FKK Dietzenbach

[Action22]

Could it be changes in laws. In reading other forums it appears that as the beginning of year, sex workers have to do some kind of registration as SWs and some are choosing not to.

Interesting, in the past, German customs officials would have a special passport stamp for SWs. Seems like overkill.

[Action22]

Business trip to Frankfurt with way too much free time on my hands. So called Aldi club closest on the way between target destinations. Hornyness trumps reason and I am in for 30.

I am skipping right to the end and say I hate myself for stopping here.

LU, I guess, is reasonable given the price of it all.

The setting of the club is horrendous. All so cheap and unkind.

After the visit I felt like I have to spray myself off for hours with a hose.

I feel embarrassed and ashamed.

But the stronger sentiment is the pity I have for the poor girls who work there..

Ummm. Isn't AT the birthplace of AO? KW. LOL that's a great saying.

[Action22]

I have not been to Holland in ages, this was back in the 1990's or early 2 K's I used to get the cheap KLM specials from the east coast. Back than $500-$700 RT was pricey. And the guilder rate was cheap. Times have changed, the only good AMS does me now is it is one of Delta's HUB's (partnered w KLM) so it is a good way to get to the continent cheap than make my way to Germany. Holland serves me zero purpose now with Germany for sex and as to my love of looking at Dutch flowers I can now do that by just flying to Denver. Unfortunately my Denver favorite girl is on a Colorado state tax payer sponsored vacation.

AMS has been irrelevant IMO since the late 1990's. The kabine owners got too greedy for their own good and fucked everything up. BTW. Bernd's is different now, but in 1997 or so. If you didn't speak German, you weren't getting in. My German was very rusty, but they thought it cute. That and I also brought friends with me, which they liked. I couldn't get into their sister club once. Sankt Augustin. The Thekefrau was a real *****.

And, if you ask me, KLM's biz class blows. Their coach is pretty good though. So is the coach section of their Sky Team partner, AF.

[Action22]

Sometimes, the GPS comes with the rental. I remember telling the rental agency that I won't be using their GPS service but Sixt gave me a car with it anyway (because it was the only mid sized car available). I don't like using their GPS to go to FKKs / Saunaclubs for the reason that the next person might know you've been a "naughty boy" if you forget to erase / delete all the saved addresses from their GPS! lol! In my opinion, the money to rent a GPS, you can buy a good one which will be worth it after two trips to Germany.

I bring my own GPS (TomTom) from home because it works with the roads in Germany. When I had a Garmin (a long time ago, the newer ones are probably better), with updated programming, I got lost several times and missed Dietzenbach by miles! My TomTom GPS during my previous trips spotted all of the cameras so that I slowed down at the right moments. The last trip, I'm convinced that the police set up new ones (or the ones that can be moved and set up from location to location as demonstrated on one of their TV shows). Maybe that's why the picture that was taken isn't as clear as a regular traffic camera that one of my other friends got caught in (and he paid for because they charged his rental company and they took it from his credit card. Not just the 25 Euro "administration fees").

I never used a car GPS but most FKKs aren't that hard to find, once you get used to how people navigate in Germany. Dietz isn't that hard to find. Sharks is pretty easy. So is GT. Bernd's is a little more complicated because it's in a residential neighborhood, but I never had an issue finding Bernd's in the days before GPS.

Actually being charged for speeding past a traffic camera is a new thing. The actual fine is really cheap, usually EUR 10. It's the BS admin fees.

I don't rent from Sixt anymore, either in the US or Germany. Too much weaselly bullshit with them lately.

[Kosher Kowboy]

I am toying with that app (thank you) and will practice in town here. I wish with all this GPS knowledge you guys could each go pick up a missing Gypsy for my upcoming trip. I see this Selena has returned per another internet source, have read good things and a fellow American I know enjoyed watching her use paper towels. I will offer a crisp 100 note (and will also give you a tip in the form of a crumpled up greasy 20 note) to anyone who can provide proof they were directly responsible for the return of a Gypsy.

I bought a GPS European maps with live traffic and speed cameras.
Finds Dietzenbach Sauna club no problem

The new GPS you have is not finding the Dietzenbach Sauna Club directly rather indirectly as it is simply pinging and getting a signal from a secret camera I installed in the bidet upstairs so I can sit here in between trips and watch the girls vash.

Fortunately I have it programmed for automatic shutoff if Mya is on the bidet. Also, please stop hiding your Queen in your basement or wherever you stashed her, I would appreciate it if she is on the floor next week.

[Optimist]

I bought a GPS European maps with live traffic and speed cameras. Saved me hours of traffic jams and some fines. For repeat visitors to Germany is much much cheaper than hire companies options.

Finds Dietzenbach Sauna club no problem

[ExpatLover]

You beat me to it. I've used Here (We Go) on my iPhone in various parts of the US and Europe and it's performed flawlessly. I've downloaded all of continental US *AND* Europe. For free. I can navigate anywhere and stay completely offline w / o any cellular service (or charges!) And of course it can link to any car bluetooth you might have.

The only downside *some* people might find is that built-in GPS systems often have a larger screen. But frankly Here We Go's voice directions are so good I don't really need to look at the screen. But if I do I find the screen to be very clear with hints about upcoming turns, speed limits, etc. (Not so sure about speed trap alerts. I don't feel a need for that.).

Try it out. The price is right!

p.s. Some have noted that GPS systems seem to have trouble finding FKK Oase. I had the same problem with other GPS systems. Here We Go brought me right to the parking lot.

But I think you don t have the traffic info which is very useful in Germany so many staus, better to buy a ortel or lycamobile SIM with data, you will save a lot of time if you travel from Hessen to NRW, also I like my Huawei duo SIM cards very useful to keep in touch by using only 1 phone.

[Neurosynth]

Is it really that difficult? How do you guys survive out there? Download HERE maps, download the map you need. It is available offline and works just fine.

65279;https://wego.here.com/?x=ep&map=51.5485, 7.6849,10,normal.

You beat me to it. I've used Here (We Go) on my iPhone in various parts of the US and Europe and it's performed flawlessly. I've downloaded all of continental US *AND* Europe. For free. I can navigate anywhere and stay completely offline w / o any cellular service (or charges!) And of course it can link to any car bluetooth you might have.

The only downside *some* people might find is that built-in GPS systems often have a larger screen. But frankly Here We Go's voice directions are so good I don't really need to look at the screen. But if I do I find the screen to be very clear with hints about upcoming turns, speed limits, etc. (Not so sure about speed trap alerts. I don't feel a need for that.).

Try it out. The price is right!

p.s. Some have noted that GPS systems seem to have trouble finding FKK Oase. I had the same problem with other GPS systems. Here We Go brought me right to the parking lot.

[Rogue Nation]

Is it really that difficult? How do you guys survive out there? Download HERE maps, download the map you need. It is available offline and works just fine.

65279;https://wego.here.com/?x=ep&map=51.5485, 7.6849,10,normal.

[DrPoon]

Late at night after Goldentime I got lost years ago. I ended up crossing unexpectedly into the Netherlands. I found a gas station and pulled over to ask where I was. In a typical Slavic fashion the Eastern European guy working the counter said, "China!" Eventually he recommended that I get Be On Road which is free by the way and has offline downloadable maps. Just set your phone to make sure the GPS is on (but when not using the maps turn the GPS off because it uses a lot of battery).

Every since then not really able to get lost. Plus it has a warning sound for any speed cameras. And you can set a warning when you exceed the speed limit by various tolerances.

I had fun there, the girls all stood in windows on boats in the canal. Was back in the day of the guilder and they gave good service.


This question is really for the Americans who drive in Germany but seems the rental agencies want 6-8 Euros per day for a GPS system some cap it at like 65 E if you have the vehicle a week or more. For those with carriers with US companies like Sprint can our smartphone GPS (either the app in apple for Navigation or the Google one) be used in Germany and synced with bluetooth to the car speakers and work just as well as the ones the rental agencies put in or do they not work as well and / or chew up too much data making renting a GPS system better. My phone GPS has no detection for speed cameras (I do not believe) ; I do notice if it makes a difference that Sprint service is handled by two companies that seem to alternate on my location (telekom, vodafone).

These agencies make a fucking fortune off the GPS rentals they supply and I know some guys do not want to use those if their company is paying for the car as they do not wish to take any chances since often if you punch in the address of a sex club it is stored in the GPS computer. In my case I do not care what the computer stores or not.

Is paying for GPS a ripoff or worth it?

[ExpatLover]

I also have Garmin Drive 60 since 2 years ago. I got it as a package for all North and South America with lifetime map updates for free. Had to buy Europe maps separately from Garmin on a micro SD card for $90. Was disappointed that there as there was no option to update the Europe maps. You have to buy another micro SD or download new maps for the same price. Rip off. Does have live traffic updates, alternative routes, but no radar detection, no construction zone speed limit accuracy, and no correct night-time speed limits, which often alternate between day and night on many roads in Germany. So I really have to keep my eyes on the road and take some serious note on the posted speed limits regardless to the GPS display.

Some of the Garmin Europe maps do get outdated rather quickly. For example, new overpass to LR isn't there, so it's off completely, demanding to make a you-turn. Quite stupid. Also gets bad around FKK Bernds and occasionally on newly built autobahn ramps, but 95% of the time it's a life saver. I have all Hessen and NRW FKK system in it.

I use my smart phone as a backup GPS alternative. With pre-loaded google maps and with WIFI connection in hotel room I begin the route navigation. Then it continues to work off-line just fine, including Bernds LOL.

Just use google map all the rest you can forget.

[BigBuddy69]

Why don't you buy an European sim card and use Waze? It doesn't need so much data. Or use Google maps offline and some apps with the locations of the radars.

[Smoke Light]

I also have Garmin Drive 60 since 2 years ago. I got it as a package for all North and South America with lifetime map updates for free. Had to buy Europe maps separately from Garmin on a micro SD card for $90. Was disappointed that there as there was no option to update the Europe maps. You have to buy another micro SD or download new maps for the same price. Rip off. Does have live traffic updates, alternative routes, but no radar detection, no construction zone speed limit accuracy, and no correct night-time speed limits, which often alternate between day and night on many roads in Germany. So I really have to keep my eyes on the road and take some serious note on the posted speed limits regardless to the GPS display.

Some of the Garmin Europe maps do get outdated rather quickly. For example, new overpass to LR isn't there, so it's off completely, demanding to make a you-turn. Quite stupid. Also gets bad around FKK Bernds and occasionally on newly built autobahn ramps, but 95% of the time it's a life saver. I have all Hessen and NRW FKK system in it.

I use my smart phone as a backup GPS alternative. With pre-loaded google maps and with WIFI connection in hotel room I begin the route navigation. Then it continues to work off-line just fine, including Bernds LOL.

[DMD2017]

This question is really for the Americans who drive in Germany but seems the rental agencies want 6-8 Euros per day for a GPS system some cap it at like 65 E if you have the vehicle a week or more. For those with carriers with US companies like Sprint can our smartphone GPS (either the app in apple for Navigation or the Google one) be used in Germany and synced with bluetooth to the car speakers and work just as well as the ones the rental agencies put in or do they not work as well and / or chew up too much data making renting a GPS system better. My phone GPS has no detection for speed cameras (I do not believe) ; I do notice if it makes a difference that Sprint service is handled by two companies that seem to alternate on my location (telekom, vodafone).

These agencies make a fucking fortune off the GPS rentals they supply and I know some guys do not want to use those if their company is paying for the car as they do not wish to take any chances since often if you punch in the address of a sex club it is stored in the GPS computer. In my case I do not care what the computer stores or not.

Is paying for GPS a ripoff or worth it?

Sometimes, the GPS comes with the rental. I remember telling the rental agency that I won't be using their GPS service but Sixt gave me a car with it anyway (because it was the only mid sized car available). I don't like using their GPS to go to FKKs / Saunaclubs for the reason that the next person might know you've been a "naughty boy" if you forget to erase / delete all the saved addresses from their GPS! lol! In my opinion, the money to rent a GPS, you can buy a good one which will be worth it after two trips to Germany.

I bring my own GPS (TomTom) from home because it works with the roads in Germany. When I had a Garmin (a long time ago, the newer ones are probably better), with updated programming, I got lost several times and missed Dietzenbach by miles! My TomTom GPS during my previous trips spotted all of the cameras so that I slowed down at the right moments. The last trip, I'm convinced that the police set up new ones (or the ones that can be moved and set up from location to location as demonstrated on one of their TV shows). Maybe that's why the picture that was taken isn't as clear as a regular traffic camera that one of my other friends got caught in (and he paid for because they charged his rental company and they took it from his credit card. Not just the 25 Euro "administration fees").

[Triptogamont]

These agencies make a fucking fortune off the GPS rentals they supply and I know some guys do not want to use those if their company is paying for the car as they do not wish to take any chances since often if you punch in the address of a sex club it is stored in the GPS computer. In my case I do not care what the computer stores or not.

Is paying for GPS a ripoff or worth it?

Don't ever rent a GPS from a rental car company. You have to reserve it, and half the time, they don't have one when you pick up your car anyway. A while ago, I bought a refurbished Garmin on EBay for something like $50. Just make sure it has maps of Europe. Best travel purchase ever. It's great for walking around sight seeing, too.