agency and some tips for Hotel Harare.

[Travel365]

Twitter: None. Goes by Monica on Mileroticos. Photos aren't great, but she has lots of posts.

Repeat: Already did! Wow. Great time.

Damage: Todo la noche 8 PM-8 AM. 3000 + 500 tip. / (1000/ HR 1600/2 HR is normal).

Looks: 6. 5/10.

Performance: 9/10.

Attitude: 9/10.

Value: 8. 5/10.

First time:

Wow. She squirted breast milk all over the lb then licked it off, her body, my body. BBBJ & FS. Quite the experience! For anyone looking for lactation, I was surprised how much she had, and could actually squirt it out! She was a trooper too. Squirted her milk all over the LB while jerking it, then licked it all up. Sprayed it on her body, my body, all over. Good "soft" BBBJ. Supeeeeer tight inside (although I'm a bit thick). We had a grand ol' time. She has a great attitude, up for trying stuff. Sprayed the milk on her face too. She's got baby damage, but overall a pretty short / smaller chica. She was super horny, and seemed like she had a really good time, or good at faking it. Good GFE experience. Very passionate.

Second time:

Monica was hitting me up for another date. But I was feeling more like a todo la noche. GFE stuff, along with the lactando and everything. But she quoted around 4800 I think for 6 hours. I told her I would love to see here, but unfortunately I just didn't have money for that for one night. She kept on asking me how much how much. I told her I didn't want to offend her and pay her what she's worth. But I get went against my better judgment and offered her 3000 for todo la noche, and if she'd do something else for me. (See pics) Spilling milk out of her mouth.

She was totally up for it! No problem! Arrived on time and even picked up some water from the store for me. I got her some mango juice and marlboro reds earlier. The entire time was fantastic. Repeat of first time, plus pouring tons of milk out of her mouth, sloppy saliva BBBJ, balls, rimming, etc. Passionate FS 2 x before having dinner. This time, she was squirting (not milk) a LOT. Like all over, during FS. Didn't really happen the first time. But there was definitely a stronger connection this second time. The apartment was very wet.

Ordered some uber eats, watched some netflix. Chatted. Cuddling. Kissing. DFK. Woke up in middle of night and FS again. And once more in the morning. More squirting from everywhere. Wow. True GFE experience also, along with some kink stuff. I was kinda surprised the two could go together so well from the same chica. This is a special experience! I encourage you to reach out to her if what I said interests you. .

Here is a recent Mileroticos ad, although it will expire in time. Get the pics or text to find her later, or I will provide whatsapp through DM to contributing members if and when I check my messages. :

https://mx.mileroticos.com/escorts/e...anar/16305860/

[DaVinci40]

So I always come back from my trips to the CDMX in a state of post vacation blues and so it's taken me a week to write my report on spending 6 days in the city. I think though that the time between being with the girls and writing the review though has also been good as it's allowed me to think past the initial rush of OMG that girl was hot and to instead look at it with a more discerning eye (at least for me) and so hopefully these reviews are helpful. I'm going to do a separate post on the Hotel Harare, which ended up being my sole hotel being used for the purposes of meeting the girls as I've found some pros, cons and tips for visitors as to what to expect when staying at the hotel and using it as I did for the whole 6 nights there.

My girl preferences are varied however in general I prefer very thin girls. My ideal is short, thin, pretty and young and if there's one of those things in the girl I session with then I'm usually happy. If they are all there then I'm in heaven. On this trip I did not pre book any of the girls but with the help of Juan, other reviewers and also just going through twitter I've compiled a long list of girls so I figured I'd just get there and see who's advertising in the morning and book from there or book a day out.

Wednesday 11/4 - Land in the afternoon. I don't know if the immigration guy was just being a jerk or if he wondered why I was visiting for a total of 7 days during Covid, but I got sent to another room for additional questioning. It was all fairly lame as after 45 minutes of waiting in the room a girl comes from downstairs with my passport, a few forms to sign and tells me I can go. The last couple of times I've travelled to Mexico I've booked a girl on the day I arrive and regretted it as I've had a shit sleep from being excited the night before and just feel blah after the flight, taxis, checking into hotels, blah blah blah but this time I actually felt good. I messaged a couple of girls on my must do list and none replied or messaged back they were all booked but luckily Maguii replied she was available. I know we can't post twitter links but just search for maguii and then [Deleted by Admin] to the end of it and bam that's her. Her photos all look good but I haven't seen any reviews of her. Always up for an adventure I decide to go for it. She's also a size 3 so nice and petite. Total price for 1 r30 mins with anal, BBBJ (and what ended up cum in mouth) was 2700. We schedule for 9:30 pm. At about 9:20 she texts and says she'll be there by 9:40. It's only 10 minutes so that's fine and right on time she arrives at 9:40 (I find out later she has her own car so she doesn't have to rely on Uber which is also good). She comes in and she looks just like her photos. Some of her twitter photos have a soft pale filter look on her face which make her look a little prettier but without the filter she's just as cute. There's a photo on her twitter from 11/8/20 with her standing in front of some pyramids at Teotihuacan (I'm guessing) and that photo is exactly her. Anyways she's pretty. She immediately comes in and we have a quick kiss and hug. I always like that sort of intro as it eases any tension or nervousness and she asks to excuse herself while she uses the restroom to get undressed and into some lingerie. She comes out looking just as cute. Small nice suckable tits and underneath her panties a nicely shaved pussy. We kissed for a while. Initially she didn't use tongue but after a while she started to and the kisses became more passionate. Eventually all the clothes come off and she goes down on my cock. She has great oral skills. Various rhythms, licking, ball play, deepthroat but the kind of deepthroat that when she comes up for air there's a large glob of spit that she lets drool down onto your cock that glides down it and your balls and while it's dripping down into your ass she's going back down for more. She is the only girl I've had where I was able to gently push her head down and she didn't fight me on it which led to more gagging and spit. I decided to push it a bit further and while she had my entire cock in her mouth I (not forcefully) put my hand gently on the top of her head so that she could move if she wanted to and started to thrust into her mouth which she was okay with and so it was the closest I've come to somewhat facefucking a girl. I didn't push it with changing angles and getting up off the bed standing while she was lying down to really see if she would completely facefuck but I was enjoying what was happening. I motioned her ass over so we could 69 and her pussy was nice. I paid extra for anal and so she was open to fingers in both her pussy and ass while I licked her clit and it was an extra bonus to have her deepthroating me and then thrusting into her and having her gag a whole load of spit down my cock while a finger was inside her ass, pussy and I had a mouthful of clit inside my mouth. I have no idea how long had gone by as I was enjoying myself but pretty soon her pussy was wet and my cock was soaked in her spit so the condom went on and she glided on top for cowgirl first. The moans were not over the top, but just right and she moved vigorously. Onto reverse cowgirl, missionary and then doggy before I let her know I wanted to do anal. She spit into her hand, slathered it over her ass, grabbed my cock and shoved it in. No lube just spit. Fuck yes. It was tight and felt good. She thrusted back and forth onto me. After a few minutes of some major fucking I saw her fingers grabbing the bed and felt a bit bad as I wasn't sure if it was hurting her. I started to lose some hardness and came out of her but then it just got better as it kinda brought up my "like a pornstar" experience and she just turned around pulled the rubber off and started deepthroating my cock. Fuckkkk. I immediately got hard and on goes another rubber. She motions to me to lie down on the bed which I do and then she sits on my cock pushing it into her ass as she does. Seeing her face, tits bounce, she's rubbing her clit while she's bouncing on top of me I'm about ready to explode so I tell her to stop and give me oral. She comes off and without taking the rubber off she goes straight from ass yo mouth deepthroating and I start to facefuck her (not forcefully so maybe it's more of just thrust fucking her face idk). I'm about at the point of no return and I wanted to take her anally again doggy so we go back to it. At some point I take it out of her ass and she just turns right around and starts sucking it and I'm about to explode. I ask terminado en cara and she points to her tongue and mouth and so I get the hint that not on her face but in her mouth and while her mouths wide open and tongue stuck right out I release right into there. She cleans up a bit and while I had grand plans of going again I'm beat. The flight, early morning, the somewhat 'pornstar' experience of deepthroating, slobber, fucking her pussy and ass in all sorts of positions, ass to mouth and cumming right into her mouth while her cute face looked up at me had me done. I liked Mag. She was also great at holding a conversation with someone (me) who speaks very little Spanish and used google translator the whole time and the rest of the time we cuddled, laughed and talked about both of our lives, hobbies and she gave me some good advice for places to visit while here. Mag was a great girl, with a really good personality and I'the recommend her. She's a little pricier than some girls but worth it for me.

Thursday. After last nights fun I take a break and do some sightseeing around the city. I also pay the 100 peso deposit to join the SAMM agency (more on the girl from that agency later-Marianna) and contact a girl from another agency, Maya from the Moretz CDMX agency to book her for the next day. I realize later that this may end up being confusing as every girl I was with (except 1) name starts with the letter M. So bare with me.

Friday. Maya from Moretz CDMX agency. I am torn as to how to review this girl. I will explain, however I'm going to put her as a do not recommend. I'll explain though my dilemma. From the moment I saw the blocked out photos on the agencies twitter I knew I had to see her. She is described as 19 and a size 0 girl and in her photos she is thin. Very thin with long dark straight hair. Just like I like them. I'm basically hard thinking about the session. I arrive at the Harare and let the agency know. Initially the agency asks that since I'm there can the session start early and I agree. They set a time 30 minutes before my initial agreed upon time. However that time passes and I get a message that she is in traffic. Then my initial time comes and I get another message that she's almost there and finally 15 minutes after the initial agreed upon time (but 45 minutes after the revised time the agency said she could be there by) she arrives. This is where I'm torn. The girl is hot. She's young, thin, not an ounce of body fat, pretty, looks like she takes good care of herself. She's everything a thin girl lover would want however she's kind of stand off'ish. Whereas with Maguii when she came in she immediately came in with a hug and kiss, Maya walks in and seems cold when I try to hug her. I go to kiss her but it doesn't happen. Oh well maybe she's nervous. We talk for a couple of minutes and she starts to use the translator. A few minutes go by while she freshens up and then she walks over to the bed but there's an awkwardness about it. I can't tell if she's waiting for me to initiate something or if she isn't sure what to do or if it's that she doesn't want to be there. Anyways I get up off the bed and we start to kiss. I slide my tongue into her mouth but she doesn't return it and I begin to take her top off. She stops kissing to take it off and then I motion for her to take her pants off and then she lies on the bed. I still kinda get this awkwardness and so I try talking to her to maybe loosen her up and then it gets odd again as the conversation is not flowing like it was with maguii and other girls and instead it's a lot of me asking things with very little reciprocation nor touching or feeling, etc and after a while I get this kind of feeling that she's trying to push the talking so that it takes up time so I figure f this and I start to kiss her again, again with no tongue back from her and I take her bra off and see she has the eraser sized nipples. They are huge. I go down to suck them and they grow in size. They are literally the largest nipples I've ever seen which I find hot anyways but add it onto this tiny waisted, almost no breast size girl (which I like) then I'm like holy fuck can this girls physical attributes get any better? I have to take the initiative and so I take off my jeans and underwear and tell her oral. I paid 200 extra on top of the 1500 for the hour for natural oral and again it just gets weird again. Every other girl I've been with does their inspection but they do it like a pro without making a huge deal about it. With this girl it's like she goes down there and is literally looking at it like the Tijuana streetgirls do. It's kinda clinical. The oral is not much better and she just sucks the head. After a while I'm like I am not going to get hard just licking my head so I start to push and thrust up into her mouth which she gets a bit of a hint and begins to take a little bit more than just the tip of my penis. She also gives head like a SG and ultimately that's how I'the describe this service. Amazing looking girl with street girl service. You know when street girls give head and they kinda sit on the bed with their back towards you kinda like they're just sitting down but it's almost like they purposefully do it so you a) can't see their pussy because they're sitting their ass on the bed and b) they do it so you can't finger them because the angles are hard to get your finger down there. Well then that's how she gave head. Again not wanting to compare but maguii was in doggy giving head and when I moved my finger over her pussy she moved it towards me so I could easily finger her. That's the difference I'm talking about. I'm still not getting hard with all the weirdness and so I take matters into my own hands as I started to worry that maybe she doesn't want me to see her pussy because it smells or it's got warts or whatever and so I physically pick up her ass of the bed and spread her legs and have her 69 me and then that's when I lose my shit and get confused on how to review this girl. Her pussy is fine. In fact it's perfect. It looks tight. I'm talking photoshopped tight. There is no skin hanging anywhere. I start licking her clit and there's hardly any skin to lick. I get my finger wet and begin to put it in her and then bam. It won't go in. I literally have to push to force it in. I don't know if she's doing it or what the fuck but it's the tightest pussy I've ever seen or felt. I manage to get my finger in there and I can feel her pubic bone and wall. She's narrow as fuck in there. I don't even know if I could get 2 fingers in and since this excitement is better than the oral she's giving (which sucks) I start to get some movement in the little man. After enjoying her tight pussy for a bit I think fuck it let me put it in her and so I move her legs away and get a rubber. I'm thinking she'll put it on but rather than take the rubber with excitement like maguii or basically most other girls she just kinda half heatedly puts it on me and I start to lose whatever hardness I had. Fuck it, let me try and so I bend her over doggy so I don't have to look at her hot face but uninterested too and aim it in. But shit, I'm pushing it in and I can't get it in. It's about as tight as when you first do anal on a girl. Fucking hell. She's making it worse as well as she's doing that dumb streetgirl kind of doggy position where her back is arched and her ass is pointing down which means you have to try and get in at a weird angle and fucking hell. I try a few more times to get it in but I'm literally trying to shove it in her. I can't tell if she's clenching tightly herself or if it's her pussy or the angle or what the fuck. I give up and let down on the bed and just start stroking it and she looks just as disinterested but also fucking hot and I go back to getting the one finger back into her pussy and fucking it trying to see if I can glide my finger over her g spot to make her squirt. I can't tell if she likes it or if she's like get the fuck out of me but she looks behind (I'm fingering her while she's in doggy) and I see her mouth open up like she's thinking to herself maybe this feels good and just that little bit of somewhat enjoyment from her face gets me bone hard and I tell her to sit on me but doing reverse cowgirl so I don't have to see her uninterested look. And fuck me I get it in her. Fuck she is tight as fuck. I look down to see if it's in her ass and it's not. Her asshole looks just as tiny. It's clamping down on my cock and she starts riding me fast and I don't know as it's never happened before but just the tightness, her long hair, good looks, she let out a couple of sighs and seeing her fucking bony slim waist jumping on top of me I lost it and cummed within about a minute. After I cummed she just got up and asked if it was good. What am I going to say? No. I stupidly said yes and then she went to shower and she leaves and I feel conflicted. She's pretty and she ticks every single physical attribute I want and her pussy is the tightest I've ever seen and been in but her service is like a streetgirl. I wouldn't recommend her but then again I would if you are the type of guy that can just lift a SG's dress up and fuck the shit out of her with no encouragement from the girl at all. What a shame. I'the pay this girl for photos and videos and damn I still have to say you've been warned if you session with her.

Okay that's the first 2 girls and the first 3 days in the CDMX. It's late here and I need to take a break but the next 3 reviews will be Andreaa Scort, my favorite girl I had the whole trip Mara Marval and the one that surprised me the most in a good way: SAMM agency girl Marianna.

[SonicBoom1]

So I stayed 5 days in CDMX. Here is a rundown of the relevant information.

Finally, I am given the bill. It was a massive amount of money. Guys I am really embarrassed to say this because I am by no means wealthy and I had no intention on spending this much money. Its 19,000 pesos. Yea, that's right, $19,000. Almost 1000 USD. I am incoherently drunk too, so I fight with the manager for a bit, then pay it, tip the server 5% instead of 10% and me and the mexican are off to another club. Because that's the type of asshole I am .

Njoean197,

It takes guts to spill the beans on a night like that in a public forum. While I think this was a very dangerous night, I am impressed by your candor to share it with all of us. Thank you.

You're getting ripped off by that SA girl. 2000 pesos should have given you at least 3 hours, but I think you can afford it, and if so, then all that matters is that you were satisfied.

[Njoean197]

I'm definitely not an authority on all of Mexico, but I probably know more than the average chap. The rest of the fellas can correct me if I'm wrong here, but I think it'd be damned hard to travel through any portion of Mexico without going through some wide swathes of rural cartel-controlled areas where you'd stick out like a sore thumb and not even have the luxury of a windshield and the body of a car to protect you from gunfire. And the more rural you are, the less likely you are to run across anyone at all with any capability of helping you out of a jam.

The map attached here is from the Congressional Research Service and was released in early 2020, but I doubt it's changed much in any way that would make such a trip safer.

My recommendation: whatever block of time you were going to carve out for this trip, reimagine spending it in Mexico City. There are thousands of working girls, a slew of relatively safe hotels, and an Uber is always less than 5 minutes away. Between Twitter, Whatsapp, other websites, the markets, the sex shops. You're never more than an hour away from busting a nut in an extremely decent looking woman. Not only is the risk exponentially less, but the reward is exponentially more, if we're measuring it by the number of different hot chicks you can have sex with in the allotted time.

I had an Asian friend spit some knowledge to me one time which I will never forget. I asked him if we had any pussy lined up for the weekend, and he just looked at me and said, "nah, I can only fuck so many dime hoes". Hahaha said it with a thick Asian-American accent, dude was funny as hell. He made a great point though, you really can only fuck so many hoes before you want to experience some different things, like exploring the open road and different cities. That being said, a motorcycle accident or run in with the cartel seems to be way worse than getting tired of fucking Mexican working girls haha. Either way thanks for the heads up with the safety tips. Guys, I really liked a lot of things about CDMX besides just the mongering. I think the risk may be worth the reward on a several week trip through multiple Mexican cities.

[Chris Q Larsen]

Haha, Thanks Subcomm. First Whiskey will be on me. Hey just curious, anyone ever take a motorcycle trip through Mexico? Seems like it would be the ultimate mongering trip. I have been reading its not as dangerous as people think, but I haven't done too much research.

I'm definitely not an authority on all of Mexico, but I probably know more than the average chap. The rest of the fellas can correct me if I'm wrong here, but I think it'd be damned hard to travel through any portion of Mexico without going through some wide swathes of rural cartel-controlled areas where you'd stick out like a sore thumb and not even have the luxury of a windshield and the body of a car to protect you from gunfire. And the more rural you are, the less likely you are to run across anyone at all with any capability of helping you out of a jam.

The map attached here is from the Congressional Research Service and was released in early 2020, but I doubt it's changed much in any way that would make such a trip safer.

My recommendation: whatever block of time you were going to carve out for this trip, reimagine spending it in Mexico City. There are thousands of working girls, a slew of relatively safe hotels, and an Uber is always less than 5 minutes away. Between Twitter, Whatsapp, other websites, the markets, the sex shops. You're never more than an hour away from busting a nut in an extremely decent looking woman. Not only is the risk exponentially less, but the reward is exponentially more, if we're measuring it by the number of different hot chicks you can have sex with in the allotted time.

[Njoean197]

This is an absolutely epic trip report! Kudos to you Sir. Your my hero. Let's party next time your in Mexico, I'm buying the Whisky.

Haha, Thanks Subcomm. First Whiskey will be on me. Hey just curious, anyone ever take a motorcycle trip through Mexico? Seems like it would be the ultimate mongering trip. I have been reading its not as dangerous as people think, but I haven't done too much research.

[SubComm]

So I stayed 5 days in CDMX. Here is a rundown of the relevant information.

I was heading to Guadalajara until the last minute, GDL put a curfew in place, so I switched to CDMX.

My flights there were on time and travel could not have been easier going from the USA To CDMX. Cab from Airport to Barcelo was less than 20 bucks USD and I tipped the guy good.

Stayed at Barcelo Reforma and it was very nice in every way. I brought one girl back twice and was not bothered by staff and did not have to register her. Price was around 60 $ a night for a slightly upgraded room. Really beautiful hotel. There is a liquor store right across the street and a fancy restaurant downstairs which I never ate at. There is a nice gym, but I never used it.

Ok First night in CDMX. I was ready to fucking rage. Decided to just use milerticos and take my chances with whatever fuckin shows up, fuck it. First girl was a fuckin crack head, only called her because as I am ashamed to admit, she said she could get coke. She was sleazy lookin guys, I let her blow me and was grossed out, bought the coke and left to party. Got a room at Hotel Patrismo. It was 700 pesos for the room. Room is pretty nice too. I called a girl off milerticos. She came over and was not bad at all. Solid 7 and was ready to party with me and we did for a few hours. Damage was 2000 pesos. She leaves and I m still ready to go and so I call another and she shows up with more coke and we party together drinking, partying, and boozing till 5 am Damage was 2000 pesos. Again the girl was not bad lookin at all. I decide to head back to my hotel, I am pretty fucked up but I can manage. I get to the room and I start throwing feelers out for milerticos girls but I m too fucked up to pull the trigger and I pass out around 6 am What a night of debauchery.

Second Night: Warning I am about to tread into asshole / moron territory. Just giving you a heads up, I get stupid. So I wake hung over, but its not too bad. I think around 3 pm Or so I start to feel better and I call an escort off one of the agencies recommended to me by Juan "Mr. CDMX" Carter. Guy has a ton of useful info about whoring in CDMX. Really friendly too. Juan thanks for sending me the agencies BTW. Anyway, turns out the girl is staying in Reforma. I take a cab to her apartment and the cab driver doesn't know the exact address and I have to walk a few blocks through Reforma around 5 pm Guys, Reforma is really cool even if it is the gay center of CDMX. I saw a lot of clubs were open and they looked cool, but I never made it into any of them. Finally I show up to the escort's residence and she is borderline 8, gives great G. F. E. Service. I finish my business and I am feeling good and I take a stroll through Reforma. So a little 50 year old Mexican man approaches me and says in broken english, "you looking for girl"? I think for a moment, and I say. Yeah I am. He starts walking and off we go. I knew this was a stupid idea, but I have a long history of doing stupid things like this. We walk for about 20 minutes, threw over passes, construction sites, down side streets, across a bridge. Barely even speak to each other. We were on a mission, a little old mexican man and a creepy American tourist looking to bang some working girls. Finally, we arrive to a strip club called "Queens" I think. I tip the guy some pesos and he is very grateful and he gives me my space in the club. Honestly I did a ton of fuckin the night before, and I just fucked that chick in Reforma, so I really wasn't even in the mood, but I do love drinking a glass of whisky in a sleazy strip club. BTW this club had no cover, but its mandatory you order food, I order 200 $ pesos tacos. Whatever. So I already am well aware of how the girls sit with you and order drinks and the drinks are priced outrageously, so I decline to have any girls sit with me. I tell myself I ll eat a few tacos and drink a few drinks, no big deal, and be on my way. Well I couldn't help myself and after 3 or 4 glasses of whisky which were around 300 pesos each and a few Modelos which were around 150 each, I start to feel really good. My mexican amigo sits with me, and we start talking broken english and spanish to each and the next thing I know we are going shot for shot with cheap tequila. Next thing I know, two fucking gorGeous mexicanas, and I mean drop dead fuckin gorgeous are sitting and drinking with us. They are super friendly and we are all drinking hard and grabbing each other, there grabbing my dick and loving it, or pretending to love, who cares either way, but were having fun. Some city offIcials come to inspect the club, that the club is meeting covid standards so we have to space out and wear masks for a few minutes. They leave and the party continues. Finally, I am given the bill. It was a massive amount of money. Guys I am really embarrassed to say this because I am by no means wealthy and I had no intention on spending this much money. Its 19,000 pesos. Yea, that's right, $19,000. Almost 1000 USD. I am incoherently drunk too, so I fight with the manager for a bit, then pay it, tip the server 5% instead of 10% and me and the mexican are off to another club. Because that's the type of asshole I am. I put the last bill on a credit card, and it was only around 11 pm So me and little mex go off to party some more. He takes me to the Black Hoyce Club. Guys this place is nice and the girls are top fuckin notch. I am absolutely wasted walking in, and I am grabbing girls as they walk by and making them drink with me. I order a bottle of lord knows what and me and little mex and some gorgeous cuban girl start drinking. Next thing I know I kinda remember little mex carrying my 240 lb ass to a cab. Then I think I puked in the guys cab and all over myself. Then I remember little mex carrying me up to my room, and I remember telling him siete, my floor, and cien siete, my room number. Then I wake up 15 hours later naked in my bad with vomit all over my clothes and I truly feel like I am going to die and all the money in my wallet is gone. I check my credit credit and I was charged another 400 USD at Black Hoyce. I literalLy want to jump off the balcony which my room doesn't have. Its a painful feeling knowing I stupidly blew that much money. It sucks, but I m sharing my experience to let everyone know, just stay the fuck out of these places, they are straight thieves in there. At this point, it is what it is and the damage is done. I truly regret that night as spending that much money is far beyond my budget. Regardless wether he robbed me or not, I will never forget little mex, we couldn't even speak the same language, but we partied like long lost brothers who served in combat together. I hope the money he robbed out of my wallet gets him what he needs, or maybe a stripper robbed, I don't know. Again, I am that asshole.

Saturday: Guys I really am dangerously hung over, I am dizzy when I get out of bed and my body aches, I know even I cannot drink tonight. My body's limit has been reached. So I had been messaging some girls from Seeking Arrangements and its a huge pain in the ass, I am not trying to profess my love to some working girl to get a fancy date, but I got a discount on the subscription, so I got it. I pick a random seeking chick I had been messaging and I txt her, "2000 pesos for sex at my hotel for 1 hour". I am done with the bull shit and I need to fuck and have a working girl rub my back and nurse me back to health, I could care less if she is offended. Surprising she replies, "what time?" Great this is awesome, I tell her 7 and she shows up on time. Again, I am dangerously hung over, Its kinda hard to even meet her in the lobby and walk her to my room. This girl speaks decent english and she is very nice so far. Looks wise, I would say a high 6, maybe a 7 at her best, but cute face and great personality. I am too hung over for any games, I just strip naked and lay in bed and tell her, " I am very sorry to just get naked, but I am very hung over and I want to just fuck and then relax naked with you". She says "no problem I understand". Whoa this is great I think. She fucks me like I was a boyfriend who broke her heart 10 years ago. I mean some of the most intimate best sex of my mongering life. This girl really wants to fuck more than I do and has shaking squirting orgasms. Its a really great experience. We end up cuddling and fucking all night. She is one of the sweetest people I have ever met. Tells me she is an architect and she has never just responded to a text to just come over for sex before. I think, "yeah right, nice try" I am probably the 3rd guy today already, but who knows, she was very well spoken and spoke very good english and was quite knowledgable about American politics and the relations and history between the USA And Mexico. Anyway, the next morning, she says I don't have to pay her, but I know she wants me to pay her, I give her 4000 pesos because she really was a super sweet girl and gave me a great night.

Sunday night: I repeat the same night as before with the same girl. I used to not be a fan of seeking arrangements or Mexico, but this trip has changed my mind. Mexicans are truly friendly people. Like really friendly. You don't get that pathetic beggar shit like you do in the Dominican Republic. Sorry Dominican Republic, but you know its true, everyone hassles you for a tip or something there. I am going to be back to CDMX. Its a fuckin cool city with super friendly people and a deep rich history and great climate. The food is cheap and delicious as well. Just stay the fuck out the strip clubs and your good. When this covid shit is over, I can't wait to check out the night life scene and see what its all about.

Guys, I hope my stupidity is a good cautionary tale for everyone to follow. And if you feel like calling me a asshole who gives gringos a bad name, I can't say your wrong. I was that guy and trust me, no one is more sorry than me. Here is 3 things I learned about CDMX.

1. Give Seeking a try, use the discount code and get a month membership for 60 $ like I did. I think it can definately be worth it if your looking for a G. F. E. Type thing.

2. Stay out of strip clubs.

3. Find a little Mex, Little mex was the fucking man. I think he may have saved my life or at least kept me out of a Mexican jail for a night.

This is an absolutely epic trip report! Kudos to you Sir. Your my hero. Let's party next time your in Mexico, I'm buying the Whisky.

[AmericanPi]

So I stayed 5 days in CDMX. Here is a rundown of the relevant information.

I was heading to Guadalajara......

Amazing story man. Thanks for taking the time.

[Travel365]

Twitter: Princess_Teran.

Repeat: Probably not, but fun first time if you like this stuff.

Damage: 1800 1 HR including all above + video whatever + 200 tip.

Looks: 6. 5/10 (more if you like tattoos).

Performance: 7/10.

Attitude: 7/10.

Value: 7. 5/10.

Found her on twitter from an auto-recommendation. Saw the tats, partially shaved head, and devilish look, so checked profile. She's swallowing some LB in a video up at the top of her profile, and was looking for some garganta profunda, so I figured I'the spin the wheel of destiny. Whatsapp is on Tinder profile. Answered within minutes and scheduled to arrive an hour later. Only 10 min late w / extraordinary traffic. Not bad. Quoted 1400 for 1 HR in hotel including BBBJ. But 1800 pesos for apartment, which she doesn't like to do. So I asked for rimming and full video at the 1800 in my apt. No problem! Glad she upped the price so I remembered to ask jeje.

Came in and we smoked. DFK. She does everything really repetitive and fast, but when I asked her to slow down (in Spanish), she did. (Mas despacio porfa). Get into the bedroom and more kissing and grinding as getting her naked. She not super short, but she has thin hips, and overall on the skinnier side. A bit of baby damage, but not much. Tattoos all over. Tongue that is double pierced with 2 little balls to kiss and lick. The lower one side of her head is shaved. Overall alternative / emo-ish look. Not exactly my thing, but she wore it well. Sexy.

She pulls out the LB and starts slurping. Nice saliva (although not the excessive amount I asked for jeje.) Good suction. She tends to bob fast, but after asking, she slowed down and did exactly what I wanted. Worshipped the balls. Lower. Taint. Rimming. And let me get up on top and slide the LB between her tetas as she licked the LB and rimmed (basically offset 69 w / me on top). This masseuse from Bali used to do this to me, and I loved it Extra points for this.

She committed to CIM and did NOT disappoint! No trying to shy away. No taking the first spurt and finishing with the hand. She was slurping til the last drop. Then went to spit out, which doesn't matter to me. I actually prefer they just let it drool back onto the LB and keep stroking, but forgot to tell her that, and honestly couldn't communicate it at the moment. BBBJ. Bit of FS, back to BBBJ & CIM. Took a little break. And put her clothes back on after 40 min.

She clearly stated 1 HR, unlimited relationships, but she was trying to say since we did BBBJ twice & FS, w / 1 leche, that's it. I reminded her what ilimitada meant, and she got down on her knees and started slurping again. She had these long kinda sharp fingernails and felt great on the huevos She sucked with enthusiasm and ran her nails across the huevos until slurping down the leche once again. And just like the first time, didn't let up until I asked her to. A bit of a knock for trying to skip out early clearly not as stated, but she at least honored it once reminded. I didn't have to whip out my phone and show her the messages she sent me. And fortunately, she did not ask for and I did not pay in advance, so it's a lot harder to skip out on the agreed upon services.

Overall, a fun experience And a good experience with the garganta profunda, CIM, and rimming Check out her fingernails in the pics.

[Njoean197]

Wow! You like to live dangerously. I guess that you have nothing to lose in life except for life itself.

Guys use this as an example and be safe out there. Make smart decisions that you won't regret!

Unfortunately its true, I do not have much to live for and probably never will. I am a team player though and I have always caught the backs of my friends regardless of the situation. I am posting this stupid shit as a genuine warning to anybody mongering in CDMX or anywhere. Be careful, hold your liquor like a man, and most importantly keep track of the bill at the strip club.

[MongerHunger]

Wow! You like to live dangerously. I guess that you have nothing to lose in life except for life itself.

Guys use this as an example and be safe out there. Make smart decisions that you won't regret!

So I stayed 5 days in CDMX. Here is a rundown of the relevant information.

I was heading to Guadalajara until the last minute, GDL put a curfew in place, so I switched to CDMX.

My flights there were on time and travel could not have been easier going from the USA To CDMX. Cab from Airport to Barcelo was less than 20 bucks USD and I tipped the guy good.

Stayed at Barcelo Reforma and it was very nice in every way. I brought one girl back twice and was not bothered by staff and did not have to register her. Price was around 60 $ a night for a slightly upgraded room. Really beautiful hotel. There is a liquor store right across the street and a fancy restaurant downstairs which I never ate at. There is a nice gym, but I never used it.

Ok First night in CDMX. I was ready to fucking rage. Decided to just use milerticos and take my chances with whatever fuckin shows up, fuck it. First girl was a fuckin crack head, only called her because as I am ashamed to admit, she said she could get coke. She was sleazy lookin guys, I let her blow me and was grossed out, bought the coke and left to party. Got a room at Hotel Patrismo. It was 700 pesos for the room. Room is pretty nice too. I called a girl off milerticos. She came over and was not bad at all. Solid 7 and was ready to party with me and we did for a few hours. Damage was 2000 pesos. She leaves and I m still ready to go and so I call another and she shows up with more coke and we party together drinking, partying, and boozing till 5 am Damage was 2000 pesos. Again the girl was not bad lookin at all. I decide to head back to my hotel, I am pretty fucked up but I can manage. I get to the room and I start throwing feelers out for milerticos girls but I m too fucked up to pull the trigger and I pass out around 6 am What a night of debauchery..

[SethMacfarlane]

He is speaking of the Intenzzo fka Erotika which is to the west at the MetroBus stop Alvaro Obregon on Insurgentes Sur and found at IntenzzoVIP. Just north on Insurgentes Sur, #222 I think, is the Libido at SexLibido which is on the east side of the street near the Durango MetroBus stop. The cover at the Intenzzo is 70 pesos. Both have special events at an extra charge. Penny Love, Annie Teen Sex and others have recently appeared at the Intenzzo and a few months ago I enjoyed the pleasures of Haide Unique at the Libido in a cabina at her "cogiconvivencia". There are a handful of sex shops with sometimes one or two girls in non-COVID times located near the Alameda. Caution, some sex shops are not staffed with real girls and most are for gays. The Intenzzo is the most popular that I know of. It has the largest selection of girls and more special events. The photos below are from the Intenzzo.

Wow. Thanks for the info and heads up. Intenzzo it is.

[Juan Carter]

A few years ago the grandson of Malcolm X was beaten to death by bouncers disputing a $19,000 MXN bar bill at the strip club in Garibaldi Plaza. They are all notorious rip-offs. If you must go, in spite of repeated warnings, then pay as each round of drinks is served. And ask beforehand about the cost of the girls' drinks. Thanks, Njoean, for the cautionary tale.

[Njoean197]

So I stayed 5 days in CDMX. Here is a rundown of the relevant information.

I was heading to Guadalajara until the last minute, GDL put a curfew in place, so I switched to CDMX.

My flights there were on time and travel could not have been easier going from the USA To CDMX. Cab from Airport to Barcelo was less than 20 bucks USD and I tipped the guy good.

Stayed at Barcelo Reforma and it was very nice in every way. I brought one girl back twice and was not bothered by staff and did not have to register her. Price was around 60 $ a night for a slightly upgraded room. Really beautiful hotel. There is a liquor store right across the street and a fancy restaurant downstairs which I never ate at. There is a nice gym, but I never used it.

Ok First night in CDMX. I was ready to fucking rage. Decided to just use milerticos and take my chances with whatever fuckin shows up, fuck it. First girl was a fuckin crack head, only called her because as I am ashamed to admit, she said she could get coke. She was sleazy lookin guys, I let her blow me and was grossed out, bought the coke and left to party. Got a room at Hotel Patrismo. It was 700 pesos for the room. Room is pretty nice too. I called a girl off milerticos. She came over and was not bad at all. Solid 7 and was ready to party with me and we did for a few hours. Damage was 2000 pesos. She leaves and I m still ready to go and so I call another and she shows up with more coke and we party together drinking, partying, and boozing till 5 am Damage was 2000 pesos. Again the girl was not bad lookin at all. I decide to head back to my hotel, I am pretty fucked up but I can manage. I get to the room and I start throwing feelers out for milerticos girls but I m too fucked up to pull the trigger and I pass out around 6 am What a night of debauchery.

Second Night: Warning I am about to tread into asshole / moron territory. Just giving you a heads up, I get stupid. So I wake hung over, but its not too bad. I think around 3 pm Or so I start to feel better and I call an escort off one of the agencies recommended to me by Juan "Mr. CDMX" Carter. Guy has a ton of useful info about whoring in CDMX. Really friendly too. Juan thanks for sending me the agencies BTW. Anyway, turns out the girl is staying in Reforma. I take a cab to her apartment and the cab driver doesn't know the exact address and I have to walk a few blocks through Reforma around 5 pm Guys, Reforma is really cool even if it is the gay center of CDMX. I saw a lot of clubs were open and they looked cool, but I never made it into any of them. Finally I show up to the escort's residence and she is borderline 8, gives great G. F. E. Service. I finish my business and I am feeling good and I take a stroll through Reforma. So a little 50 year old Mexican man approaches me and says in broken english, "you looking for girl"? I think for a moment, and I say. Yeah I am. He starts walking and off we go. I knew this was a stupid idea, but I have a long history of doing stupid things like this. We walk for about 20 minutes, threw over passes, construction sites, down side streets, across a bridge. Barely even speak to each other. We were on a mission, a little old mexican man and a creepy American tourist looking to bang some working girls. Finally, we arrive to a strip club called "Queens" I think. I tip the guy some pesos and he is very grateful and he gives me my space in the club. Honestly I did a ton of fuckin the night before, and I just fucked that chick in Reforma, so I really wasn't even in the mood, but I do love drinking a glass of whisky in a sleazy strip club. BTW this club had no cover, but its mandatory you order food, I order 200 $ pesos tacos. Whatever. So I already am well aware of how the girls sit with you and order drinks and the drinks are priced outrageously, so I decline to have any girls sit with me. I tell myself I ll eat a few tacos and drink a few drinks, no big deal, and be on my way. Well I couldn't help myself and after 3 or 4 glasses of whisky which were around 300 pesos each and a few Modelos which were around 150 each, I start to feel really good. My mexican amigo sits with me, and we start talking broken english and spanish to each and the next thing I know we are going shot for shot with cheap tequila. Next thing I know, two fucking gorGeous mexicanas, and I mean drop dead fuckin gorgeous are sitting and drinking with us. They are super friendly and we are all drinking hard and grabbing each other, there grabbing my dick and loving it, or pretending to love, who cares either way, but were having fun. Some city offIcials come to inspect the club, that the club is meeting covid standards so we have to space out and wear masks for a few minutes. They leave and the party continues. Finally, I am given the bill. It was a massive amount of money. Guys I am really embarrassed to say this because I am by no means wealthy and I had no intention on spending this much money. Its 19,000 pesos. Yea, that's right, $19,000. Almost 1000 USD. I am incoherently drunk too, so I fight with the manager for a bit, then pay it, tip the server 5% instead of 10% and me and the mexican are off to another club. Because that's the type of asshole I am. I put the last bill on a credit card, and it was only around 11 pm So me and little mex go off to party some more. He takes me to the Black Hoyce Club. Guys this place is nice and the girls are top fuckin notch. I am absolutely wasted walking in, and I am grabbing girls as they walk by and making them drink with me. I order a bottle of lord knows what and me and little mex and some gorgeous cuban girl start drinking. Next thing I know I kinda remember little mex carrying my 240 lb ass to a cab. Then I think I puked in the guys cab and all over myself. Then I remember little mex carrying me up to my room, and I remember telling him siete, my floor, and cien siete, my room number. Then I wake up 15 hours later naked in my bad with vomit all over my clothes and I truly feel like I am going to die and all the money in my wallet is gone. I check my credit credit and I was charged another 400 USD at Black Hoyce. I literalLy want to jump off the balcony which my room doesn't have. Its a painful feeling knowing I stupidly blew that much money. It sucks, but I m sharing my experience to let everyone know, just stay the fuck out of these places, they are straight thieves in there. At this point, it is what it is and the damage is done. I truly regret that night as spending that much money is far beyond my budget. Regardless wether he robbed me or not, I will never forget little mex, we couldn't even speak the same language, but we partied like long lost brothers who served in combat together. I hope the money he robbed out of my wallet gets him what he needs, or maybe a stripper robbed, I don't know. Again, I am that asshole.

Saturday: Guys I really am dangerously hung over, I am dizzy when I get out of bed and my body aches, I know even I cannot drink tonight. My body's limit has been reached. So I had been messaging some girls from Seeking Arrangements and its a huge pain in the ass, I am not trying to profess my love to some working girl to get a fancy date, but I got a discount on the subscription, so I got it. I pick a random seeking chick I had been messaging and I txt her, "2000 pesos for sex at my hotel for 1 hour". I am done with the bull shit and I need to fuck and have a working girl rub my back and nurse me back to health, I could care less if she is offended. Surprising she replies, "what time?" Great this is awesome, I tell her 7 and she shows up on time. Again, I am dangerously hung over, Its kinda hard to even meet her in the lobby and walk her to my room. This girl speaks decent english and she is very nice so far. Looks wise, I would say a high 6, maybe a 7 at her best, but cute face and great personality. I am too hung over for any games, I just strip naked and lay in bed and tell her, " I am very sorry to just get naked, but I am very hung over and I want to just fuck and then relax naked with you". She says "no problem I understand". Whoa this is great I think. She fucks me like I was a boyfriend who broke her heart 10 years ago. I mean some of the most intimate best sex of my mongering life. This girl really wants to fuck more than I do and has shaking squirting orgasms. Its a really great experience. We end up cuddling and fucking all night. She is one of the sweetest people I have ever met. Tells me she is an architect and she has never just responded to a text to just come over for sex before. I think, "yeah right, nice try" I am probably the 3rd guy today already, but who knows, she was very well spoken and spoke very good english and was quite knowledgable about American politics and the relations and history between the USA And Mexico. Anyway, the next morning, she says I don't have to pay her, but I know she wants me to pay her, I give her 4000 pesos because she really was a super sweet girl and gave me a great night.

Sunday night: I repeat the same night as before with the same girl. I used to not be a fan of seeking arrangements or Mexico, but this trip has changed my mind. Mexicans are truly friendly people. Like really friendly. You don't get that pathetic beggar shit like you do in the Dominican Republic. Sorry Dominican Republic, but you know its true, everyone hassles you for a tip or something there. I am going to be back to CDMX. Its a fuckin cool city with super friendly people and a deep rich history and great climate. The food is cheap and delicious as well. Just stay the fuck out the strip clubs and your good. When this covid shit is over, I can't wait to check out the night life scene and see what its all about.

Guys, I hope my stupidity is a good cautionary tale for everyone to follow. And if you feel like calling me a asshole who gives gringos a bad name, I can't say your wrong. I was that guy and trust me, no one is more sorry than me. Here is 3 things I learned about CDMX.

1. Give Seeking a try, use the discount code and get a month membership for 60 $ like I did. I think it can definately be worth it if your looking for a G. F. E. Type thing.

2. Stay out of strip clubs.

3. Find a little Mex, Little mex was the fucking man. I think he may have saved my life or at least kept me out of a Mexican jail for a night.