FKK Dietzenbach

[Kosher Kowboy]

We met up with KosherCowboy who I had been in contact with on another board. As KC put it. The line up at the Dietz was the worst he had ever seen. Still there were a handful that peaked my interest.

I didn't get a chance to talk much with KC at the Dietz because I was there only for a short time and honestly I was more interested in the young Gypsy cooch!

Nice to see you joined up and over here on this board. Indeed the LU was terrible that day but I stuck around as usual got a few in. It flipped for the positive though as you noticed on your trip back. Seems Morena is a big hit among the tourist class or she is reading the ISG and enjoying her reviews. I notice she gets ripped on some of the local boards yet every guy here and that I know who has done her has a great time. These Gypsies sure are getting picky! I have not seen them this choosy ever before.

I do not blame you for being more interested in the Gypsies, I want every Euros worth of them too as I think my Gypsy Bill for the year come year's end will be more than the average teacher is paid in Texas when hired. Pricey Gypsies I am addicted too. Glad you enjoyed your visits maybe will see you all on your next trip.

Random Shit at Dietz:

After my room with Morena, I feel asleep on the right hand couch against the back wall. The damn dog woke me up when it started barking. It was behind my couch barking and taking a shit! Maybe it was pissed at me for splashing it with water the other day? I got up and moved to a different couch. Dani shouted for Maya until she finally showed up and cleaned it up. I half wondered if they would even bother.

The Nosepicker of the Day was. Me, I guess. But I did it in the bathroom with my own tissues.

Communicable Diseases. I think the only guy I HAVEN'T picked something up from is Kosher Kowboy. Although I have no idea how I avoided his athlete's foot from the shower, or his jock itch from Valentina, EMA, etc.

I look forward to three more of these random shit write ups. They are like SNLs ' Deep Thoughts' or some comedians monologue. That dog seems to be generating quite a bit of stir these days I wonder if it will be there when I go. I think there is more than one dog though possibly one is called ' Lady' and I think there may be a male dog too as I saw ' the dog' both squat and lift. Multiple puppies I think are owned by the Gypsies.

Either way the dog is much more entertaining than the Oase cat. I hope the dog (s) is there for my journey things like this add to the character of the place and of course to the filth and grime on the carpet. There is little to no ventilation in that hellhole, can you imagine how much that place would fucking stink if the Gypsies didn't smoke all day to cover it up? At least their pussies do not stink and I think their pussies might be the cleanest thing in the joint.

I also hope that I had nothing to do with the fact Valentina and EMA went AWOL.

Look forward to your next report and I will do like today and see if I can guess your victims correctly. I might not have passed you anything but maybe you passed me something. It is thru DNA that I can guess. Valentina and EMA both being potential culprits among a few others

While on the subject of diseases, take note of the sign tomorrow on the wall next to the sausages. We do not go to the room with the Gypsies for an hour. We can not get any diseases from them. It is safe to fuck a Gypsy for short sessions. That board clearly states that 20 min is 30 e, 30 min is 40 e and beneath that it reads ' std' 70 e. I take that to mean that ' alles gut' as to the non-contraction of an std if we do not see them for 70 e sessions.

[Triptogamont]

After Oaze last night / this morning, I didn't get to sleep until around 6 AM. Slept until noon or so and woke up with morning wood. Well, I know a great cure for that!

Rode the S-bahn down to Dietzenbach. Stopped at the Turkish place for a doner pita, then walked the rest of the way to Dietz.

On entering, I remembered trying to explain the appeal of this place to Lanthano. I think Dietz is an acquired taste. Sort of like the first time you try a really hoppy IPA as a kid. Or black coffee. It's nasty. If you're stupid enough to keep at it, eventually, you'll like it! Unless you're like some of us who are criminally insane. We loved this place from day one!

Lineup from today: Morena, Dana, Anna, Sibel, Vanessa, Suzi, Kim, Andrea, Dani, Rebekah, Maya, Ramona.

That's 12 girls, but it never felt like there were that many. There always seemed to be a lot of guys in the room and only 1-2 girls. A few times, there were ZERO girls in the main room. No clue what the hell they were doing!

Morena was easy to pick out. She was the only girl I had never seen before. Very thin blond. Fake tits, several tattoos. I caught a glimpse of her when I was at the counter checking in. She had disappeared by the time I showered and made it to the main room. I grabbed the far couch on the right and waited a bit. I think I dozed off for a short while. Eventually, she came downstairs and sat on one of the front couches. I immediately got up and walked over there. Little Trip tried to peek out from the robe to say Hello,. Morena said something to me in German as I sat down. I shook my head and asked, "English?" She nodded, then told me she had commented on my hard dick in German. Then she reached into my robe to fondle me. I told her I got hard from seeing her across the room and that she should hurry up and finish her cigarette. She laughed, then puffed away like mad. Off to the room, which was excellent. Pecks and LFK (heavy on the L), but she let me lick and suck those fake tits to my heart's content. Very nice BJ and she would look at me and smile every now and then. That should be taught in Working Girl 101. She climbed on top for some wonderful CG. Flipped her over for mish. The combination of her looking at me, giving me the reach under ball fondle (should also be in Working Girl 101), and telling me to fuck her good in her sexy accent was too much for me to take. Fantastic explosive finish. I collapsed and she cleaned us up. Then she asked if I would give her a massage. Huh? Is she good friends with EMA? She lay on her stomach. I straddled her and laid my cock into her crack. I gave her a very amateur massage for a few minutes, which she really appreciated.

Showered then back out to the main room. This is when the girls all disappeared. I know they went outside here and there. And some were taken to rooms. But they would leave for LONG periods of time after they were done with the rooms. I slept for a while, still recovering from jetlag and the all-nighter at Oase. I came very close to leaving once or twice because I couldn't find a girl I wanted to room with! At one point, I almost got up to sit next to Rebekah to take her to the room! Eventually, I decided I would take Dana, Dani, Kim, or Vanessa, whichever girl showed up first. Finally, Dana came down the stairs, so I jumped on her.

She still looks very good to me. Pretty, funny, kind, sweet. Every room I've had with her has been very good, and this was no different. When we got to the room, she said she would be right back. I laid down on the bed, half erect, and when she came back she said, "Wow!" I told her he was very happy to see her. She said, "Then I better talk to him!" and immediately started a wonderful BJ. We wrestled through several positions before reaching an intense finish. I tend not to repeat often (except for a particular Hungarian), but I've roomed with Dana once every time I've come to Frankfurt. I see no reason not to continue the tradition.

By then, I figured I had killed enough time sitting around waiting for girls to become available, so I headed out. I may have done another room in there somewhere, but the damn girls kept hiding!

Random Shit at Dietz:

After my room with Morena, I feel asleep on the right hand couch against the back wall. The damn dog woke me up when it started barking. It was behind my couch barking and taking a shit! Maybe it was pissed at me for splashing it with water the other day? I got up and moved to a different couch. Dani shouted for Maya until she finally showed up and cleaned it up. I half wondered if they would even bother.

The Nosepicker of the Day was. Me, I guess. But I did it in the bathroom with my own tissues.

Communicable Diseases. Those of us who enjoy the specialty at Dietzenbach are very cognizant of communicable diseases. While I have met some fantastic folks through this board, I find it rather unfortunate to have acquired a couple from them. Optimist Syndrome. Results in the victim falling into starry-eyed love with a working girl. Lanthano's Curse. Any FKK the victim visits immediately becomes a sausage fest, where the guy to girl ratio rapidly approaches infinity. I think the only guy I HAVEN'T picked something up from is Kosher Kowboy. Although I have no idea how I avoided his athlete's foot from the shower, or his jock itch from Valentina, EMA, etc.

[Tp273]

This spring it was only me along with two buddies (Wazz & Skip) traveling to "Euro Disney" to drink beer and ride the newest attractions. Our Flight Landed early in the AM so I took the guys to a small FKK in Dietzenback that opens at 10 AM with a 20 E admission fee. We met up with KosherCowboy who I had been in contact with on another board. He just happened to be going to Germany at the same time we were there. After showering we settled on the back love seats to check out the girls. It was very slim pickings. As KC put it. The line up at the Dietz was the worst he had ever seen. Still there were a handful that peaked my interest. There was a cute thin blonde Romanian with manmades that caught both Skip's & my eye along with two tall dark haired girls that were very busy that morning.

I walked over and sat down on the Love seat next to the cute blonde and asked her name. She replied it was Morena. After some chit chat we discussed her menu & fee. We agreed on LK, BBBJ, 69, CFS, & CIM for 1/2 HR at 40 E. Once in the room Morena began a slow HJ while bending over and kissing me so very lightly. I thought it was a sensual tease but soon found out the very LK was all she does. She then moved down and began a BBBJ. Got to say her BBBJ more than made up for the iffy kissing. I pulled her over on me for 69 for a short while but soon had to stop that. Her BBBJ was getting way too good & I didn't want to tap out that soon. I suggested she move up and straddle my face to give me time to cool down. As I enjoyed her sweetness Morena began slowing grinding her pussy against my tongue.

I then requested we move on and after confiming "with Condom" Morena jumped on for CG while I reached up to hang on to her Big Tits. I' m not a fan of Manmades but she still retained a nice set of puffy nips so I gently pinched those as she rode me. Next we switched to some Mish and when it came time for my grand finale I pulled off the cover and flipped over on my back. Morena bent down and barely made contact with her lips. Most of it was a HJ and at the 1st taste of me she quickly raised her head up. Kind of disapointing but she was a nice tap up to that point so I walked away happy.

I showered, got some coffee & cookies & headed back to where the others were. Skip & Wazz started bitching that there was no Beer so I went up front and asked Alice the Young cute blonde who runs the Dietz if the guys were allowed to go out and bring some beer back to the club. She said there was no Alcohol allowed. That didn't go over well with the Guys. We still hours to kill before we could check into our Hotel so I took a nap on one of the Loveseats. When I woke up Skip said he was eyeing one of the black haired girls we had seen earlier but she keep dissappearing with some guy in tow up the large winding staircase. I told him after the call the girls come down with the guy to collect the fee then go back upstairs to clean up. When they come back down the stairs they are good to go and that is the best place to snag a popular girls. Skip & I watched the staircase for some time & then we saw one of the girls we wanted walking back up the stairs again with a guy. Somehow we missed her coming down.

A few minutes later the other girl I was interested in walked back into the parlor area and sat down on a love seat. I quickly went over & sat down next to Dana. Again after some chit chat I told her my requests (same as the other girl) & she agreed. We headed to a room and I had a similar time with Dana except this time the kissing was much better. Her BBBJ was great and she made a lot of those soft "Euro Grunts" during DATY. Overall a nice GFE & someone that I would recommend. Dana has a softer body than Morena also had a nice sets of Natural see's. I was very pleased with my time with Dana & the fee was also 40 E.

After another shower I walked back to the guys. Wazz & Skip then both gave me the thumbs down sign for their opinion of this club. We dressed and went to the hotel to check in. As we were leaving I noticed KosherCowboy with a cute little blacked haired girl with a large wings tat on her back. I'll be back for her next week when I return to the Frankfurt area. I didn't get a chance to talk much with KC at the Dietz because I was there only for a short time and honestly I was more interested in the young Gypsy cooch!

For the record my buddies & I ended up going to FKK World that evening. Even though it was Dress Day at FKK World the guys still wanted to go there because they have free beer. We did get the pay two 65 E entrance fee and the 3rd is free deal which came out to 45 E each. Wazz & Skip both saw some Girls whose names they couldn't remember. Girls at this club were getting 100 E for 1/2 HR with kissing, bbbb, DATY, & CFS, with 50 E extra for CIM. My buddies saw a few girls there but I was still satisfied from my Dietz gypsies so I passed on seeing anyone there.

[Kosher Kowboy]

KK's recent (an amazingly nice) report just made me decide: aleaiacta est: I'll be there and of this month for 2 or 3 days.

How about bringing in some delicious Belgian chocolates (25)? Would that give me a good introduction passport?

Only problem: which girl to start with?

I am going to ask Alice for a commission.

Your best ' passport' to carry is also the best gift for them, some greasy crumpled up bills of small denominations and just be a nice guy to them.

As to your first girl just go with your gut or in the event some obnoxious American screams half way across the room that Jessica wants you to fuck her with your invisible condom and telling you how much she loves sperma injected in to her pussy than please fuck her and once done say 'Hello' to the Yankee and let him know how she was.

Have fun.

[FlurkMan]

But Optimist is correct. No public sex in Dietz. Unless you count Dani peeking over the wall!

Dani's attitude is great: "peeking over the wall" is the best possible advice to top manager's courses. Those guys have to broaden their view.

[FlurkMan]

I have been phantisising about visiting Dietzenbach for quite some time now.

KK's recent (an amazingly nice) report just made me decide: aleaiacta est: I'll be there and of this month for 2 or 3 days.

How about bringing in some delicious Belgian chocolates (25€)? Would that give me a good introduction passport?

Only problem: which girl to start with?

[Kosher Kowboy]

A few random notes:

During one of my showers, the dog came into the bathroom and barked at me. Surprised the hell out of me at first. I splashed some water at it, and it ran away.

Dana is still looking good. I've roomed with her a couple of times before and I assume I will again before this trip is through.

Amirah (I just realized I left her off the lineup earlier) was the Nosepicker of the Day.

I think I know who Kim, Karina, and Desi are now from KKs last post. I think I'll have to take Karina to the room soon. She's got that soft look I like. Reminds me a bit of a certain Hungarian girl I'm still pining away for.

Random notes from Dietz are great, keep the tidbits coming. Things like dogs messing the joint up and Gypsies picking noses is fun to follow. Anna, Dana and Sibel I remember last trip being culprits and Sibel I think ' caught' me seeing her flick one about 5 or 6 feet from the couch. Anna would stare at her pickings than wipe it on the bottom of the couch and Dana had the most class as she put them in a tissue from her purse and in the garbage can.

Karina does have that soft look of that Hungarian you speak of. Desi has her posture as she sits on the couch. Both Desi and the Hungarian Queen sit straight up on their couches their heads high not slouched over, legs spread or sprawled across the whole thing. They just kind of sit at attention looking straight ahead yet they are observant. Karina does carry some resemblance to the Hungarian in some ways. I think you should try both.

And we need a ' Trip report' on Kim and this Diana as well if you do not mind. I suspect you will jump all over Morena once she shows up as you did Alizeh right away. Glad you liked her and my sentiments the same fuck her any way but from behind as I do not wish to look at that sleazeball guy on her back either.

And please make sure to pay your respects to Sibel and Dana at least one time, you will have done all the nose pickers once thru those two. Get to work young man, you have today and four more days to see all the new girls, go thru the house and get all the usual ones in sans Andrea of course.

Or spend 80 e and take Jessy and Desi together. Jessy is great and Desi is fun (she has a tryout in 20 something days to make it on regular payroll and climb up a tier even with one jacked up tooth) and I think the interaction between Jessy and Desi you will find to your liking. We like filthy women and the Bulgarians never disappoint.

I think it is about 2 PM there now so by now some Gypsy has been inseminated, look forward to tonight's report. I think I will do nightly reports my next journey too and make sure to check your private messages and emails tonight as I need you to get a message delivered to one particular Gypsy

[Triptogamont]

Arrived in Frankfurt early and had some time to kill before my hotel room was ready (and before Dietz opened). Wandered around the Bahnhofsviertel for a while. Exactly how much [CodeWord109] does it take to make nine square blocks reek of ammonia? I'm guessing quite a bit. Didn't enter any of the red light buildings. I didn't want to use up all of my energy climbing those stairs in the morning.

When the hotel was ready, I dropped my stuff off, got cleaned up a bit, then made my way to Dietz. Rode the S2 to the end, then found my way down to Voltastrasse. The place is the same as always, the only exception was being greeted by a ball of white fluff at the door. This must be the new ***** that pisses all over the floor that I've heard about!

There were a LOT of cards up, but there were never more than 9-10 girls downstairs at any time. Several must be hiding upstairs because there weren't many guys in the house.

The lineup from my previous post: Alizeh, Selena, Anna, Dana, Dani, Ramona, Maya, Roxanna, Erika, Diana, Vanessa, Andrea, Sibel, Kim, Karina, Desi, plus Amirah.

I recognized Alizeh from some other reports here. Angular good looks and lots of tattoos. I like ink, so I figured I'd give her a whirl. Sat next to her and she immediately put her legs in my lap and let her hands wander on my chest. Pleasant conversation on the couch then off to a room. LFK, very nice BJ and a couple of positions on the bed. I declined K9 because I didn't want to look at the tattoo of some dude's face on her back, thank you very much. Got rid of a large dose of excess DNA in explosive fashion. Cuddled and chatted for a while after. Overall a very nice session and a good start to the trip!

Showered, then napped on the couch for a bit. Drank a lot of water to replenish fluids. Then I noticed a tall, very pretty bleach blond. Sat next to her and introduced myself. She said her name is Selena. She asked if it was my first time there and was surprised when I said no. Apparently, we've just never been there at the same time. She's got a great body and a pretty face. She reached under my towel and stroked me to attention. I couldn't resist taking her to the room. She started with a wonderful BJ. Nice eye contact, DT, and this fantastic tongue swirl. On to cowgirl and mish, and she asked for a non-RTC finish. I generally don't mind. She did the reach under ball fondle that works like a charm. When the end came, she performed some sort of ninja maneuver and caught my flying raindrops right out of the air! I never even noticed her getting the paper towels. Part of the joy of the external shot is watching the DNA soar through the air. And land. Oh well.

Another shower and another nap. I was pretty sure I was done for the day, but then Little Trip noticed Anna come downstairs and sit on a couch. I've seen her in the club many times, but never taken her to a room. Little Trip was very insistent that we rectify the situation, so I had to go sit next to her. Anna has always seemed a little bit off to me. A bit of a vacant stare maybe. I don't know. But she was very nice, pleasant, and lively on the couch. Even better in the room. I thoroughly enjoyed her breasts. Then she gave an excellent BJ. Every now and then she would look up at me and smile and damn don't I always love that. Then jumped on top for some really good cowgirl. Then very vigorous mish that had us both sweating. Then the most intense finish of the day. After the paper towel cleanup, she asked if we could relax for a bit. She put her head on my shoulder and her leg over me and we both catnapped for 5-10 minutes. I have to say I enjoyed that quite a bit.

Final shower, then I figured I'd get back to Frankfurt for a well earned nap. I tried a different route to the train station and got slightly lost, but made the S2 back to Frankfurt.

A few random notes:

During one of my showers, the dog came into the bathroom and barked at me. Surprised the hell out of me at first. I splashed some water at it, and it ran away.

Dana is still looking good. I've roomed with her a couple of times before and I assume I will again before this trip is through.

Amirah (I just realized I left her off the lineup earlier) was the Nosepicker of the Day.

I had never seen Alizeh, Selena, Kim, Karina, or Desi before. I like seeing new faces and bodies. I think I know who Kim, Karina, and Desi are now from KKs last post. I think I'll have to take Karina to the room soon. She's got that soft look I like. Reminds me a bit of a certain Hungarian girl I'm still pining away for.

I recognized Diana from one of the NRW clubs last winter. Grimberg maybe? She looks better now. Larger tits, more womanly, and a little makeup. When I roomed with her before she seemed almost under-aged. Terrible, I know.

[Vito Corleone]

Had a great time reading your report! I know all the girls you mentioned except Alizeh & Morena. I'm very happy I passed on Dietz last week. I just tolerated this place when they had a few hotties worth doing. I guess I'm just too picky. Anyway, great report. Very entertaining!

[ExpatLover]

My last trip to Germany consisted of one ok day at Oase, two magnificent days at Sharks and the balance of the trip with my beautiful and adored wives who let me fuck them with my favorite brand of rubber, the " Invisible Condom. " In Texas it outsells Trojan, Lifestyle and Durex combined. Much more cost effective, efficient and enjoyable and they naturally adjust to the size of the man meaning one size fits all and since they are engulfed in natural lubrication once put in to use there exists no need to spend money on bottles of lube either.

It really is nice once these girls get to know you. My first trip even on my second I barely got a smile or acknowledgement short of sitting on a couch with them and now they either outright send physical or verbal signals or in one case, I was pretty much commanded this past trip to fuck one of them. Peer pressure from one Gypsy had me take another Gypsy to the room. And all the other Gypsies knew I was going to creampie her. Day Care it truly is, something fun and exciting always happens and is why I go to this house of ill repute and as I found out the Gypsies know me quite well. No names needed, not hard to figure out. Those who know the Gypsies can figure out who was yelling and who got creampied.

I was sitting towards the back by the door to the patio across the couch from a Gypsy I had not yet been with. She said something to me in German I guess. I did not understand and she repeated herself and I told her ' no German. ' At the same time some Gypsy very loudly from across the room yelled ' She want you to fuck her. ' (This Gypsy also emphasizes the word Fuck and elevates her voice when she says it out loud.) She than yelled something back at this newer girl and the girl looked at me with a grin. I than heard ' She let you fuck her no condom she like sperma. You can fuck her and lick her sperma when finish, she like that too, like you. ' She than yelled I guess the translation at that girl who only smiled at me and all the other Gypsies were quiet at this point just looking. The loud and fouled mouthed Gypsy yelled one more time ' go fuck in room, she want sperma now ' while she pointed at her own pussy and her legs spread wide open. She yelled at the other girl again who just stared at me with a grin still. I thought to myself ' why not', hopped on her couch and took her to the room while a few Gypsies clapped. This is why I go to Dietzenbach, fun and games. Where else do you have a tute sitting in a club screaming at you to go blow your load of cum up her friends snatch than go to the room with all the other girls clapping. They know why I am there. They know my preference for the dirty Nein Vashers. I guess they all noticed my past trips to the room with my former Queen when she skipped going to the bidet.

These are the Gypsies from this past trip. All of them eat candy but are allergic to gummi bears. None of them drink AO Light Beer. All of them also enjoy Spritzers as well but whereas most Spritzers are served ice cold and chilled these Gypsies all prefer to be served the warm and creamy version and I think I have now paid my dues with enough zimmers that the grabbing of the paper towels by all Gypsies is now on a long delay and they are in no rush to empty the contents of their vaginas until I am ready for them too.

Dana: I vashed Dana's pussy with direct hits on the cervix this past trip three times. Although not a Queen she has emerged out of nowhere to the top of my favorite Gypsy list. Dana was not even on my radar until I walked by her couch and she had her hair in a bun like Amira did and was sending a flirtatious smile. Assuming it was Amira I smiled at her only to have my new tramp Dana open her legs up for a slight peak at her goodies. I have heard mixed things of Dana but I had no issues with her and attitude and service were superb. Her blowjob is great, lots of eye contact and spit and she has a very warm, wet and inviting pussy and all three times I fucked her or shall I say she fucked me she would ride me in cowgirl and when she sensed I was close she would elevate off her knees and rise on her feet and I would fire away in to her a minute or two later. She was never quick to climb off and never rushed for the towels. I enjoyed the feeling of the top of my cock swimming in Lake Spritz between her legs before the Lake was drained in to a roll of generic paper towels. I keep forgetting to send them a crate of Bounty Quicker Picker Uppers, much softer on their pussies. Dana slipped thru the cracks for months has been there since I enrolled quite some time ago so I am looking forward to seeing Vanessa for the first time and hoping for the same, Selena as well.

Alizeh: She is a Romanian / Iraqi hybrid, speaks eight languages and gets fucked nonstop but she is a keeper for sure just be patient and wait your turn. She gets slow. Dark haired petite gal with a set of angel wings tattoo like one of the Mainhatten girls I barebacked two years ago and can not find anywhere so if anyone recalls her let me know, I pay high finder fees. Alizeh delivers great service in the room, open to all positions and I was able to blast her a few times as well. She too is slow to grab the paper towels. I think the girls are much slower on the paper towel grab once they are a little more comfortable with you, she sort of got mad once when I went to pull out and wanted me to stay in her, squeezed her pussy a bit than let me out. We will see what the guys who hit Dietz this week think but she reminds me much of Bianca perhaps it is the ink. I miss Bianca. Despite my fun week at Day Care there is an unspoken of white elephant in the room that being the absence of Bianca. Alizeh is a reminder of that but one will quickly get over it once inside her. One drawback to Alizeh. Do not fuck her in doggy unless you want to stare at some guy's face. Between her angel wings is the imprint of a man's face engraved on her with a cheesy mustache. She said it is not her husband or boyfriend rather the tattoo artist but who knows who he is, perhaps the artist, the pimp and the lover all wrapped in one. No need to worry about wrappings with Alizeh though. She is a great choice. I fucked her in the far back room every time, the same room I fucked Nein Vashing in my very first night when I was last of the night and pulled out my cock only to see about a quart of semen gush out as her work shift came to a close. I hope she is happy in retirement. That is my favorite room in the house, just like the Red Room is at Sharks..

Sorry but I saw Erika in daylight and I will never understand how you are able to fuck her, even she will pay me I will not go with her.

[PuntTheWorld2]

Holy report. This is the finest piece of literature I've had the pleasure of reading in many years.

I am a little hesitant of AO, but FFS, I may have to divert my trip to experience this for myself.

My last trip to Germany consisted of one ok day at Oase, two magnificent days at Sharks and the balance of the trip with my beautiful and adored wives who let me fuck them with my favorite brand of rubber, the " Invisible Condom. " In Texas it outsells Trojan, Lifestyle and Durex combined. Much more cost effective, efficient and enjoyable and they naturally adjust to the size of the man meaning one size fits all and since they are engulfed in natural lubrication once put in to use there exists no need to spend money on bottles of lube either...

[Triptogamont]

About to pass out from exhaustion. Will post more after a very long nap.

Lineup today: Alizeh, Selena, Anna, Dana, Dani, Ramona, Maya, Roxanna, Erika, Diana, Vanessa, Andrea, Sibel, Kim, Karina, Desi.

I don't know who Kim, Karina, and Desi are. I just saw their cards up at the desk (without pictures).

Roomed with Alizeh, Selena, and Anna. Definitely missed this place!

[Rogue Nation]

At KK: If you have a few more details on the girl you barebacked at Mainhattan, drop me a PM, I have a feeling I know who she is.

[Kosher Kowboy]

My last trip to Germany consisted of one ok day at Oase, two magnificent days at Sharks and the balance of the trip with my beautiful and adored wives who let me fuck them with my favorite brand of rubber, the " Invisible Condom. " In Texas it outsells Trojan, Lifestyle and Durex combined. Much more cost effective, efficient and enjoyable and they naturally adjust to the size of the man meaning one size fits all and since they are engulfed in natural lubrication once put in to use there exists no need to spend money on bottles of lube either.

It really is nice once these girls get to know you. My first trip even on my second I barely got a smile or acknowledgement short of sitting on a couch with them and now they either outright send physical or verbal signals or in one case, I was pretty much commanded this past trip to fuck one of them. Peer pressure from one Gypsy had me take another Gypsy to the room. And all the other Gypsies knew I was going to creampie her. Day Care it truly is, something fun and exciting always happens and is why I go to this house of ill repute and as I found out the Gypsies know me quite well. No names needed, not hard to figure out. Those who know the Gypsies can figure out who was yelling and who got creampied.

I was sitting towards the back by the door to the patio across the couch from a Gypsy I had not yet been with. She said something to me in German I guess. I did not understand and she repeated herself and I told her ' no German. ' At the same time some Gypsy very loudly from across the room yelled ' She want you to fuck her. ' (This Gypsy also emphasizes the word Fuck and elevates her voice when she says it out loud.) She than yelled something back at this newer girl and the girl looked at me with a grin. I than heard ' She let you fuck her no condom she like sperma. You can fuck her and lick her sperma when finish, she like that too, like you. ' She than yelled I guess the translation at that girl who only smiled at me and all the other Gypsies were quiet at this point just looking. The loud and fouled mouthed Gypsy yelled one more time ' go fuck in room, she want sperma now ' while she pointed at her own pussy and her legs spread wide open. She yelled at the other girl again who just stared at me with a grin still. I thought to myself ' why not', hopped on her couch and took her to the room while a few Gypsies clapped. This is why I go to Dietzenbach, fun and games. Where else do you have a tute sitting in a club screaming at you to go blow your load of cum up her friends snatch than go to the room with all the other girls clapping. They know why I am there. They know my preference for the dirty Nein Vashers. I guess they all noticed my past trips to the room with my former Queen when she skipped going to the bidet.

These are the Gypsies from this past trip. All of them eat candy but are allergic to gummi bears. None of them drink AO Light Beer. All of them also enjoy Spritzers as well but whereas most Spritzers are served ice cold and chilled these Gypsies all prefer to be served the warm and creamy version and I think I have now paid my dues with enough zimmers that the grabbing of the paper towels by all Gypsies is now on a long delay and they are in no rush to empty the contents of their vaginas until I am ready for them too.

Dana: I vashed Dana's pussy with direct hits on the cervix this past trip three times. Although not a Queen she has emerged out of nowhere to the top of my favorite Gypsy list. Dana was not even on my radar until I walked by her couch and she had her hair in a bun like Amira did and was sending a flirtatious smile. Assuming it was Amira I smiled at her only to have my new tramp Dana open her legs up for a slight peak at her goodies. I have heard mixed things of Dana but I had no issues with her and attitude and service were superb. Her blowjob is great, lots of eye contact and spit and she has a very warm, wet and inviting pussy and all three times I fucked her or shall I say she fucked me she would ride me in cowgirl and when she sensed I was close she would elevate off her knees and rise on her feet and I would fire away in to her a minute or two later. She was never quick to climb off and never rushed for the towels. I enjoyed the feeling of the top of my cock swimming in Lake Spritz between her legs before the Lake was drained in to a roll of generic paper towels. I keep forgetting to send them a crate of Bounty Quicker Picker Uppers, much softer on their pussies. Dana slipped thru the cracks for months has been there since I enrolled quite some time ago so I am looking forward to seeing Vanessa for the first time and hoping for the same, Selena as well.

Alizeh: She is a Romanian / Iraqi hybrid, speaks eight languages and gets fucked nonstop but she is a keeper for sure just be patient and wait your turn. She gets slow. Dark haired petite gal with a set of angel wings tattoo like one of the Mainhatten girls I barebacked two years ago and can not find anywhere so if anyone recalls her let me know, I pay high finder fees. Alizeh delivers great service in the room, open to all positions and I was able to blast her a few times as well. She too is slow to grab the paper towels. I think the girls are much slower on the paper towel grab once they are a little more comfortable with you, she sort of got mad once when I went to pull out and wanted me to stay in her, squeezed her pussy a bit than let me out. We will see what the guys who hit Dietz this week think but she reminds me much of Bianca perhaps it is the ink. I miss Bianca. Despite my fun week at Day Care there is an unspoken of white elephant in the room that being the absence of Bianca. Alizeh is a reminder of that but one will quickly get over it once inside her. One drawback to Alizeh. Do not fuck her in doggy unless you want to stare at some guy's face. Between her angel wings is the imprint of a man's face engraved on her with a cheesy mustache. She said it is not her husband or boyfriend rather the tattoo artist but who knows who he is, perhaps the artist, the pimp and the lover all wrapped in one. No need to worry about wrappings with Alizeh though. She is a great choice. I fucked her in the far back room every time, the same room I fucked Nein Vashing in my very first night when I was last of the night and pulled out my cock only to see about a quart of semen gush out as her work shift came to a close. I hope she is happy in retirement. That is my favorite room in the house, just like the Red Room is at Sharks. I love the red room. I plan to remodel my guest room to resemble the Red Room in Darmstadt.

Erika: I always fuck Erika. She was my first Dietz girl and best friends with my retired Queen so it is like a family thing, I feel the mental need to include her each trip. Maybe if I fuck her enough my Queen will return. I usually always take Erika when all other options I want are getting fucked or I know some guy is waiting on them and usually always take her late in the day. The Gypsies get tired and lazy as the day goes on sometime but Erika is a safe bet for service of a high quality until the place shuts down. She has a huge pussy which satisfies my desire and fetish to eat engorged vaginas that can get 3 or 4 fingers in, Erika is usually good for four especially if it is later in the evenings. Her blowjob is phenomenal and when I did fuck Erika it was late and I was tired and could not properly vash her so she finished me off quite well with her mouth. No extra 50 e needed.

Ramona: Ramona is always good for several visits every trip. Some find her to be a little tomboy and she is the one with the short dark hair that walks like a duck. She is a good girl. She is always the first one up to fold towels when they are dumped. She waddles right over. A team player. How she keeps her pussy so tight I do not know after all these years and thousands and thousands of cocks stuffed in there. I think it is the tightest in the house. Of all the girls in the house she knows the inner workings of my male anatomy the best and can get me to blow in her whether she is first or last for the day. I usually see her when I know it will be hard to cum from fatigue or when I am too lazy to pump. She always does the work. Gives me a great blowjob and gets on top, rides me with her tight pussy but if I can not cum she hops off and sucks me almost there than hops aboard and takes my deposit and it is always nice to cum in her as you can always feel Lake Spritz filling up and splashing around on the head of your pecker with each pump as there isn't much room up there. She always stands up after and gives me a visual of my damage as she wipes. Not everyone's but one of my favorites.

Karina: Karina is a very young 20 something girl just like the girl I fucked yesterday from Louisiana in a sleazy hotel and for the first time in 20 plus attempts I was able to spritz with a gummi on. I went back to her last night too for a second round but failed to burst in the gummi but blew every drop in her mouth and she swallowed the entire load while I could hear trucks on the interstate whizzing by as they often do late at night making up long distances at higher speeds with less cars on the road. Karina is just ok looking, I took her for the hell of it just because she looks so young and 'innocent. ' She does not have the aggressiveness as the rest of the Gypsies more laid back and the john takes over. Her blowjob is very good yet needs some improvement. Usually with the new girls they often will hold up a candy wrapper to ask your preference but this one she seemed to already know and did not bother asking. She hopped right aboard once I told her I was ready. I ended up doing it in missionary with her and actually working a little bit and sweat my tail off but finally blew and as I did she grabbed me and pulled me in deep and rocked her hips forward herself. She did not go for the paper towels right away at all, in fact she laid there and cupped her hand at the bottom of her feminine regions and caught the drippings than cleaned up after I handed her the roll. Fun girl, would possibly repeat all based on supply / demand of other Gypsies. Given my frequency and the drip show I can witness post blow more likely than not I will be back inside her again.

Sibel: My second day there was when I saw Sibel. I had already fucked Alizeh and Desi that day and when I walked by Sibel after showering she asked me in Spanish (guessing so the other Gypsies next to her would not hear) if I was going to be fucking her soon. About an hour later I sat on Sibels couch. We talked for a few minutes not long. She needs a razor unless she is growing out a Bush which I do not mind but it is time to shave. Sibel is a nice girl who seems to get better with each session. She used to rush a little more but now she seems to take things a little slower and she positioned herself on my side so I was able to play with her pussy while she blew me and she even added tongue swirls in this time. I think some of the girls are working a little harder than before as I notice many of them sitting a tad more with all the new girls in the house. Her internal vaginal temperature is the hottest in the house but she is just too loose. I need to fuck Sibel first next time. I just could not cum fucking her and was also tired and needed a milkshake to finish. I like Sibel, next time I will fuck her first thing in the morning to counteract her having a cavernous pussy middle of the day.

Desi: Desi is a newer one that I have not seen in the club before. She is Bulgarian and tends to sit in the back half of the club opposite the wall where Erika is always sitting in Little Bulgaria with Jessy on the far back couch. She is very quiet and I do not think her communication skills are great, not sure what she speaks. Her skin tone is darker than most in fact when I first saw her I thought she might have been Latina, I knew she wasn't from my reading about her but she has that darker complexion. I wish Dietz had a token Latina or black girl but no complaints, can find them here (Latinas) and blacks I can find in Germany and usually do one every other trip at either Sharks or Oase. The ones here in Texas are unfuckable and they would need to pay me quite a bit for my services. Desi does not seem to be in the ' Gypsy Clique' yet and is sort of on the shy side. She just stares and occasionally smiles if you look at her. She is young. Somewhere she learned some skills. Excellent blowjob, various techniques were used and she let me play with her pussy and we also did 69. She too was previously made blatantly and loudly aware of my allergies to gummi bears as well so none were even offered. Extremely tight, she puts a lot of effort in to it and seemed quite happy I ' chose' her, seems to aim to please and will for sure see her again in fact I wanted to my last day but she was off. She is for sure worth a try and makes it in to my top half kind of in there with Sibel, Anna and Elena the middle tier of girls I will turn to if the ones I really want are not available. She was vashed while I was on top, did not even grab the paper towels. It ended up on her towel. I should have kept it but I prefer if I am going to keep a girls towel to make sure it matches the other ones and for some reason the collection I keep of ' used female towels' are all pink and come from another club. I was actually offered a pink towel this past trip in that club I speak of but I told the girl I already had ' one or two' and she told me most guys she sees do. Apparently (per her) just about every regular of hers enjoys collecting pink towels and like myself she said most also have a few light blue, white and charcoal colored items mixed in to their collection as well.

Morena: This is a new one who I passed on for the first few days as it was well documented elsewhere she was a consumer of light beers and creating Lake Spritz was not permitted however during the course of my stay I got some reports from some other guests in the house to the contrary. At one point I was ready to play Poke the Gypsy and went to use the john and some mouthwash prior. When I went to get mouthwash I noticed in the shower not a fat disgusting man lathering up his hairy crotch rather a nice looking blond named Morena. She did not say Hello, she just pointed at me, pointed at herself and said ' fucking?' I inquired about her services and was able to determine that she would be more than happy to allow me to finish how I would like. Ten minutes later she was finished showering and sitting on my couch smoking. We went to the room. It was the first of several rooms with The Lady Morena. She sucked my cock well. I fucked her in many positions. From the way she fucks really hard as you cum to make it even more enjoyable I would never have known she consumed light beers as she seems to love getting her guts splattered in her mans expulsions. Perhaps before when I read and heard otherwise her tablets were not in effect yet. Of all the pussies I ate I liked eating her pussy the best. Very profound lips too. She sits atop the charts with the best of them. I would not pass on this one, a must fuck.

Jessica: Oy vey! This nafka is fucking meshuggeneh! Jessy is the life of the house. Loud mouthed, foul mouthed, crude and vulgar often but tons of fun. As one guy called her, 'a live wire. ' Dancing randomly like a stripper, loves Gypsy music when it comes on, walks around the club blurting out all kinds of fun things. She once walked by me and said she loves money and she loves to fuck. She pointed at all the men on couches not fucking. I jokingly said maybe ' No money no fucking' and she than must have said ' no money no fucking' like a parrot mimicking what it heard over 100 times if not more the next few days prancing around the club. Every time I went to room with her she would say ' I fuck now I get money. ' She is not shy at all to talk about anything filthy and it seems when she gets a thought in her head she just blurts it out randomly. She loves cum and will constantly remind you where to place your deposit. She was not too busy this trip and I did her I think 3 maybe 4 times. She definitely knows Erika and Nelly well as each time we went to the room at some point (before of after) she would spread her legs open for a ' licking ' as she called it. Her pussy is not the tightest but one of the warmer ones there. She earns the title of Queen as I am no longer going to recognize one Gypsy as standing above the rest as there are too many and I prefer a harem of nasty girls to one however I think one will wear the title of Queen in name only, like a tradition that means nothing. She is Queen because she is crazy, foul mouthed, blurts out disgusting things and I wish more girls were like this. I made her my last session of the trip. I was spent and could not fill her up as I like too so she sucked and jerked me off and that is how this trip ended.

I think that completes the Gypsies who got all of my crisp 20 notes from the Wells Fargo branch I go to.

I tried to proposition Alice to no avail offering her 40 e, 100 e, 250 e, 500 e and even 1000 e only to be told no with a smile. The four girls behind me who were up front (one provided the translation for the others) found entertainment in my failed propositioning. One of them joked all four of them would fuck me for 1000 e but they knew it was a joke. Had Alice actually hit me on my offer I would have paid her simply for shits and giggles and since I never had the chance in the past I would have puked out the 1000 e happily. Sometimes money is meant to be wasted, does us no good when we are dead. However in theory and principle if given the choice between four ugly, disgusting and filthy Gypsies for one hour of fun or one Shark for 1000 e (even bareback) for however long there is no doubt I would do the four Gypsies than bow down to some arrogant Shark. Actually they were not at all arrogant this trip. The Sharks were starving. They happily sucked bareback and with a smile and delivered great sessions for 50 and 100 Euros with zero attitude and actually for the first time ever showed a little appreciation in various forms other than the obligatory peck on the cheek ' good bye. ' The Sharks were kind and gentle this trip with much improved attitudes and behaviors. I decided for what I felt were obvious reasons (reasoning) to me that is that Sharks was the obvious choice to spend more time and money at than Oase at this time. However, I prefer to pay girls who scream across the room to go creampie their friend so the whole club can hear and cheer. To each their own but I think that ' event' got me even more hooked on this place and although I can duplicate the service here in Texas any day for a 100 dollar bill there is zero way to duplicate the atmosphere. It is a one of a kind place but not all will enjoy. Some will hate it and other guests will be unwanted, undesired as I can now see in the club itself as well as readings online in various forums of several different languages.

One month from now I will be somewhere in the middle of my next trip and my must sees are Jessica, Alizeh, Dana and Morena and Susi (she was absent this trip but back now for you guys and her spot among the best will never be given up) in the Elite Tier followed Ramona in my 'near Elite Tier' and I will toss Sibel in this tier despite having a loose pussy every time. Than comes the solid second tier of Anna, Desi, Elena, Vanessa and Selena the latter two have yet to be seen. Must sees on next trip. The rest of the Gypsies are low on my radar but get shuffled in to the mix now and than based on how many Gypsies are on that day and the couch occupancy rate but way to big a LU and options now to be toying around with the bottom tiers unless all other options are exhausted and I must go to the room.

Now that the sausages are back I have to pick out which Gypsy would be most open to having me slide a sausage up their pussy for a snack and once I find one willing I will go to Rewe that night and the next day bring in either a cucumber, a zucchini or a squash.

I was also able to spend Vanessas's birthday with the Gypsies. Alice let the girls drink booze around 3 or 4 PM. There were three large bottles of booze on the table for them the only negative was they all sat out back with Alice and Andrea was left in charge of the desk. This was probably the only brothel in the world where the girls did not want to make money or fuck and wanted their privacy. Men sat on couches seeming lost and confused. Fortunately I had already done the majority of my fucking for the day before the Gypsies got liquored up and Ramona was available and not hiding out back for two hours so I did her that day. I love Dietzenbach. Everything normal here is abnormal and if something is not abnormal it is not allowed in the house. I have yet to have one bad session here, only good times, good memories and I get treated very well and have made quite a few friends with the guests as well.

These Gypsies regardless if you have roomed with them or not in the past know all about the regular guys who come to the club. We have all been profiled and I guess my profile was completed last fall sometime. Unfortunately I am also known as a guy who brings gifts for his favorites but now many of them asked for a gift so I sort of pigeon holed myself on this one, will figure my way out. Gyspsies are cheap to make happy. They will all in time get a gift that makes them feel like an appreciated lady with the exception of Jessica. Her gift will be the most entertaining as well as interactive as I will get to play with it as I plan to purchase a 12 inch thick black double ended dildo with a massive vein so I can hold it in the middle while one end gets shoved in Jessica and the other end I think would work well in Sibel. I miss my Gypsies and look forward to seeing them soon and on my days off from day care I had a great time at Oase more so with the guys relaxing and eating well and playing with girls in the pool and I had one of my better times yet playing with the ' reformed' Sharks.

To those headed to Dietz this week have a wonderful time, the pickings are good but I will note the girls do appear to be a tad pickier, some lazy at times and they all seem to be picking their clients a tad more and I am noticing more rejections than ever and guys not staying long which for me is ideal. Go home! More pussy and fun times for me. And thanks to DFWDude and Captain Howdy for killing time on the couches with me. Nice meeting you Captain Howdy and as always good seeing you again DFW.

[Digi Man65]

Elena is a short blonde with a pretty face and a nice body. She doesn't socialize with the others and is all business. I missed several warning signals such as no touch and play on the coach.

Things got worse in the room. No kissing of any kind, no touching her breast, positioned herself between my legs so I had no access to her private parts. Complained that I was moving my hips during BBBJ.

Only positive was that during covered doggy style she was pretty good and pushing back. Zero chance of repeating!