D. F. Escorts

[Njoean197]

I'm definitely not an authority on all of Mexico, but I probably know more than the average chap. The rest of the fellas can correct me if I'm wrong here, but I think it'd be damned hard to travel through any portion of Mexico without going through some wide swathes of rural cartel-controlled areas where you'd stick out like a sore thumb and not even have the luxury of a windshield and the body of a car to protect you from gunfire. And the more rural you are, the less likely you are to run across anyone at all with any capability of helping you out of a jam.

The map attached here is from the Congressional Research Service and was released in early 2020, but I doubt it's changed much in any way that would make such a trip safer.

My recommendation: whatever block of time you were going to carve out for this trip, reimagine spending it in Mexico City. There are thousands of working girls, a slew of relatively safe hotels, and an Uber is always less than 5 minutes away. Between Twitter, Whatsapp, other websites, the markets, the sex shops. You're never more than an hour away from busting a nut in an extremely decent looking woman. Not only is the risk exponentially less, but the reward is exponentially more, if we're measuring it by the number of different hot chicks you can have sex with in the allotted time.

I had an Asian friend spit some knowledge to me one time which I will never forget. I asked him if we had any pussy lined up for the weekend, and he just looked at me and said, "nah, I can only fuck so many dime hoes". Hahaha said it with a thick Asian-American accent, dude was funny as hell. He made a great point though, you really can only fuck so many hoes before you want to experience some different things, like exploring the open road and different cities. That being said, a motorcycle accident or run in with the cartel seems to be way worse than getting tired of fucking Mexican working girls haha. Either way thanks for the heads up with the safety tips. Guys, I really liked a lot of things about CDMX besides just the mongering. I think the risk may be worth the reward on a several week trip through multiple Mexican cities.

[Chris Q Larsen]

Haha, Thanks Subcomm. First Whiskey will be on me. Hey just curious, anyone ever take a motorcycle trip through Mexico? Seems like it would be the ultimate mongering trip. I have been reading its not as dangerous as people think, but I haven't done too much research.

I'm definitely not an authority on all of Mexico, but I probably know more than the average chap. The rest of the fellas can correct me if I'm wrong here, but I think it'd be damned hard to travel through any portion of Mexico without going through some wide swathes of rural cartel-controlled areas where you'd stick out like a sore thumb and not even have the luxury of a windshield and the body of a car to protect you from gunfire. And the more rural you are, the less likely you are to run across anyone at all with any capability of helping you out of a jam.

The map attached here is from the Congressional Research Service and was released in early 2020, but I doubt it's changed much in any way that would make such a trip safer.

My recommendation: whatever block of time you were going to carve out for this trip, reimagine spending it in Mexico City. There are thousands of working girls, a slew of relatively safe hotels, and an Uber is always less than 5 minutes away. Between Twitter, Whatsapp, other websites, the markets, the sex shops. You're never more than an hour away from busting a nut in an extremely decent looking woman. Not only is the risk exponentially less, but the reward is exponentially more, if we're measuring it by the number of different hot chicks you can have sex with in the allotted time.

[Njoean197]

This is an absolutely epic trip report! Kudos to you Sir. Your my hero. Let's party next time your in Mexico, I'm buying the Whisky.

Haha, Thanks Subcomm. First Whiskey will be on me. Hey just curious, anyone ever take a motorcycle trip through Mexico? Seems like it would be the ultimate mongering trip. I have been reading its not as dangerous as people think, but I haven't done too much research.

[SubComm]

So I stayed 5 days in CDMX. Here is a rundown of the relevant information.

I was heading to Guadalajara until the last minute, GDL put a curfew in place, so I switched to CDMX.

My flights there were on time and travel could not have been easier going from the USA To CDMX. Cab from Airport to Barcelo was less than 20 bucks USD and I tipped the guy good.

Stayed at Barcelo Reforma and it was very nice in every way. I brought one girl back twice and was not bothered by staff and did not have to register her. Price was around 60 $ a night for a slightly upgraded room. Really beautiful hotel. There is a liquor store right across the street and a fancy restaurant downstairs which I never ate at. There is a nice gym, but I never used it.

Ok First night in CDMX. I was ready to fucking rage. Decided to just use milerticos and take my chances with whatever fuckin shows up, fuck it. First girl was a fuckin crack head, only called her because as I am ashamed to admit, she said she could get coke. She was sleazy lookin guys, I let her blow me and was grossed out, bought the coke and left to party. Got a room at Hotel Patrismo. It was 700 pesos for the room. Room is pretty nice too. I called a girl off milerticos. She came over and was not bad at all. Solid 7 and was ready to party with me and we did for a few hours. Damage was 2000 pesos. She leaves and I m still ready to go and so I call another and she shows up with more coke and we party together drinking, partying, and boozing till 5 am Damage was 2000 pesos. Again the girl was not bad lookin at all. I decide to head back to my hotel, I am pretty fucked up but I can manage. I get to the room and I start throwing feelers out for milerticos girls but I m too fucked up to pull the trigger and I pass out around 6 am What a night of debauchery.

Second Night: Warning I am about to tread into asshole / moron territory. Just giving you a heads up, I get stupid. So I wake hung over, but its not too bad. I think around 3 pm Or so I start to feel better and I call an escort off one of the agencies recommended to me by Juan "Mr. CDMX" Carter. Guy has a ton of useful info about whoring in CDMX. Really friendly too. Juan thanks for sending me the agencies BTW. Anyway, turns out the girl is staying in Reforma. I take a cab to her apartment and the cab driver doesn't know the exact address and I have to walk a few blocks through Reforma around 5 pm Guys, Reforma is really cool even if it is the gay center of CDMX. I saw a lot of clubs were open and they looked cool, but I never made it into any of them. Finally I show up to the escort's residence and she is borderline 8, gives great G. F. E. Service. I finish my business and I am feeling good and I take a stroll through Reforma. So a little 50 year old Mexican man approaches me and says in broken english, "you looking for girl"? I think for a moment, and I say. Yeah I am. He starts walking and off we go. I knew this was a stupid idea, but I have a long history of doing stupid things like this. We walk for about 20 minutes, threw over passes, construction sites, down side streets, across a bridge. Barely even speak to each other. We were on a mission, a little old mexican man and a creepy American tourist looking to bang some working girls. Finally, we arrive to a strip club called "Queens" I think. I tip the guy some pesos and he is very grateful and he gives me my space in the club. Honestly I did a ton of fuckin the night before, and I just fucked that chick in Reforma, so I really wasn't even in the mood, but I do love drinking a glass of whisky in a sleazy strip club. BTW this club had no cover, but its mandatory you order food, I order 200 $ pesos tacos. Whatever. So I already am well aware of how the girls sit with you and order drinks and the drinks are priced outrageously, so I decline to have any girls sit with me. I tell myself I ll eat a few tacos and drink a few drinks, no big deal, and be on my way. Well I couldn't help myself and after 3 or 4 glasses of whisky which were around 300 pesos each and a few Modelos which were around 150 each, I start to feel really good. My mexican amigo sits with me, and we start talking broken english and spanish to each and the next thing I know we are going shot for shot with cheap tequila. Next thing I know, two fucking gorGeous mexicanas, and I mean drop dead fuckin gorgeous are sitting and drinking with us. They are super friendly and we are all drinking hard and grabbing each other, there grabbing my dick and loving it, or pretending to love, who cares either way, but were having fun. Some city offIcials come to inspect the club, that the club is meeting covid standards so we have to space out and wear masks for a few minutes. They leave and the party continues. Finally, I am given the bill. It was a massive amount of money. Guys I am really embarrassed to say this because I am by no means wealthy and I had no intention on spending this much money. Its 19,000 pesos. Yea, that's right, $19,000. Almost 1000 USD. I am incoherently drunk too, so I fight with the manager for a bit, then pay it, tip the server 5% instead of 10% and me and the mexican are off to another club. Because that's the type of asshole I am. I put the last bill on a credit card, and it was only around 11 pm So me and little mex go off to party some more. He takes me to the Black Hoyce Club. Guys this place is nice and the girls are top fuckin notch. I am absolutely wasted walking in, and I am grabbing girls as they walk by and making them drink with me. I order a bottle of lord knows what and me and little mex and some gorgeous cuban girl start drinking. Next thing I know I kinda remember little mex carrying my 240 lb ass to a cab. Then I think I puked in the guys cab and all over myself. Then I remember little mex carrying me up to my room, and I remember telling him siete, my floor, and cien siete, my room number. Then I wake up 15 hours later naked in my bad with vomit all over my clothes and I truly feel like I am going to die and all the money in my wallet is gone. I check my credit credit and I was charged another 400 USD at Black Hoyce. I literalLy want to jump off the balcony which my room doesn't have. Its a painful feeling knowing I stupidly blew that much money. It sucks, but I m sharing my experience to let everyone know, just stay the fuck out of these places, they are straight thieves in there. At this point, it is what it is and the damage is done. I truly regret that night as spending that much money is far beyond my budget. Regardless wether he robbed me or not, I will never forget little mex, we couldn't even speak the same language, but we partied like long lost brothers who served in combat together. I hope the money he robbed out of my wallet gets him what he needs, or maybe a stripper robbed, I don't know. Again, I am that asshole.

Saturday: Guys I really am dangerously hung over, I am dizzy when I get out of bed and my body aches, I know even I cannot drink tonight. My body's limit has been reached. So I had been messaging some girls from Seeking Arrangements and its a huge pain in the ass, I am not trying to profess my love to some working girl to get a fancy date, but I got a discount on the subscription, so I got it. I pick a random seeking chick I had been messaging and I txt her, "2000 pesos for sex at my hotel for 1 hour". I am done with the bull shit and I need to fuck and have a working girl rub my back and nurse me back to health, I could care less if she is offended. Surprising she replies, "what time?" Great this is awesome, I tell her 7 and she shows up on time. Again, I am dangerously hung over, Its kinda hard to even meet her in the lobby and walk her to my room. This girl speaks decent english and she is very nice so far. Looks wise, I would say a high 6, maybe a 7 at her best, but cute face and great personality. I am too hung over for any games, I just strip naked and lay in bed and tell her, " I am very sorry to just get naked, but I am very hung over and I want to just fuck and then relax naked with you". She says "no problem I understand". Whoa this is great I think. She fucks me like I was a boyfriend who broke her heart 10 years ago. I mean some of the most intimate best sex of my mongering life. This girl really wants to fuck more than I do and has shaking squirting orgasms. Its a really great experience. We end up cuddling and fucking all night. She is one of the sweetest people I have ever met. Tells me she is an architect and she has never just responded to a text to just come over for sex before. I think, "yeah right, nice try" I am probably the 3rd guy today already, but who knows, she was very well spoken and spoke very good english and was quite knowledgable about American politics and the relations and history between the USA And Mexico. Anyway, the next morning, she says I don't have to pay her, but I know she wants me to pay her, I give her 4000 pesos because she really was a super sweet girl and gave me a great night.

Sunday night: I repeat the same night as before with the same girl. I used to not be a fan of seeking arrangements or Mexico, but this trip has changed my mind. Mexicans are truly friendly people. Like really friendly. You don't get that pathetic beggar shit like you do in the Dominican Republic. Sorry Dominican Republic, but you know its true, everyone hassles you for a tip or something there. I am going to be back to CDMX. Its a fuckin cool city with super friendly people and a deep rich history and great climate. The food is cheap and delicious as well. Just stay the fuck out the strip clubs and your good. When this covid shit is over, I can't wait to check out the night life scene and see what its all about.

Guys, I hope my stupidity is a good cautionary tale for everyone to follow. And if you feel like calling me a asshole who gives gringos a bad name, I can't say your wrong. I was that guy and trust me, no one is more sorry than me. Here is 3 things I learned about CDMX.

1. Give Seeking a try, use the discount code and get a month membership for 60 $ like I did. I think it can definately be worth it if your looking for a G. F. E. Type thing.

2. Stay out of strip clubs.

3. Find a little Mex, Little mex was the fucking man. I think he may have saved my life or at least kept me out of a Mexican jail for a night.

This is an absolutely epic trip report! Kudos to you Sir. Your my hero. Let's party next time your in Mexico, I'm buying the Whisky.

[AmericanPi]

So I stayed 5 days in CDMX. Here is a rundown of the relevant information.

I was heading to Guadalajara......

Amazing story man. Thanks for taking the time.

[Travel365]

Twitter: Princess_Teran.

Repeat: Probably not, but fun first time if you like this stuff.

Damage: 1800 1 HR including all above + video whatever + 200 tip.

Looks: 6. 5/10 (more if you like tattoos).

Performance: 7/10.

Attitude: 7/10.

Value: 7. 5/10.

Found her on twitter from an auto-recommendation. Saw the tats, partially shaved head, and devilish look, so checked profile. She's swallowing some LB in a video up at the top of her profile, and was looking for some garganta profunda, so I figured I'the spin the wheel of destiny. Whatsapp is on Tinder profile. Answered within minutes and scheduled to arrive an hour later. Only 10 min late w / extraordinary traffic. Not bad. Quoted 1400 for 1 HR in hotel including BBBJ. But 1800 pesos for apartment, which she doesn't like to do. So I asked for rimming and full video at the 1800 in my apt. No problem! Glad she upped the price so I remembered to ask jeje.

Came in and we smoked. DFK. She does everything really repetitive and fast, but when I asked her to slow down (in Spanish), she did. (Mas despacio porfa). Get into the bedroom and more kissing and grinding as getting her naked. She not super short, but she has thin hips, and overall on the skinnier side. A bit of baby damage, but not much. Tattoos all over. Tongue that is double pierced with 2 little balls to kiss and lick. The lower one side of her head is shaved. Overall alternative / emo-ish look. Not exactly my thing, but she wore it well. Sexy.

She pulls out the LB and starts slurping. Nice saliva (although not the excessive amount I asked for jeje.) Good suction. She tends to bob fast, but after asking, she slowed down and did exactly what I wanted. Worshipped the balls. Lower. Taint. Rimming. And let me get up on top and slide the LB between her tetas as she licked the LB and rimmed (basically offset 69 w / me on top). This masseuse from Bali used to do this to me, and I loved it Extra points for this.

She committed to CIM and did NOT disappoint! No trying to shy away. No taking the first spurt and finishing with the hand. She was slurping til the last drop. Then went to spit out, which doesn't matter to me. I actually prefer they just let it drool back onto the LB and keep stroking, but forgot to tell her that, and honestly couldn't communicate it at the moment. BBBJ. Bit of FS, back to BBBJ & CIM. Took a little break. And put her clothes back on after 40 min.

She clearly stated 1 HR, unlimited relationships, but she was trying to say since we did BBBJ twice & FS, w / 1 leche, that's it. I reminded her what ilimitada meant, and she got down on her knees and started slurping again. She had these long kinda sharp fingernails and felt great on the huevos She sucked with enthusiasm and ran her nails across the huevos until slurping down the leche once again. And just like the first time, didn't let up until I asked her to. A bit of a knock for trying to skip out early clearly not as stated, but she at least honored it once reminded. I didn't have to whip out my phone and show her the messages she sent me. And fortunately, she did not ask for and I did not pay in advance, so it's a lot harder to skip out on the agreed upon services.

Overall, a fun experience And a good experience with the garganta profunda, CIM, and rimming Check out her fingernails in the pics.

[Njoean197]

Wow! You like to live dangerously. I guess that you have nothing to lose in life except for life itself.

Guys use this as an example and be safe out there. Make smart decisions that you won't regret!

Unfortunately its true, I do not have much to live for and probably never will. I am a team player though and I have always caught the backs of my friends regardless of the situation. I am posting this stupid shit as a genuine warning to anybody mongering in CDMX or anywhere. Be careful, hold your liquor like a man, and most importantly keep track of the bill at the strip club.

[MongerHunger]

Wow! You like to live dangerously. I guess that you have nothing to lose in life except for life itself.

Guys use this as an example and be safe out there. Make smart decisions that you won't regret!

So I stayed 5 days in CDMX. Here is a rundown of the relevant information.

I was heading to Guadalajara until the last minute, GDL put a curfew in place, so I switched to CDMX.

My flights there were on time and travel could not have been easier going from the USA To CDMX. Cab from Airport to Barcelo was less than 20 bucks USD and I tipped the guy good.

Stayed at Barcelo Reforma and it was very nice in every way. I brought one girl back twice and was not bothered by staff and did not have to register her. Price was around 60 $ a night for a slightly upgraded room. Really beautiful hotel. There is a liquor store right across the street and a fancy restaurant downstairs which I never ate at. There is a nice gym, but I never used it.

Ok First night in CDMX. I was ready to fucking rage. Decided to just use milerticos and take my chances with whatever fuckin shows up, fuck it. First girl was a fuckin crack head, only called her because as I am ashamed to admit, she said she could get coke. She was sleazy lookin guys, I let her blow me and was grossed out, bought the coke and left to party. Got a room at Hotel Patrismo. It was 700 pesos for the room. Room is pretty nice too. I called a girl off milerticos. She came over and was not bad at all. Solid 7 and was ready to party with me and we did for a few hours. Damage was 2000 pesos. She leaves and I m still ready to go and so I call another and she shows up with more coke and we party together drinking, partying, and boozing till 5 am Damage was 2000 pesos. Again the girl was not bad lookin at all. I decide to head back to my hotel, I am pretty fucked up but I can manage. I get to the room and I start throwing feelers out for milerticos girls but I m too fucked up to pull the trigger and I pass out around 6 am What a night of debauchery..

[SethMacfarlane]

He is speaking of the Intenzzo fka Erotika which is to the west at the MetroBus stop Alvaro Obregon on Insurgentes Sur and found at IntenzzoVIP. Just north on Insurgentes Sur, #222 I think, is the Libido at SexLibido which is on the east side of the street near the Durango MetroBus stop. The cover at the Intenzzo is 70 pesos. Both have special events at an extra charge. Penny Love, Annie Teen Sex and others have recently appeared at the Intenzzo and a few months ago I enjoyed the pleasures of Haide Unique at the Libido in a cabina at her "cogiconvivencia". There are a handful of sex shops with sometimes one or two girls in non-COVID times located near the Alameda. Caution, some sex shops are not staffed with real girls and most are for gays. The Intenzzo is the most popular that I know of. It has the largest selection of girls and more special events. The photos below are from the Intenzzo.

Wow. Thanks for the info and heads up. Intenzzo it is.

[Juan Carter]

A few years ago the grandson of Malcolm X was beaten to death by bouncers disputing a $19,000 MXN bar bill at the strip club in Garibaldi Plaza. They are all notorious rip-offs. If you must go, in spite of repeated warnings, then pay as each round of drinks is served. And ask beforehand about the cost of the girls' drinks. Thanks, Njoean, for the cautionary tale.

[Njoean197]

So I stayed 5 days in CDMX. Here is a rundown of the relevant information.

I was heading to Guadalajara until the last minute, GDL put a curfew in place, so I switched to CDMX.

My flights there were on time and travel could not have been easier going from the USA To CDMX. Cab from Airport to Barcelo was less than 20 bucks USD and I tipped the guy good.

Stayed at Barcelo Reforma and it was very nice in every way. I brought one girl back twice and was not bothered by staff and did not have to register her. Price was around 60 $ a night for a slightly upgraded room. Really beautiful hotel. There is a liquor store right across the street and a fancy restaurant downstairs which I never ate at. There is a nice gym, but I never used it.

Ok First night in CDMX. I was ready to fucking rage. Decided to just use milerticos and take my chances with whatever fuckin shows up, fuck it. First girl was a fuckin crack head, only called her because as I am ashamed to admit, she said she could get coke. She was sleazy lookin guys, I let her blow me and was grossed out, bought the coke and left to party. Got a room at Hotel Patrismo. It was 700 pesos for the room. Room is pretty nice too. I called a girl off milerticos. She came over and was not bad at all. Solid 7 and was ready to party with me and we did for a few hours. Damage was 2000 pesos. She leaves and I m still ready to go and so I call another and she shows up with more coke and we party together drinking, partying, and boozing till 5 am Damage was 2000 pesos. Again the girl was not bad lookin at all. I decide to head back to my hotel, I am pretty fucked up but I can manage. I get to the room and I start throwing feelers out for milerticos girls but I m too fucked up to pull the trigger and I pass out around 6 am What a night of debauchery.

Second Night: Warning I am about to tread into asshole / moron territory. Just giving you a heads up, I get stupid. So I wake hung over, but its not too bad. I think around 3 pm Or so I start to feel better and I call an escort off one of the agencies recommended to me by Juan "Mr. CDMX" Carter. Guy has a ton of useful info about whoring in CDMX. Really friendly too. Juan thanks for sending me the agencies BTW. Anyway, turns out the girl is staying in Reforma. I take a cab to her apartment and the cab driver doesn't know the exact address and I have to walk a few blocks through Reforma around 5 pm Guys, Reforma is really cool even if it is the gay center of CDMX. I saw a lot of clubs were open and they looked cool, but I never made it into any of them. Finally I show up to the escort's residence and she is borderline 8, gives great G. F. E. Service. I finish my business and I am feeling good and I take a stroll through Reforma. So a little 50 year old Mexican man approaches me and says in broken english, "you looking for girl"? I think for a moment, and I say. Yeah I am. He starts walking and off we go. I knew this was a stupid idea, but I have a long history of doing stupid things like this. We walk for about 20 minutes, threw over passes, construction sites, down side streets, across a bridge. Barely even speak to each other. We were on a mission, a little old mexican man and a creepy American tourist looking to bang some working girls. Finally, we arrive to a strip club called "Queens" I think. I tip the guy some pesos and he is very grateful and he gives me my space in the club. Honestly I did a ton of fuckin the night before, and I just fucked that chick in Reforma, so I really wasn't even in the mood, but I do love drinking a glass of whisky in a sleazy strip club. BTW this club had no cover, but its mandatory you order food, I order 200 $ pesos tacos. Whatever. So I already am well aware of how the girls sit with you and order drinks and the drinks are priced outrageously, so I decline to have any girls sit with me. I tell myself I ll eat a few tacos and drink a few drinks, no big deal, and be on my way. Well I couldn't help myself and after 3 or 4 glasses of whisky which were around 300 pesos each and a few Modelos which were around 150 each, I start to feel really good. My mexican amigo sits with me, and we start talking broken english and spanish to each and the next thing I know we are going shot for shot with cheap tequila. Next thing I know, two fucking gorGeous mexicanas, and I mean drop dead fuckin gorgeous are sitting and drinking with us. They are super friendly and we are all drinking hard and grabbing each other, there grabbing my dick and loving it, or pretending to love, who cares either way, but were having fun. Some city offIcials come to inspect the club, that the club is meeting covid standards so we have to space out and wear masks for a few minutes. They leave and the party continues. Finally, I am given the bill. It was a massive amount of money. Guys I am really embarrassed to say this because I am by no means wealthy and I had no intention on spending this much money. Its 19,000 pesos. Yea, that's right, $19,000. Almost 1000 USD. I am incoherently drunk too, so I fight with the manager for a bit, then pay it, tip the server 5% instead of 10% and me and the mexican are off to another club. Because that's the type of asshole I am. I put the last bill on a credit card, and it was only around 11 pm So me and little mex go off to party some more. He takes me to the Black Hoyce Club. Guys this place is nice and the girls are top fuckin notch. I am absolutely wasted walking in, and I am grabbing girls as they walk by and making them drink with me. I order a bottle of lord knows what and me and little mex and some gorgeous cuban girl start drinking. Next thing I know I kinda remember little mex carrying my 240 lb ass to a cab. Then I think I puked in the guys cab and all over myself. Then I remember little mex carrying me up to my room, and I remember telling him siete, my floor, and cien siete, my room number. Then I wake up 15 hours later naked in my bad with vomit all over my clothes and I truly feel like I am going to die and all the money in my wallet is gone. I check my credit credit and I was charged another 400 USD at Black Hoyce. I literalLy want to jump off the balcony which my room doesn't have. Its a painful feeling knowing I stupidly blew that much money. It sucks, but I m sharing my experience to let everyone know, just stay the fuck out of these places, they are straight thieves in there. At this point, it is what it is and the damage is done. I truly regret that night as spending that much money is far beyond my budget. Regardless wether he robbed me or not, I will never forget little mex, we couldn't even speak the same language, but we partied like long lost brothers who served in combat together. I hope the money he robbed out of my wallet gets him what he needs, or maybe a stripper robbed, I don't know. Again, I am that asshole.

Saturday: Guys I really am dangerously hung over, I am dizzy when I get out of bed and my body aches, I know even I cannot drink tonight. My body's limit has been reached. So I had been messaging some girls from Seeking Arrangements and its a huge pain in the ass, I am not trying to profess my love to some working girl to get a fancy date, but I got a discount on the subscription, so I got it. I pick a random seeking chick I had been messaging and I txt her, "2000 pesos for sex at my hotel for 1 hour". I am done with the bull shit and I need to fuck and have a working girl rub my back and nurse me back to health, I could care less if she is offended. Surprising she replies, "what time?" Great this is awesome, I tell her 7 and she shows up on time. Again, I am dangerously hung over, Its kinda hard to even meet her in the lobby and walk her to my room. This girl speaks decent english and she is very nice so far. Looks wise, I would say a high 6, maybe a 7 at her best, but cute face and great personality. I am too hung over for any games, I just strip naked and lay in bed and tell her, " I am very sorry to just get naked, but I am very hung over and I want to just fuck and then relax naked with you". She says "no problem I understand". Whoa this is great I think. She fucks me like I was a boyfriend who broke her heart 10 years ago. I mean some of the most intimate best sex of my mongering life. This girl really wants to fuck more than I do and has shaking squirting orgasms. Its a really great experience. We end up cuddling and fucking all night. She is one of the sweetest people I have ever met. Tells me she is an architect and she has never just responded to a text to just come over for sex before. I think, "yeah right, nice try" I am probably the 3rd guy today already, but who knows, she was very well spoken and spoke very good english and was quite knowledgable about American politics and the relations and history between the USA And Mexico. Anyway, the next morning, she says I don't have to pay her, but I know she wants me to pay her, I give her 4000 pesos because she really was a super sweet girl and gave me a great night.

Sunday night: I repeat the same night as before with the same girl. I used to not be a fan of seeking arrangements or Mexico, but this trip has changed my mind. Mexicans are truly friendly people. Like really friendly. You don't get that pathetic beggar shit like you do in the Dominican Republic. Sorry Dominican Republic, but you know its true, everyone hassles you for a tip or something there. I am going to be back to CDMX. Its a fuckin cool city with super friendly people and a deep rich history and great climate. The food is cheap and delicious as well. Just stay the fuck out the strip clubs and your good. When this covid shit is over, I can't wait to check out the night life scene and see what its all about.

Guys, I hope my stupidity is a good cautionary tale for everyone to follow. And if you feel like calling me a asshole who gives gringos a bad name, I can't say your wrong. I was that guy and trust me, no one is more sorry than me. Here is 3 things I learned about CDMX.

1. Give Seeking a try, use the discount code and get a month membership for 60 $ like I did. I think it can definately be worth it if your looking for a G. F. E. Type thing.

2. Stay out of strip clubs.

3. Find a little Mex, Little mex was the fucking man. I think he may have saved my life or at least kept me out of a Mexican jail for a night.

[Juan Carter]

Was this intenzzo or love sex shop? Going to be in CDMX in a week or so and I'm curious about these places. Is there a line up of chicas when you come in?

He is speaking of the Intenzzo fka Erotika which is to the west at the MetroBus stop Alvaro Obregon on Insurgentes Sur and found at IntenzzoVIP. Just north on Insurgentes Sur, #222 I think, is the Libido at SexLibido which is on the east side of the street near the Durango MetroBus stop. The cover at the Intenzzo is 70 pesos. Both have special events at an extra charge. Penny Love, Annie Teen Sex and others have recently appeared at the Intenzzo and a few months ago I enjoyed the pleasures of Haide Unique at the Libido in a cabina at her "cogiconvivencia". There are a handful of sex shops with sometimes one or two girls in non-COVID times located near the Alameda. Caution, some sex shops are not staffed with real girls and most are for gays. The Intenzzo is the most popular that I know of. It has the largest selection of girls and more special events. The photos below are from the Intenzzo.

[SethMacfarlane]

Absolutely awesome. Cover was like 5 dollars. Inside was a freak show. Porn playing everywhere, dingy bar, glory holes.

Had natural oral for 25 dollars or so. She looked nice in the dim light. Throat with the guk guk guk sound effects too. Got her number and she said outcall was 60-75 dollars I forget. Passed because I left town the next day and it was closing time / past her bedtime.

Communicated mostly via google translate.

Was this intenzzo or love sex shop? Going to be in CDMX in a week or so and I'm curious about these places. Is there a line up of chicas when you come in?

[Chris Q Larsen]

Great information, sounds like fun.

How does one get in the WhatsApp loop to receive information about these events?

The honorable Juan Carter keeps me informed! Also, you can follow chesus_el and Eventos3 x. Those are a couple of the party organizers, JC may be able to give you more!

[Juan Carter]

Thankfully, one of the elderly dudes was all over Aline at this point, so he jumped on that grenade for me. There was one painfully, PAINFULLY awkward ugly duckling among the fill-ins. Homely, chubby, socially awkward and was wearing a tank top and shorts vs. The other girls all in bikinis. So when the clock hit 7 pm, I was out.
It was a hell of a time, worth every penny and then some.

I saw her by the name Alina in July of 2018. My review of her and my photos are here. http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/...546&viewfull=1#post2207546 I think she was the last girl that I dated without first having seen a review or having a personal recommendation. She gave a good BBBJ and tried hard to please but the fake photos on her Twitter page made her a disappointment from the git-go.

Thank, Q, for a thorough and entertaining review. You have tempted me to risk COVID exposure at one of the November or December parties. Africa / Felina, Azul Flaquita and Grecia move higher on my got to do list.